Uganda

[October70]

At what time of the year can you get the cheapest tickets to Uganda? And how much?

[Cfc Jim]

Apologies for the wait chaps, here's a few more pictures of the Imperial girl. I'll try and add a few more and the other report, but time constraints are in the way at the moment.

[Amha]

Speke Hotel is girl friendly and has wi fi access throughout rooms and public areas. Rooms 101 to 108 are particularly girl friendly since access to them is through a side entranc that does not go past reception. Downside is that these rooms have twin single beds - no double bed

I'm planning to come to Kampala soon. What are the recommendations for reasonable priced girl friendly rooms? Are there any places one can hang out which have wifi? Or does one need to use internet cafe's?

[Amha]

With exams coming to an end next weekend most of the campus girls will be looking for some extra income to buy their bus tickets to get back home. Ange Noir would be jampacked on Friday night - 31st - and with so many looking to make some extra bucks the price will hit rock bottom! Happy hunting. Watch out for the UN guys from neighbouring countries as they seem to monopolise the girls these days. A week ago, I came close to getting arrested by the local cops because I unknowingly chatted up a campus girl who was apparently "in love" with a pakistani UN man from Sudan!! He claimed he owned her because of a gift of a MP3 player some weeks ago!!! To all mongers, enjoy Kampala. It has much to offer to all of us!

[GregLondon]

I'm planning to come to Kampala soon. What are the recommendations for reasonable priced girl friendly rooms? Are there any places one can hang out which have wifi? Or does one need to use internet cafe's?

[Kanyama]

On a weekend night, both Bubbles, on Acacia Ave., and Steakout, on Lumumba Ave on Nakasero, are very busy. Bubbles is the better place to pick up pros, as there are many long, scrawny ladies catering for the largely expatriate crowd there. Steakout has few pros and few expatriates hanging out there, but there are lots of beautiful people there and lots of excitement on certain nights. Enjoy!

[Kampala3030]

Great stuff Jim, gives me fond memories of that part of the world. Any chance of more pictures?

KLA

[DriedUp]

Nice report jim. Can't wait for the next installment.

I wonder what you do to work down there. Luck dog.

I like thick girls myself. Big tits and big asses.

[Crypton]

Jim - wow.... great report and great pics! The Imperial girl is hot! Nice job - keep up the good work!

Cheers.

[Cfc Jim]

Early December 2007:

Arrived in Entebbe late evening, the flight in was delayed, straight through immigration as paying for the visa on arrival is extremely easy. USD50 if I remember correctly.

Went outside, no organised transport; I had booked at the Grand Imperial as the Sheraton was fully booked. Asked around, smoked a cigarette then a woman turns up along with another chap and we go to the minibus. By the way my luggage was still in transit and was set to arrive in a day or two.

About an hour to the hotel, no surprises, the road seems much as any other semi-developed African country. Arrive at the hotel, not too bad at first, typical pseudo-colonial décor. The room looks pretty shabby and the AC does not seem to work. As I have no luggage but always travel with spares in my carry on I take a quick shower, change and go in search of a beer.

Downstairs there is a terrace with a pretty poor band/disco set up that thinks volume is a substitute for quality. Anyway I order a beer and settle down with a book in order to relax and observe. As I observe further I realise this is a non-smoking area; now, I understand smoking is not for everyone but outside?? And from the number of people moving to the stairway to have a cigarette a touch ridiculous. Beer and cigarettes go together. Anyway who really cares, it is up to the hotel after all.

So checking around, quite a few ok looking girls but nothing really tickles my fancy. Then I see one girl obviously checking me out; quite nice looking with slightly slanted eyes, high cheekbones, coffee coloured skin and a nice slender body. So I go over and ask if I may sit down. She replies in the affirmative, what a surprise!!
We chat, she turns out to be quite intelligent, speaks English and French and laughs at my jokes - a good start!

She suggests we move to the Rock Garden as the terrace is quite boring now. I agree and we take a short walk.

This is my first time at The Rock but I don’t let on and I am quite surprised at the number of quite attractive girls but pleased I am not alone as it would be quite overwhelming otherwise.

Anyway, we chat have a few more beers, she talks to a few girls she is obviously friendly with, I get some intense stares from other girls but now it’s getting late and I have an appointment at 1100 the next morning. So she suggests we return to the hotel.

Get back to the hotel straight up to the room after some banter with the front desk, no raised eyebrows, not even a judgmental look.

In the room some foreplay, lots of DFK, mutual rubbing then the clothes come off. We both take a shower and she has no problem when the camera comes out. Likes to pose.

To the bed: not too good BJ wise but not too bad. Swift fuck, a brief rest then a solid hour of body exploration. She tasted clean and fresh and came shouting in French – most entertaining. The coup de grace was her sliding off me whipping off the condom and guiding my cum over her tits and face. Very pornstar!

Another shower then sleep.

Left her the following morning to go to my appointment. She seemed happy with 40k and 10k for transport.

The following evening I went to the Indian restaurant at the Speke hotel. I can certainly recommend this place, pretty good food and not that expensive.
As the Rock Garden is adjacent I thought a quick look would be prudent. However, not much around, one curvy Cameroonian started to hit on me but she was thick as pigshit in English and French. So I returned to the Grand Imperial where the girl from the previous night was at the top of the stairs by the entrance. Had a few drinks at the bar went to the room and had a repeat of the previous night. She seemed to really enjoy the cum on tits and face experience. I must say so did I.

Next day I moved to the Sheraton, much better accommodation and received an upgrade to a suite. Very happy.

The Grand Imperial charged for “Extra Bed” I managed to get this reversed after some arguing as I had originally booked the room with a two persons rider for no extra cost. Bastards!

I was now pissed off with the Imperial girl as she had started to demand extra cash for hair, nails etc. So after work off to the Indian at the Speke again and then the Rock Garden about 2200.

Sat down at a table near the entrance to digest the huge meal over a beer and watch the girls. Refused a few early advances but after about thirty minutes or so three girls picked me out and decided to approach. They were all passable and all had beers so I agreed they could join me. I did not want to buy a round straight away as I like to find out if my potential partner(s) can actually hold a conversation before I commit. As it happened they were all pleasant company so I bought a few rounds and singled out one girl. She was sassy and had an accent tempered by London English which was quite funny, she mentioned an English ex boyfriend (yeah yeah don’t they all) but I think it may have been true as some of the phrasing was definitely Sarf London!

Quite slender and with an perfect ass, which looked (and felt) quite spectacular in her jeans.

Anyway she wanted to move to the far end of the bar as the music was playing and she wanted to dance. Which was fine by me. This was the first time I’d seen that end of the Rock Garden and was amazed at the difference. It was like being in another place altogether. Women everywhere, the walk to the loo was entertaining, running the gauntlet of hands and voices offering various services.

Had a good few beers and finally I was on my way back to the hotel. Told reception I was expecting a visitor, they said no problem and the girl arrived at my door about twenty minutes later.

This one really liked the camera.

Took a shower and this one was a real BJ queen. Really entertaining and seemed very proud of her skills. As I was just about to erupt, she asked where would I like to cum – ass, tits, mouth?

I chose the chest/face combo – excellent choice and this lady was very cool took it all with lots of rubbing in. A dirty dirty girl. Just how I like ‘em!

Unfortunately I had an early start the next morning so that was it for me. She was very cool, gave me her number and only wanted the taxi fare (10k) with the premise I call her the following night. I agreed

Next night I was knackered called her though, said I’d see her Friday. This was Thursday.

By the way she called herself Phoebe.

Friday:

Had dinner called her and she came over to the Rock Garden. She professed to prefer Al’s Bar so we took a cab over and played some pool, I am not a pool player but play snooker a couple of times a week.

There are three tables at Al’s and everyone playing seemed quite friendly and the queue for the game is well organised. Had a good few games and managed to stay on the table for some time.

By about 2230 the place started to get busy, all sorts, white, black, Indian, young, old all having a blast. What sets Al’s apart in my opinion is the music. It is a very good mix of classic rock, punk (proper punk – Pistols, Stranglers etc) and early eighties alternative.

There was a good mix of WGs and non WGs definitely more of a good time place than an out and out P4P venue. The downside is it is dead before 2300 and very quiet during the week. I like it though.

Stayed until around 0200 went back to the hotel and had a filthy session for what seemed to be a very long time. Three pops; ass, tits and face. Fucking brilliant!

I don’t like having the girl around in the morning so sent her on her way about 0530 with 40k which she was happy with as SHE mentioned I had bought drinks the whole night. This was fine with me.

Recovered on Saturday called Phoebe on Sunday and had a few drinks and played pool at Al’s. Did not want a late night so went back to the hotel alone. She was not happy. Probably wanted some cash. I did not care.

As it happens my work commitments were reduced considerably in the coming week. So I had a great time shagging Phoebe’s cute ass off and drinking too much.

The following Saturday I spent a mad night at the Rock. Sitting on a chair outside the back entrance (pun intended). I was with Phoebe but she wanted to dance, talk shit with her pals so I was quite happy to sit and watch the Romanesque pageant unfold.

There was some incredibly bad Karaoke going on which was very entertaining, but what was fun was the stroking and touching from the various girls walking past or trying a sales pitch. Managed to get a few free feels as well.

Looking around, some of the clothing was incredibly revealing, one girl was wearing a see through mesh top, no bra, tits swinging free, boots and stockings. Now this was very pleasant to look at but I couldn’t imagine walking across the Sheraton lobby with her!

Others wearing the tightest clothes on large lumpy bodies most with cleavages you could abseil down.

I was slowing getting pleasantly pissed and watching others getting fuck drunk. Really good fun was being had by all. What I really like about places like the Rock and others is there’s not much chance of not getting a shag. All it takes is eye contact a few drinks and some cash. Also there is not a violent vibe apart from between a couple of girls now and again which in my opinion adds to the spice! There is also an absolutely non-judgemental vibe, you can do pretty much anything you want, within reason of course, the management frown upon open sexual contact.

Left for Al’s played some pool returned to the hotel. Excellent session ensued.
I told her I would not be seeing her in the week as I had other plans. But after a restful Sunday I capitulated and gave her a call. Glad I did.....

I did get bored of her after a while and started looking around for something new and as luck would have it met a really nice slightly older girl (late twenties, Phoebe was 23) on my last night. Bugger!

I will post the results of that hookup in my next report.

In conclusion: Kampala is one of the easiest and safest places in Africa to pick up good looking women I just wish I was there more often.

I am not a great writer so I apologise if I did not get across the complete atmosphere of the place. Food ok, beer ok, women fantastic! And not hideously expensive.

Enjoy

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[Jamis Plumber]

.... some basic info on the Kampala scene? I will be staying at the Serena....

Walk the street up from Serena to the rock bar and gardens at Speke hotel. You will be at the center of action. Please check your PM mailbox for some package.
Prices; not more than 50.000 Ugandan currency for all night action.

[Dr. Beat]

Anchor, tried to send you a PM but could not. Can u give me some basic info on the Kampala scene? I will be staying at the Serena but would love to get someone up to my room for a lively massage++ ;-) session! What is the price range like? What's a good place close to Serena for picking up girls or just having a good time? What is the price range?

Thanks a million in advance.

[Anchor71]

Hi Friends

I am visiting Kampala soon and would like to have knowledge as to how I can find good girls. I am new here and would be thankful if anyone can help me. In case, anyone has contact numbers of some Girls who are really good and not so pricy, please be kind enough and let me have the same.

Dear Deep Wet,

Just read my previous post on Ange Mystique or any other report here on Kampala. It is a sex heaven. There are numerous night clubs in the city. I liked Ange Mystique because of its size and closeness to my hotel. You may go to others as well. I should have contact number of Jamilah and another girl. If I hind it handy, I will let you know. In fact, you do not need to have any particular telephone or girl. Just drop at any night club. The upmarket clubs are situated at posh hotels like Serena, Sheraton and Imperial. Others are also good. And with regard to expense, just do not bother about it. It is a sex heaven, literally. You may not even need to spend a penny. Beleive me.

[S Ron Mi]

Got a situation on my head, i meet a lady in uganda 2005 and we had a one time fuck there I cum inside her. She very soon claim to be pregnant and wanted money. This has contiune since that time.

I now got a mail that she want to go to embassy to get visa to my country, I doubt that she get any. She says we have a 10 monht old girl. Stil no proves. I have asked for pics but even pic will not prove any right.

So guys outthere be careful who u dump your load into, you never know what they up to. Anyway she won´t get a dollar out of me.

You can find out if the child is yours rather easily. See below.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23814032?GT1=43001

After two decades, Sean Reid of Surrey, British Columbia, discovered that he had a son. Fred Turley of Des Plaines, Ill., learned he didn’t have a daughter. And Wendy Lieb of Lewis Center, Ohio, made certain she wasn’t going to be a grandmother quite yet.

In all three situations, crucial genetic information altered the lives of the people involved. And in each case, it came not from a doctor or other medical source, but from a $29.99 kit on a drugstore shelf.

Reid, Turley and Lieb are among more than 800 customers who responded to the first wave of marketing for do-it-yourself DNA paternity tests sold as Identigene by Sorenson Genomics of Salt Lake City.

Sales in three western states — Washington, Oregon and California — were so brisk last fall that Rite Aid Corp. expanded the product this week to some 4,300 stores in 30 states across the country.

“The running joke is that we’re the Maury Povich family,” said Reid, 37, who confirmed years of speculation about a former girlfriend’s son with a kit purchased at a Bellingham, Wash., store. “But why not do it privately? We did this as discreetly, as efficiently and as cost-effectively as possible.”

For users like Reid, the tests provide easier answers to one of life’s crucial questions — Who’s your daddy? — said Douglas Fogg, chief operating officer of Identigene.

“Everyone is purchasing the tests because they’re curious,” said Fogg, who expects to sell at least 52,000 tests this year. “They’re looking to establish questions about their own child or their own paternity.”

But for genetics experts, drugstore marketing of DNA testing raises questions of accuracy and ethics.

“From our perspective, direct-to-consumer genetic tests raise all the same issues for lax government oversight, potentially misleading or false advertising and the potential for making profound medical decisions on the basis of poorly interpreted or understood results,” said Rick Borchelt, a spokesman for the Genetics and Public Policy Center at Johns Hopkins University.

At the very least, the kits have the potential to complicate the lives of the people who use them, legal experts cautioned.

“We all need to take a step back and realize that this is different than many tests that you take,” said R. Alta Charo, a professor of law and bioethics at the University of Wisconsin at Madison. “This is a life-changing moment.”

DNA tests join other diagnostic tools

The paternity kits have taken their place on store shelves next to other diagnostic tests that don’t rely on DNA, including those for pregnancy, HIV and blood sugar, said Michael S. Watson, executive director of the American College of Medical Genetics.
Unlike genetic tests for health conditions, tests that use DNA to determine paternity are fairly simple to provide and fairly easy to interpret, said Watson. They're subject to limited oversight, however, with no review required by the Food and Drug Administration and no certification required under the federal Clinical Laboratory Improvement Amendments, or CLIA.

The Identigene kit includes swabs for collecting cell samples from the inside of the cheeks of the child and the alleged father. Collection of the mother’s cells is optional, but strongly recommended to strengthen the results. The swabs are packaged and mailed to the Sorenson laboratory in Salt Lake City where they’re analyzed.
The Sorenson lab is accredited by the AABB, the agency formerly known as the American Association of Blood Banks.

Results are reported online, by phone or by mail in three to five business days. They come back as a probability figure that verifies paternity with 98 percent to 99 percent accuracy, Watson said.

Total cost is about $150, including the price of the kit and a $119 laboratory processing fee. For another $200, users can purchase validated tests that meet legal requirements for determining paternity, Fogg said.

Court use questionable

But Susan Crockin, a lawyer who specializes in reproductive technology, said consumers shouldn’t count on the tests standing up in court.

“The jury’s still very much out on these tests in terms of reliability and establishing a chain of custody,” said Crockin, a consultant for the Johns Hopkins public policy center.

Most of the users who have been buying the kits — which have gone on sale for as low as $17.99 — don’t plan to use the results to resolve legal issues, Fogg acknowledged. Instead, most are looking to answer social questions. And that's where the complexity comes in.

Because the cell samples are taken in private, there’s the potential for fraud and deception, noted Charo, the ethics expert.

“I can imagine rather peculiar circumstances in which somebody has a swab taken without their knowledge,” she said. “It raises questions about informed consent.”
Even when people do consent, the results can be unsettling. Watson estimates that between 5 percent and 10 percent of genetic tests he's conducted show a child is not related to the presumed father.

“It could break up families,” Watson said. “Some will be broken because that was the goal. Others will be broken up and that wasn't the goal.”

But people who’ve used the at-home tests swear by the ease, the accuracy — and the results.

After 20 years, a mystery solved

For Reid, the paternity test opened the door to a new extended family. He’d always wondered whether the baby born to a former girlfriend was his, even though she insisted the child was fathered by another man. When the girlfriend contacted Reid on Facebook last summer, the pictures she sent of her oldest son raised the question anew.

“My wife, said ‘Oh my, that’s you,’” said Reid, a nurse.

Internet research pointed Reid to the Identigene test, which was cheaper and more convenient than other options. With cooperation from his former girlfriend and her son, they all took the tests, with results that altered everyone’s lives.

“Our newest son has a family he never knew he had including grandparents, aunts, and three younger brothers who are all very excited to meet him,” Reid said.
For Fred Turley, 55, the DNA test confirmed what his companion had told him: the 4-year-old girl he helped care for was not his. The news was disappointing, but clear, he said.

“The bottom line is, I don’t have to live with the uncertainty about her being my daughter and wind up in a fight just to find out,” Turley said. “This won’t change how I feel about the girl. It will just remove what had become a major concern.”
For Wendy Lieb, 41, the DNA test restored her 20-year-old son’s future. He’d already quit college, taken a job and assumed the responsibilities of pending parenthood after a girl he had.

‘He just didn't look like my son at all.’

Lieb said she was proud of her son’s response, but perplexed after the baby, a boy, was born.

“He just didn’t look like my son at all,” Lieb said. “And we have fairly strong genes.”
A trip to the drugstore and 10 days later, the answer was clear: her son was not the father.

“I thought it would have required thousands of dollars and a trip to the doctor,” she said.

Lieb is relieved for her own child, of course, but also for everyone involved. As difficult as the situation has been, she said, it will be easier for them to adjust now, rather than years later. The test may raise ethical questions, she said, but it also provides the peace of mind that comes with answers.

“I think it’s a lot more ethical for you to find out the truth,” she said.

[Deep Wet]

Hi Friends

I am visiting Kampala soon and would like to have knowledge as to how I can find good girls. I am new here and would be thankful if anyone can help me. In case, anyone has contact numbers of some Girls who are really good and not so pricy, please be kind enough and let me have the same.