Uganda

[MastermindF]

Hello, everyone.

I am planning my first trip to Uganda (Kampala) and I have a question. Yes, I read the old posts but I didn't find anything related to my question.

I smoked for 30 years but switched to e-cigarettes 7 years ago. That's probably why I'm still alive.

I read that e-cigarettes are banned in Uganda. But you can obviously buy them. There are shops, even with their own website (www.vapeking256.com) in Kampala. What's right now?

E-cigarettes are also banned in Thailand. There I vape in the hotel, in the car or when I'm alone. In a bar I then temporarily switch to tobacco. Is this procedure also recommended for Kampala?

Is it generally allowed to smoke (tobacco) in bars or clubs? I've read that Ugandans are a bit strict about this.

Maybe someone can help me with information. Thanks in advance.

I was planning to go to Kampala too. When I was searching where to do my yellow fever vaccination in France the laboratory told me that Ebola virus was back in Kampala and other cities. I checked on the government website if it is right and it seems that it is. For this year I cancelled my trip to Uganda.

[MadDin19]

Hello, everyone.

I am planning my first trip to Uganda (Kampala) and I have a question. Yes, I read the old posts but I didn't find anything related to my question.

I smoked for 30 years but switched to e-cigarettes 7 years ago. That's probably why I'm still alive.

I read that e-cigarettes are banned in Uganda. But you can obviously buy them. There are shops, even with their own website (www.vapeking256.com) in Kampala. What's right now?

E-cigarettes are also banned in Thailand. There I vape in the hotel, in the car or when I'm alone. In a bar I then temporarily switch to tobacco. Is this procedure also recommended for Kampala?

Is it generally allowed to smoke (tobacco) in bars or clubs? I've read that Ugandans are a bit strict about this.

Maybe someone can help me with information. Thanks in advance.

[Incrociatore]

Hello guys,

I have never been to Uganda yet but I'm considering to get there (or Ethiopia). I haven't seen many information about that here, so here's the question:

What's a chance to get good rimming in Uganda? If not much, than I would choose Tanzania instead, where 80% girls were doing it (and they do decent).

I would say very very low chances. They don't even do anal.

[Klklklll]

Hello guys,

I have never been to Uganda yet but I'm considering to get there (or Ethiopia). I haven't seen many information about that here, so here's the question:

What's a chance to get good rimming in Uganda? If not much, than I would choose Tanzania instead, where 80% girls were doing it (and they do decent).

[MastermindF]

Thanks a lot for your useful report.

Do you have any recommendation for a guest friendly hotel or Airbnb?

First of all thanks for all the information prior to my trip!

There's no longer a 90 day visa extension, it's 60 days. So 90+60 = 150 days maximum stay in Uganda.

My biggest fear was malaria. I use a net but am being stung by many mozzies every night. My trip has gone by without any sickness. Haven't used malaria pills.

5 k at any pharmacy for 30 day anticonception pills Mycrogynon FE.

5 k at any pharmacy for morning aftel pills brand Back-Up or Lydia.

100-200 k for abortion pills at the clinic (Marie Stopes is the best clinic).

50 k for ST is basic, prom queens go for 60 k. Most I payed was 80 k but she looked like that. All night works the same 150-200 k. ST is 2 rounds in max 2 hours but many girls will leave after 1 pop. BB is actually called Live Sex here.

Capital between 1 am and 2 am. Top Pub is fine starting at 9 pm. Rock Garden was closed, not much to do at Bubbles. Monalisa The Boss (former Wallet Pub) has girls on late Monday nights. Eden Service Park in Bwaise should be good too (rooms for 20 k), there's a brothel in front.

Badoo and Tinder for dating. Same prices as mentioned. Many girls will ask 150 k for ST or more, please don't give in.

[Explorer8939]

For me Kampala was the easiest and cheapest sex I ever had, and overall the quality was really good.

This is the money quote.

For reference, 100,000 Uganda is $26.

[OJeito]

First off, welcome to the forum and big Thanks porkjoint63 for your wonderful first and second posts and overall contribution to the forum. It's quite obvious that you have your finger on the clitoral pulse of this beautiful country's epic nightlife and other naughty boy venues alike. With this fabulous info, you will help many mongers navigate the tasty fruits of what Uganda is currently offering. You're are a instant legend my friend! Keep up the good work on your detailed intel reports. The value of your posts is definitely much appreciated by all of us.

[TailPipe]

If I ever do visit Kampala I'll certainly keep the report below close to me. How did you find all these places?

[PorkJoint63]

Post Corona ruins with so many bars closed. My vacation had a bad start, I hope this will help.

If you're on a blast looking for some daytime / early evening options, here you go. Want to go Live, guaranteed. Otherwise I recommend just going to Capital Pub and use Badoo / Tinder. Depending on what you want and how pretty the girl prices for ST are between 5 k and 60 k. It's common to offer 10 k on top of the price she quoted to have Live sex.

These are hardcore prostitutes who often live, sleep and work in these brothels. Popular girls may have up to 10 customers a day. They won't have sex with you all night for free while they know guys are waiting. Capital and Badoo / Tinder generally offer more time / rounds and better service.

Price without condom:

-Girls with a pretty face and perfect tits 60 k for ST / 200 k LT.

-Girls with a pretty face and imperfect bodies are 10 k cheaper / 150 k LT.

-Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the other 95% of brothel girls might charge less.

After 4 months 150 k Tinder girls still refuse my 60 k offer. This is not Tinder, don't pay more than 60 k for one round of Live sex.

Many of these rooms are very to pitch dark and there's no running water. Some rooms didn't even have a washing tub with a canister of water. I recommend you take a backpack with a towel and some water. Also a battery lamp:

-Kamisafe KM-7603 D Rechargeable LED Lamp (lights the room up bright as day, hang it on the wall) 30 k on Market st next to Old Taxi Park or look for it on jiji. Ug.

-Put your wallet and pants in a backpack during the deed. Maybe hang your pants on a nail on the wall.

You can easily reach these areas with the white and blue minibus (matatus) going from Kampala Old Taxi Park. Kabalagala 1. 5 k and even as far as Mukono (22 km) for just 4 k. Buy 50 bills of 1 k to avoid minibus and bodaguy problems, nobody has change in this town. On Burton Street (east side of Old Taxi Park) there's street vendors selling change, these are genuine bills.

This is an up to date list, everything exists and is opened right now. 3 to 4 pm is generally a good time to go.

Nakasero:

-William Street is full of girls after 9 pm. Rooms are 10 k.

-Walking into Musajja Alumbwa Rd from Rubaga Rd there's 3 brothels. On the right corner on Rubage Rd is another one and 2 more down to the left on Rubaga Rd (Across the road from Rubis Service Station). These are Rwandan girls starting at 7/8 pm but during the day there's some as well. It's a 1 k walk from William Street, just follow Luwum St to Namirembe Rd and you'll end up on Rubaga Rd. About 20 girls, better looking than William St.

-Hannyz Pub has strip shows on Monday and Friday nights (no hookers). This pub is located on Matia Mulumba Rd (0°18'50.1"and 32°34'10.3"E). Google Maps shows the wrong location. I think the entrance fee was 10 k and 50 k for vip. It's near those Rwandan girls on Rubaga Rd.

Kabalagala:

-On the Right next to Makalays, it's a 300 m walk from Capital Pub, around the corner on Ggaba Rd. Maybe 5 girls. It's a small courtyard with rooms around it (0°17'52.9"and 32°36'07.1"E).

-Next Capital Forex Bureau. It's a 150 m walk east of Capital Pub. Maybe 10 girls.

-Capital Pub, best time to go 1 am.

Bwaise / Kawempe:

-On the left corner of the street across from Eden Service Park. Up to 20 girls. They have their own rooms, Eden Service Park has rooms for 20 k as well.

-Another brothel called "Big Brother". 100 m south of Rubis Kawempe / Kawempe Ttula Rd on Bombo Rd. The brothels are on the 3rd and 4th floor of the big dark flat, entrance on the right next to Opportunity Bank. Rooms are 10 k. Up to 20 girls. 0°22'46.2"and 32°33'27.0"E.

Wandegeya / Makarere:

-Brothel called "Big Brother Sisters Inn" in a flat called Allosius Complex. It's on the third floor, 1 k entrance fee. It's on Gayaza-Kampala Rd, on the corner with Mawanda Rd. Next to a Shell, above "Kan General Hardware". Maybe 10 girls. Just walk up the stairs to the right of the building and enter the flat. 0°20'50.9"and 32°34'16.5"E.

Nateete:

-New Best Hotel. Sauna and Bar. Sweaty black men in Towels. Entrance sais free girls. Big healthy black woman. Sort of up market place.

Kasangati:

-Texas Brothel. On a dirt road near Equity Bank, Kasangati Branch (Gayaza Rd). Maybe 5 girls.

Kira / Buwate:

-Brothel halfway on Buwate Rd. It's a dirt road leading north from Good Choice Super Market Najjera on Mbogo Rd towards Kira. Big bar with up to 20 rooms in the back. Maybe 10 girls.

Acacia Mall:

-Suspicious ladies present at KFC as was also posted by another member in 2020. Still there.

Kireka:

-There's brothels behind the Shell, in the alley next to Mwebale Supermarket.

Maybe 6 girls.

Nakulabye:

-Best Inn about 1. 7 km north of Newlife. Just follow Hoima Rd into Kawaala Rd, after about 800 m past Glory Medical Center in front of Glory of Christ Church. Bodaguys will know it. 20 k for the room. Past 7 pm.

-Hoima Rd. East directly next to Newlife bar is a corridor with 5 girls lined up, the bar next door has another corridor with 5 girls. They're standing outside past 7 pm.

-150-200 m further up North-West on Hoima Rd are two more brothels called Pearl Guesthouse and Best Inn (not to be confused with the Best Inn on Kawaala Rd).

Makindye Military Baracks:

-Daydo Wander's Inn is closed but 200 m into Namasole Rd from Mobutu Rd there's some girls waiting around 9 pm.

Kabusu:

-From MM pub north towards Monalisa 2 The Boss there's often girls on irregular times between 9 pm - 1 am. It's Kabusu Rd.

-Monalisa 2 The Boss has hookers on Monday nights 1 am.

Mukono:

-Some small brothels near St Paul Church, maybe 200 m east down the road. 2-3 girls each.

[PorkJoint63]

And they are right, considering 250 grams of shampoo is 30 k.

Actually shampoo is pretty cheap! If you want quality shampoo like Head & Shoulders / L'Oréal the brand Sionse is fine, no need to spend more. Something cheaper like Wandaz is less thick, less comfortable but still fine if you don't care.

Carrefour:

Sionse 700 ML 14 k.

Wandaz 500 ML 3100 sh.

Those dingy local supermarkets can be pretty expensive, they often lack in decent cheap brands and add 1 k on top of many products. Carrefour is best value for your money. Almost, fruit and vegetables are cheaper on the street.

For example:

Cola or Fanta 2 l is 1 k more expensive.

500 ML milk is an expensive brand 2300 sh instead of 900 sh.

20 l of Rwenzori water goes for 13 k instead of 11 k.

Some more prices at Carrefour:

A kilo of quality pork, beef or chicken goes for roughly 20 k per kilo.

Riham Creamy Biscuits 100 gr just 1 k.

Sums Potato Chips 100 gr 3 k.

Cadbury Bourn Dark Chocolate 80 gr 6. 9 k.

Newman's Peanuts 350 gr 4. 9 k.

Breakfast Oats, different brands starting at about 10 k per 500 gr.

Blueband butter 500 gr 7. 9 k.

Not Tonight Honey 500 gr 10.3 k.

A Wining Star Induction Electric Cooking plate is 150 k on Market st or check jiji. Ug second hand internet website. Bloody cook some soup yourself, you can get by for 20 k a day easily.

Some more prices from the pharmacy:

"Zydus Cadila" Penegra (Sildenafil) 100 MG 2 k per tablet.

"Zydus Cadila" Penegra (Sildenafil) 50 MG 1. 5 k per tablet.

"Bristol" Penegra (Sildenafil) 25 MG 2. 6 k per tablet.

KLY lubricating jelly tube of 82 g at 9. 5 k, First Pharmacy Wandegeya.

Morning after pill Back-up or Lydia. 5 k.

Anticonception pills Mycrogynon FE 28 day cycle 5 k.

3 pack of Anticonception pills Mycrogynon FE 28 day cycle (3 strips, so 3 months of pills) 6 k.

[Incrociatore]

Raw sex is called indeed live sex, with the v.

As stated in my report, I generally paid 60 k for the night, usually 3 shots (2 at evening / night and one in the morning), 50 k + 10 k for the transport, and 30 k + 10 k for short term, one / two shots. But not all the girls are willing to accept. Some ask 80 k, some 100 k. It's little money, they say. And they are right, considering 250 grams of shampoo is 30 k.

I didn't agree the price with one, who then asked me 150 k upfront once at my place. I sent her home, without even paying her transport. She wasn't staying for 60 k. So it really depends. It is still possible to fuck LT for 60 k with very attractive girls, but it is fair to say most won't do.

Some say no, but if you are firm and don't offer them more, after a few days they will eventually accept. Some they won't even consider. One girl I met at Cafe Javas asked me 500 k per hour. If she can afford a 50 k meal, then she doesn't do LT for 60 k. What she asked was indeed crazy, but some pay so much, even between the locals.

However, if you hunt on the street, you can definitely find good options for a few bucks.

I was surprised that most offered bare / raw without any additional charge. Some asked to get tested before, but I would say raw was always on the menu. This doesn't happen so easily elsewhere. I can't speak for Asia, where I haven't been, but in Colombia is rare, Brazil and Cuba as well. For me Kampala was the easiest and cheapest sex I ever had, and overall the quality was really good.

[PorkJoint6]

If all first time posters would provide information like that. Some Africa subforums would be a different place. You obviously RTFF instead asking 100 dumb questions. Substance. Although prices for LT sound way too high to me. Never paid more for SW 30 K. LT 50 k. And Capital was swinging from 9 pm. 1 am sounds very late.

Distinction.

Mwalimu.

I haven't been to Capital earlier than 12 am. You're right there's girls already there but the prom queens don't arrive till 1 am. It's Corona, nobody in the bars are wearing mouthpieces but things in Kampala have drastically changed. 7 years back I picked up girls in Capital at 11 pm. Lot's of places are closed: De Posh, Punchline, Rock Catalina, Koko, Cayenne, Dancer's Club, Newlife, Elliot. All permanently closed. Some places seem they might reopen: Game Club, Valhalla and Rock Garden. Right now they're closed.

You can access the service in William Street and Muyenga Road (Kabalagala) starting at 5 k. In Bwaise girls offer sex starting at 1 k per minute. That doesn't mean one hour of live sex with the prom queen isn't 60 k. I'm not sure of the spelling "life" "live" sex. It sounds like a "v". It depends on the girl.

There's 3 brothels in Kabalagala. One next to Makalays on Ggaba Rd. One next to Capital Forex Bureau on Muyenga Rd (150 m from Capital Pub). They're open during daytime. I didn't have my pick but I think many will.

There's supposed to be these student brothels that opened during Corono, newspaper articles. One should be in Kireka, another one called Texas in Kasangati. I went to Kireka, found 4 brothels in alleys but didn't have my pick. These articles might give the wrong impression, not sure. Still going to check Kasangati. If you take the minibus at Kampala Old Taxi Park (Nakasero) you pay only 2 k to Kireka and 2 k back.

Went to Auto Spa Munyonyo, arrived at 9 pm, parents with kids there. No girls. Some dark alley with girls lined up 500 m further on Ggaba Rd, didn't have my pick. If you take the minibus at Kampala Old Taxi Park (Nakasero) you pay only 2 k to Munyonyo and 2 k back.

So far Bwaise seems best for brothels but I've got a long list to do. Be careful with your wallet. Nobody will violently rob you but they might take cash from your wallet during the deed. Keep your pants in sight, take a rucksack and put your stuff in it. Or take them home to your hotel, clean it up, put everything in your bags. I she's nice and you trust her you can unpack for all night.

If you want to wear a condom Badoo and Tinder are endless. I had better service on dating apps than in any of the bars though they had exceptional girls too, 7 years back was better. Pattaya (Thailand) has a reported 27,000 prostitutes but I'm having more fun / better service here.

[Neddy69]

First of all thanks for all the information prior to my trip!

There's no longer a 90 day visa extension, it's 60 days. So 90+60 = 150 days maximum stay in Uganda.

My biggest fear was malaria. I use a net but am being stung by many mozzies every night. My trip has gone by without any sickness. Haven't used malaria pills.

5 k at any pharmacy for 30 day anticonception pills Mycrogynon FE.

5 k at any pharmacy for morning aftel pills brand Back-Up or Lydia.

100-200 k for abortion pills at the clinic (Marie Stopes is the best clinic).

50 k for ST is basic, prom queens go for 60 k. Most I payed was 80 k but she looked like that. All night works the same 150-200 k. ST is 2 rounds in max 2 hours but many girls will leave after 1 pop. BB is actually called Live Sex here.

Capital between 1 am and 2 am. Top Pub is fine starting at 9 pm. Rock Garden was closed, not much to do at Bubbles. Monalisa The Boss (former Wallet Pub) has girls on late Monday nights. Eden Service Park in Bwaise should be good too (rooms for 20 k), there's a brothel in front.

Badoo and Tinder for dating. Same prices as mentioned. Many girls will ask 150 k for ST or more, please don't give in.

If all first time posters would provide information like that. Some Africa subforums would be a different place. You obviously RTFF instead asking 100 dumb questions. Substance. Although prices for LT sound way too high to me. Never paid more for SW 30 K. LT 50 k. And Capital was swinging from 9 pm. 1 am sounds very late.

Distinction.

Mwalimu.

[PorkJoint6]

First of all thanks for all the information prior to my trip!

There's no longer a 90 day visa extension, it's 60 days. So 90+60 = 150 days maximum stay in Uganda.

My biggest fear was malaria. I use a net but am being stung by many mozzies every night. My trip has gone by without any sickness. Haven't used malaria pills.

5 k at any pharmacy for 30 day anticonception pills Mycrogynon FE.

5 k at any pharmacy for morning aftel pills brand Back-Up or Lydia.

100-200 k for abortion pills at the clinic (Marie Stopes is the best clinic).

50 k for ST is basic, prom queens go for 60 k. Most I payed was 80 k but she looked like that. All night works the same 150-200 k. ST is 2 rounds in max 2 hours but many girls will leave after 1 pop. BB is actually called Live Sex here.

Capital between 1 am and 2 am. Top Pub is fine starting at 9 pm. Rock Garden was closed, not much to do at Bubbles. Monalisa The Boss (former Wallet Pub) has girls on late Monday nights. Eden Service Park in Bwaise should be good too (rooms for 20 k), there's a brothel in front.

Badoo and Tinder for dating. Same prices as mentioned. Many girls will ask 150 k for ST or more, please don't give in.

I'm only just starting to get into brothels, found the girl of my dreams. Went to Bwaise and started asking boda drivers, found 3 brothels. Don't stick to one driver just ask the next. Reading erotic-africa.com there should be several brothels with students in town, I'm just getting started. 60 k for an hour of live sex will do (incl 10 k for the room). This is a good option for daytime, dear guide they're not all red eyed, ugly and fat. Every neighbourhood probably has at least one, just go there and ask the boda driver. I had worse accomodation in Chiang Mai and Phnom Penh but no running water, you can take them to your hotel.

Every hood has a "corner" with girls on the street but I didn't see any I liked.

Up to 10 pm I ride the mini bus. Rides vary from 1-3 k, most go to Old Taxi Park.

I felt safe anywhere in Kampala even late at night, just stay on the asphalt. Only people on the street are boda drivers who you pay about 1 k per km. 8 k up to 12 km. I don't use a boda app, just wave down any guy on a motorbike.

For your 60 day visa extension (free) they ask hotel receipts. I'm not sure if they accept appartment rents? Renting an appartment and buying furniture is more expensive than striking a deal with a hotel. I got a decent hotel with 20 Mbs internet for under $300 a month which was less than half of the daily rate.

I had lots of street food. 1 k for a slice of watermellon, 1 k for a quarter of pineapple. 2 k for a Rolex (pancake with egg and veggies). 20 k for a whole grilled chicken or 5 k for a leg (Muyenga Rd (Capital Pub) is recommended for this! 10 k for a chicken leg with fries. I never got sick. If you visit the dentist only accept the owner.

Cheers!

[CoolDuke007]

Hello brother monger, you won't get in any trouble for speaking to a girl. Just avoid girls with short hair that look young, because they are students and they are most likely under age. Public schools in Uganda require the kids, both male and female, to keep their hair short. A girl with long hair is, most likely, at least 18. Approaching girls on the street in Uganda can be challenging because they do not stop. You need to chase them in some cases and walk side by side to speak. So if it's not your thing, just use Tinder or go in clubs where girls are more inclined.

At Incrociatore Brother, highly appreciate your inputs and Thank you for the same.

Cheers!

CD.