Uganda

[Neddy69]

I try to take care of my health and exercise, non drinker and smoker. When in Kampala I can never get rid of the fought back in my mind the echoes "PM2. 5 is killing you slowly". What is the point in living in one of the cleanest countries of the world breathing fresh air and doing everything right health wise and then go too the Kampala shithole with its polluted air? Well we know the answer to that, the big curvy black booty that we do not have at home. But is it worth it to destroy your health for some pussy? Hell no!! With age you get wiser. And the worst thing is that the peak PM2. 5 levels are always in the evenings when you want to be outside. Most polluted city in Africa.

If the pollution was not enough of a problem there is a big change in Ugandan girls attitude and the acceleration there is faster then in some other countries in my opinion. Reverse 10 years and plain girl went for 50 000 ugx and good looking ones 100 000 ugx all night multiple rounds and there where no restrictions on what they did, bareback if you liked. Now the good looking ones only do 100 000 ugx for short time and not all. And they have many demands on that they are not willing to do. Everything has moved to online connections. Good looking girls do not want to be seen hooking up at nightclubs. Ugandan girls also have a bad habit of posting meaningless pictures of themselves on twitter and Instagram with stupid comments like "good afternoon".

Zegreenboy. That is one of the saddest characters I ever came across and his posts are read with a hand on your forehead in pure shock. The only thing he is getting is leftovers. There is nothing prime if you think that read again and put on a pair of glasses this time. But Neddy I think you and him are like twins mentally, the level of delusion is the same.

"Only the super rich have a smart phone. " - I have read many stupid comments but that takes the cake. I know you are old but welcome to the 21st century. A couple of posts ago you forgot what year it is so I am not totally surprised. I think it's time for you to leave Africa and go back to Europe because you are clearly getting a bit senile, the healthcare in Africa will be too expensive for you. Any shitty phone today can have tinder. Girls that have phones without compatibility for tinder are the ones that are not good looking enough to get customers so they can use the funds to buy that secondhand Chinese smartphone.

So. What you do in Kampala? Get the hell out before pollution kills you. Go to Dar. It's much better for you. I'll enjoy the offline market of sweet young girls for 30 k UGX with little English in hoods you probably never even heard of. Go and hunt your overpriced tinder hunnies. 5% of the total market. A night watchman makes 200.000 UGX a month. So. Why should I hand over half a months salary. You and I operate in different markets you'll have never access to. I appreciate your concern about my health. I just turned 60. And yes. I drink beer. And smoke my occasional puros Cubanos. And I plan to do that in the next decades. And my mental health has never been better.

Mwalimu.

[Tottem]

You compare Kampala to Nairobi? Dar is going to be even worse for you. Why? Learn how to speak Kiswahili. Forget hunting in Kampala with Tinder. Only the super rich have a smart phone. Nairobi is far more developed. People are richer in Kenya. Internet is cheaper. This is not CONUS. You have to learn how to hit on civilians during the DAY. Bubbles is a tourist / expat spot. Go to Kabalagala. Lastly. Learn from the pros. How they operate. Read the posts of Zegreenboy in Youppie. Use Google translate. He pays no more than 30 to 50 k UGX for young prime pussy.

https://youppie.net/showthread.php?1627-Ouganda

Mwalimu.

I try to take care of my health and exercise, non drinker and smoker. When in Kampala I can never get rid of the fought back in my mind the echoes "PM2. 5 is killing you slowly". What is the point in living in one of the cleanest countries of the world breathing fresh air and doing everything right health wise and then go too the Kampala shithole with its polluted air? Well we know the answer to that, the big curvy black booty that we do not have at home. But is it worth it to destroy your health for some pussy? Hell no!! With age you get wiser. And the worst thing is that the peak PM2. 5 levels are always in the evenings when you want to be outside. Most polluted city in Africa.

If the pollution was not enough of a problem there is a big change in Ugandan girls attitude and the acceleration there is faster then in some other countries in my opinion. Reverse 10 years and plain girl went for 50 000 ugx and good looking ones 100 000 ugx all night multiple rounds and there where no restrictions on what they did, bareback if you liked. Now the good looking ones only do 100 000 ugx for short time and not all. And they have many demands on that they are not willing to do. Everything has moved to online connections. Good looking girls do not want to be seen hooking up at nightclubs. Ugandan girls also have a bad habit of posting meaningless pictures of themselves on twitter and Instagram with stupid comments like "good afternoon".

Zegreenboy. That is one of the saddest characters I ever came across and his posts are read with a hand on your forehead in pure shock. The only thing he is getting is leftovers. There is nothing prime if you think that read again and put on a pair of glasses this time. But Neddy I think you and him are like twins mentally, the level of delusion is the same.

"Only the super rich have a smart phone. " - I have read many stupid comments but that takes the cake. I know you are old but welcome to the 21st century. A couple of posts ago you forgot what year it is so I am not totally surprised. I think it's time for you to leave Africa and go back to Europe because you are clearly getting a bit senile, the healthcare in Africa will be too expensive for you. Any shitty phone today can have tinder. Girls that have phones without compatibility for tinder are the ones that are not good looking enough to get customers so they can use the funds to buy that secondhand Chinese smartphone.

[Mr Matrix]

Just recently returned from two weeks in Uganda, I had a great time, if you enjoy black pussy just go, with a bit of pre-planning you won't be disappointed. I know my views run counter to some other mongers observations but this was my experience.

More details. I'm a white male in my mid seventies, (yes mid seventies), British but also lived in the USA For many years in the past, thanks to good genes and some luck I. M slim, have good health, a full head of hair and can easily pass for 15 years younger. With some assistance from the little blue pill everything is still in full working order. I have never had a problem getting the ladies since my teens so must have 'game' whatever that is. I used my Wise multi currency Visa card, and was never charged a local fee for ATM withdrawals at any bank. Got a cheap sim package from MTN on the day I arrived.

My trip included a good value 3 day Safari in the north of Uganda, I won't dwell on that here but if anyone wants details just message me.

I followed the advise of a previous poster and joined Tinder a week before departure, I went for 34-44 age group, at my age that's my preference. I Included 3 recent pics and a brief bio that I was visiting for two weeks and was looking for someone to show me round, join me for dinner and maybe have some fun after. I had to pay Tinder to be able to switch my location to Kampala. The morning after I posted having not swiped or done anything I had 24 likes, 16 of which had already messaged me, the following days more and more likes and messages arrived. I started a message conversation with four ladies that I liked the look of, quickly switching to Whats App. I saw all four, three of them twice, all four were ready to play and either came directly to my place to meet or came back with me after first meeting outside for drinks. Two owned their own business, a shop and hair dressing salon, third said she was a model and she was stunning looking so I believed her, and she was hot in bed too. Last one I'm still not sure about said she owned land and was waiting to start building. She was the only one who asked for money, $50 needed to fix the brakes on her car. The veteran posters will not be happy with me but I gave it to her. She was very hot in bed and said to me during the first session 'have you ever made love to a woman's ass' when I replied yes I have she said 'well get the lube babe and lets do it now' so yes you can get anal in Uganda!. She also drove me to Entebbe Airport for free on the day I departed and gave me a box of Mangoes and Pineapples that I had to squeeze into my suitcase to avoid having to pay KLM for an extra bag, so I consider the $50 was money well spent.

When I first arrived I stayed in a nice new hotel in the Central business district one block from the old taxi park. Hotel was great at $40 a night including breakfast and no issues whatever with guests, but the location was difficult because of the crazy traffic. So when I returned from the Safari I switched to an apartment in Kololo that was directly across the street from Acacia Mall. While the apartment advert on Booking dot com was a bit bait and switch it was OK for me at again $40 a night. No issues with guests. I got friendly with the lady that controlled the entrance gate, I'm sure she knew but only smiled sweetly when my girls rolled in every day or night, and out again the next morning.

Went to three bars / night clubs, The Terrace Bar, very close to the apartment (will be a bit too close for some as music was loud) was a busy place but did not see any obvious working ladies. Went to Otter's Bar on Friday night with my model lady, this place rocked! Mixed crowd of locals and expats, a live band of white guys playing mostly Country and Western but venturing into other genres too. The atmosphere was great and the tables immediately around the dance floor were packed with working girls, they were not in the lest bit pushy and appeared just to be having fun. One started speaking to my model lady in Laganda, I asked what she said and my lady said she wanted to join us for a threesome, I asked how much she wanted and she said 60 K for all night because she was bi and liked both of us. But my lady said no because she did not want to have her pussy licked by a working girl only me ha, ha. Also went to Jam Bar on Acacia Ave, and were some obvious working girls in there. This place has taken over the location shown as Bubbles O'Learys on google maps.

One of my four ladies wanted me to get tested for STI's and she would do the same so we could go raw (bareback), so I ventured to Nakasero Hospital on a boda. I had read on a previous posters report that the lab was straight forward but it was not how I found it to be. I went at 10 am when it was very busy so that was maybe the problem. Fortunately a sweet girl on the Reception Desk took pity on me and guided me through the system which consisted of filling a form, going to make a payment of 50 K, come back have vital signs, pulse, BP etc checked. Go back to the payment desk pay another70 K, come back and go for consultation with a Dr then wait in turn at the lab, had my blood drawn then sat and waited (smiling at the sweet girl at the desk, and the passing female patents and nurses) for about an hour for the results which were as expected all negative. So 120 K ($32) for the process plus the boda fare of $1 round trip.

I never felt unsafe at anytime, even walking around in Central where I was the only mzungo I saw, traders and shop owners asked me where I was from from, when I said England they asked which Premier League team I supported, and a football (soccer) discussion always followed, most of them appeared to support Manchester United. At one time I had about ten guys round me, when I was asked what I liked most about Uganda, I replied the women and they all roared with laughter. But obviously I did not let my guard down and always used common sense after dark. I never saw or heard a mosquito the entire time I was in Uganda including in the Bush on the Safari, so stopped taking my anti malaria tablets after I returned from the Safari. Because of my age was exempted from the yellow fever Jab so Just had that confirmed in the yellow fever booklet and this was accepted for the online Visa issue.

Before you go I suggest you read this book to get an understanding of the Uganda and tribal cultures, and why the ladies are so willing and happy to please a man. - Uganda the Essential Guide to Customs and Culture by Ian Clarke, you can get it from the online store named after a South American river, at least you can in UK.

Lastly, have a plan be in case it doesn't work out for you, mine was MassageandMoreSpa in Makindye, they have a website, I did not visit or have an out call from them no need. I was sitting in Cafe Javas across from Acacia Mall alone having lunch one day, nice looking, well dressed lady alone at next table, eye contact made, conversation started, phone number obtained easy peeze. Unfortunately did not have time to call her, but next time: and will be a next time I'm defiantly going back to Uganda.

Thank you to some previous posters for some solid advice that helped make my trip so enjoyable and memorable.

[Neddy69]

Sorry, Kampala is no Nairobi. The quality here can not compare although I like some of the staff at Caramel in Acacia mall. I'm going to make a play on one of them.

Been here 4 days and it's, meh. I went out a few nights. Bubbles is now Jam. I don't like the women there at all. They are too hardcore and some look like worn out old hags. Can you buy me one beer? F off!

Not really feeling my tinder matches. I did take a nail tech out for lunch. I was exhausted my first night so I didn't go out. The next night went to a club and got fairly wasted. I was watching this particular chic dance near me all night. When it was over, I approached her. Seemed like she was down to go with my that night, but I had too much whisky and no vitamins in the system so I got the digits instead. Here's the weird part, she declined going back to my place after lunch. Huh? I don't think I'm contacting her again. No time for these games.

Notes:

Cat Walk was jammed packed Saturday night, but couldn't get good vibes from the attractive ones. It is a bit young overall. Asian Fusion is a nice date restaurant, but I went solo. H20 was lively Friday night, but on the young side and doesn't seem like a good semi pro option. Cafessierre food is overpriced and the staff is cold there.

Got the MTN SIM and small data for 12 k shillings, but almost out and I've been using wifi whenever I can. Ubers are more expensive here especially if going somewhere expensive or to / from the mall. I've bit the bullet and rode boda a few times but never late at night.

My Airbnb sucks on so many levels and it's down a dirt road with a dirt parking lot. No clean shoes in this city. I'm switching to somewhere else and more expensive this week. Nairobi has more quality options at good prices.

Going to pop one of these kamagra pills. I paid 5 k each. The pharmacy did not have Apcalis (Cialis). Going to research a decent massage spot and get one off. I'm hopeful Dar is going to be better than this. I doubt if I would live here. Not my vibe.

You compare Kampala to Nairobi? Dar is going to be even worse for you. Why? Learn how to speak Kiswahili. Forget hunting in Kampala with Tinder. Only the super rich have a smart phone. Nairobi is far more developed. People are richer in Kenya. Internet is cheaper. This is not CONUS. You have to learn how to hit on civilians during the DAY. Bubbles is a tourist / expat spot. Go to Kabalagala. Lastly. Learn from the pros. How they operate. Read the posts of Zegreenboy in Youppie. Use Google translate. He pays no more than 30 to 50 k UGX for young prime pussy.

https://youppie.net/showthread.php?1627-Ouganda

Mwalimu.

[AlwaysHorny 2]

Sorry, Kampala is no Nairobi. The quality here can not compare although I like some of the staff at Caramel in Acacia mall. I'm going to make a play on one of them.

Been here 4 days and it's, meh. I went out a few nights. Bubbles is now Jam. I don't like the women there at all. They are too hardcore and some look like worn out old hags. Can you buy me one beer? F off!

Not really feeling my tinder matches. I did take a nail tech out for lunch. I was exhausted my first night so I didn't go out. The next night went to a club and got fairly wasted. I was watching this particular chic dance near me all night. When it was over, I approached her. Seemed like she was down to go with my that night, but I had too much whisky and no vitamins in the system so I got the digits instead. Here's the weird part, she declined going back to my place after lunch. Huh? I don't think I'm contacting her again. No time for these games.

Notes:

Cat Walk was jammed packed Saturday night, but couldn't get good vibes from the attractive ones. It is a bit young overall. Asian Fusion is a nice date restaurant, but I went solo. H20 was lively Friday night, but on the young side and doesn't seem like a good semi pro option. Cafessierre food is overpriced and the staff is cold there.

Got the MTN SIM and small data for 12 k shillings, but almost out and I've been using wifi whenever I can. Ubers are more expensive here especially if going somewhere expensive or to / from the mall. I've bit the bullet and rode boda a few times but never late at night.

My Airbnb sucks on so many levels and it's down a dirt road with a dirt parking lot. No clean shoes in this city. I'm switching to somewhere else and more expensive this week. Nairobi has more quality options at good prices.

Going to pop one of these kamagra pills. I paid 5 k each. The pharmacy did not have Apcalis (Cialis). Going to research a decent massage spot and get one off. I'm hopeful Dar is going to be better than this. I doubt if I would live here. Not my vibe.

[Neddy69]

No need for any Revolut shit, as cash just works fine. Came back 2 weeks ago and they gave me 3950 UGX per . There are enough Changers around and they are doing a good job. No Problems at all.

No problems. You expert. If you like to be robbed running around with 1000's of Dollars in cash. Go ahead.

Mwalimu.

[DzikaBomba]

Get a Revolut. I only use Revolut. Important. Use only a VISA Revolut card. Before I was ripped off by my bank and Visa Credit Card including shit Exchange rate In lost up to 30! Avoid no name ATMs like the plague. They're rip off. I had to reverse charge.

I use only Diamond Trust, Equity ATMs. Standard are ok. But they charge too. Only in case of emergency. MASH. Well. All are crap more or less. I use Modern. But delays can happen. I don't use long haul. I broke my journey. Nairobi to Kisumu. Then I took MODERN from Kisumu to Entebbe. Border. Was not a real problem. There's a one stop border shop. I didn't even have to offload luggage for inspection.

Get used to your plans thrown off. That's Africa. You can find yourself thrown in jail for no reason. Or the bus falls off a cliff. Then you're plain and simple dead. Enjoy sweet Kampala pussy. The diversity is hard to beat.

Mwalimu.

Who misses fresh Rolex and DRC and SS pussy.

No need for any Revolut shit, as cash just works fine. Came back 2 weeks ago and they gave me 3950 UGX per €. There are enough Changers around and they are doing a good job. No Problems at all.

[Slowalk]

I did the same mistake first time. Took that shitty bus from Nairobi to Kampala…
This time again I am planning Tanzania Kenya Uganda For whole December. I'll be only flying. Second time I am not gonna repeat my mistakes.

Is it just the Mash Bus-line or are all the bus-lines poor?

[AlwaysHorny 2]

I meant Stanbic Bank. It's located at the bottom floor on the left side of the mall.

Took the crap Mash from Nairobi to Kampala. Over 6 hour late arrival and harassment at the border for no reason. Because I arrived so late, my plans were thrown off.

I went to Acacia Mall for the main purpose to go to the ATM. Couldn't find the Standard Chartered Bank One because I don't have my SIM yet, so I was flying blind. I went to the rip-off to the far left on the three on the ground floor. The rate was trash. $10 difference for only 500 k ugx and I know my bank it going to hit me with fees and another exchange rate hit. Going to wind up with an almost 30% loss. Makes me not want to even monger in this shithole. I'm already over it.

[Neddy69]

Took the crap Mash from Nairobi to Kampala. Over 6 hour late arrival and harassment at the border for no reason. Because I arrived so late, my plans were thrown off.

I went to Acacia Mall for the main purpose to go to the ATM. Couldn't find the Standard Chartered Bank One because I don't have my SIM yet, so I was flying blind. I went to the rip-off to the far left on the three on the ground floor. The rate was trash. $10 difference for only 500 k ugx and I know my bank it going to hit me with fees and another exchange rate hit. Going to wind up with an almost 30% loss. Makes me not want to even monger in this shithole. I'm already over it.

Get a Revolut. I only use Revolut. Important. Use only a VISA Revolut card. Before I was ripped off by my bank and Visa Credit Card including shit Exchange rate In lost up to 30! Avoid no name ATMs like the plague. They're rip off. I had to reverse charge.

I use only Diamond Trust, Equity ATMs. Standard are ok. But they charge too. Only in case of emergency. MASH. Well. All are crap more or less. I use Modern. But delays can happen. I don't use long haul. I broke my journey. Nairobi to Kisumu. Then I took MODERN from Kisumu to Entebbe. Border. Was not a real problem. There's a one stop border shop. I didn't even have to offload luggage for inspection.

Get used to your plans thrown off. That's Africa. You can find yourself thrown in jail for no reason. Or the bus falls off a cliff. Then you're plain and simple dead. Enjoy sweet Kampala pussy. The diversity is hard to beat.

Mwalimu.

Who misses fresh Rolex and DRC and SS pussy.

[MysteryOcean]

I booked a decent place here on airbnb for after Christmas into January: Kololo Hill Drive, Kampala, Central Region, Uganda.

Hilltop universal residency

The host told me guests are fine. 10-15 minute walk to Arcadia mall. I couldn't find anything better closer to the mall. Hoping the location isn't too much a hinderance.

Ran about 75 a night plus fees. If anyone has thoughts on location let me know.

I will be in Kampala around same time. Would you want to link up for some night out and chick hunting?

[MysteryOcean]

Took the crap Mash from Nairobi to Kampala. Over 6 hour late arrival and harassment at the border for no reason. Because I arrived so late, my plans were thrown off.

I went to Acacia Mall for the main purpose to go to the ATM. Couldn't find the Standard Chartered Bank One because I don't have my SIM yet, so I was flying blind. I went to the rip-off to the far left on the three on the ground floor. The rate was trash. $10 difference for only 500 k ugx and I know my bank it going to hit me with fees and another exchange rate hit. Going to wind up with an almost 30% loss. Makes me not want to even monger in this shithole. I'm already over it.

I did the same mistake first time. Took that shitty bus from Nairobi to Kampala totally mood killer. Got sick for next 2 days.

Kampala pollution didn't help either.

This time again I am planning Tanzania Kenya Uganda For whole December. I'll be only flying. Only mineral water and good hotel with AC.

I want to be in my prime mood to enjoy local beauties.

My Afrointroduction Is blowing up. Second time I am not gomma repeat my mistakes.

[AlwaysHorny 2]

Took the crap Mash from Nairobi to Kampala. Over 6 hour late arrival and harassment at the border for no reason. Because I arrived so late, my plans were thrown off.

I went to Acacia Mall for the main purpose to go to the ATM. Couldn't find the Standard Chartered Bank One because I don't have my SIM yet, so I was flying blind. I went to the rip-off to the far left on the three on the ground floor. The rate was trash. $10 difference for only 500 k ugx and I know my bank it going to hit me with fees and another exchange rate hit. Going to wind up with an almost 30% loss. Makes me not want to even monger in this shithole. I'm already over it.

[Steve 99]

Thanks, I plan to bring in multiple chicks during my stay LOL.

I booked a decent place here on airbnb for after Christmas into January: Kololo Hill Drive, Kampala, Central Region, Uganda.

Hilltop universal residency

The host told me guests are fine. 10-15 minute walk to Arcadia mall. I couldn't find anything better closer to the mall. Hoping the location isn't too much a hinderance.

Ran about 75 a night plus fees. If anyone has thoughts on location let me know.

[InterTravelr56]

Thanks, I plan to bring in multiple chicks during my stay LOL.