Uganda

[Neddy69]

Hi all,

Years ago I was in Kampala for some nights. (Capital Pub) It was overwhelming.

No we are going back with some friends.

Can you advise me where to go at night in 2022?

Thanks.

Why? Capital Pub of course. LOL.

Mwalimu.

Unless you want to pay more for pussy go to Rock Garden or Bubbles O'Leary.

[JanVD]

Hi all,

Years ago I was in Kampala for some nights. (Capital Pub) It was overwhelming.

No we are going back with some friends.

Can you advise me where to go at night in 2022?

Thanks,

J.

[Neddy69]

Well Said! I don't understand guys who come and complain about money. Your approach is always key, there is a reason for the term "Fuck Boy". These are the guys that will literally only use their words and looks to score free pussy or cheap pussy.

I prefer chatting up the ladies (Pro or non pro). After the initial chats, I always say, "Pretty girl, I will take care of you if you take care of my needs, depending on how much it will cost, food and drinks are on me". Now what this statement does is to let the lady know that this is solely up to you if you are ready to negotiate, 7 out 10, I have been able to get good deals from both non pro & pros all because of my attitude.

Guys, It is not hard to say some nice pretty words and smile to these ladies, Be confident and be ready to walk away. Always remember. They only want your cash and you only want their pussy.

The key is. No African girl wants to be seen as a hooker. If you treat them like ladies you'll live in eternal Paradise. That doesn't mean you have to spoil them with money.

Just treat them normally. If you take them home it goes without question that you shag them. You have to know how to play. I'll give you X amount Taxi or transport money in the morning. Technically there's no difference between hard core, semi or non pro. When you're seasoned Africa monger you mostly spot the few bad apples who'll try to rob you. One of my principles is I never take a girl home which smokes. Sure sign of a hardened pro which spends countless hours waiting for clients in bars. That goes also for excessively drunk or stoned girls. Never mind smoking pot together followed by some hours of mind blowing sex. Nothing beats Africa for girlfriend sex. Period. If you just looking for meat then better stay in the sex prison. And pay through the nose to hear your joint. In Uganda you need neither heating nor cooling. On of the last paradises on earth.

Mwalimu.

[Blaq007]

And that's your shortcoming that you treat them like a piece of meat from the butcher shop, 28. -$ for the pound, interchangeable.

The girls will immediately see you as a bait to press out as much money from you because you won't offer them feelings and enjoyment. You not get it that many of the Ugandan ladies are horny like neighbours poodle and just want a good treat on their pussy to get their Katchabal splash wetten your bed.

Stay with your starfish escorts but don't judge a culture which you not understand.

Well Said! I don't understand guys who come and complain about money. Your approach is always key, there is a reason for the term "Fuck Boy". These are the guys that will literally only use their words and looks to score free pussy or cheap pussy.

I prefer chatting up the ladies (Pro or non pro). After the initial chats, I always say, "Pretty girl, I will take care of you if you take care of my needs, depending on how much it will cost, food and drinks are on me". Now what this statement does is to let the lady know that this is solely up to you if you are ready to negotiate, 7 out 10, I have been able to get good deals from both non pro & pros all because of my attitude.

Guys, It is not hard to say some nice pretty words and smile to these ladies, Be confident and be ready to walk away. Always remember. They only want your cash and you only want their pussy.

[Eirizarryrnb]

I am not sure if I got your point but are you complaining that girls are asking money from you?

If you have money enough to fly there, you are very rich guy compared to local girls. So of course they ask money, even if they are common girls. With amount of money that is small to you, they can buy new clothes, make new hair, pay rent. It is common girl girl friends that are most expensive ones, it is much cheaper to be dealing with working girls. Same in Tanzania, Rwanda, Kenya. Or whichever country is very poor. Most of the Africa. South Africa, that is considered as Europe for East Africans.

What usually happens with common / non working girls with me, it could be that in beginning they don't ask me anything. Then there starts to come money requests, more and more of them.

Some of the common girls ask money from very beginning, and very big amount, with a reason that they are not prostitutes. Happened in Brazil also often.

I see what you mean, however, Uganda is on another level with extortion (or the modern day term "finessing" Uganda has been my most difficult for P4P in conjunction without acquiring a high ROI on these h. Oes.

Pros and non-pros are easily decoupled in the other 40-plus countries I Have been to. Not Uganda; they are interchangeable and it depends how they feel at the moment whether to be a pro or to be offended you think she wants a hookup sex session.

Thanks for your input, friend-o. Cheers.

[Leblon]

Just too many gold diggers here. I heard the Ukraine used to be bad too with just every other chick there gold digging.

Based-on-European-Western-Aesthetic-for-Beauty although 95 are abhorrently busted in the grill / face.

Most of them are too svelte for me. Those are probably the ones with the "germ" and I don't mean SARS nor CoVid.

I had a Miss Melody-Missy Elliott (when she was o'beast) looking woman become irate that I only paid for her.

Safeboda each way after she khachabali'ed / kunyaza'ed (Lugandan / Rwandiase / Tanzanian colloq. For female ejaculation).

All over me and the bed. She never said she was a pro! TF?

I learned that Ugandan / Rwandaise women only squirt because you are paying them. It's not out of pure ecstasy.

No matter how they say that a female performing female e-jack is entirely mental.

I am just flabbergasted at how materialistic the women are here. No matter the age, no matter how fugly they are.

They feel entitled to your "guap" (bands, racks, stacks, dinero, paper, money overall). White and Mixed-race fair-skin.

DNA is not good enough that we want to give to them for free inside their wombs.

At least in South Africa, I can pay R400 and make a hoe into a FWB for life and half the time get 75 percent discount.

Not TZ, not UG! Is Kenya worse? DRCongo and Central AFrican Rep. Are probably worse when it comes to gold digging.

Yes, I got laid for free in Uganda with a 6. 5 in the body fresh face out of the shower, but a 9. 0/10 in the bedroom.

Yes, I got Ugandan women for "chump change" in USD convertible.

Yes, I paid 130 k UGX to an Ugandan Afro-Muslim "Boosy Zar (Google her)" SSBBW type because she is way safer, way wetter, and way more jigglier.

Than these svelte Ugandan female pros out here that some have sarcoma kaposi leopard spots stage 1 "germ".

I just wanted to have my cake and eat it too by having if not the majority at least a lot of women willing to get the'ed down for.

Cheap to free. UG is barely like that. The non-pro's even want money if you try to fuck them the first time at your house; ridiculous.

Sheesh I scoff. I think Eastern Europe is muito melhor. Here in Uganda, it's "bruxaria" witchcraft.

That these chicks be practicing when it comes to trying to finesse these guys for their money.

The sexy thick pear shape ones like 9 out of 10 of them never choose me on dating apps. Only the starving svelte ones! April 15th couldn't come.

Any faster, and I don't mean the US IRS 2022 Tax Deadline for US civilians either!

I am not sure if I got your point but are you complaining that girls are asking money from you?

If you have money enough to fly there, you are very rich guy compared to local girls. So of course they ask money, even if they are common girls. With amount of money that is small to you, they can buy new clothes, make new hair, pay rent. It is common girl girl friends that are most expensive ones, it is much cheaper to be dealing with working girls. Same in Tanzania, Rwanda, Kenya. Or whichever country is very poor. Most of the Africa. South Africa, that is considered as Europe for East Africans.

What usually happens with common / non working girls with me, it could be that in beginning they don't ask me anything. Then there starts to come money requests, more and more of them.

Some of the common girls ask money from very beginning, and very big amount, with a reason that they are not prostitutes. Happened in Brazil also often.

[Eirizarryrnb]

Just too many gold diggers here. I heard the Ukraine used to be bad too with just every other chick there gold digging.

Based-on-European-Western-Aesthetic-for-Beauty although 95 are abhorrently busted in the grill / face.

Most of them are too svelte for me. Those are probably the ones with the "germ" and I don't mean SARS nor CoVid.

I had a Miss Melody-Missy Elliott (when she was o'beast) looking woman become irate that I only paid for her.

Safeboda each way after she khachabali'ed / kunyaza'ed (Lugandan / Rwandiase / Tanzanian colloq. For female ejaculation).

All over me and the bed. She never said she was a pro! TF?

I learned that Ugandan / Rwandaise women only squirt because you are paying them. It's not out of pure ecstasy.

No matter how they say that a female performing female e-jack is entirely mental.

I am just flabbergasted at how materialistic the women are here. No matter the age, no matter how fugly they are.

They feel entitled to your "guap" (bands, racks, stacks, dinero, paper, money overall). White and Mixed-race fair-skin.

DNA is not good enough that we want to give to them for free inside their wombs.

At least in South Africa, I can pay R400 and make a hoe into a FWB for life and half the time get 75 percent discount.

Not TZ, not UG! Is Kenya worse? DRCongo and Central AFrican Rep. Are probably worse when it comes to gold digging.

Yes, I got laid for free in Uganda with a 6. 5 in the body fresh face out of the shower, but a 9. 0/10 in the bedroom.

Yes, I got Ugandan women for "chump change" in USD convertible.

Yes, I paid 130 k UGX to an Ugandan Afro-Muslim "Boosy Zar (Google her)" SSBBW type because she is way safer, way wetter, and way more jigglier.

Than these svelte Ugandan female pros out here that some have sarcoma kaposi leopard spots stage 1 "germ".

I just wanted to have my cake and eat it too by having if not the majority at least a lot of women willing to get the'ed down for.

Cheap to free. UG is barely like that. The non-pro's even want money if you try to fuck them the first time at your house; ridiculous.

Sheesh I scoff. I think Eastern Europe is muito melhor. Here in Uganda, it's "bruxaria" witchcraft.

That these chicks be practicing when it comes to trying to finesse these guys for their money.

The sexy thick pear shape ones like 9 out of 10 of them never choose me on dating apps. Only the starving svelte ones! April 15th couldn't come.

Any faster, and I don't mean the US IRS 2022 Tax Deadline for US civilians either!

[Eirizarryrnb]

Markets are getting overinflated everywhere but you have to take your time with negotiating. Remember, the top tier 9's /10's with the access to the internet have a global audience. Those ladies are getting money through sites like onlyfans for just showing some half nude pics. Idk about Uganda but I'd imagine the market isn't as mature as Kenya. In Kenya you could have some top tier women for $40-$50 USD.

Excellent response. Thank you for not literally throwing me under the bus. I'm not going to mommie Kenya until they drop their Bell Biv DeVoe prerequisite whereas a negative PCR test isn't sufficient. Thank you again, Zak.).

[Zakmo]

Third. And last mf'ing time to UG. The market is overinflated, and I only paid once for some good trim: 60 k UGX and I made the be! Tch pay for her own boda as I deducted 10 k UGX from her total payout. All the 8's, 9's, and 10's have feminist, masculine attitudes or they try to overcharge me 350 k UGX or 400 k one time I was offered. The native NY'er in me cursed their sh!t out, and then they have the gall to retort with "you're an ugly pigsh! T Indian" when I'm actually Brazilian-Canadian. LOL and they even think I'm White the non-pro Ugandans! Whereas in the institutional-racist USA Of Gay, they would Jim Crow one-drop rule me into "yeah you're Black" myopic / idiot oblivion.

I saw some loser British White guys living above me with Hattie McDaniels looking women here in UG (Kampala). Yuck. Back to EE I go, bro; I'm just waiting to for the day to rush down to Entebbe Airport to segue outwardly! BTW SA (RSA / South Africa) was way better for Xhosa and Zulu Black women. I'm not digging Central East African mongering. I'm sure DRC and CAR are the most aggressive hyperinflated market for p4 p in Sub-Saharan Africa. I'm good thanks.

Markets are getting overinflated everywhere but you have to take your time with negotiating. Remember, the top tier 9's /10's with the access to the internet have a global audience. Those ladies are getting money through sites like onlyfans for just showing some half nude pics. Idk about Uganda but I'd imagine the market isn't as mature as Kenya. In Kenya you could have some top tier women for $40-$50 USD.

[Eirizarryrnb]

All these laws are BS and hardly enforceable as long as you can buy any (even original) piece of paper. Africans have a relaxed attitude to papers with good looking stamps on it. Birth certificates, passports, IDs, vaccine certificates, driving licenses. African lawmakers are good rolling out meaningful laws. Uganda in particular is hilarious. Not long ago they enacted a law that all private owned passenger cars have to undergo a yearly road worthiness test. The only drawback. There's only one such facility in the whole of Uganda.

There's 2 routes out of this dilemma. Either see above you buy the requisite paper. Or you just bribe the police.

They're too happy about all these bullshit laws. That just means more cash in their pockets..

Third. And last mf'ing time to UG. The market is overinflated, and I only paid once for some good trim: 60 k UGX and I made the be! Tch pay for her own boda as I deducted 10 k UGX from her total payout. All the 8's, 9's, and 10's have feminist, masculine attitudes or they try to overcharge me 350 k UGX or 400 k one time I was offered. The native NY'er in me cursed their sh!t out, and then they have the gall to retort with "you're an ugly pigsh! T Indian" when I'm actually Brazilian-Canadian. LOL and they even think I'm White the non-pro Ugandans! Whereas in the institutional-racist USA Of Gay, they would Jim Crow one-drop rule me into "yeah you're Black" myopic / idiot oblivion.

I saw some loser British White guys living above me with Hattie McDaniels looking women here in UG (Kampala). Yuck. Back to EE I go, bro; I'm just waiting to for the day to rush down to Entebbe Airport to segue outwardly! BTW SA (RSA / South Africa) was way better for Xhosa and Zulu Black women. I'm not digging Central East African mongering. I'm sure DRC and CAR are the most aggressive hyperinflated market for p4 p in Sub-Saharan Africa. I'm good thanks.

[Member #4735]

I found two street brothels which I didn't prefer. I had some great girls from Capital and Rock Garden but the choice was slim.

I repeatedly asked the boda boda drivers, they didn't help. Several women including hotel staf tried me for $100 which I refused.

I visited several other disco's where I didn't find anyone.

Even though this was some of the best sex so far this was a major disappointment, I expected woman lining up. How do I find more girls? What did I miss?

[Neddy69]

Here's a gem from my morning reading:

https://www.reuters.com/world/africa...aw-2022-02-22/

Think Big pharma money travels far eh?

All these laws are BS and hardly enforceable as long as you can buy any (even original) piece of paper. Africans have a relaxed attitude to papers with good looking stamps on it. Birth certificates, passports, IDs, vaccine certificates, driving licenses. African lawmakers are good rolling out meaningful laws. Uganda in particular is hilarious. Not long ago they enacted a law that all private owned passenger cars have to undergo a yearly road worthiness test. The only drawback. There's only one such facility in the whole of Uganda.

There's 2 routes out of this dilemma. Either see above you buy the requisite paper. Or you just bribe the police.

They're too happy about all these bullshit laws. That just means more cash in their pockets.

Mwalimu.

[EatALotOpus]

Here's a gem from my morning reading:

https://www.reuters.com/world/africa...aw-2022-02-22/

Think Big pharma money travels far eh?

[Tungsten2]

I went to Capital Sunday 8. 30 pm. About a dozen people there, half of them on the pool tables. A taxi driver said the place had been rammed 10 pm on the previous Friday.

Went to Rock Garden. Closed Sundays. Went to Bubbles. Closed Sundays. The night before, (Saturday) Bubbles was busy.

Went to Casablanca about 1 am Saturday / Sunday and we were literally the only people there. Big Mike's shut down.

[Neddy69]

FYI, If you didn't know. I am currently in Tanzania and decided to visit Uganda today. My flight was booked through Ethiopian airlines several days ago. Ugandan government now requires that all visitors obtain their vias online prior to their trip. No more flying into Uganda and getting your visa there. An expensive lesson that could have been easily avoided if I had decided to see if there was new entry requirements into Uganda.

I wrote about the mandatory EVisa for Uganda months ago. Not really new. In effect since at least 6 months. They had to copy from Kenya. And exactly. There's loads of direct flights from DAR to EBB on Air Uganda and Air Tanzania 2 relatively new and expanding airlines. And as Amadeuss wrote. 3! PCR Tests to come and go. Good business for the test mafia. And even TZ is getting more restrictive with Visa extensions. I was lucky last year to get a total of three legal extensions. A total of 6 months. Now if you're lucky they give you one month. A total of 4 months. It's a travel minefield out there.

It's getting worse everywhere. I heard from my boots on the ground in Madagascar Visa extension from 2 to 3 months the immigration crooks charge now 200€. Which they pocket of course.

Neddy.