Uganda

[October70]

Can anyone recommend a cheap but clean hotel in and around Kampala where I can bring local girls for some day/night-time fun?

Cheers

[Left Right]

Thanks October70, good to know!

Any other latest updates on the massage scene in Kampala?

Golden Lilly does give extra (at least one girl does). Since it was the first time it was offered to me I didn't negotiate the price, which was 20,000. I don't know if you can get it cheaper. Anyway, the place is clean and has a nice atmosphere whether you want a massage with or without extra.

[October70]

In the interests of adding to Thunder Road's very excellent and comprehensive reports here, I can make a few additions to this section. For whatever reason, Kampala seems to lack the massage parlor scene that Nairobi has (at least judging from what I've read on the Nairobi board). Even places that look like they have a lot of potential don't seem to fulfill that potential.

Chinese Massage Parlor below Crested Towers: This place is a prime example of the previous comment. With young, skimpily dressed masseuses, a dingy but private setting, and a general unprofessional look, you'd think this would be the prime setup for massage with sex. I was initially paired with a pouty masseuse in high heels and a see-through top, only for her to beg out at the last minute because "her customer had arrived". Her replacement gave a great massage, but not with any extras (although I didn't go out of my way to ask, just something in her manner seemed off-putting). I don't know what to make of the place, although I suspect that extras are on offer, but I actually got one of the better massages I've had in a while. Despite their claim to offer "Chinese massage, " when I asked about this option, they said the masseuse had gone to China. The damage is 20, 000 (for a 1. 5 hour massage), and the facilities are generally pretty lousy except the showers are OK.

Corner View (or something like that) Hotel, Ntinda (just past the trading center on the road to Kiwatule): This is a grungy hotel/sauna/steam bath/massage/Big Brother Africa viewing joint. Facilities are not great. The masseuse was kind of cute, despite carrying a few extra pounds, but didn't seem to be interested in giving extras. Although it was late and she was tired, so another visit might yield better results. The rooms are only secluded by a curtain, though, so privacy may be an issue. The damage is 13, 000 for a massage.

Machame Health Club, Naguru: This Tanzanian place on Naguru just opened. It is not particularly notable. They offer massage for 20, 000 and a HJ was offered, for which I tipped 10, 000 (no money was discussed up front, so you can probably pay less).

Golden Lily, Kamwokya: I haven't visited myself, but it's supposed to have very nice decor and setting. A massage costs 40, 000. No idea if extras are offered.

Mosa Courts Health Club, near the Sheraton. Massage costs 25, 000, Aromatherapy 30, 000. I didn't try it because it didn't look particularly appealing. The room did not have privacy and the masseuse looked a bit on the lazy side.

I may just be having bad luck, because I know that there should be a ton of massage places that do offer full sex. Anyone is free to correct me, but it certainly seems like a scene that takes a lot more hunting than Nairobi, where the full sex places are fairly obvious. I don't know why that should be, but that seems to be the way it is.

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Golden Lilly does give extra (at least one girl does). Since it was the first time it was offered to me I didn't negotiate the price, which was 20,000. I don't know if you can get it cheaper. Anyway, the place is clean and has a nice atmosphere whether you want a massage with or without extra.

[Member #4178]

Thanks, don't forget to force the flash to on.

Great photos and amazing perspective.

[Carl Schmitt]

At what time of the year can you get the cheapest tickets to Uganda? And how much?

It depends from where you come
From Western Europe, and with my limited experience, the cheapest is Brussels Airlines, when you avoid, of course, summer time, but even now it's cheap: around 700€ for a round trip. I don't know why but the ticket is cheaper again when you buy it in Kampala or Entebbe than in Europe? You can also try the web site of Emirates.

[October70]

At what time of the year can you get the cheapest tickets to Uganda? And how much?

[Cfc Jim]

Apologies for the wait chaps, here's a few more pictures of the Imperial girl. I'll try and add a few more and the other report, but time constraints are in the way at the moment.

[Amha]

Speke Hotel is girl friendly and has wi fi access throughout rooms and public areas. Rooms 101 to 108 are particularly girl friendly since access to them is through a side entranc that does not go past reception. Downside is that these rooms have twin single beds - no double bed

I'm planning to come to Kampala soon. What are the recommendations for reasonable priced girl friendly rooms? Are there any places one can hang out which have wifi? Or does one need to use internet cafe's?

[Amha]

With exams coming to an end next weekend most of the campus girls will be looking for some extra income to buy their bus tickets to get back home. Ange Noir would be jampacked on Friday night - 31st - and with so many looking to make some extra bucks the price will hit rock bottom! Happy hunting. Watch out for the UN guys from neighbouring countries as they seem to monopolise the girls these days. A week ago, I came close to getting arrested by the local cops because I unknowingly chatted up a campus girl who was apparently "in love" with a pakistani UN man from Sudan!! He claimed he owned her because of a gift of a MP3 player some weeks ago!!! To all mongers, enjoy Kampala. It has much to offer to all of us!

[GregLondon]

I'm planning to come to Kampala soon. What are the recommendations for reasonable priced girl friendly rooms? Are there any places one can hang out which have wifi? Or does one need to use internet cafe's?

[Kanyama]

On a weekend night, both Bubbles, on Acacia Ave., and Steakout, on Lumumba Ave on Nakasero, are very busy. Bubbles is the better place to pick up pros, as there are many long, scrawny ladies catering for the largely expatriate crowd there. Steakout has few pros and few expatriates hanging out there, but there are lots of beautiful people there and lots of excitement on certain nights. Enjoy!

[Kampala3030]

Great stuff Jim, gives me fond memories of that part of the world. Any chance of more pictures?

KLA

[DriedUp]

Nice report jim. Can't wait for the next installment.

I wonder what you do to work down there. Luck dog.

I like thick girls myself. Big tits and big asses.

[Crypton]

Jim - wow.... great report and great pics! The Imperial girl is hot! Nice job - keep up the good work!

Cheers.

[Cfc Jim]

Early December 2007:

Arrived in Entebbe late evening, the flight in was delayed, straight through immigration as paying for the visa on arrival is extremely easy. USD50 if I remember correctly.

Went outside, no organised transport; I had booked at the Grand Imperial as the Sheraton was fully booked. Asked around, smoked a cigarette then a woman turns up along with another chap and we go to the minibus. By the way my luggage was still in transit and was set to arrive in a day or two.

About an hour to the hotel, no surprises, the road seems much as any other semi-developed African country. Arrive at the hotel, not too bad at first, typical pseudo-colonial décor. The room looks pretty shabby and the AC does not seem to work. As I have no luggage but always travel with spares in my carry on I take a quick shower, change and go in search of a beer.

Downstairs there is a terrace with a pretty poor band/disco set up that thinks volume is a substitute for quality. Anyway I order a beer and settle down with a book in order to relax and observe. As I observe further I realise this is a non-smoking area; now, I understand smoking is not for everyone but outside?? And from the number of people moving to the stairway to have a cigarette a touch ridiculous. Beer and cigarettes go together. Anyway who really cares, it is up to the hotel after all.

So checking around, quite a few ok looking girls but nothing really tickles my fancy. Then I see one girl obviously checking me out; quite nice looking with slightly slanted eyes, high cheekbones, coffee coloured skin and a nice slender body. So I go over and ask if I may sit down. She replies in the affirmative, what a surprise!!
We chat, she turns out to be quite intelligent, speaks English and French and laughs at my jokes - a good start!

She suggests we move to the Rock Garden as the terrace is quite boring now. I agree and we take a short walk.

This is my first time at The Rock but I don’t let on and I am quite surprised at the number of quite attractive girls but pleased I am not alone as it would be quite overwhelming otherwise.

Anyway, we chat have a few more beers, she talks to a few girls she is obviously friendly with, I get some intense stares from other girls but now it’s getting late and I have an appointment at 1100 the next morning. So she suggests we return to the hotel.

Get back to the hotel straight up to the room after some banter with the front desk, no raised eyebrows, not even a judgmental look.

In the room some foreplay, lots of DFK, mutual rubbing then the clothes come off. We both take a shower and she has no problem when the camera comes out. Likes to pose.

To the bed: not too good BJ wise but not too bad. Swift fuck, a brief rest then a solid hour of body exploration. She tasted clean and fresh and came shouting in French – most entertaining. The coup de grace was her sliding off me whipping off the condom and guiding my cum over her tits and face. Very pornstar!

Another shower then sleep.

Left her the following morning to go to my appointment. She seemed happy with 40k and 10k for transport.

The following evening I went to the Indian restaurant at the Speke hotel. I can certainly recommend this place, pretty good food and not that expensive.
As the Rock Garden is adjacent I thought a quick look would be prudent. However, not much around, one curvy Cameroonian started to hit on me but she was thick as pigshit in English and French. So I returned to the Grand Imperial where the girl from the previous night was at the top of the stairs by the entrance. Had a few drinks at the bar went to the room and had a repeat of the previous night. She seemed to really enjoy the cum on tits and face experience. I must say so did I.

Next day I moved to the Sheraton, much better accommodation and received an upgrade to a suite. Very happy.

The Grand Imperial charged for “Extra Bed” I managed to get this reversed after some arguing as I had originally booked the room with a two persons rider for no extra cost. Bastards!

I was now pissed off with the Imperial girl as she had started to demand extra cash for hair, nails etc. So after work off to the Indian at the Speke again and then the Rock Garden about 2200.

Sat down at a table near the entrance to digest the huge meal over a beer and watch the girls. Refused a few early advances but after about thirty minutes or so three girls picked me out and decided to approach. They were all passable and all had beers so I agreed they could join me. I did not want to buy a round straight away as I like to find out if my potential partner(s) can actually hold a conversation before I commit. As it happened they were all pleasant company so I bought a few rounds and singled out one girl. She was sassy and had an accent tempered by London English which was quite funny, she mentioned an English ex boyfriend (yeah yeah don’t they all) but I think it may have been true as some of the phrasing was definitely Sarf London!

Quite slender and with an perfect ass, which looked (and felt) quite spectacular in her jeans.

Anyway she wanted to move to the far end of the bar as the music was playing and she wanted to dance. Which was fine by me. This was the first time I’d seen that end of the Rock Garden and was amazed at the difference. It was like being in another place altogether. Women everywhere, the walk to the loo was entertaining, running the gauntlet of hands and voices offering various services.

Had a good few beers and finally I was on my way back to the hotel. Told reception I was expecting a visitor, they said no problem and the girl arrived at my door about twenty minutes later.

This one really liked the camera.

Took a shower and this one was a real BJ queen. Really entertaining and seemed very proud of her skills. As I was just about to erupt, she asked where would I like to cum – ass, tits, mouth?

I chose the chest/face combo – excellent choice and this lady was very cool took it all with lots of rubbing in. A dirty dirty girl. Just how I like ‘em!

Unfortunately I had an early start the next morning so that was it for me. She was very cool, gave me her number and only wanted the taxi fare (10k) with the premise I call her the following night. I agreed

Next night I was knackered called her though, said I’d see her Friday. This was Thursday.

By the way she called herself Phoebe.

Friday:

Had dinner called her and she came over to the Rock Garden. She professed to prefer Al’s Bar so we took a cab over and played some pool, I am not a pool player but play snooker a couple of times a week.

There are three tables at Al’s and everyone playing seemed quite friendly and the queue for the game is well organised. Had a good few games and managed to stay on the table for some time.

By about 2230 the place started to get busy, all sorts, white, black, Indian, young, old all having a blast. What sets Al’s apart in my opinion is the music. It is a very good mix of classic rock, punk (proper punk – Pistols, Stranglers etc) and early eighties alternative.

There was a good mix of WGs and non WGs definitely more of a good time place than an out and out P4P venue. The downside is it is dead before 2300 and very quiet during the week. I like it though.

Stayed until around 0200 went back to the hotel and had a filthy session for what seemed to be a very long time. Three pops; ass, tits and face. Fucking brilliant!

I don’t like having the girl around in the morning so sent her on her way about 0530 with 40k which she was happy with as SHE mentioned I had bought drinks the whole night. This was fine with me.

Recovered on Saturday called Phoebe on Sunday and had a few drinks and played pool at Al’s. Did not want a late night so went back to the hotel alone. She was not happy. Probably wanted some cash. I did not care.

As it happens my work commitments were reduced considerably in the coming week. So I had a great time shagging Phoebe’s cute ass off and drinking too much.

The following Saturday I spent a mad night at the Rock. Sitting on a chair outside the back entrance (pun intended). I was with Phoebe but she wanted to dance, talk shit with her pals so I was quite happy to sit and watch the Romanesque pageant unfold.

There was some incredibly bad Karaoke going on which was very entertaining, but what was fun was the stroking and touching from the various girls walking past or trying a sales pitch. Managed to get a few free feels as well.

Looking around, some of the clothing was incredibly revealing, one girl was wearing a see through mesh top, no bra, tits swinging free, boots and stockings. Now this was very pleasant to look at but I couldn’t imagine walking across the Sheraton lobby with her!

Others wearing the tightest clothes on large lumpy bodies most with cleavages you could abseil down.

I was slowing getting pleasantly pissed and watching others getting fuck drunk. Really good fun was being had by all. What I really like about places like the Rock and others is there’s not much chance of not getting a shag. All it takes is eye contact a few drinks and some cash. Also there is not a violent vibe apart from between a couple of girls now and again which in my opinion adds to the spice! There is also an absolutely non-judgemental vibe, you can do pretty much anything you want, within reason of course, the management frown upon open sexual contact.

Left for Al’s played some pool returned to the hotel. Excellent session ensued.
I told her I would not be seeing her in the week as I had other plans. But after a restful Sunday I capitulated and gave her a call. Glad I did.....

I did get bored of her after a while and started looking around for something new and as luck would have it met a really nice slightly older girl (late twenties, Phoebe was 23) on my last night. Bugger!

I will post the results of that hookup in my next report.

In conclusion: Kampala is one of the easiest and safest places in Africa to pick up good looking women I just wish I was there more often.

I am not a great writer so I apologise if I did not get across the complete atmosphere of the place. Food ok, beer ok, women fantastic! And not hideously expensive.

Enjoy

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