Uganda

[Neddy69]

You consider 60 $ cheap shows that you are a beginner in Afrika. The girls did smell it and fleeced you. If you get more experience you will be surprised what sort of pretty girls go for 30 $. If you have the right attitude.

But thanks for your report.

Way too much paid. Nothing to do with quality. 50 k ugx more than enough for hot chica. Not in bubbles of course. Go to tourist place. Pay tourist price. 60 $ is rookie price. I never paid more than 50 k ugx. Hot young SWs go for 30 k ST. William St. 10 k ugx for ST Room for hot 18 years rwandan chica.

Sir Neddy.

Who tips my ugandan big titted squirter between 40 k to 50 k ugx 2 times a week plus food and a couple of beers.

[Amadeuss]

After a week in Kampala here are some random thoughts:

- Kampala


- Girls in Kampala are pretty cheap. If we talk for a whole night and some morning action, the price that I paid varies from 150 k to 250 k (around $40 to $65). I read some ridiculous prices about $20-25 and I think that this is possible but what you will get is quit pathetic in terms of quality. After all, the beauty is in the eye of the beholder so if you can fuck something resembling a water buffalo and that makes you happy, you will be happy with the $20-25 girls.

You consider 60 $ cheap shows that you are a beginner in Afrika. The girls did smell it and fleeced you. If you get more experience you will be surprised what sort of pretty girls go for 30 $. If you have the right attitude.

But thanks for your report.

[Onojdi]

After a week in Kampala here are some random thoughts:

- Kampala is а pretty boring place for a daytime activities. Basically you have 2 options. To visit some of the malls to drink or eat something, or to visit Entebbe and the bars around lake Victoria. Overall after day 3 you have seen everything. For my taste Entebbe is much better option then Kampala.

- Uganda girls are a little bit ugly for my taste compared to girls from Kenya (last week I was in Nairobi). But in Kenya I met a model, stunning flight attendant and a really sexy office girl, all of them aged between 21 and 24 years old. so I get a little spoiled. During my stay in Uganda I met a girl from Rwanda and spend most of the time with her. And the local people that I met, all of them found Rwanda girls quite attractive compared to the local girls. I did try two Ugandan girls. One just out of curiosity and another that wanted to try anal sex. I fulfilled the lady's wish and it was quite memorable experience but overall I don't find the Uganda women attractive at all. Of course they are so many girls around, so you can always find some gems.

- Girls in Kampala are pretty cheap. If we talk for a whole night and some morning action, the price that I paid varies from 150 k to 250 k (around $40 to $65). I read some ridiculous prices about $20-25 and I think that this is possible but what you will get is quit pathetic in terms of quality. After all, the beauty is in the eye of the beholder so if you can fuck something resembling a water buffalo and that makes you happy, you will be happy with the $20-25 girls. Me, I wanted something a little bit better.

- The African girls in general are pretty horny I may say. They want to fuck them all night and can not wait to raid you in the morning. It's fun at the beginning but can became quite challenging after the second week.

- I visit only one of the usual places. The Bubbles bar. It was Friday and it was full with girls in all sizes and shapes. Some of them were quite desperate to find clients. Didn't ask about the price because I was with company for the night, just used the place to have few drinks before going back to the airbnb for the second round. But it seems a good place if you want to drink something and to check the local talent.

Overall I had a very good time here in Kampala but I have the feeling that I got lucky and will not recommend it for a unexperienced African visitor as me. In my opinion Kenya is much better place for our kind of hobby in terms of both quality and quantity.

[Neddy69]

Not Bad. After a week I found a nice 1 BR Apartment secure. For 85 euros a month. With all amenities 2 km away from international malls discos and drinking dens. Dead quiet. Bodaboda ride to town 2000 ugx. No noise except the faint cry of the muezzin in far distance. As for this troll who has never been to Entebbe. (hit the ignore button!) who complains about noise from the airport. This is not Heathrow. Occasionally at night you hear the roar of a starting jet in far distance. That's it. Entebbe was and is a small airport with probably a dozen international flights a DAY. And that will never change. Nairobi and Entebbe are sleeping while Kigali builds a huge new Airport financed by Quatar. The upcoming regional carrier Rwandair operates also a Hub in West Africa already. Now the resurrected Ugandan Airlines offers direct regional flight connections to Dar es Salaam, Mombasa and Nairobi. Even Juba and Mogadishu.

Sir Neddy.

Who's still enjoying the fountain of joy.

[Triple Darknes]

In my experience if a woman passes by in Uganda without returning your gaze, she's not interested. Stopping girls under false pretences will get you nowhere. The thing to do is to let your eyes wander and see what happens. If you catch a girl's eyes and she wants to hook-up she will show it. She will gaze at you unashamedly until you come up to her. Don't expect this to happen too often though. During the day women don't make up more than 15% of people in the streets except on markets and the rare shopping malls where it can be 30%. Girls in shopping malls are often with male friends. I often had girls interested in me when I was already with another girl (sod's law or maybe something else having to do with the dynamics of mating).

People post wins on this section, rarely do people say "I had a fucked up trip" People assume that Just be white syndrome is universal. Even if a chick is willing it doesn't mean she's available and even if she available it doesn't mean that she can go. I met two girls at a Phone shop and they were available but they were both busy with customers. Never fucked them even though they were "available".

Trip.

[Muzungufotsy]

Thanks god. Escaped from Sexprison. I flew in with Egypt Air. Direct to Entebbe via Cairo. Only 10.5 hours from the cold S.thole to the balmy climate of Entebbe. One good thing Egypt air allow change of booking for only 75 euros

Entebbe approach belongs to the ten most dangerous approaches on earth. Why? The runway is relatively short. Add to that there's Lake Victoria before and after the runway. Weather? The most thunderstorms statistically on the planet. The Boeing 737-800 touched down rather hard at 4 o'clock in the morning.Brakes hard and full return thrust. Pheeew. Just before end of runway. Pheeew. I arrived without that useless EVisa. No need. They ask you to show your WHO yellow card. But. Don't despair. Nobody actually looks inside. Just get a blank booklet. LOL. Just hand over EU Passport at immigration 50 $ and get Visa sticker. No forms to fill out. No. Nothing.

Your biggest problem in Entebbe is cheap accommodation. I stay in ST room in town centre. Its a dump with free Wifi. But in center of action. Its called New African Village. 60 k ugx. Way overpaid.

Went to 4 turkeys. Had a Club. I didn't intend to take anything. But then. Africa is a VERY small place. Suddenly 2 huge knockers came in sight. Turned out to be my Squirting Queen. From 2 years ago. I don't believe it. Had a sleepless night and a wet bed.

Sir Neddy.

Who will make Entebbe my new african base. Everything's there. 2 shopping malls gym, golf court. International airport 5 km away. Cheap booze. Cheap chicas. Plenty of expat to hang out with. Good 4 G. good water supply.

The real question is why stay at Entebbe? It s so boring and everything is more expensive than downtown. 60 k for a dump there downtown you can pay 30 or 40 for a great room. As for the WiFi it s shit everywhere. As for the girls there is limited supply in Entebbe and they ask more than downtown because they cater to rich expats who stay there. As for the airport it s more a nuisance than anything else to hear planes all the time. Golf court? LOL You want us to believe that you play golf there?

[Neddy69]

Thanks god. Escaped from Sexprison. I flew in with Egypt Air. Direct to Entebbe via Cairo. Only 10.5 hours from the cold S.thole to the balmy climate of Entebbe. One good thing Egypt air allow change of booking for only 75 euros

Entebbe approach belongs to the ten most dangerous approaches on earth. Why? The runway is relatively short. Add to that there's Lake Victoria before and after the runway. Weather? The most thunderstorms statistically on the planet. The Boeing 737-800 touched down rather hard at 4 o'clock in the morning.Brakes hard and full return thrust. Pheeew. Just before end of runway. Pheeew. I arrived without that useless EVisa. No need. They ask you to show your WHO yellow card. But. Don't despair. Nobody actually looks inside. Just get a blank booklet. LOL. Just hand over EU Passport at immigration 50 $ and get Visa sticker. No forms to fill out. No. Nothing.

Your biggest problem in Entebbe is cheap accommodation. I stay in ST room in town centre. Its a dump with free Wifi. But in center of action. Its called New African Village. 60 k ugx. Way overpaid.

Went to 4 turkeys. Had a Club. I didn't intend to take anything. But then. Africa is a VERY small place. Suddenly 2 huge knockers came in sight. Turned out to be my Squirting Queen. From 2 years ago. I don't believe it. Had a sleepless night and a wet bed.

Sir Neddy.

Who will make Entebbe my new african base. Everything's there. 2 shopping malls gym, golf court. International airport 5 km away. Cheap booze. Cheap chicas. Plenty of expat to hang out with. Good 4 G. good water supply.

[Neddy69]

Kampala: William Street, where sex workers loot their clients.

https://tndnewsug.com/kampala-willia...their-clients/

I've been looted too. They stole 10 k ugx from my trousers pocket in one of the ST rooms in William. That was all I had on me.... LOL. Unlike some African guys who were fleeced out of 500k... wow...

Neddy.

Very enlightening article. I didn't know they have an own union and even a savings and loan. very well organized these ladies. LOL...

[Zimzam]

Kampala: William Street, where sex workers loot their clients.

https://tndnewsug.com/kampala-willia...their-clients/

[Neddy69]

Nightlife seems to go down the drain judging by the article. As long as Capital doesn't close down. And the slums are still there. And the universities.

Anybody on the ground now?
Even Chillies. Used to have yummy breakfast there.

http://www.sqoop.co.ug/201902/featur...-is-dying.html

Neddy.

[SoberHans69]

Sober Hans. Judging by your posts you don't have a real clue about Africa. You're the typical Thai monger in search of new venues.

Start with Kenya North coast. Get a EATV. Book in at Kerstins in Mtwapa for 11 euros. Enjoy. Don't go advanced. Kampala is not Medellin.

Neddy.

Thanks again Neddy, love reading your posts, you should write a book.

[Neddy69]

It's taking me a long time to decide on my next mongering destination but think I've settled on Uganda.

Was wanting to try Luanda but the lack of English puts me off.

From reading this thread, I think I'd be best off staying near Kabalagala.

Can anyone recommend a girl friendly hotel or guesthouse near there with WiFi and a fridge, don't need anything fancy just clean?

Preferably under 50 dollars a night if possible.

Thanks.

Sober Hans. Judging by your posts you don't have a real clue about Africa. You're the typical Thai monger in search of new venues.

Start with Kenya North coast. Get a EATV. Book in at Kerstins in Mtwapa for 11 euros. Enjoy. Don't go advanced. Kampala is not Medellin.

Neddy.

[SoberHans69]

It's taking me a long time to decide on my next mongering destination but think I've settled on Uganda.

Was wanting to try Luanda but the lack of English puts me off.

From reading this thread, I think I'd be best off staying near Kabalagala.

Can anyone recommend a girl friendly hotel or guesthouse near there with WiFi and a fridge, don't need anything fancy just clean?

Preferably under 50 dollars a night if possible.

Thanks.

[Zakmo]

I have been 1 month in Kampala, Uganda.

Is Johannesburg worth a trip also? Is the barrel leaking with fish like Kampala, or is it more conservative?

Different type of scene. Kampala, from what I've read, is more for "boots on the ground" type work. Jo'Burg is far more varied. Online sites work very well and have great talent. I think Jo'Burg is particularly good for semi-pros and more long term GFE type engagements.

I still Jo'Burg is one of the best places on the continent. It just has it's own nuance. You can't take the same approach to Jo'Burg as you would a Nairobi, Daar or Kampala (from what I've read).

[Lover Africa]

Jo-Burg: the most unsafe town, except you stay in the fenced in estates or you got a local driver taking you secure from A to be. Discos for the newly rich (Daddy got money from. Make a guess.). Fun only through escorts: there are dozens of webpages where you can order from. Asking prices from 200 $ an hour. Any race, any colour.

In Joburg the route to go is semi-pro, plenty of students around 20 $ ST 60 $ LT, if you want white triple that. Lots of scam on some webpages. With Uber you can get anywhere in Joburg day or night. You can't compare with Uganda.