Uganda

[PorkJoint6]

First of all thanks for all the information prior to my trip!

There's no longer a 90 day visa extension, it's 60 days. So 90+60 = 150 days maximum stay in Uganda.

My biggest fear was malaria. I use a net but am being stung by many mozzies every night. My trip has gone by without any sickness. Haven't used malaria pills.

5 k at any pharmacy for 30 day anticonception pills Mycrogynon FE.

5 k at any pharmacy for morning aftel pills brand Back-Up or Lydia.

100-200 k for abortion pills at the clinic (Marie Stopes is the best clinic).

50 k for ST is basic, prom queens go for 60 k. Most I payed was 80 k but she looked like that. All night works the same 150-200 k. ST is 2 rounds in max 2 hours but many girls will leave after 1 pop. BB is actually called Live Sex here.

Capital between 1 am and 2 am. Top Pub is fine starting at 9 pm. Rock Garden was closed, not much to do at Bubbles. Monalisa The Boss (former Wallet Pub) has girls on late Monday nights. Eden Service Park in Bwaise should be good too (rooms for 20 k), there's a brothel in front.

Badoo and Tinder for dating. Same prices as mentioned. Many girls will ask 150 k for ST or more, please don't give in.

I'm only just starting to get into brothels, found the girl of my dreams. Went to Bwaise and started asking boda drivers, found 3 brothels. Don't stick to one driver just ask the next. Reading erotic-africa.com there should be several brothels with students in town, I'm just getting started. 60 k for an hour of live sex will do (incl 10 k for the room). This is a good option for daytime, dear guide they're not all red eyed, ugly and fat. Every neighbourhood probably has at least one, just go there and ask the boda driver. I had worse accomodation in Chiang Mai and Phnom Penh but no running water, you can take them to your hotel.

Every hood has a "corner" with girls on the street but I didn't see any I liked.

Up to 10 pm I ride the mini bus. Rides vary from 1-3 k, most go to Old Taxi Park.

I felt safe anywhere in Kampala even late at night, just stay on the asphalt. Only people on the street are boda drivers who you pay about 1 k per km. 8 k up to 12 km. I don't use a boda app, just wave down any guy on a motorbike.

For your 60 day visa extension (free) they ask hotel receipts. I'm not sure if they accept appartment rents? Renting an appartment and buying furniture is more expensive than striking a deal with a hotel. I got a decent hotel with 20 Mbs internet for under $300 a month which was less than half of the daily rate.

I had lots of street food. 1 k for a slice of watermellon, 1 k for a quarter of pineapple. 2 k for a Rolex (pancake with egg and veggies). 20 k for a whole grilled chicken or 5 k for a leg (Muyenga Rd (Capital Pub) is recommended for this! 10 k for a chicken leg with fries. I never got sick. If you visit the dentist only accept the owner.

Cheers!

[CoolDuke007]

Hello brother monger, you won't get in any trouble for speaking to a girl. Just avoid girls with short hair that look young, because they are students and they are most likely under age. Public schools in Uganda require the kids, both male and female, to keep their hair short. A girl with long hair is, most likely, at least 18. Approaching girls on the street in Uganda can be challenging because they do not stop. You need to chase them in some cases and walk side by side to speak. So if it's not your thing, just use Tinder or go in clubs where girls are more inclined.

At Incrociatore Brother, highly appreciate your inputs and Thank you for the same.

Cheers!

CD.

[Incrociatore]

Hello Brothers!

I am from India and I recently visited Uganda and stayed in Kampala. Did read some reports here and also have heard that it is fairly easy to score a girl. However, I didn't have the guts to ask any random girl for the fear of finding myself in any troubles with the law. The place I stayed in had a very nice looking female staff. I wanted to tip her and take her but like I already mentioned I just couldn't do it. I will be visiting Uganda again in a month or two for some work.

Can any brother here give me a tip on how to crack a deal without getting caught in legal battles or some way to know for sure that the girl will be interested in providing some paid company?.

Hello brother monger, you won't get in any trouble for speaking to a girl. Just avoid girls with short hair that look young, because they are students and they are most likely under age. Public schools in Uganda require the kids, both male and female, to keep their hair short. A girl with long hair is, most likely, at least 18. Approaching girls on the street in Uganda can be challenging because they do not stop. You need to chase them in some cases and walk side by side to speak. So if it's not your thing, just use Tinder or go in clubs where girls are more inclined.

[CoolDuke007]

What is this legal stuff that you are worried about? Police will not care if you take girl to the hotel, as long as she is in legal age.

In your hotel, ask what is their visitor policy, can you bring your local girl friend to visit you for a short while or for night? Then you know if hotel accepts. It is better to call them before the trip and ask these questions, then change hotel if they don't accept visitors.

If that girl that you are interested is from your own hotel, probably she is too worried to come to your room, she may lose her job. So you need to find some short time hotel to visit with her, if you get so far.

You can ask receptionist or that girl that you are interested, if she want to go to have a drink with you, or lunch / dinner. That idea was also good, ask her as a guide to show city. Just ask, you will be sorry later if you did not ask, like you are now. If she is very pretty she is used that customers are asking her out, so she may reject, hopefully politely.

I am specialist of trying to get waitresses and receptionist, and then wasting lot of money and time for the effort, and then not getting any sex. If they agree to go to lunch then it is most expensive restaurant that they want to go, and they bring girl friend also. Easier and cheaper just to have working girls.

If she's 18, you won't have legal problems.

Ask her to introduce you to one of her friends. When she asks what you seek, say you want someone like her and she will suggests herself. You always pay in Africa, even to live in girlfriends. Its how they expect you to show them "love". The problem with hotel workers, she will be vengeful when she finds out you took another.

At Slowalk & at Leblon brothers, Thank you for the insights and tips and tricks. Will definitely keep it in mind the next time I am in Uganda.

Much appreciated!

Cheers,

CD.

[Slowalk]

Hello Brothers!
Can any brother here give me a tip on how to crack a deal without getting caught in legal battles or some way to know for sure that the girl will be interested in providing some paid company?
CD.

If she's 18, you won't have legal problems.

Ask her to introduce you to one of her friends. When she asks what you seek, say you want someone like her and she will suggests herself. You always pay in Africa, even to live in girlfriends. Its how they expect you to show them "love". The problem with hotel workers, she will be vengeful when she finds out you took another.

[CoolDuke007]

Did you stay at Speke Hotel? There's no worry about legal shit. Just look into girls' eye, tell her you are too pretty to be a receptionist, work here, or whatever she is doing and ask would like to join me for dinner or would you show me your beautiful city? (This is just my style and so far it has worked in Tanzania, Kenya and Uganda).

I stayed at Humura Resorts in Kitante. Its a nice cosy place away from the noise and busy streets.

Thank you for the tip. Will definitely keep it in mind.

[Leblon]

Hello Brothers!

I am from India and I recently visited Uganda and stayed in Kampala. Did read some reports here and also have heard that it is fairly easy to score a girl. However, I didn't have the guts to ask any random girl for the fear of finding myself in any troubles with the law. The place I stayed in had a very nice looking female staff. I wanted to tip her and take her but like I already mentioned I just couldn't do it. I will be visiting Uganda again in a month or two for some work.

Can any brother here give me a tip on how to crack a deal without getting caught in legal battles or some way to know for sure that the girl will be interested in providing some paid company?

Thanks in advance.

Regards,

CD.

What is this legal stuff that you are worried about? Police will not care if you take girl to the hotel, as long as she is in legal age.

In your hotel, ask what is their visitor policy, can you bring your local girl friend to visit you for a short while or for night? Then you know if hotel accepts. It is better to call them before the trip and ask these questions, then change hotel if they don't accept visitors.

If that girl that you are interested is from your own hotel, probably she is too worried to come to your room, she may lose her job. So you need to find some short time hotel to visit with her, if you get so far.

You can ask receptionist or that girl that you are interested, if she want to go to have a drink with you, or lunch / dinner. That idea was also good, ask her as a guide to show city. Just ask, you will be sorry later if you did not ask, like you are now. If she is very pretty she is used that customers are asking her out, so she may reject, hopefully politely.

I am specialist of trying to get waitresses and receptionist, and then wasting lot of money and time for the effort, and then not getting any sex. If they agree to go to lunch then it is most expensive restaurant that they want to go, and they bring girl friend also. Easier and cheaper just to have working girls.

[MysteryOcean]

Hello Brothers!

I am from India and I recently visited Uganda and stayed in Kampala. Did read some reports here and also have heard that it is fairly easy to score a girl. However, I didn't have the guts to ask any random girl for the fear of finding myself in any troubles with the law. The place I stayed in had a very nice looking female staff. I wanted to tip her and take her but like I already mentioned I just couldn't do it. I will be visiting Uganda again in a month or two for some work.

Can any brother here give me a tip on how to crack a deal without getting caught in legal battles or some way to know for sure that the girl will be interested in providing some paid company?.

Did you stay at Speke Hotel? There's no worry about legal shit. Just look into girls' eye, tell her you are too pretty to be a receptionist, work here, or whatever she is doing and ask would like to join me for dinner or would you show me your beautiful city? (This is just my style and so far it has worked in Tanzania, Kenya and Uganda).

[CoolDuke007]

Hello Brothers!

I am from India and I recently visited Uganda and stayed in Kampala. Did read some reports here and also have heard that it is fairly easy to score a girl. However, I didn't have the guts to ask any random girl for the fear of finding myself in any troubles with the law. The place I stayed in had a very nice looking female staff. I wanted to tip her and take her but like I already mentioned I just couldn't do it. I will be visiting Uganda again in a month or two for some work.

Can any brother here give me a tip on how to crack a deal without getting caught in legal battles or some way to know for sure that the girl will be interested in providing some paid company?

Thanks in advance.

Regards,

CD.

[Albert9989]

Next time I will do it. Indeed the permit for a local is much cheaper, you still have to provide for the girl, but it's not going to cost you as much it would cost your wife, just to say. Yeah, I'm fit, so the trekking is not a problem, but the pussy took priority and I regret I couldn't fuck all the girls I wanted. After my exhausted trip in Costa Rica, where I moved a lot, I wanted relax and fuck all day long. But I will return one day and I'll do the Gorillas. Good tip the Masai Mara, I take note. These Safari are crazy expensive, how much did you pay for the Masai Mara and how much for the Gorilla, including the accommodation?

Visit permit in Rwanda is about 1200 euros but if you go from Uganda, just after the Rwandan border the permit is only 600 euros, at least it was in 2019.

So far better to go from Uganda.

And fully agreed with leblon with all what he said.

In Masai Mara I am used to go every year through a french company with excellent service and guides, it costs about 2000 euros all included except travel to Nairobi, 4 x4 cars with 4 people only inside. MP for more info.

[Leblon]

Next time I will do it. Indeed the permit for a local is much cheaper, you still have to provide for the girl, but it's not going to cost you as much it would cost your wife, just to say. Yeah, I'm fit, so the trekking is not a problem, but the pussy took priority and I regret I couldn't fuck all the girls I wanted. After my exhausted trip in Costa Rica, where I moved a lot, I wanted relax and fuck all day long. But I will return one day and I'll do the Gorillas. Good tip the Masai Mara, I take note. These Safari are crazy expensive, how much did you pay for the Masai Mara and how much for the Gorilla, including the accommodation?

I don't remember any prices, and it was many years ago, it would not be relevant info anymore. In Rwanda, you had to pay expensive park entrance for some government agency, when you book the trip. You travel to park by fine road, comfortably. But then you need to sleep a night in hotel, could be expensive. In Uganda, you travel through whole country by African road. I don't know what kind of accommodation is in Uganda side. Some tourists which I met on gorilla safari had participated Uganda side also, they liked safari in Uganda side more, I don't remember why.

For mongering I like more Uganda, capital there is much bigger and more relaxed than Rwanda capital, and people speak good English in Uganda, in Rwanda not.

If you go to Rwanda check that there is not this mourning period for genocide, I was there in that time and everything was closed for a week or two, it was even difficult to get back from that safari.

And visit Genocide museum also, that is horrible place.

Masai Mara or Serengeti, if you have lot of money then fly there. I went by car, and road was so bad that big part of time we drove out of road alonside road, there were less potholes.

[Incrociatore]

I went to see gorillas in Rwanda, it is same mountain area as in Uganda (or Kongo) where gorillas are, just Rwanda side. It is stupidly expensive in Rwanda side also, but it was worth it. Gorilla safari is much better than any other safari.

I went to normal safari in Masai Mara, Kenya. That was also very expensive, it was four or three day trip. I took girl there with me, but every night I was too tired of whole day safari, I just slept. So I paid double price for the safari because I paid for two person, and then no sex at all.

That was many years ago, I haven't made safari any since then. This Masai Mara trip, it was an experience of lifetime, I saw so many animals. But somehow it looks like it was also enough for maybe rest of life, I haven't got any urge to safari any more, I have just hunted girls after that.

Masai Mara in Kenya is same area as Serengeti in Tansania, just a river and border between them.

So I am not interested of normal safari anymore, but gorilla safari, I would like to go again. Just remember, that gorilla safari in Rwanda at least, you have to walk there were gorillas live. That means walking in rain forest in mountainous area, by paths made by wild bulls. And it is not known beforehand how much you need to walk, gorillas are moving to different place every day. So consider if you are fit enough before paying the trip.

Next time I will do it. Indeed the permit for a local is much cheaper, you still have to provide for the girl, but it's not going to cost you as much it would cost your wife, just to say. Yeah, I'm fit, so the trekking is not a problem, but the pussy took priority and I regret I couldn't fuck all the girls I wanted. After my exhausted trip in Costa Rica, where I moved a lot, I wanted relax and fuck all day long. But I will return one day and I'll do the Gorillas. Good tip the Masai Mara, I take note. These Safari are crazy expensive, how much did you pay for the Masai Mara and how much for the Gorilla, including the accommodation?

[Albert9989]

I went to see gorillas in Rwanda, it is same mountain area as in Uganda (or Kongo) where gorillas are, just Rwanda side. It is stupidly expensive in Rwanda side also, but it was worth it. Gorilla safari is much better than any other safari.

I went to normal safari in Masai Mara, Kenya. That was also very expensive, it was four or three day trip. I took girl there with me, but every night I was too tired of whole day safari, I just slept. So I paid double price for the safari because I paid for two person, and then no sex at all.

That was many years ago, I haven't made safari any since then. This Masai Mara trip, it was an experience of lifetime, I saw so many animals. But somehow it looks like it was also enough for maybe rest of life, I haven't got any urge to safari any more, I have just hunted girls after that.

Masai Mara in Kenya is same area as Serengeti in Tansania, just a river and border between them.

So I am not interested of normal safari anymore, but gorilla safari, I would like to go again. Just remember, that gorilla safari in Rwanda at least, you have to walk there were gorillas live. That means walking in rain forest in mountainous area, by paths made by wild bulls. And it is not known beforehand how much you need to walk, gorillas are moving to different place every day. So consider if you are fit enough before paying the trip.

I confirm that visit permit for gorillas from Rwanda is twice the cost of the same from Uganda. Also if you go to Bwindi it will be a bit more hard to reach Gorillas there than the ones just close to the Rwanda border, in the Mgahinga National Park. Gorillas are tracked and their place is well know each day, but you can have between 2 to 4 hours walking to reach them.

And if you bring your girl with you it will cost double, so be careful.

Same when you do a safari in Masai Mara, that's why now I do my safari alone, and then I take 10 days more in Mombasa where I can bring a girl and spend nice time there.

I suppose that we can do the same in Uganda, visit gorillas alone and then take some time in a nice place with a girl you chose.

[Leblon]

That's true, but I was planning to visit at least a national park, so I took the profilaxy. Then, at the very last moment, I decided to stay in Kampala, because I didn't want to travel for hours on a bus. If you decide to visit a park, find a girl before willing to join you. The entrance for the locals is cheap, and the accommodation comes for free, since you'll have anyway paid for a room. There is a bus company called LINK that can take you to Masindi for 30 k (if I'm not mistaken), and from there you can get a connection to Murchison Falls. I wanted to see the gorillas in Bwindi, but it was too expensive.

I went to see gorillas in Rwanda, it is same mountain area as in Uganda (or Kongo) where gorillas are, just Rwanda side. It is stupidly expensive in Rwanda side also, but it was worth it. Gorilla safari is much better than any other safari.

I went to normal safari in Masai Mara, Kenya. That was also very expensive, it was four or three day trip. I took girl there with me, but every night I was too tired of whole day safari, I just slept. So I paid double price for the safari because I paid for two person, and then no sex at all.

That was many years ago, I haven't made safari any since then. This Masai Mara trip, it was an experience of lifetime, I saw so many animals. But somehow it looks like it was also enough for maybe rest of life, I haven't got any urge to safari any more, I have just hunted girls after that.

Masai Mara in Kenya is same area as Serengeti in Tansania, just a river and border between them.

So I am not interested of normal safari anymore, but gorilla safari, I would like to go again. Just remember, that gorilla safari in Rwanda at least, you have to walk there were gorillas live. That means walking in rain forest in mountainous area, by paths made by wild bulls. And it is not known beforehand how much you need to walk, gorillas are moving to different place every day. So consider if you are fit enough before paying the trip.

[Muzungufotsy]

I have been to countless countries where there is malaria and never took any medicine. Malarone has a lot of side effects destroys your stomach and doesn't prevent you to get malaria anyway. As for using condom or not it s a personal choice period. Many girls actually want a mixed baby and would thank you for it. If a girl wants to scam you one way or another there are other reasons for it. But here police doesn't give a shit about anything and everything can be solved with cash anyway. Try to do the same in Rwanda that's another story.