Malawi

[Afrolover2000]

I have been living in Malawi for a couple of years and left in 2006. During my time in Lilongwe (LLW) and Blantyre (BL) I had some great adventures with local girls.
I tried both the semi-professionals and those who were just looking for a mzungu (white) boyfriend. While the boyfriend seekers were great in the beginning their enthusiasm and sexual openness decreased with the time you spend together.

I will not dwell much on social, economic and cultural issues - only saying that Malawi has a broad variety of ethnic groups and some of them seem to have a greater number of beautiful girls than others. I found especially the Chewa girls very pretty less so the girls from the North (Tumbuka). Along the lake the century long contact with arab (slave) traders has also let to some very interesting results when it comes to faces and features.The figures about HIV/Aids quoted on this site before are probably too high but Malawi has undoubtedly a big problem. Some of my friends and colleagues died in the three years I was in the country. So it is always more than advisable to wear condoms! Malawian women are often a bit shy at first but when you have broken the ice very passionate and free regarding sex. One girl (married) whom i met in Blantyre was one of the best I ever had sex with so far! (see below)

The following is a short overview of what I experienced over three years together with some pictures.

During the first months after my arrival I found LLW very 'sleepy' and rather boring. Apart from less than a handful restaurants and pubs not much seem to happen. Nightlife was either drinking beer (Greens or Browns) or watching soccer. Only when the Chez N'temba nightclub moved from the outskirts to the middle of town (around 2003) and the Casino opened in the same area (around 2003/4) things became more interesting.

I 'sampled' a few ladies from these clubs but also from the already described bars at the Lilongwe Hotel. None of them was really a stunner but al of them were farely attractive and didn't mind sucking me off (some of them even swallowing); only anal sex was not possible.

With some of the girls I did it in the car - mostly a blowjob and a fuck with her riding me - some I took to my house. Letting one girl stay overnight was often not an option as they wanted to go back to their friends at the disco or the pubs.
One of the girls I met at the Lilongwe Hotel Bar was Rose. She was actually from Blantyre and attracted me because of her sizeable bust and the way she danced. We talked shared a beer and then she agreed to come along to my house for some 'action'. In the car she stroked my leg and put a hand on my crotch. At the house we immediately went to the bed room, where I urged her to get undressed. My expectations were more than met: she had great breasts and a very nice and cute ass. While her face was not that pretty the rest of her appearance was very sexy. We had a shower together and i enjoyed pressing my now rampant dick against her buttocks and between her tits. I fingered her pussy, which was wet with her juices and sucked on her tits. She started sucking me right there but i stopped her and we dried ourselves, went to the bedroom and started in earnest. She knelt between my legs and gave me a heavenly blowjob. I am not having one of those monster cocks some guys seem to like boasting about but am not badly endowed. Rose swallowed the full length of it! When I came i warned her about the imminent eruption but she just looked up at me and smiled and swallowed. I am still getting hard remembering that wicked naughty smile!

When I had recovered I started licking her pussy which she seemed to like. She told me later that her former Italian boyfriend introduced her to this and she liekd it. She shrieked a bit when she came but as there was noone close to the house it didn't matter!

We fucked that night in different positions - with her on topo, doggie-style and with me on top - until we were both totally exhausted. After midnight i drove her back to the hotel bar.

We met again some says later when she called me out of the blue (I had given her my cellphone number) when I was in BL. She came to my hotel room (not a problem in most hotels) and as I had a diner appointment she just told me she wanted to make me happy quickly. She took off her T-Shirt and bra while I unbuckled my trousers. I sat on the desk with my dick sticking out. Rose took that as a chance to give me titrub between her nice big breasts. Whenever the tip of my dick came up she also licked it or sucked into her mouth. I didn't take long to come and covered her tits and lower part of her face with a huge load.

We kept in touch over the next few weeks but as she wanted to establish something permanent and I wasn't interested in more than the occasiobnal suck and fuck I stopped seeing her.

I usually helped her out with some money for her rent, some new clothes but never anything like 'payment' for the time she spend with me.

Unfortunately lots of the pics i took of her at our first meeting never came out as my camera developed a problem; later she refused to be photographed.
Here are the best ones I managed to salvage.

to be continued

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[Member #3400]

I must agree with u on every word, I was smiling when u mention Uganda since u absolutely right. I felt uncomfortable so we share the same experience.

Zambia/Tanzania I must say that I wasn't their. West Africa is great but from a tourist perspective Kenya may fit to our standard/expectation better then West African countries.


Max

[Blackion]

I guess Kenya overall could be destination number 1.

The are various reasons for it: it's cheap, english is widely spoken, it's easy to understand the people, the girls are lively, your feel 'real' afrika in every corner, you have got a lot of background activities as visiting national parks, swimming in the ocean, exploring Masai/Samburu tribes upcountry. This country never becomes boring unless you are exhausted by it's influx of energy.

Uganda - I didn't like this place much. The girls are too serious, too snobbish, too wanting for style, the LAC of 18 years is actually enforced and it's a Capital offense there. There are some areas you can find nice people, but generally speaking you won't enjoy the girls.

Malawi - Nice, friendly people. One of the friendliest on earth. Girls are poor, the action is strictly SW or non-pros. Best around Lake Malawi in bays (Kata-bay, Nkhota Bay..). The girls speak limited english or no english at all, but the general population speaks english quite ok. (Mostly man). You may enjoy in Malawi, as the Malawi lake is pretty nice, people are very friendly. The girls issue is so so, mostly because of language barrier (the poor girls who would like to go with you don't speak english).

Ethiopia - Crazy country of sick people with incredible gorgeous girls. Language is the biggest challenge, following by understanding the ethiopian people. You may enjoy there, but nothing is guranteed. TO get a fuck is easy as to kill a fly, but to get GFE you need to do the extra mile.

Zambia - Nice country. People are open-minded. English spoken everywhere by everyone. Normal girls are incredibly nice, pros are so-so. No cheap accommodation.

Tanzania - Like Kenya, but people generally don't rip you off, a lot of respect shown. Fewer girls than in Kenya and much fewer people speak english kiswahili being the spoken language.

Now, was is Malawi thread? Please post more stories about this nice country. Of course stories written by "e-mail" aren't true, because neither english is so much spoken and neither girls jump inside your bed, but you can score.

[Cultvult]

There are two external-facing pubs at Hotel Lilongwe, one which has darts, snooker, etc. and another across a wall and carpark with a live band. From early evening there are various free-lancers moving from one to the other, before some of them later move off to the casino somewhere in town. The girls come in all shapes, ages and sizes, and though mostly 6.0-7.0s are very friendly. Beware of smiling or knodding at any of the girls as you pass them by because they take it as a definite interest and find it hard to take no for an answer, especially if you stay at the hotel. I had two of them follow me past the front-desk which did not bat an eyelid, and the staff there found it hard to believe that I did not wish to have these particular girls join me in my room at least on that night!

[Frank Africa]

Please check out the Togo board in the West Africa section of this web site for a lengthier discussion on this issue.

As I wrote in my long August 1, 2005, since there are over 50 countries in Africa, it's hard to put together a definitive "Top 10" list. But it sure is fun to do the field research on this topic

[Scooter Piesky]

My own top-10 afrisportf*cking spots list would not include Malawi, but the people there are very friendly AND they grow the finset ganja in Africa, bar none.

My own top faves are as follows:

1.Senegal;

2.Angola

3. Mozambique

4. Cameroon

5.Cape Verde

6. Kenya

7. Ethiopia

8. Madagascar

9.Rwanda

10. Cape town SA

[Gesheft]

No problem with Camaroon .. except that I haven't been there yet !

I guess going from your rating that it will be worth while!

[Frank Africa]

Well Blastoff - I was suprised to see an entry into Malawi - I thoght that maybe at long last there had been some action there !
Anyway - for my input - I'd say:

1 Uganda - closely followed by:
2 Ethiopia
3 Kenya
4 Tanzania
5 Malawi

The reasons being :
Uganda - beautiful women, always willing, so many to chose from...
Ethiopia - same - but the ladies seem to be shyer & less talkative
Kenya - less good looking , more expensive than 1,2
Tanzania - same as 3 - but going down the scale !
Malawi - not enough to chose from !

With all due respect to your opinion, I must insist that Cameroon appear on your list somewhere.

Malawi? nice people, but no comparison.

Ethiopia? great looking women, but the most passive and shy I've ever come across, usually terrible in the actual act itself

Kenya - same as written, less good looking and more expensive than Cameroon

Tanzania - just ok, similar to Kenya

Uganda - yes they're hot, no complaints here

[Blastoff]

Gesheft, Amha, Thank you gentleman.

I think I may have inadvertently started a positive debate about the pros (pardon the pun) and cons of different African mongering destinations.

Jackson (Boss Man), if you are reading this , please advise where such a forum debating the issue of what is the better or at least the best 5 mongering countries and why should go?

All input greatly appreciated.

[Amha]

I would place Mozambique above Uganda. Although it is a Portuguese speaking country most of the girls looking for fun can speak rudimentary English, just enough to get by. Mozambican girls are also a lot more friendly and sexier than Ugandans. Must be the Latin influence. Coconuts during the weekends and Sheik from Thursday to Sundays are the places where the upmarket girls hang out.

[Gesheft]

Well Blastoff - I was suprised to see an entry into Malawi - I thoght that maybe at long last there had been some action there !
Anyway - for my input - I'd say:

1 Uganda - closely followed by:
2 Ethiopia
3 Kenya
4 Tanzania
5 Malawi

The reasons being :
Uganda - beautiful women, always willing, so many to chose from...
Ethiopia - same - but the ladies seem to be shyer & less talkative
Kenya - less good looking , more expensive than 1,2
Tanzania - same as 3 - but going down the scale !
Malawi - not enough to chose from !

[Blastoff]

The southern city of Blantyre (pronounced Blant - eye) looks more like an European / north American city than an african, and is the best place in Malawi for pro`s, enough to keep you busy for a few days anyway.

Most of the action is centered around the Le Meriden Hotel and the a joining sports bar. During the week the bar can be quite, but the weekends or if there's a live band playing its pussy heaven (quality between 3 - 8).

Pro`s normally ask for 1000 kwacha (115 kwacha = $1, 200 kwacha = £1), but will accept 500.

I did pay as little as 240 ( yes, a little over a pound !!!) and as much as 1000 of a PSE (tip included).

For the few people who have jobs in Malawi the pay is around 1500-2000 per month, so even 500 seems too much !

Malawi is an average mongering destination, very few 8, 9 and 10s in Lilongwe and Mzuzu but its fun picking up the local girls along the coast. Most of these girls do smell a bit and getting them to take a shower before you poke them can be a task.
Unless your tying in a beach holiday or game viewing, there's better places in africa for pro`s.

Its a different story if there is a famine (see previous posts).

The last famine was the fault of the government and mismanagement is the reason for the rising cost of living for Malawians today. Cows

Thanks for the info.

You say there a better places in Africa to monger.

Can you list the best 5 and why in your opinion they are the best?

Regards.

Blastoff

[Cows Rule]

The southern city of Blantyre (pronounced Blant - eye) looks more like an European / north American city than an african, and is the best place in Malawi for pro`s, enough to keep you busy for a few days anyway.

Most of the action is centered around the Le Meriden Hotel and the a joining sports bar. During the week the bar can be quite, but the weekends or if there's a live band playing its pussy heaven (quality between 3 - 8).

Pro`s normally ask for 1000 kwacha (115 kwacha = $1, 200 kwacha = £1), but will accept 500.

I did pay as little as 240 ( yes, a little over a pound !!!) and as much as 1000 of a PSE (tip included).

For the few people who have jobs in Malawi the pay is around 1500-2000 per month, so even 500 seems too much !

Malawi is an average mongering destination, very few 8, 9 and 10s in Lilongwe and Mzuzu but its fun picking up the local girls along the coast. Most of these girls do smell a bit and getting them to take a shower before you poke them can be a task.
Unless your tying in a beach holiday or game viewing, there's better places in africa for pro`s.

Its a different story if there is a famine (see previous posts).

The last famine was the fault of the government and mismanagement is the reason for the rising cost of living for Malawians today. Cows

[Frank Africa]

Dear xxl:

I think we've had this discussion before, so I'll keep this short.

While Mario-X is quoting inflated HIV/AIDS statistics, and he is being overly cautious in stating that one should avoid all bar girls, the basic point is correct, which is that HIV/AIDS statistics in Africa are high enough that all mongers should use a condom and be carefully when having sex with ANY bar girl or other somewhat promiscuous girl in Africa.

The precise statistic is not important, as it doesn't matter if the percentage of HIV+ bar girls is 100%, 50%, 30%, 10% or even only 1%, we mongers need to be careful these days. HIV/AIDS is a serious problem in Africa whether people want to admit it or not.

And the above applies to all working girls everywhere in the world, not just in Africa, but to the US, Europe, China, etc. as well.

By the way, your Cote d'Ivoire illustration helps to prove the overall point. 50% of the Abidjan bar girls are still around, but the other 50% are not. They probably didn't all die from AIDS, but certainly some did.

[XXL]

Mario-x,

Your quote : "About 30% of women of reproductive age and essentially 100% of prostitutes ("bar girls") in Malawi are HIV positive."

So 100% of bar-girls should be dead or dying five years from now. How come some places in Africa get boring after a time because you keep meeting the same girls year after year after year? 50% of the girls in Abidjan's discos are the same now as in 1999, only they're five years older.

I just want to point out that AIDS figures are often unrealistic when it comes to Africa.

If hospital managers there get 500 dollars in aid from the United Nations for each patient who succumbs to HIV and 5 dollars for each malaria victim, after a while all corpses in the morgue get a nice HIV tag attached to their big toe.

xxl