Uganda

[Amadeuss]

Conclusion-east Africa best bodies are in Nairobi but the cost of vacation there is super high relative to other cities in east Africa. So if you want to fulfill some fantasies Nairobi is the blace all other places you get Garbage so better stay at home or go Nosy-Be.
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NosyB is not cheaper than Nairobi in total costs if you go for a week from Europe.

Nairobi flight 500 EU vs Nosy flight 1000 EU.

Nairobi hotel 50 EU vs Nosy hotel 50 EU.

Nairobi fuck 50 EU vs Nosy Fuck 10 EU.

If you have 10 girls within 7 days you come out approximately equal. BUT: the girls in Nosy are more charming and not so hard core working girls.

However. This is the Uganda thread.

[Member #4673]

And that's exactly for me the reason to postpone my trip there on and on.

Those wobbly asses together with cellulite legs are not my game. I prefer the Kenian 10.000 m Highland cellulite legs at any time. Hard to find in Uganda apparently.

Well, in 2019 I was in Kampala Nairobi, Mombasa and Nosy-Be so it goes like that.

Mombasa-Singel Fuked up Mom rounded soft Bodies. Toilet place for quality.

Nairobi-Super models with high Muscle density some slim with hard bodies and hard Ass. 100 m runners easily found everywhere some works in hotels. Plenty on Afro dating. If you can afford both hotel price and girls its crazy place and pure fantasy.

Kampala-The genetics is more curvy more fat percentage unless she is a Rawanda decent. Model type only in Tinder but they ask 100-200 USD. I met 18 years student slim but with soft body.

Nosy-While some slim girls there is rarely or zero Muscle density so for athletic bodies is not the place.

Conclusion-east Africa best bodies are in Nairobi but the cost of vacation there is super high relative to other cities in east Africa. So if you want to fulfill some fantasies Nairobi is the blace all other places you get Garbage so better stay at home or go Nosy-Be.

Here is some comparison Kampala Vs Nairobi Vs Nosy.

[EgyptianLove]

I will be in Entebbe the weekend of 21 March.

Anybody around to grab a beer?

I could come to Kampala as well.

Hopefully till soon!

[Yjryjr]

Making sure so I don't double post. Wrote a report (saved partially on word) but didn't see post. Does it usually require some approval?

[Yjryjr]

This is a draft. Will try and come back another time to edit. How do I "bolden" texts to point something out?

I keep saying I'll write something and don't. So this will get me going.

Went last year so very delayed LOL.

No actual girl reports just something that I hope is slightly helpful.

Brief.

Arrival at airport.

Can get sim there, lady was setting me up till the systems went "down".

Sim card As the airport failed, I got one at Accacia mall and got data with it. If you stay in kampala it think it's a good first spot as a major landmark (pretty close to lots of bars AND ladies in general like to hangout there and some clearly looking to make eye contact / approachable. There is a MTN store on the second floor (bypass the first floor stand). Took 24 hrs to activate so something to keep in mind.

I think costs 80-120 k to kampala? Uber does work from the aiport if I recall correctly.

Getting around -.

Uber / Safe boda works wonderful in Kampala. NON work in Jinja (which prices then sky rocket as you have to actually chat an barter without much reference).

- Uber cars / or flagging a boda down becomes the only real way say post 2 am. Some turn off their apps as they can ask a higher price.

If your place isn't a well known hotel learn Gas stations and direct from there. Every one knows the petrol station names and locations. So example, "petro city X region".

Clubs.

There is a club on top of acacia (all the way to the rooftop where the parking lot it- it looked really nice forgot the name).

Sky lounge, ceilo are across the street.

And a lot of other clubs are a few minutes walk down (the bubbles, h20, wave, bubbles, which you can easily hit all in on bar hop go).

Ladies shorter but much curvier than say Kenyan women on average.

*Semi compiled list a friend sent to me. If anyone can comment if it still applies. New clubs opened up.

Mon. Fame.

Tues. Sky lounge or atmosphere.

Wed. H20.

Thurs. Hideout, wave.

Frid. Illusions, cielo lounge (fanccy), -- all places in general.

Sat- govnour (one of the fancier places).

Sun. Exo lounge, Laporoni (felt like a dress code expected if not a foreigner).

Outside Fri. -sat, club volume depended on the night.

Other clubs / bars I went to Rock Garden, game club (has hookah).

Comments.

Bubbles is #1 for tourists. It's the only place I went to that had as much foreigners (If not more) than ladies. Karookee, bar, pools, food. Depending on night live band. Clearly all the girls there are working but were not aggressive and did not bother you if you shoot head in a nice way no. I have a feeling staff has let them know not to push anything (my guess).

They are all dressed well. . I have a feeling it's the place were they'll ask for high dollar amounts. But you can go chill there meet other visitors and (men, women etc).

Clubs I got the general impression Ugandan locals went for a good time and show off a bit (dressed pretty nice) -- Guvnor, Laporonis, and Ciello (maybe mixing up with sky lounge next to it). Don't go in shorts. Groups with their friends having a good time, laughing, smoking hookah kinda feel. No grossly obvious ladies just standing there waiting for someone to call them over or rubbing on you. Don't get me wrong, they are there looking for business, dressed and smell great but you may approach just an every day girl with her girlfriend too who may like your attention but not going anywhere with you LOL. It wasn't clearly obvious. But man oh man there were some fine women.

 Not a bad place to come with friends and just enjoy.

Clubs where it was just dead obvious only motive there.

Capital pub # can rely on this place on weekdays esp when the other bars are dead. This place starts to active around 11 p / midnight.

If I had to pick one area (kabalgala) you someone would run and snatch your cellphone out of your hand. It would be this placed LOL. Dress regular every day clothing, do not come like you would dress in say Guvnor.

 Located kabalgala.

Feels like the place were the girls that are more less off / poor / don't have something nice to wear are. Wide range of quality but overall 5's -7's. I did on 2 occasions see a solid 8/9's already with guys.

Women ARE aggressive here, will bother you and if you keep shrugging them off will ask you to buy them a beer if you want them gone, think of how you'the handle this situation.

Oddly enough, this turned out to be my fav place. Why? It's the one place were it felt like half of the place at all times were dancing ALL throughout the night.

Place is multi level so can sorta move around. Go over the ledge and just watch the dance floor or join.

Do not insult any lady here (well in general) but if things get dicey just leave. These ladies are street hardened.

2 different fist fights broke out. One between security and a guy. Another between the workign girls and a guy. Actual fists flying. After breaking up (girl who got squared punched the face when it broke out great chin on her went straight back to dancing as security pulled the idiot out.

The door guys may ask for change for a beer. You decide how you want to handle this. I did and saw it as a small price to pay if something happened. This did help me out once in Kenya.

Also lots of girls lined up in the streets. You won't see regular 9's walking around here but man I enjoyed this place LOL.

If you decide you want to spend time here. Spend some time looking into Acacia hotel it's CLOSe and if you rent online it's like 15 $?? Go online book it, check in and have fun in capital. In person price was much higher. They also have a Fairly clean. Short walk couple minutes. But. I don't recommend walking around. Especially there is a narrow alley way leading up to it with NO lights. Bad idea. You're a target. Just take a boda that's 2 minutes. Also annoying gate is locked but someone will open. Very girl friendly (they even have a poster for 'escort services' in there).

Dueces there was a comment that deuces is where to go after capital starts to die down around 4-5 am. It's close if you look at the maps but no direct (needs to boda for a u turn 2 min ride).

Went there each time after capital pub. Overall it is true people rolled in around 5 am /6 am no joke. But a good amount were from capital pub. Some new.

So yea if you feel like clubbing at 7 am. Well you have a place.

Need a place that isn't blasting music with cute ladies that won't bother you until you are ready with a nod. Then rock garden cafe.

Rock garden oddly had a hard time finding this place but not far from center (I refer to acacia as center).

One night had a live band, otherwise, it's a nice bar with pool tables. Very laid back with 7/8's easily (be patient they roll in). You can have a decent meal here. Sit at the open space bar. The ladies may sit around you but won't seem to bother you if you shake head no. Nod your head and they'll come over.

Quickie about Jinja.

 Caf 49 (69?) and The bourbon seemed to be the were good spots.

Keep in mind because the transport apps don't work here. You'll be a the mercy of the drivers who refuse unless you accept the high fees.

I made a mistake and stayed at Cafe49 too long (it more because it was my first night on arrival and decided to go out regardless of how late it was). The trip that cost me ?2 k (already too high) by motorcycle to get there, they demanded 10 k. Only 2 bodas were there (I stayed really late). Both refused to budge and acted outraged when I said 2 k, not even 5 k. Sigh pick your battles you need to get home. If a weekend. Lots of ladies.

I have reached my productivity limit.

Sorry I know no stories and prices included.

[Global00]

Enjoy yourself sir!

Great Report. We have the same taste in women. Uganda will be my next stop when I return to Africa this year.

[Confiable]

Arrived around 10 am. Hand sanitizer given right off the plane. They asked for my yellow fever card that I didn't have with me but showed them my east Africa visa and they let me through. I just told them I misplaced the card which was true. They made someone in front of me go get the shot though. Got through customs and called an Uber. Estimated 95-120 k for ride to Kampala. It's quite a drive so I anticipated the price.

Driving through Entebbe is really nice and scenic. Uganda is lush. The Uber driver told me it looks nice in Entebbe because the president lives there. There are street cleaners and everything on the street. Perfect roads. Kampala is the opposite but still beautifully lush. Small congested beat up roads during the day. Looks like any other developing city I have been to through the world.

Stayed down the street from acacia Mall in an Airbnb. It's behind a bank hidden away. Spacious one bedroom with pool. It's right next door to H20 and walking distance to all the other clubs on the strip.

Tinder, Badoo, Blendr, etc are not as plentiful for me here. I have gotten lucky with thee most curvy women I have ever seen more on her later. But girls are asking high prices online but I talked a couple curvy women down to 100 k a nigjtt but I haven't pulled the trigger on any of them. Alot of quoting in US dollars. But I noticed just meeting girls walking around that alot of girls have these small black phones. So that could be a reason I'm not seeing huge presence on-line like I did in Nairobi.

I went out Wednesday and Thursday night to Bubble's, H20, Wave, Casablanca, Luxe and seepital Pub. I expected more girls in places like Bubbles, H20 And Wave but there like 20-30 ok girls there. Kampala is a dark ass city and the clubs are just as dark. I didn't see any thing stunning in any of the places I went to. Decent looking women though. I didn't ask prices until I went to capital pub.

I really didn't see a huge drop off when I went to Capital Pub. Maybe the girls at the other places were better dressed and maybe a slightly bit younger. But capital pub had 18 year bolf girl to what look like 40 year olds. All types of body types but I was only interested in the most curvy less obese types. I was approached each night by a multitude of girls. Even when I went to order drinks girls were rubbing my balls trying to get my attention. There was about 30-40 girls here each night but the places is spacious so it didn't seem packed.

I had sex with two girls each night. The first was two friends that was a psedo 3 some. They waited for me to finish with the other. I got 3 nuts out of it. I didn't want to go all the way back to my place and I like to try it first before I commit all night. There was a hotel room I used all night for 41 k. I paid them 50 k each for about 3 hours. Thursday I met two other big butt women (one pictured) below and paid 50 k to them as well. There are opportunities I think for cheaper experiences but the ones I talked to for cheaper approached me and weren't there attractive to me. Girls started usually at 150 k and had to be negotiated down. I was satisfied with the price and not having to go back to place and sleep with next to these women LOL.

Back to the most volumptous women I ever seen in real life, came to my apartment after work on Thursday. We went to dinner at a place called Paito I think. Food was decent. She was happy and I enjoyed double DD's and two oversized basketball butt chicks with a small waist for a few hours. So nice. I told her I was planning to meet friends to experience the night life because I heard so much about it. She was cool with going home because she had to work the next day. I told if she wanted we could see each other on Friday. She agreed. And best thing I paid for Uber and food and that's it with her. She didn't ask for any money. Great start to my Uganda trip. More to come hopefully.

Great Report. We have the same taste in women. Uganda will be my next stop when I return to Africa this year.

[XXL]

There's a Frankfurt-Sampa roundtrip on offer $484 in April. TAP prices can be very good (not for Carnival though). Plus there are non-stops to numerous cities in Brazil you can't get to from North America. In no way are cost logistics prohibitive for Europeans (or whatever 'based' means) going to Brazil at least.

Pricing is not everything. TAP to Lisbon and from there to Bissau was only 4 hours or so but excrutiating (no leg room, non-reclinable seats). Never again.

Flying to South America through the US? Having to check out your luggage in transit is not funny.

If you have a bank account in Latin America your money gets converted from Euro into USD, then again into peso or whatever. No such scam if you earn in dollars.

Addis or Douala are a 6-hour flight away from Paris or Brussels. Plenty of non-stop and affordable flights to Thailand.

I wonder at what some mongers from North America are prepared to put up with to fly to Africa (or to SEA).

[Golds]

4 nights Uganda? Are you kidding? Flying time 16 hours, am I correct? In the US are enough black girls I presume to fulfill 4 nights. Why in the hell should you do this? Even a week is too short.

Africa is not a walk in the park, also for 4 nights you need to take your malaria medications with his possible side effects etc.

[Golfinho]

If your base is Europe and the eurozone, the logistics of flights and banking is not so good when it comes to South America.

There's a Frankfurt-Sampa roundtrip on offer $484 in April. TAP prices can be very good (not for Carnival though). Plus there are non-stops to numerous cities in Brazil you can't get to from North America. In no way are cost logistics prohibitive for Europeans (or whatever 'based' means) going to Brazil at least.

[XXL]

...Colombia to me is the best bargain for sex in the world. It's more modern than Uganda. More modern than DR. Gorgeous faced women with surgerical enhanced bodies. You can find natural big booties but it's rare than Uganda or the DR for that matter. If you don't mind ehanced bodies, I would say go there over all them. Also, if you can get to Brazil, you will find more natural big asses and beautiful faces and small waist. You might like it as much as SA and it's a bit easier to get to.

If I were based in the US, with the likes of Colombia, Brazil and the DR at my doorstep, I wouldn't bother much with Africa or anywhere else. If your base is Europe and the eurozone, the logistics of flights and banking is not so good when it comes to South America.

[Zakmo]

If you are on the US east coast and have 4 days DR and Colombia would save your more play time. Getting to Africa is day in itself and to me only makes sense if you have more time. DR girls are more natural than Colombia. More natural big asses and you also get big natural breast there. Are they in general more thick than girls in SA? No. But there are a few. But it's not like SA. Colombia to me is the best bargain for sex in the world. It's more modern than Uganda. More modern than DR. Gorgeous faced women with surgerical enhanced bodies. You can find natural big booties but it's rare than Uganda or the DR for that matter. If you don't mind ehanced bodies, I would say go there over all them. Also, if you can get to Brazil, you will find more natural big asses and beautiful faces and small waist. You might like it as much as SA and it's a bit easier to get to.

Thanks for the advice.

I should have stressed, I only like natural women. I know Colombian and Brazilian women are known for getting enhanced bodies, but more so Colombian women.

I thought of Brazil as well, but with 4-nights (not factoring in travel time) I don't think I'd get my money's worth. Brazil at least 6-7 nights for me.

From what you're saying DR might be the best bet then. I am still very intrigued with Kampala, as it seems the women in Kampala are thicker than DR. Below what you'd find in SA, but above DR and Colombia.

DR is an easy trip that can be done during a 3-day weekend here in the US. Kampala less so.

[Global00]

If you are on the US east coast and have 4 days DR and Colombia would save your more play time. Getting to Africa is day in itself and to me only makes sense if you have more time. DR girls are more natural than Colombia. More natural big asses and you also get big natural breast there. Are they in general more thick than girls in SA? No. But there are a few. But it's not like SA. Colombia to me is the best bargain for sex in the world. It's more modern than Uganda. More modern than DR. Gorgeous faced women with surgerical enhanced bodies. You can find natural big booties but it's rare than Uganda or the DR for that matter. If you don't mind ehanced bodies, I would say go there over all them. Also, if you can get to Brazil, you will find more natural big asses and beautiful faces and small waist. You might like it as much as SA and it's a bit easier to get to.

I been all this places and its same like compare oranges, pineapples and bananas. Colombian and DR womens are far better looking as ugandians, also infostructure is better here. I don't like big booty womens but you can find them at Colombia and DR also. Colombia don't have many black girls, so if you are into black better go DR or uganda.

[Pokeris]

I'm in the early stages of planning a 4-night quick trip in Mid-April. As my posts have suggested, I skew towards big booty women and countries that have that in abundance.

My natural inclination is to return to SA, but I'the rather go to SA for at least 10 days as there's a lot of exploration I'the like to do across the various cities both big and small. SA will require more planning and resources as I'the like to ensure my visit is grand and I check all the required boxes.

Also, being that I'm on the US East Coast, there are also considerations concerning travel time, but I can be flexible.

Right now, my big options are Colombia, DR and Uganda.

Colombia has a well-worn path, but I'the like to combine that with another Latin / Central American country (Brazil or Panama).

DR is also well documented but from what I've read the are some threats to the previous scene due to a new mayor looking to clean up the street action.

Finally, there's Uganda, which seems to be getting a bit of name for itself. I've been to Nairobi so I have a general understanding of what I can expect in Kampala.

Right now, I'm leaning more to Kampala based on the reasons above.

Was wondering if anyone has been to Colombia, DR and Uganda and can offer insights on how the places compare.

I been all this places and its same like compare oranges, pineapples and bananas. Colombian and DR womens are far better looking as ugandians, also infostructure is better here. I don't like big booty womens but you can find them at Colombia and DR also. Colombia don't have many black girls, so if you are into black better go DR or uganda.

[Zakmo]

I'm in the early stages of planning a 4-night quick trip in Mid-April. As my posts have suggested, I skew towards big booty women and countries that have that in abundance.

My natural inclination is to return to SA, but I'the rather go to SA for at least 10 days as there's a lot of exploration I'the like to do across the various cities both big and small. SA will require more planning and resources as I'the like to ensure my visit is grand and I check all the required boxes.

Also, being that I'm on the US East Coast, there are also considerations concerning travel time, but I can be flexible.

Right now, my big options are Colombia, DR and Uganda.

Colombia has a well-worn path, but I'the like to combine that with another Latin / Central American country (Brazil or Panama).

DR is also well documented but from what I've read the are some threats to the previous scene due to a new mayor looking to clean up the street action.

Finally, there's Uganda, which seems to be getting a bit of name for itself. I've been to Nairobi so I have a general understanding of what I can expect in Kampala.

Right now, I'm leaning more to Kampala based on the reasons above.

Was wondering if anyone has been to Colombia, DR and Uganda and can offer insights on how the places compare.