Uganda

[Balanitico]

Don't understand why people bother with that Sh. Hole in Kenya. Here little crime. No Tourists being killed like Kenya. All security are armed here. At least with an SMLE or semi automatic rifles and shotguns. Only the city council needs to improve on non existing Street lighting.

I was in both Mombasa and Kampala. I agree totally with you.

Can I ask more info about Chez Johnson hotel? Is it girl friendly? Do they complain if you have different women every day? Do they have safe in the room? Otherwise do they accept to take in their office your money and valuables?

[Neddy69]

Don't do what I did. I arrived late afternoon on Monday by taxi bus on the old Taxi stage. For a 100 km 3 hrs. Traffic jam at its finest. Took private hire. At least I stuck in traffic in style. 5 km one hour. Now I know why everybody is using bodaboda. I spoke to the driver. 20 to 30 bad accidents a DAY. That's about 10.000 a year. Ripped off legs. Cracked heads. The hotel I stay right now is dingy. But cheap. Called Chez Johnson. Besides Kenrock. But I found a cosy guesthouse nearby with big new rooms. And it's quiet! I ll move tomorrow. For 50.000 ugx a night. Tuesday I moved on foot to recon the area. Cheap eateries hotel survey. And the joints mentioned over and over again in ISG. Surveyed Kabalagala. Then moved on foot to town centre. To hunt a bit. Had a bite at javas. Than had espresso at the famous rock garden. And sure enough while walking something Sweet with long dreads caught my eye. I asked for taxi bus stage to Muyenga. And the sweet thing took my by the hand and walked me to the station. Of course as a gentleman I took her Mobile number for later reference. Hehe. In the evening I went to check out De Posh. As the name said. Posh. Not my cup of tea. After I went to Capital pub for a Bell. I like that place down and dingy african joint. Some expired hookers played pool. Out of boredom and intelligence gathering I invited one. We had a good chat on sexual practices like Katchiabaly and Labia elongation. The girls are send to their aunt at age 13 to get proper training how to please a man AND themselves. And than. I saw her. Tall slim 19 y old. WTF. Agreed on 50.000 ugx ST. Vamos chica. I had a blast. Sucked in 69 on her elongated pussy lips. Be Cups and an Ass to die for. I went to heaven. And than she came and squirted on my bed. Kampala is kind to me. And I didn't even tap into my Tagged line up. Here is like Duck shooting. Don't understand why people bother with that Sh. Hole in Kenya. Here little crime. No Tourists being killed like Kenya. All security are armed here. At least with an SMLE or semi automatic rifles and shotguns. Only the city council needs to improve on non existing Street lighting.

Neddy.

Who is off to a flying start. And rest assured. This time. I will tour the ghettos and unknown areas of Kampala. Not to write the 1000th report about capital and de Posh. Boring tourist haunts.

[Balanitico]

Attached the ass of a girl from capital pub.

[Balanitico]

Attached some photos of my last trip.

[Balanitico]

Hi Balanitico,

Do you recommend Kenrock? How are the facilities and distance from the clubs?

D.

Yes.

Clubs of Kabalagala can be reached also walking. Facilities toot (cash point / super market / chemistry / restaurants).

[Neddy69]

After gruelling journey the bus dropped me on a dark dingy roundabout in the middle of nowhere. I went to a well lit Fuel Station nearby. The security was armed with an AK 47? Is this Iraq or what? Taxi nowhere to be seen. Only boda boda. What can you do. Either I die or survive. Through dim lit streets we reached my hotel which I found on Jumia. WTF. Gorgeous. Big terrace overlooking lake Victoria. Room with breakfast for a song. Went out to a local pub. As usual the only white man. Uganda versus Egypt was on. Mostly male revelers. I didn't expect too much. When I went to the loo. A chica passed me. Eeeh? Said I need massage. But too late she was already taken by another black brother. He paid chicken and chips. 20.000 ugx. I was about to take off. Outside. I looked left. And there she was. Sharon a 1. 42 m tall slim spinner with see! Cups No kid. I need massage. Ok give me 30.000 ugx. Vamos chica. I spare the details. Only as much. White jizz looks good on a slim black belly. I had an interesting night. And that's only for starters. In the town there is loads of clubs. And loads of chicas in dire need of financial assistance. And. No white monger in sight. And especially no overpaying dumba. S tourists. That's why details about the town and complete lists of clubs will only go to senior members and only PM. I don't want the place to be spoiled. And in any case. It's only for the hard core African monger. Who doesn't shit in his pants being the only white man in town. And is not afraid to use boda boda. The place I went today is like casuarina. Only. Devoid of overpaying white tourist mongers.

Neddy.

Who found another unspoiled Shangri la.

And still 9 clubs to go. That's why I ll spend more time in this cosy town.

[BobLou]

Hi bro,

Excellent and well written report.

Hi all,

I would report about my second trip in Kampala. Wow! This is an amazing city and girls are so simple!

I traveled using Egypt air and I arrived to Entebbe in the night.

I was at hotel kenrock in Kabalagala. At 8 in the morning I had the firs visit from the first girls found on badoo.

She arrived, she removed clothes and I immediately fucked her bareback until to creampie her, then in the early afternoon we fucked again until to leave her.

Damage was 80.000 + food + a pair of shoes.

In the night I went to capital pub for meeting a girl from Tanzania. Then we went to the hotel and we fucked (this time no bareback)..

[Devil1687]

Hi Balanitico,

Do you recommend Kenrock? How are the facilities and distance from the clubs?

D.

Hi all,

I would report about my second trip in Kampala. Wow! This is an amazing city and girls are so simple!

I traveled using Egypt air and I arrived to Entebbe in the night.

I was at hotel kenrock in Kabalagala. At 8 in the morning I had the firs visit from the first girls found on badoo.

She arrived, she removed clothes and I immediately fucked her bareback until to creampie her, then in the early afternoon we fucked again until to leave her.

Damage was 80.000 + food + a pair of shoes.

In the night I went to capital pub for meeting a girl from Tanzania. Then we went to the hotel and we fucked (this time no bareback).

With the exception of this girl, more or less the same was occurred with any girl met (called her, she arrived, we fucked bareback untill creampie)..

[Balanitico]

Hi all,

I would report about my second trip in Kampala. Wow! This is an amazing city and girls are so simple!

I traveled using Egypt air and I arrived to Entebbe in the night.

I was at hotel kenrock in Kabalagala. At 8 in the morning I had the firs visit from the first girls found on badoo.

She arrived, she removed clothes and I immediately fucked her bareback until to creampie her, then in the early afternoon we fucked again until to leave her.

Damage was 80.000 + food + a pair of shoes.

In the night I went to capital pub for meeting a girl from Tanzania. Then we went to the hotel and we fucked (this time no bareback).

With the exception of this girl, more or less the same was occurred with any girl met (called her, she arrived, we fucked bareback untill creampie).

Totally I fucked 7 girls.

Damage is more or less 100.000 ugx (in capital I paid this amount but probably it is to much. Who know the right price for a longtime?

I tried these resturants:

Mediterraneo. Kololo- Excellent.

Fuego. Kabalagala- Good.

My cuchy. Kabalagala- Bad.

Mama mia. Kabalagala- Ok.

Rock Garden resturant. Kololo- Good.

Night clubs where I went:

Capital pub. Many girls, some good some not.

Bubbles. Many young mzungu idiots that just want to drink beer. Not a good place for mongering also if there were African girls.

Rock garden cafè - few bitches and few cutomers. Many fat / old bitches. What is occurred to this place?

Cayenne. I did not see girls (it was Monday).

[Devil1687]

Dear Raj,

Your stories have convinced me to come to Kampala. Have been twice to tana, Dar e salaam, Mombasa and now want to sample Uganda. Will arrive on the 17th for 4 days. Planning to stay in Kabalagala area to be close to the action. Am based in Dubai but don't monger here. Too expensive.

I will report on the visit.

Dear mongers,

Sorry for reporting mongering action as it happened.

June to August as at 28th August I have been testing different girls met different pubs.

Miss A from Bubbles.

She is absolute pleasure to meet. Wonderful kinky girl. Petite & sexy. Had awesome sex including an oil massage (She is very good in that) for a full night. Well best thing about her she loves CIM (my type) & really ensures taking every drip of cream in her mouth & swallow it.

Damages: 90-100 K for full night for no restrictions on number of shots (Negotiated from 300 K).

Miss S from Cayenne..

[Neddy69]

Dear mongers,

Sorry for reporting mongering action as it happened.

June to August as at 28th August I have been testing different girls met different pubs.

Miss A from Bubbles.

She is absolute pleasure to meet. Wonderful kinky girl. Petite & sexy. Had awesome sex including an oil massage (She is very good in that) for a full night. Well best thing about her she loves CIM (my type) & really ensures taking every drip of cream in her mouth & swallow it.

Damages: 90-100 K for full night for no restrictions on number of shots (Negotiated from 300 K).

Miss S from Cayenne.

She is GFE material girl. Nice Indian looking face & Kasolo (Dick) lips. She enjoys being tipsy after few Heiniken Beers & then gives mind blowing BBBJ-She is one of best sucker I have met in my 26 years of sex life. She is an Acholi girl So tough in bed. CIM included in Menu.

Ush. 80 K for full night for no restrictions on number of shots (Negotiated from 150 k).

Miss the from Capital & V from Capital pub.

Both Miss D & Miss V knows how to please men. Miss the has nice boobs & little chubbier girl whereas Miss V is tall & petite.

The specialises in BBBJ & CIM & her pussy is so watery. Enjoyed fucking her.

Damages: 70 K for full night.

Miss S has firm boobs & petite body.

Loves GFE sex & good licking of the dick. She is OK with CIM.

Damages: 40 K full night with Max 3 popes. By far in my 6 years stay in UG she is the lowest.

Keep mongering but be safe.

Raj.

Good job raj. You see no need to overpay. And with all the currencies depreciating against the Euro I expect to have a blast a rock bottom prices when I hit Kampala next week.

Shag safe.

Neddy.

[Raj Funloving]

Dear mongers,

Sorry for reporting mongering action as it happened.

June to August as at 28th August I have been testing different girls met different pubs.

Miss A from Bubbles.

She is absolute pleasure to meet. Wonderful kinky girl. Petite & sexy. Had awesome sex including an oil massage (She is very good in that) for a full night. Well best thing about her she loves CIM (my type) & really ensures taking every drip of cream in her mouth & swallow it.

Damages: 90-100 K for full night for no restrictions on number of shots (Negotiated from 300 K).

Miss S from Cayenne.

She is GFE material girl. Nice Indian looking face & Kasolo (Dick) lips. She enjoys being tipsy after few Heiniken Beers & then gives mind blowing BBBJ-She is one of best sucker I have met in my 26 years of sex life. She is an Acholi girl So tough in bed. CIM included in Menu.

Ush. 80 K for full night for no restrictions on number of shots (Negotiated from 150 k).

Miss the from Capital & V from Capital pub.

Both Miss D & Miss V knows how to please men. Miss the has nice boobs & little chubbier girl whereas Miss V is tall & petite.

The specialises in BBBJ & CIM & her pussy is so watery. Enjoyed fucking her.

Damages: 70 K for full night.

Miss S has firm boobs & petite body.

Loves GFE sex & good licking of the dick. She is OK with CIM.

Damages: 40 K full night with Max 3 popes. By far in my 6 years stay in UG she is the lowest.

Keep mongering but be safe.

Raj.

[FatLonelyMan]

Hello.............

Thank you for your Report Dodochen.

I am in Uganda for my Holidays next month.

Your information are really useful for me.

[CVille2017]

Hey,

New to the forum and I have RTFF but can't find much on reasonable massage options in Kampala. I have been to a place beneath Nakumatt Oasis that wasn't inspiring. Tall thin girl offering standard finish last time I was there. I am coming back to Kampala October and would appreciate info about CBD. Not going to discos. I'll report findings.

[Neddy69]

I will be soon at Kampala and I need a loot of information about the night & sex life at Kampala.

1- about the sex life?

I am looking forward to know if there is places at Kampala for escort or sex clubs. Or how join something like that! (don't forget that I am new at Kampala).

2- about the night life?

Any one have some info about what can be done for the night life (night clubs. Cafe - disco. Restaurants).

Hope I can get some help.

Help. Sure. RTFF. And if you never been to subsaharan africa... They will eat you alive...