Uganda

[GoodEnough]

Johan Waans:

It's been a while since I was there, so things may have changed somewhat, but I had better luck picking up women from Rwanda and Barundi at the Speke than anywhere else. I am a French speaker, which is slightly unusual in Kampala, and these girls had very limited English, so I had little competition from other expats. As I said though, the scene may have changed over the last few years.

Let me know by PM if you get to the Philippines, which is where I am currently living. It too, is a great place and, if you have not been here for a while, you might want to check some of the more recent posts.

GE

[Johan Waans]

Good Enough:

Thanks for the information. Checked out Ange Noir on Friday evening and had a great time, not very crowded though. Checked out Sax pub on Friday, which is a bit more low class as stated in an earlier report. I guess you are right there is a fine line between pro and non pro, if you can distinguish between the real hardcore one`s and the others. Gave some money to one in the Philippines to go to college.Never thought she would finish it, but she is graduating in March and wants me to go to her graduation day.

Anyway, checked out the bar in Speke hotel and think that is the hottest place in town for pro`s . Some nice SW`s around there too.

Am going to Kigali tomorrow,but am thinking of taking my favourite girl with me.Think am getting a lot less hardcore than during my days in the Philippines and Thailand.

Jamis Plumber:

Thanks for the information mate. You really got me doubting here about changing girls. Had about 300 already in my life and she is
really in my top 10. Oh life can be hard sometimes.

[GoodEnough]

Johan Waans:

I always found that there's a fine line between the pros and the non-pros there, and sometimes the line becomes invisible. Girls at Al's routinely get into fights over men. Try the Half London restuarant/bar next to Al's on the nights the place has live music. It's crawling with women, and the scene is more relaxed than Al's Bar. I never liked Ange Noir because it's always too mobbed and I get a headache from the music after 10 minutes or so. However, there's an English sports pub about 2 kilometers down the road from there that's more relaxed and has tons of women as well. You might also want to check out the pub/restaurant at the Sheraton between 8 and 10 PM, as there are usually a lot of women there as well. Try sitting at one of the tables outside and let them come to you. I have also had some luck in the late afternoon on the terrace of the Grand Imperial Hotel down the street from the Speke. You may want to go there for coffee some day and check the place out. There's also a bar in the back of the ground floor of the Imperial which is not too bad on some nights.

GoodEnough

[Jamis Plumber]

Congs Johan.

That was my territory 2 yrs ago. If you are to please yourself, work by the hour and let go. Go for the next kill. More than 80% of my kill was at close to zero cost. Only spent on booze and chicken.

Al's bar and Capital pub are their full-time spots. A street between Ange Noir and Club Silk discotheques is a flesh open market and so is the street from General Post Office, Sheraton Hotel, Speke and Grand Imperial Hotels.

Hot chica pick up points:

1. The venue/ Allegators
2. The Rhino bar at Sheraton
3. The Rock gardens at speke

Many who speak good Engish are University students, especially if found in clubs, and usually move in pairs or groups. Any silly pick up line will do.
Should you have to pay:
1. Quickie (up to 1hr) = 5,000- 10,000 UG Shs ( 2.5-5 US$)
2. Transnite = 10,000-50,000 UG Shs.

You can withdraw money using your credit card at Standard Chartered Bank, close to Speke hotel or Baclays bank, Kampala road or Luwum street.

Kampala is very safe but be careful and lock away valuables if you take one to your room. Getting a friendly taxi driver (cars with stripes and letter S and called special hire) will help you with your errands. Cost: 10,000-20,000 UG Shs. will take you to any part of the city. The yellow taxis are more safe but twice as expensive.

PM me should you need any Info. Keep your Jone covered.

[Johan Waans]

Arrived in Kampala Tuesday evening and am feeling very happy having left Kenia. Sat outside Speke Hotel and met a nice one from the eastern part of the country, went to Al`s bar ,i did not really like the music there, but apart from that it is ok. Another girl looked at me there and wanted to talk to me, my girl steered me away to another corner and what then happened has never happened to me before: the other one started following us and eventually it ended up in a fight outside the club between them. That should give you an idea about the level of competion between the girls here.
Decided to stay with my first one and my god I did not regret it. Right now I have bruises under my kneecaps and my back hurts decided not to fuck for two days now. It was one of the best encounters I have ever had (I have been to 43 countries). I wonder if all the others are like that too or was I just lucky. I guess it should not be difficult to find another one, am just wondering what to do right now. Stay with her or not. I usually get fed up with them very easily, but I find the attitude here really great. Went to buy some chat (I think they call it something else here than in Ethiopia) with her and had a walk around town,she left me in an internet cafe here,but was very reluctant to do so. Had to force her more or less. Again that is how worried they are here about the competion. Think I will go to Ange Noir tonight, but no sex.

I guess it is very easy to pick up non pros here too,but am always worried about the emotional drama to which it can lead.

Summarizing, I would say this is really a great place for somebody who does not like more commercial countries like Kenya. Will try to report later again.

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[Jamis Plumber]

If you happen to be in Kampala, the best way to hook a nice-looking girl is to befriend a taxi operator or a motorcycle boy (they are called Bodaboda). Most of them speak english and will try hard to impress you for they get business bringing you the girls. They know the most beutiful ones. Though their taste won't be definitely yours, give them specifications and they will know who fits in the picture. Two out three samples will be perfect. Although anal sex sounds taboo to many, they enjoy a good lick (cunnilingus) but be ready to jump to avoid the explosion especially if she is from the western part of the country (They are too juicy).

Promise her a visa to your home country and she will give you a treat for all the time you are in town. If she is a university student and like me, you prefer variety, ask her to bring along her friends for an evening out. Don't hesitate to make your choice and privately give appointments to all or rather your picks. They will try to compete for your attention and you will screw all, one at a time. Some of them just want to get the feeling inside the lavish hotel you will be staying in.

Ask them to dress decently and walk hand in hand past the reception. Don't look at the receptionist; in this way you cut being asked to identify your partner or pay some extra dollars.

[Jamis Plumber]

Hi guys,

I was recently in Kampala and had time to venture into the nightlife and boy oh boy it was fun.

Please find below the hottest places in town:

1. Al's bar in Kansanga: here were all breeds of the night girls only the majority were high on alcohol, i was told for dutch courage.

2. Angenoir Discotheque: the ground floor is overflowing on thursday, campus night, for university chicks. If you have a chick, get upstairs though you have to pay like US$ 2 extra.

3. Club Silk: This is close to Angenoir about 200 meters apart and the road between is filled with all kinds. A quickie costs US$ 2.5.

4. Sax Pub: Located on william street, open till 7.00a.m but here the grade is too low.

5. The Rock Gardens: Located within speke hotel premises, you incur no extra costs of transport. No worry of getting mugged either.

6. The Venue: Located on the top floor of the biggest shopping mall close to fairway hotel.

7. Club Seven: located within the gates of makerere university, has a health club, restaurant, internet cafe and bar.

I recommend The Venue, for here you can hook young executives and is a hangout for the high class and the beauties. If you want the sharp-breasted, hot-blooded undergraduates, Club seven is the place. Mind you, you only have to spend on food, drinks and condoms with your catches from these two places. The rest of the places, it is commercial.

I sampled the city for three years and i was not disappointed. Those with a fantasy about female ejaculation (I am one of them), just ask the women "amazzi oyiwa; sagala oyilo?" meaning "do you have the water; I don't want just oil". She will open a tap!

Cheers.

[Res Tuck]

Sheraton wanted ID and a surcharge of 25 USD (showing on the bill) to bring up the girl. Speke is perfect. The Delux rooms 101-110 or so are easily accessible from the side and very suitable. Price around 100 USD. No surcharge.

Imperial also has no surcharge but is not as nice as Speke.

Would also like to mention Al's Bar (any taxi would know). Many nice girls from Burundi and Rwanda.

Two girls are never a problem there. Everybody has a friend.

[Tall Guy]

I stayed at the Speke a few months ago. Rates vary from around $70 to $90. Well worth paying the extra $20 though as you get a much larger room with air conditioning. The other room is less than half the size.

The bar at the Speke is great for girls. Plenty of tables away from the bar too to figure out what you want. They also have a separate entrance from the bar into the hotel, so no need to pass through reception.

Have fun!

[Ear Muff Diver]

Planning to go to Kampala, Nairobi and Mombasa in October. Speke Hotel is recommnded from the other posts.. Can anyone tell me what the rates are for a single room?

[Safari Traveller]

There is a nice place to stay in Kampala: Speke Hotel, just below Sheraton. It's save and clean. There is an attached bar (Rock Garden) to pick up girls. You can take some or one of them in your room at no surcharge. The selection depends on the day and is usualy around 5-7 (on a scale of 10). Big Boobs lover: that's the place for you.

The Pub in the Seraton has also a niche selection. Sometimes there is a surcharge to take them up.

The Imperial Hotel has also no surcharge if she dresses normal.

[Frenchhero]

There were no messages about the nightlife in Kampala; that is a shame regarding the huge street action and the number of girls available in discos.

For discos, you should check the Ange Noir, located 10 minutes by taxi from the city center. The road is quiet safe in comparison with streets in Nairobi. Inside that place, you will find around 200 girls and only 50 guys. When i was there, there were only 5 other white people but I never felt as I was not welcomed. It was the opposite, plenty of smiles everywhere. That disco reminds me of the famous 'Marine Bar Disco in Pattaya Thailand' but without those western guys jumping on the loud music.

Next to the Ange Noir, is the Silk Club. There was a Benson&Hedges party and unfortunately there were too many teenagers. Girls dressed very sexy but they looked only 16, so I left that place but i guess on other nights, it should be better.

As for the girls, dont know what to say. There is girls from many tribes or many countries (Burundi, Kenya, Rwanda, Uganda). 15% of the girls are light skinned but those are pricier. I never paid more than 30EUR for a girl and girls never asked for more or never left in bad mood.

There is more action in Kenya, but a wider choice in Uganda and very important, u feel safe to walk at night in the center.

Students there were talking very openly about sex and except for anal (which i never tried), they don't have many taboos. All of them (11) offered BBBJ and sex for few hours and of course Extra Ball for the one who still has energy. The bad thing is that some of those students dont ask for condom as they think that a young white man is not likely to have HIV. So don't be foolish and do yourself the effort to take a condom out of your pocket.

I stayed at the Sheraton Hotel and I never got any problem bringing girls back to my room. Only on one occasion did the receptionist ask for an ID Card.

Guestfriendly hotels, cheap girls for many different taste, what more could I ask?

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