Malawi

[Maaz08]

Hi,

I am looking for some company in lilongwe. Kindly PM me mongers. Any help will be highly appreciated with a new contact. Thanks.

[BigDaddyMw]

I'll be in Malawi, blantyre for a couple of months, I need contacts of good nice hookers / girls with nice bodies that'll show me a good time.

Your help will be appreciate.

[Pokeris]

As I write before rwandian guy at lilongwe reccomend visit me this place and explain how to go here. It takes around 1. 5- 2 hours to reach this place with 3 diffrent matatus and total cost for transport was 1500 kwacha it 40 kilomitres away from lilongwe close to dowa town 8 km away its you look at map. Also you can drive here if have a car yourself.

This refugees camp have around 40 k people most from Congo, Burundi, rwanda, somalia some from Ethiopia, Kenya. They live here and can move free at malawi. They have schools, bars, shops, restaurants, even some local hotel its like a town for refugess. The last van drop me next to refugess camp. I walk in no problem many school kids was looking at me, I walk little bit around some people say Hi for me and was thinking I work here. Because they have some white people who works at schools also for some human rights or something simillar. I saw some good looking girls here.

I visited local bar buy calsberg beer for 600 kwacha and watching people passing by also order some food for eating. Some guys was curious what I am doing here and ask photos together. People are friendly here. Later I see cute girl passing by I wave her and she come to me I offer her a beer and we talk a bit she is from Congo lives here 3 years. She was flirting with me but when I invite her to go local hotel she refuse.

Later I go another bar the guys was watching some box fight on tv I sit and order the beer. Everybody was curious what I am doing here one guy come to me and ask can he sit next to me. We start conversation he is rwandian he told me he 6 years at camp. He was thinking I am working here also at camp. Later I buy beer for him and told I am here to find some beauty from Burundi or Congo. He told me have many girls here but he never meet a mzungu who comes for girls here. I told him how I get refused from congonese girl 1 hour before. He laugh and said its a community most people know each other so some girls are scared to be seen at local hotel with man. Also he said congonese girls are more shy. He told me its very easy to get here any girls if you are white and if you collect her numbers and call them later or invite back to lilongwe so nobody knows what they are doing.

Later he offered for me to call for few rwandians girls who will agree go with me at local hotel I agree and ask how much I should give them he said 3-4 k its enough for short time. He make a call one rwandian girl come she was young but fat I don't like her I compensate her wasted time with a drink and she left. He called another rwandian again but she was not my type again so I skip her also with one drink. I spend here 3 hours and after take back direct matatu for 1 k to lilongwe on the main road out of camp it takes around 1 hour back.

I think this place is good for mongering if you go at camp collect numbers and take girls out of camp or invite to lilongwe next day. I fail because I want quick fuck with good looking girl straight away at camp and other girls I get offered I don't like. Anyway it was a adventure and I enjoy here. People are friendly and I don't have any problems here. Most people will be thinking you work here at camp so its safe place for daytime mongering.

[Pokeris]

Arrived from tanzania spend 6 days at lilongwe. You can buy sim card at airport for 300 kwacha and internet bundles also I pay 7000 k for 3. 5 Gb. Mobile internet quality is really bad here. You can take money with visa and mastercard without charge at national bank ATM inside airport. Official taxi price to city is 25000 kwacha don't pay it but negotiate with driver they will take you for 15 k. Stayed at philadephia guesthouse at area 47 just 300 metres away from all action with bars, clubs and street girls. Its a budget guesthouse rooms prices start from 17 k to 30 k. Opossite have another la luna hotel its looks little bit better price starts from 25 k to 33 k.

Check in to my hotel and walk in to a local bar buy a beer and start to talk with a waitress ask her about best clubs, bars and another places, also transport prices. Later at bar come some rwandian guy we have some chat I buy him a beer and he told me some another places for mongering at lilongwe told me local pay 3 k for girls for short time. Also he told me about dzaleka refugess camp with 40000 people inside where he was living 8 years here before 40 kilomitres away from lilongwe and what I can go here and try to find girls from diffrent nationalities. He explain me how to go here with local transport and how much to pay and where to go inside a camp. I was curious to visit this place so I done it and will add report later.

Transportation at lilongwe:

Taxis I not use them but I know some prices I been asking if they see mzungu they want double so when they ask the price cut it into half.

Boba boda they not have them many but they charge 500 kwacha for short distance around up to 2 kilomitres ride. For 5 k kilomitres ride I pay 1 k and for 8 k kilomitres ride I pay 2 k. Just negotiate because they asking double at first.

Bajaj (tuk tuk) not have many also they charge around 1 k for 2 kilomitres ride.

Bicycle taxis plenty of them around most local use it because they can't afford other transportation they charge around 200 kwacha for short distance.

Ecoride app (local uber) its supposed to be cheap taxis like uber who charge 450 kwacha for 1 kilomitre ride. I download on my phone register but my phone don't like this app somehow and it didint work for me. But you can try maybe it will works for you.

Food: malavian food is shit taste not good they don't know how to cook. If you want some better food go to gateway mall its biggest mall at lilongwe or lilongwe city mall.

Girls: honestly malavian girls are not beautiful and worst looking from 7 diffrent african countries I been. In 6 days time I see just 1 beautiful girl. Quality it was low I find just some fuck. Able girls but nothing special. I have 6 diffrent girls and was paying 5000 kwacha for short time and 10000 kwacha for all night its more than enough don't pay more. If you ask them how much? They will ask much more so to avoid high prices offer your price. They will all agree quickly because they don't have other options. Locals pay just 3 k for short time.

Dating apps. Tinder, badoo, tantan, tagged. Selections of girls is very small and nothing special. Many girls don't have phones here or smart phones also not all can afford internet what's why dating apps its not popular.

Nightlife:

Majestic lodge in sector 3 is a bar with brothel inside. Beer cost 800 for calsberg green or special they have also hotel here with a rooms and some girls lives inside. When I visited they have 4 girls one was so so I take here into her room I pay 5 k for short time and all night is 10 k.

Orient club in warm up place before chez ntemba disco starts so some girls hang here from 22 pm till 1 am. Beer price is 900 for calsberg and 500 for soft drinks or water. Quality is low I collect just one phone number from here and fuck the girl next day. This place is open everyday.

Good life disco- its near orient club but most of the times it was empty just few people drinking beers.

Chez ntemba- most popular club at lilongwe its starts get busy very late like 1 am at night don't bother come here early. Weekends its has 1 k entry fee. Calsberg beer is 1 k soft drinks is 500 k.Its a nice big club with good music its gets busy you can find 30-50 girls here but the quality is not good. Anyway its a best place at lilongwe for mongering at it opens everyday.

Also you can find girls outside near orient club or chez ntemba disco or at small bars near they all move from place to place or stand on the streets waiting for costumers. Also they have other places I get reccomendation to visit from girls. Like epic lounge, harrys bar, gutters bar, the living room, waves club. I visited few but they was closed on weekend or empty so I not bother anymore.

[JonesLover]

Hello,

If you invite a regular girl in your apartment for one week full time, how much money do you have usually to spend for her? What is the right amount of money you have to spend for gifts?

Thank you.

[KayAwesome]

Any clues on where to find nice, clean professional hookers in Blantyre? Will be travelling there soon.

[Rohak]

I keep going to Lilongwe on work 3-4 times a year. As mentioned by many members in this forum, picking up hookers from famous bars and clubs is fraught with several health risks. And, other avenues have to be found hard. Over the years, I have identified three spas where I get a very good massage and cultivated a few girls there to provide a happy ending (I'm contented with that much given the quality of girls there).

1. There is a spa in a Hotel fitness centre near to Area 2. There are two girls one very young, with a great figure, but never looks fresh and the other lady is not so young, but presentable. Both of them provide a decent massage followed by great HJ, each time innovating some new pleasure technique. The cost 10 K MK for the massage and 4-6 MK for extras.

2. There is a spa run by a Chinese woman with local staff in Area 3. The spa looks like a makeshift set up and the therapists were picked up from poor families and given training by the lady. Here again, the therapist's looks and presentability are very low but they compensate these shortcomings with a great massage followed by passionate HJ. The extras here are not on open offer and I could avail them after befriending them over a number of visits.

3. This is a bit more interesting experience. There is a spa at a good hotel in Area 9, which I visited a number of times. Each time I'd book one lady, whose hands have magical powers. Her massage skills are among the best I have seen so far in my life. After many visits to this spa, I developed certain bonding with this girl who I consider one of the most beautiful I have come across in Malawi. Any kind of extra is out of the question I this highly professional set up and there is also a board that says, asking for extra would compel the management to call the police! Well, I always went there for a pure bliss of massage and only massage. However, one fine evening, I couldn't stop getting horny when the beautiful therapist was weaving magic with her fingers in my legs. The bulge was embarrassingly visible through the towel and she didn't miss seeing it. Since she is already a good friend by now, looked at me, smiled and said what's up! I said, sorry, I'm a bit too emotional today, not knowing what else to say. She laughed loud, patted my junior and said, don't worry, I'll take care of him and added, but not here. I got the cue. What followed was a great time together in my hotel room with her on the next Sunday, where she had shown her exquisite lovemaking skills. Although I compensated for her time, she was not keen for it. She said she obliged me because she loves me. Well, it may sound cruel though, love is a four letter word for me. I stay away from any one who talks about love. The consequence of love is always a trouble and therefore, with great willpower, I stopped going to that spa and disconnected my self from the girl.

[JeremiahSurd]

I have been to Lilongwe many times and have read a lot of reports! I respect that we all have choices. What I will not do is pick girls from Bwandilo, Chez Ntemba, Goodfellows, Capital hotel or any of the bars! They are just diseased hookers that during the day fuck dirty guys in the ghetto and at night polish themselves and come to these places. I have lived in this city for years. I wouldn't put my dick even if I have protection. Just my standards.

What I do. I target girls or women who are professionals and want to have fun! Have decent jobs and still looking sexy! It's so easy to get them! It could be a fellow hotel guest! Breakfast time in main hotels is bets place! You can join ladies or a lady sitting alone! Supermarket girls orbthode working in fast foods or pharmacies! I have had a lot of success and often don't demand money though I sometimes give gifts! I won't post pictures because some are married! Good luck.

Any leads in Blantyre?

[Mtavuma]

I have been to Lilongwe many times and have read a lot of reports! I respect that we all have choices. What I will not do is pick girls from Bwandilo, Chez Ntemba, Goodfellows, Capital hotel or any of the bars! They are just diseased hookers that during the day fuck dirty guys in the ghetto and at night polish themselves and come to these places. I have lived in this city for years. I wouldn't put my dick even if I have protection. Just my standards.

What I do. I target girls or women who are professionals and want to have fun! Have decent jobs and still looking sexy! It's so easy to get them! It could be a fellow hotel guest! Breakfast time in main hotels is bets place! You can join ladies or a lady sitting alone! Supermarket girls orbthode working in fast foods or pharmacies! I have had a lot of success and often don't demand money though I sometimes give gifts! I won't post pictures because some are married! Good luck.

[Mtavuma]

Is there anyone with an update from Lilongwe? I'll be soon visiting Lilongwe and would appreciate getting some up-to-date information.

I was also wondering if anyone could advise about best hotel to stay in? I have narrowed my search to Sunbird or President Walmont, but am not sure if these hotels are girl friendly and how good hotel bar / restaurant are good for the game?

Thank you!

I don't have much information about Walmont. But both hotels are business hotels! I prefer Capital. It's girl friendly. Has two bars! But I Amakasu I can't puck Street booker! Talk to girls in shops and you can score good ones! Area 10 cafes you can get nice office worker for nothing!

They can come to your hotel.

[Don Goon]

Is there anyone with an update from Lilongwe? I'll be soon visiting Lilongwe and would appreciate getting some up-to-date information.

I was also wondering if anyone could advise about best hotel to stay in? I have narrowed my search to Sunbird or President Walmont, but am not sure if these hotels are girl friendly and how good hotel bar / restaurant are good for the game?

Thank you!

[Loso69]

On Sunday evening, I headed to Bwandilo, a row of bars just outside Chez Ntemba. The busiest bar was Third World. Since the bar was a sausage fest, I ordered a Carlsberg (600 MWK), then vaped outside, ready to pounce on the 1st cutie to head in my direction.

My eyes popped as I spotted a super skinny girl approaching. Sandra was wearing a white & yellow dress, nicely contrasting with her dark chocolate skin. Her short, natural hair accentuated her pretty face. As she exhibited her pearly white smile, I invited Sandra to sit down with me. After buying Sandra a drink, she soon revealed she liked "jig jig". More girls made their entrance, but none of them were in Sandra's league. Sandra only asked for 7000 MWK for a ST. Let's go!

Sandra was happy to pose for pictures. As we showered together, she loved ultra-hot water, turning my tiny bathroom into a sauna. After cooling down, Sandra turned out to be a sweet & passionate lover.

After the horror of extortionist Anna, I'm glad I had some good experiences in Lilongwe as well. I'm sure Anna was the rare rotten apple in an orchard full of delectably sweet fruit. Apart from cheap pussy, Lilongwe has little to recommend it. Accommodation is way overpriced in this dive of a town. Taxis charge a ridiculous 5000 MWK, even for short (2-3 km) rides. Luckily, the owner of my lodge recommended taxi drivers charging a more reasonable 3000 MWK. Even then, return taxi fare (6000 MWK) will set you back almost as much as a ST fuck (7000 MWK). I guess cars are a rare commodity, while pussy is plentiful.

Loso

[Loso69]

On Saturday night, I took an overpriced taxi for the short ride to Chez Ntemba. Entering the compound, the taxi slowly drove by a row of street girls, a few of which looked damn cute. I was tempted, but decided to stick with the plan & head straight to the disco. The cover charge is 1000 MWK. Carlsberg beers are 900 MWK. Around 10.30 PM, Chez Ntemba was still virtually deserted. In hindsight, I should have taken a streetwalker for a spin before heading to the club.

One of the early birds was a cutie with black & red dreadlocks. Samantha soon came onto me. I liked her, but wasn't ready to commit to a girl this early. As soon as I bought Samantha a drink, she started rubbing her pussy & ass against my crotch, grabbing my dick and passionately French kissing me. I was sold!

People only started trickling in after midnight. While plenty of pussy was on offer, I didn't spot any super hotties, so I didn't suffer from buyer's remorse. Besides, Samantha was taking excellent care of me. We left Chez Ntemba before the club got into full flow. When I asked Samantha how much she wanted, she typed 15000 on my phone.

Samantha was happy to model for me. She liked sloppy kisses. She gave a good BBBJ. She enthusiastically rode my dick. Good girl!

After going to sleep after 4 AM, I didn't appreciate the 8 AM wake-up call. Samantha was soon sitting on top of me, rubbing her pussy against my dick. After sharing my breakfast with Samantha, she blew me a kiss as the taxi whisked her away.

Loso

[Loso69]

Early evening, I asked a taxi driver to take me to Diplomats. After driving off, he informed me Diplomats was closed! Apparently, the owner passed away. The driver asked what I was looking for. I wanted food, beer & girls. I was dropped off at Goodfellows, in the old town.

After ordering a Carlsberg beer, I checked out the menu at the braai outside. I was damn hungry! I ordered an omelette, chips & T-bone steak. The steak didn't have much meat on it, unlike the 2 fillies sitting by the bar, eyeing up the new arrival. A totally hot chick was making sweet eyes at me as well, though she was having dinner with her expat boyfriend. I abided my time.

When a curly-haired cutie made her entrance, I said hello to her. Anna was soon sitting by my side. When she finished her drink, Anna went to the bar and got us a refill. Later, she got us another round of drinks. When I checked my bill, I expected to be charged for the drinks Anna'd ordered. To my surprise, she'd already paid for them! When I offered to reimburse Anna, she genuinely seemed offended as she said: "Can't a girl buy a guy a drink?"

At first, I figured Anna was a hooker. Now I wasn't sure how to categorize her. When I first asked Anna to come to my hotel, she bluntly turned me down. Later, she did agree to join me. Since it was my 1st night in Malawi, and I had no idea about prices, I definitely had the intention to negotiate a fee for Anna's services. Then again, she may be offended (again) if I labelled her a hooker.

Arrived at my lodge, I soon got my camera out to take pictures of my 1st Malawi girl. Fully dressed pictures usually aren't an issue in Africa, but Anna wouldn't allow any pictures. After I insisted, Anna finally let me snap a few photos of her, while she was wearing my Kamasutra shirt as a jacket.

After showering, I nibbled on Anna's impressive pair of hooters, before moving south to her delectable pussy. She reciprocated with a long & varied BBBJ. Anna's tight pussy felt great. I had a splendid view of the bouncing boobs spectacle as she was bumping & grinding on my dick.

After the sex, Anna wanted to go home. And she wanted money! I had very little local currency left, so I was prepared to give Anna 50 USD. I figured she'd be delighted with my very generous offer, but Anna expected more. She wanted 1000 USD!

I simply laughed at Anna's utterly ridiculous demand. She claimed that even 1000 USD was a meagre reward for fucking an old man like me. I laughed even harder. But Anna was serious as cancer! She eventually dropped her demand to 500 USD. I was dead tired after a long day, so I offered Anna 100 USD, just to get rid of her and be able to get some sleep. But Anna wouldn't budge!

Anna started pacing around the studio apartment, threatening to destroy the hotel TV & my laptop. She took the used condom out of the trash can, as DNA evidence. I followed her around, ready to restrain her if she actually tried to do any damage, but Anna was just making idle threats. She surprised me by taking the room key and hiding it on her body, though. Simply throwing Anna out was no longer an option.

Anna was getting sleepy by now. She wanted me to get into bed with her, but I couldn't trust her. As Anna went to sleep, she swore she'd be going home with her 500 USD. Good luck with that! Anna had asked me to delete her pictures. I wouldn't hear of it. As Anna was sound asleep, I processed her pictures on my laptop, creating 4 copies, including on 2 flash drives, which I hid in places she'd never think to look. I also locked all my valuables in my luggage.

As it got light, I sat by the window, hoping the security guard would walk past. When I spotted him, I succinctly explained the situation and asked whether he had a spare key. He didn't, but he'd make inquiries. As Anna woke up and spotted the security guard peeping through the window, she hurried to cover herself.

During last night's stalemate, Anna had tried to call several people. Nobody picked up the phone in the middle of the night. By morning, when people might actually have replied, her phone had died. Ouch! Anna sensed that her negotiating position was severely weakened, and quickly dropped her demand to 200 USD. I coolly explained the security guard would be opening the door any minute now. Anna opened the door, and accepted the 100 USD reward I'd offered her many hours ago. Anna didn't get as much money as she wanted, but she still got way more than she deserved. As she was leaving, Anna said I was the devil's child, and God would punish me. I don't believe in God!

Despite the ordeal, Malawi was on the map. Country #73.

Loso

[Mtavuma]

If you are in Mzuzu the best is Chima Bar at Mzuzu Hotel! You will find WGS but you can also score a decent girl with professional jobs.