Uganda

[Member #4178]

Hi Again.

Internet dating made me tired, here some reasons:

• Managing all phone numbers and calls are energy consuming.

• The final meeting results didn't bring me neither quality girls or particularly good looking / sexy one.

I have decided to do what I know best, to hunt them at streets. I hit an attractive 20 years old lady (a student) , which became my girlfriend went to clubs together, restaurants and lovely and funny conversations.

She showed me the city practically clubs and bars. Our favorite place for internet wifi and coffee / breakfast was Nakummat café. Just next to the garden city. It's the same Nakummat chain as in Kenya. The café/restaurant is super nice and clean with free wifi.

Conclusion:

Multiple strategies are always a good idea. So eventually I found my girl at the street and not from the one month preparation dating site.

This brings me to my next part of my report 'Kampala nightlife' which will come shortly.

JP

[Member #4178]

Orientation:

Kampala build on a hill or a mountain so most streets are sloppy which makes the navigation unpleasant.

Kampala road cut the city into two logical parts. The area below kampala Road is nosy, polluted and extremely crowded. Most of the budget hotels are there. Above kampala Road is the more relax neighborhoods which have the better hotels and the environment looks much nicer.

Hotels.

In Kampala no midrange / budget hotels options. Its all about the location so if you stay below kampala Road prices can vary from 13-70usd which will give you the pretty much similar room. Staying at these hotel will give you the image that you are poor due to the location.

Stepping up to the better areas, including Sheraton, imperial or speke will jump the price to cross the 100usd threshold. All prices however are not fixed and can be negotiate.

Since I didn't want to spend 100usd a day I stayed at 'Astoria hotel' at burton street opposite the old taxi park.

Afrointroductions. Com experience

I came with 25 phone numbers of MTV style students. Here is some highlights:

• 23 ladies came to my hotel for the first date.

• I had sex with 10 ladies.

• 5 ladies didn't likes me, so they went away after some conversation.

• I didn't like 5 ladies so send they away after one minute.

• 4 ladies came with another lady (as backup) I sent them away.

• All ladies looks very different or their photos. (un-recognized). All photos taken in studio and edited with photoshop. Hair style is modified every month. Some photos are a year old.

• Most ladies were un-attractive as opposed to their photos.

• All ladies were generally real. Non of them were pro, semi pro or 0. 01 pro.

• Non of the ladies ask any money. No transport money or coffee money were asked. Even after 4 meeting!

• The average sex performance was very very good much superior to Kenyan ladies. Some students were mastering the art of BBJ.

• I dident got a real long term relationship with non of them.

• Most of the ladies love my camera and asked for many photos and wanted to get them by mail.

• Some ladies didn't came for second meeting due to the low class hotel I was staying. (This was a good indication for me to filter them out).

Bottom line is that I had some serious sex marathon. I used Indian version of the Viagra because I had sex with 3 different ladies a day. Afrointroductions makes an incredible ROI (return on investment) for their subscription fee.

Part 2 of my report is coming soon

[BKKguy]

As just reported, you CAN find non-pros if you are willing to work the search.

I visited EBB's Steak Out and had a nice time.

Only problem, now she won't stop calling / texting me.

Seems she's found (or she thinks) the money tree.

Name, Harriett. 2nd year, lives in EBB and parties there over the weekends.

Nice college girl studying urban planning.

Twas a hottie and seemed to be uninterested at first. The key is to approach the girls in pack and send over drinks.

With bait in water, I waited to see who would come and thank me. Of the four, two approached. I chatted them both up, hoping for a four hand, and extras. They weren't down with a three way but Harriett returned and so the story goes, the magic began. Heavy petting and grinding on the dancefloor. And too many drinks for me, too much DFKs.

Back to my place (in EBB) and a wild night of full service. If that's what you call it with a non-pro.

Funny, she drilled me on having HIV and STDs (which I was thinking the same). So no GFE for me.

Instead. MSOGs, she enjoyed my finger play in both holes but no greek. Now "less drunk" I kept my tongue to myself.

Thought that was where it would end. Next day, she wanted mutatu fair back to KLA. Which I declined.

But gave her my number (big mistake) in hopes of another go if I was lonely.

Then the stalking began. Texted me 5 times next day. 12 the following.

I called her and informed her that I like lots of diff fruit and (she being a pineapple) I wanted some mango so 'no thanks'. Next day, more texts, and a VISIT TO MY HOTEL LOBBY!

So, I've sinced moved hotels and chgd my sim.

May have to get back to the pros, at least we both know I'm not a sponsor and don't plan on repeat visits unless I initiate.

Happy hunting.

[BKKguy]

Does anyone know the good bars to pick up college girls in Kampala? Are they active every night of the week?

AEP-

I've been successful at Steak Out on Lumumba ave. Only tried weekend though. This one is full of Makerere girls on the prowl any Friday night.

Chatted up a few, but unable to score that night. They seem more hungry for shillings than the pros!

HOWEVER, I was just in Entebbe (where the other Steak Out is located) and managed to pull a non-pro there.

Report to follow.

[Member #4178]

Just back from Kampala.

Full report for student / non pro is coming. (Afro dating / Clubs)

JP

[AfricaExPat]

Does anyone know the good bars to pick up college girls in Kampala? Are they active every night of the week?

[BKKguy]

shilling quotes are in thousands. so 200 is 200k (or 61 euro)

fellow hobbyists.

first time on the ug forum. first, i'm a black canadian (of senegelese / belgian) descent, so it's harder for a black mzungu like to monger in africa (save nbo) , because the ladies don't think i have any shillings.

anyway, been here plenty of times, and always tried the non-pro route, but frankly tired of pay (dinner / school fees) to play when just pay to play works fine.

so, report:

arrived last night from amsertdam on klm, get to kla and staying in speke hotel.

speke is very girl friendly and of course with proximity to rock garden, it's like fishing in a pond. last night was busy because of a football match, so unlike other days in rock gardern it was a sword fight. (lots of dick-to-chick. ratio of 4/5:1)

went into monger mode after being over looked, and encountered a few who upon learning i'm actually canadian responded favorably. they started quoting 200 ugsh for the night. i passed. it was too many dicks, but i'm a novelty so tried to cast a net. better contact, but same high prices 150 ugsh. kept searching and after playing coy and explaining i like different types of fruit and thus was going to see which taste i had for the evening, came back to an original offer who started at 150 ugsh (susan, with large round soccerball firm ass, but small perky chest). price now. 70 ugsh, msogs and spend the night in my room. deal.

off to room, wink to bellman, acquire key from front desk and up to room. she's a bantu with nilotic body. not fluffly like many (?) ugandan bantu.

anyway, great night. starting with a sexy dance in the mirror, standing rub and grind, bbbj (not wet enough though) and couldn't dt though my little brother is avg sized.

off to bed, she invited without cover, and i declined. pulled my own (she had none) and into multiple positions, k9, mish, rcg, cg, lazy k9 and then side of bed bumping before release in cover. round 1.

by this time, it's 02h30. so a nap is on order for my jetlag, and her hardwork negotiating on the prowl for the night.

few hours sleep and round two spoon and release in cover around 06h00.

she departed at 07h00. and nary a hoot from desk as she departs, with me ensuring she's not loud upon departure.

didn't manage to get her number but she's a regular (i'm told) at rock bar, so should be easily found.

name: susan.

from: busia.

face: girlish babyfat round but great lips (which i declined to open mouth kiss).6/7 not great, but not butter.

body: i love asses, and she was a 10 downstairs about coulda been more endowed in the penthouse. so overall body was a 8.

service: enthusiastic 8 (needed repeated coaching to push ma buttons)

other notes:

the blue cammo police are indeed police. there's still lots of police around with (veiled) threat of after voting protests. there's also red berets in normal army fatigues, and a few other police-type forces around.

so, if anyone is coming to monger through march, just stay at speke. frequent visitor discount (that you can just lie) is $125net b&b.

notes cont'd: rock garden is the un of kampala, with ethiopians, rwandese, kenyans, congolese and ugandans vying for your attention. very nice selection. and on a week night!

little bro is jetlagged tonight. but back out on thursday or friday to kampala latino club (klc).

no plans for al's or capitol. i can't compete against my fellow white mongers. and they girls [CodeWord134] on your leg as soon as you walk in anyway (they mark you as theirs).

more to come.

stay safe and karibu, join the fun.

guy.

final note: ask for room above mama mia's (away from rock garden) unless you like ear plugs. alternatively, room 125 has a great patio with views of the talent. but you'll need ear plugs! i used that room before!

[BKKguy]

fellow hobbyists.

first time on the ug forum. first, i'm a black canadian (of senegelese / belgian) descent, so it's harder for a black mzungu like to monger in africa (save nbo) , because the ladies don't think i have any shillings.

anyway, been here plenty of times, and always tried the non-pro route, but frankly tired of pay (dinner / school fees) to play when just pay to play works fine.

so, report:

arrived last night from amsertdam on klm, get to kla and staying in speke hotel.

speke is very girl friendly and of course with proximity to rock garden, it's like fishing in a pond. last night was busy because of a football match, so unlike other days in rock gardern it was a sword fight. (lots of dick-to-chick. ratio of 4/5:1)

went into monger mode after being over looked, and encountered a few who upon learning i'm actually canadian responded favorably. they started quoting 200 ugsh for the night. i passed. it was too many dicks, but i'm a novelty so tried to cast a net. better contact, but same high prices 150 ugsh. kept searching and after playing coy and explaining i like different types of fruit and thus was going to see which taste i had for the evening, came back to an original offer who started at 150 ugsh (susan, with large round soccerball firm ass, but small perky chest). price now. 70 ugsh, msogs and spend the night in my room. deal.

off to room, wink to bellman, acquire key from front desk and up to room. she's a bantu with nilotic body. not fluffly like many (?) ugandan bantu.

anyway, great night. starting with a sexy dance in the mirror, standing rub and grind, bbbj (not wet enough though) and couldn't dt though my little brother is avg sized.

off to bed, she invited without cover, and i declined. pulled my own (she had none) and into multiple positions, k9, mish, rcg, cg, lazy k9 and then side of bed bumping before release in cover. round 1.

by this time, it's 02h30. so a nap is on order for my jetlag, and her hardwork negotiating on the prowl for the night.

few hours sleep and round two spoon and release in cover around 06h00.

she departed at 07h00. and nary a hoot from desk as she departs, with me ensuring she's not loud upon departure.

didn't manage to get her number but she's a regular (i'm told) at rock bar, so should be easily found.

name: susan.

from: busia.

face: girlish babyfat round but great lips (which i declined to open mouth kiss).6/7 not great, but not butter.

body: i love asses, and she was a 10 downstairs about coulda been more endowed in the penthouse. so overall body was a 8.

service: enthusiastic 8 (needed repeated coaching to push ma buttons)

other notes:

the blue cammo police are indeed police. there's still lots of police around with (veiled) threat of after voting protests. there's also red berets in normal army fatigues, and a few other police-type forces around.

so, if anyone is coming to monger through march, just stay at speke. frequent visitor discount (that you can just lie) is $125net b&b.

notes cont'd: rock garden is the un of kampala, with ethiopians, rwandese, kenyans, congolese and ugandans vying for your attention. very nice selection. and on a week night!

little bro is jetlagged tonight. but back out on thursday or friday to kampala latino club (klc).

no plans for al's or capitol. i can't compete against my fellow white mongers. and they girls [CodeWord134] on your leg as soon as you walk in anyway (they mark you as theirs).

more to come.

stay safe and karibu, join the fun.

guy.

final note: ask for room above mama mia's (away from rock garden) unless you like ear plugs. alternatively, room 125 has a great patio with views of the talent. but you'll need ear plugs! i used that room before!

[Uktraveler]

This is my first report, after a couple years of reading. Unfortunately, it isn't a positive report, but I am sharing to help others.

I met a pro at Capital Pub (never really knew her name). No papers (I know, I know.) Probably 25-30. Pretty face, spiky hair (wig) , nice ass, small tits, nice big nipples (which she showed me in Capital Pub). Left with her on boda. Arrived at my hotel, Holiday Express, at around midnight. As we were walking towards the hotel front door, a federal police officer stopped us. Blue camoflauge, AK / 47. He was obscured from view in a door well, so I didn't see him until he put his AK-47 across my walking path. He asked me with lots of hostility in English,"Who is this one?" I stammered something about her being my friend. The girl was immediately hostile towards the police officer, saying things like,"What have we done? We have broken no laws." but with great attitude. I was scared shitless and trying to cooperate (given my situation at home and the fact that my international flight left the next day). The police officer said prostitution is illegal. We both responded with surprise and she with anger (well feigned, I must say). He saw we were walking closely and that we had just met, though, so he knew the score.

I had left my passport in my room (less than 100 feet away) but he wouldn't let me get it and only had my drivers license for I'd. This too caused a problem. After some chitchat, he declared that he was arresting me for prostitution and I think failure to have passport. At this point it was unclear what he was going to do with the girl. We started the short walk to the police station, with my life at home flashing before my eyes. The girl was greatly annoying the police officer at this point, so I asked her to give us privacy (which greatly annoyed her).

I then started the typical,"We are men. We should be able to resolve issues without our bosses. We are men. Let me apologize to you for taking your time and not understanding your culture better. It is my responsibility to know your culture and laws and I apologize if I have offended you. I would like to resolve this with you now, so I can go back to my hotel and sleep and get to the airport." We negotiated 70, 000 (about $30 US) , with him specifying that I couldn't meet up with the girl (she was at this point a couple hundred feet behind). I agreed-this really took the wind out of my sails and I had no remaining interest in the girl anyway. I started walking away.

I didn't get far before the girl caught up, saying,"Man, Man (she apparently didn't know my name either) , you didn't tell me you were leaving." I said something like,"I am sorry, but I can't see you. I will be arrested again. I can't be with you. The police officer won't allow it." She started freaking out, demanding payment and private taxi fare, etc. I kept walking (the cop was watching for all I knew). She showed her true demon self at this point, indicating,"I will make big trouble for you. You will not disrespect me." I handed her 5, 000 (we had just taken a 4, 000 boda ride from Capital, so this would get her back) and tried to distance myself. She demanded private fare and more money. I (foolishly) started running. I was scared that the cop would see me with her and really bust me.

She started yelling after me in local language and people started trying to stop me. I suspect she was telling them I robbed or abused her or something. Anyway, there were 2 other cops on the block-must have been some sort of round up on this block this night. Probably a good thing for me, given the local mob mentality. I saw the 2 cops right as people were starting to grab at me. The cops asked me,"what is the problem?" The evil girl caught up and spoke in local language, accusing me of something. They asked me what had happened again. I was truly in shock at this point and really seeing my home life flash before my eyes. I stammered something about,"I have no problem" and tried to wink at the evil girl to let her know I would make things right with her if she would withdraw her complaint. She said,"don't wink at me" and gave me the evil eye and demanded action from the police.

I realized I had to get away from her, so asked the officers if we could walk away. They said "sure, because you are under arrest for disturbing the peace among other things." We started walking back to the police station. I mostly came clean about the girl be / see I needed to explain why I was running from her. Fortunately, the cops believed me completely. But this time it cost me 100, 000 ($45 US) to avoid going to the police station. But I insisted that the escort me back to the hotel so I could avoid her and the crowd that saw this chase.

What a nightmare. Not sure what others can learn from this. I'm sure some ex pats could cite 12 errors that I made. I wouldn't mind some constructive feedback, but please no flamers.

Live and learn.

P. S. I have convinced myself that the evil girl would have become evil after sex and probably demanded as much in bribes as the cops did (course, I'd have had sex).

I don't know about 12, but you made at least 2 errors getting yourself in this mess to begin with:

1) Bad timing. It's pre-election time. Increased police presence.

2) Capital Pub. Aviod the bottom-of-the-barrel hookers. The best way to get girls in ug is on-line. Try afro or eababes next time.

I've spent alot of time in ug and have never had a single encounter with the police. Can't say the same about kenya or Ghana. Sorry that you had a bad experience, but it's africa and these things happen. Try ug again, it really does have some of the sweetest pussy around!

[Erdnis]

I rarely go to Capital Pub but decided to hit Kabalagala last weekend, thus making Capital a natural choice to visit.

I like the feeling of entering the place around 10 pm, order a cold one and just wait for the first bird to approach me. This time around, the first one to come over was a hardcore who reminded me of a ladyboy. I know those kind of things are not by far as common here as in Thailand and she probably were just a girl, but nevertheless I got really suspicious and told her to get lost.

The next one who came over was a rather shabby Sudanese girl who wanted to 'fuck me' all night, but she turned me off so she was also politely asked to leave me alone.

After many similar 'fuck' offers, I decided to take home a 20 year old with a nice round ass.

The conclusion is that Capital Pub is still very vibrant and offers lots of fun. As I have felt like shagging a lot recently, I will give Rock Garden a shot tomorrow night. Lately, I have also had some luck with campus girls at Steak Out in Wandegeya and High Table on Kampala Road.

As others have said before me – Kampala is a city just waiting to get fucked and women are everywhere! There's no need to even hit the places described above, but I would recommend it if you don't want to be stuck with a possessive girlfriend who calls you all the time.

Erdnis

[Erdnis]

Greetings one and all,

I am planning to travel from Nairobi to Kampala on overnight bus, is this safe to do?

Are there any problems at the border with immigration, I shall be in Nairobi end of February.

If any member would like some company, please pm me.

Hi Wild Rover,

I made the trip last week Kampala-Nairobi-Kampala with Modern Coast coaches (also other companies available). The trip takes about 12 hours, is cheap and very straightforward. You leave Nairobi 8 pm and get to Kampala around 7 or 8 the next morning. Just watch your luggage, especially at the border crossing at Busia as you will need to leave the bus and go through Kenya and Uganda immigration and wait for the bus to clear customs for 30-60 minutes. Also watch out in the Accra / River road area of Nairobi especially after dark.

Erdnis

[Wild Rover]

Greetings one and all,

I am planning to travel from Nairobi to Kampala on overnight bus, is this safe to do?

Are there any problems at the border with immigration, I shall be in Nairobi end of February.

If any member would like some company, please pm me.

[Zinda]

I don't think because I tried to access the website without logging in. In fact I am getting messages in my yahoo mail box from Tagg saying that I have messages. How could they block me when I tried to logg through hide my ass webisite (which is supposed to conceal the browser) because they would not know who I'm. I don't know what the problem is.

[Zircon]

Zircon. I tried with internet explorer and firefax, it does not work. It keeps saying " Service Unavailable ". I even tried to go through proxies like Hide My Ass, it still does not let me access. There is no problem with accessing any webiste.

Could they be blocking you from accessing the site? I tried it after I posted to you last time and it worked fine. Good luck.

[Zinda]

Zircon. I tried with internet explorer and firefax, it does not work. It keeps saying " Service Unavailable ". I even tried to go through proxies like Hide My Ass, it still does not let me access. There is no problem with accessing any webiste.