Uganda

[Slowalk]

I thought you were a seasoned monger when it comes to Africa...

I live in Africa and I get myself into the most stupefying situations I can't explain why I did what I did. It happens.

[Possessed Seoul]

Exactly.

Need proof? Check out Ryan Live on YouTube.

He's one cringey, creepy-lookin mofo that dude!

[Geo505]

Hi everyone, a little report from my first trip to Uganda.

Kampala, Monday: I picked Speke Hotel, partly because I was under the impression that Rock Garden would make the hunt easy. Apparently it never reopened after covid. Oh well.

Headed to Capital Pub around 9 pm. Not many people around, the later the more came in. Before I even got the chance to sit down I was approached by a rather cute and slim 23 year old. As she was the best and least crazy looking of the few girls around I didn't refuse her company. She was from the rural north, lovely girl, but not exactly intellectual. But who cares about brains. Took her back to Speke, didn't have an ID, just had to sign in the guest book. We didn't speak about money before, after I offered her 50 k, settled for a fair 70 k and walked her to a boda.

Kampala, Tuesday: Rest day as I was struggling to digests the quite delicious butter chicken I had at Asian Fusion.

Kampala, Wednesday: After warming up the liver with a couple of beers at Khyber Pass I went to Jam Bar (formerly Bubbels), around 9:30 pm. Again, very few people but it got busier later. Only two obvious working girls around. Met an expat, had a couple of beers to many. I wasn't entirely convinced by the two ladies that stared me down all evening and I thank my drunk self for the wise decision to go home alone.

Entebbe, Thursday: After an early start and drive to Entebbe the afternoon was all about curing the hangover. After getting a huge Rolex I went to the massage parlour on Berkeley Road, opposite the botanical garden. I think there are two, this was the one closer to Victoria mall. Had a nice 1 hour massage by a cute 20 year old. Swedish Massage 100 k + 70 k for the HJ. I know, I massively overpaid. But I had to spend the last shillings somehow, I guess.

Conclusion:

It was my first time in Uganda. Generally I found the people not quite as open and approachable as in other East African countries. Nonetheless, if you're seriously looking for girls you will find as many as you'll ever need. Girls aren't the most important part of my trip, so I'm fine with skipping some of the potential opportunities. Off to Mombasa now for some easy ones. Lamu after that. Don't expect to score there.

Greetings.

[Soi Three]

I had heard stories about this place so I finally decided to go

I have been in Kampala for 3 days, mostly partying. Now in Jinja, so if anyone knows a good massage place here.

Will do a safari in Murchison falls as well.

Going to be in Kampala for 6 more days, plan to check out that new best hotel. Contacted them already on tiktok. Bit raunchy but what the hell, was in Sophies club and LE cyrcee in Phnom Penh, and lived years in Pattaya. I will survive, with a few beers that is. Curious 🤣.

Later this year retiring for good to Thailand, this is my 2nd Africa trip, 1st was Rwanda.

[TrueGent]

Is that place in Busega? That's totally off the beaten track.

Yes it is. They were surprised to see a Mzungu.

[Neddy69]

I had heard stories about this place so I finally decided to visit on a Sunday. Normal entrance is 10 k and VIP 30 k. I opted for the VIP. They put a wristband on me and a compare came down to show me the club. The place is huge. With some sort of stage show at the entrance and filters upstairs to a bar area. It was packed. It gives off a kind of Sabina Joy vibe with ladies hanging around for customers.

The basement had a massage and sauna area. The guy showed me the menu. Body-to-body massage was about 70 k and one option was called "just come fuck" with a photo of a woman in the doggy position for 50 k.

The VIP ticket gets you to the top floor. You will find a pole dancing stage surrounded by concrete low-backed benches with wipable cushions. When you walk in you straight away see people having sex on these benches. Seems for the entrance fee all the ladies are "free use". They may as you to buy them a drink but nothing beyond that. I left the place when they had a dwarf man performing with the ladies on stage.

Is that place in Busega? That's totally off the beaten track.

[TrueGent]

I had heard stories about this place so I finally decided to visit on a Sunday. Normal entrance is 10 k and VIP 30 k. I opted for the VIP. They put a wristband on me and a compare came down to show me the club. The place is huge. With some sort of stage show at the entrance and filters upstairs to a bar area. It was packed. It gives off a kind of Sabina Joy vibe with ladies hanging around for customers.

The basement had a massage and sauna area. The guy showed me the menu. Body-to-body massage was about 70 k and one option was called "just come fuck" with a photo of a woman in the doggy position for 50 k.

The VIP ticket gets you to the top floor. You will find a pole dancing stage surrounded by concrete low-backed benches with wipable cushions. When you walk in you straight away see people having sex on these benches. Seems for the entrance fee all the ladies are "free use". They may as you to buy them a drink but nothing beyond that. I left the place when they had a dwarf man performing with the ladies on stage.

[AttilaTheHun]

Assume that you have no real life experience. The whole mongering world is changing. Be it Pattaya, Angeles or Sosua. To name a few. The US rate of 100. -$ is the norm, rising soon to 200 or more. And that is what you can read in the forums.

But in Uganda (and in all African countries) you still can find many local places where those rich biz class travelers not dare to go: dangerous, malaria, HIV, Covid, dirty. Name it. However off the track there the girls are not only willing but crazy for sex if you treat them gentle.

Exactly.

Visit places like Mbarara (cleaner and way nicer than Kampala) and sample local Banyankole girls. Or go to Tooro land! Those girls will be happy to have you for a song. Even if you are average looking and broke muzungu living like a local and dress ridiculous, still girls will still approach you and have sex with you. Need proof? Check out Ryan Live on YouTube.

[Amadeuss]

..., but it seems that Africa is no longer the same as before..

Assume that you have no real life experience. The whole mongering world is changing. Be it Pattaya, Angeles or Sosua. To name a few. The US rate of 100. -$ is the norm, rising soon to 200 or more. And that is what you can read in the forums.

But in Uganda (and in all African countries) you still can find many local places where those rich biz class travelers not dare to go: dangerous, malaria, HIV, Covid, dirty. Name it. However off the track there the girls are not only willing but crazy for sex if you treat them gentle.

[JonesLover]

Tanzania had a special attention during Covid when everyone could go there without restrictions. In general its a country where the P6 scene got damaged by the ONG workers from the US: flashing their Dollars and now the girls expect high pay as a rule. You will get fleeced the longer you stay with one of those hard core professionals. And the crack-ones around Ambiance disco you will not keep for longer than an hour in your room.

I know that Uganda has also recently been ruined by expats. I know that the Ugandan government has recently opened its doors to expats and you are already starting to see the girls much better dressed than before. Surely these girls are also expecting some extra money from you.

What I'm looking for is a country like Uganda was before Covid and not like it is now.

For this reason I made that initial post, but it seems that Africa is no longer the same as before. .

[Amadeuss]

I don't know if you know Dar Es Salaam (Tanzania), do you think Tanzania is better than Uganda to find regular girls?

Tanzania had a special attention during Covid when everyone could go there without restrictions. In general its a country where the P6 scene got damaged by the ONG workers from the US: flashing their Dollars and now the girls expect high pay as a rule. You will get fleeced the longer you stay with one of those hard core professionals. And the crack-ones around Ambiance disco you will not keep for longer than an hour in your room.

Go and explore to find out.

[JonesLover]

Explaining that, I assume you will close that project. Just go to Uganda and fuck whatever you find. Why binding to one only when so many are happy to please you.

I don't know if you know Dar Es Salaam (Tanzania), do you think Tanzania is better than Uganda to find regular girls?

[Amadeuss]

Hello,

If you know well the many African countries, can you tell which is the best countries to get regulars girls? I know that everything is subjective but I would like to know your opinion on at least 2-3 African countries.

I think, no one did reply to this in a way immature question. Because a "regular" girl, means long term relationship and that is not about fucking but matching. Therefore, if you look for that learn one of the local languages and then go on a hunt in that country. English and French is helpful for a vacation. But longtiem you need to communicate in their language.

Explaining that, I assume you will close that project. Just go to Uganda and fuck whatever you find. Why binding to one only when so many are happy to please you.

[TrueGent]

I will be making a return to Kampala for a couple of weeks. From reading the forum it looks like quite a bit has changed. While researching I heard mention of New Best Hotel. Has anyone had experience of the place? From the mentions I did find it sounds. Promising. I will try and give an update on the new and old spots when I'm there.

[MysteryOcean]

I am just guessing, that this is a religious thing. If you are black, they think that you are local, and so probably muslim. If muslim, they expect you to follow muslim rules. Christians and other religions, more things are allowed. It was like that in Egypt, they did not want to sell alcohol in some cases to muslims, like for example in muslim holidays. For non-muslims no problems.

But those married couples who complained that it was too conservative in Zanzibar, they were Russians, so as white as you can get.

Oh here I have slept with so many Muslim girls. Never an issue. You don't even realize what religion they are. All very open minded and freak in bed.