Uganda

[Neddy69]

This is my first post. I've lurked for some time now, getting exited back-reading most of the Africa forums and am making preparations for my first trip to Africa. Just thought I'd share my ideas and see what people think.

Duration is 2 weeks at the end of March 2019, and am thinking that the Kenya / Uganda / Tanzania triangle is the best bet. I want to do touristy stuff and lay some hot, young chicks in between. I am 47 years old, fairly fit and tall. I was also considering Madagascar.

Even though I have travelled through South east Asia and have some experience with African girls, I'm kind of nervous and feel I should run my plans by for a 'common sense' check. My take from reading: there are pros, non-pros, and semi-pros. Available women are everywhere. You can get numbers and arrange dates as easily doing every day stuff as night clubs. Don't walk alone at night. Avoid women who are drunk or who approach you. Don't overpay the pros and don't skimp on the nice girls.

My understanding about the cities:

Nairobi. Polluted and big. But so big that you can find something for everyone. Cons: Not that appealing as a tourist. Women getting a bit 'spoilt and entitled'.

Mombasa. A good balance between girl availability and tourist hotspot. Cons: over-touristed? Pro to non-pro ratio a bit high?

Kampala. Cheaper, perhaps more authentic? Cons: polluted and ugly. (Bonus. Rwanda looks close?

I also researched Madagascar. Authentic semi-pro / non-pro experiences more common. The young girls look damn hot. Cons: remote, difficult to get around. Limited experience without French .

The plan in my head is to spend a week or so in Mobasa, then another week in Uganda / Rwanda and mix up touristy stuff with as much sex as I can. As a rule of thumb I don't enjoy 'hardened pro' experiences nearly as much as GFE's.

Specific questions: I have some idea about local issues, with Visa, etc, but know little about getting around between the countries and cities above? Would you suggest I fly into Nairobi first or start at Mombasa? I am stopping in Africa on the way from Australia to Europe. Is luggage storage available? Any unknown unknowns?

There is domestic flights in Kenya quite cheap between Mombasa and Nairobi. Cheap alternative train. To Kampala also flights from NBO and MBA. Prices from Europe to MBA are slightly more expensive on average than to NBO.

[CoalBurner]

Hi,

Any clubs with bigger chance to meet bisexuals for a potential threesome? I might be an optimist. But I heard someone say that there are in Bubbles, and maybe in Cayenne on Sundays. Read that there might be bisexuals / lesbians under the pool party there. But I have not much experience with clubs in Kampala. There might also be places other than clubs to meet up with bisexuals. Will be happy for comments.

I wouldn't be overly optimistic about finding 'any clubs with bigger chance to meet bisexuals for a potential threesome'. Uganda is still a closed society when it comes to bi-sexuality and homosexuality.

You can easily find 3 some at the well known hooker joints in Kampala like the previously mentioned DePosh and others. And in the attempt to 'seal the deal' girls may lie and tell you that they are bi, but once you hit the room all you'll end up with is the standard Ugandan 3 some in where no bi action occurs, and both girls take turns only on you.

In sum, I would say that you would be hard pressed to even find a legit 3 some in Uganda, let alone one with any real bi action.

[Stephen121]

This is my first post. I've lurked for some time now, getting exited back-reading most of the Africa forums and am making preparations for my first trip to Africa. Just thought I'd share my ideas and see what people think.

Duration is 2 weeks at the end of March 2019, and am thinking that the Kenya / Uganda / Tanzania triangle is the best bet. I want to do touristy stuff and lay some hot, young chicks in between. I am 47 years old, fairly fit and tall. I was also considering Madagascar.

Even though I have travelled through South east Asia and have some experience with African girls, I'm kind of nervous and feel I should run my plans by for a 'common sense' check. My take from reading: there are pros, non-pros, and semi-pros. Available women are everywhere. You can get numbers and arrange dates as easily doing every day stuff as night clubs. Don't walk alone at night. Avoid women who are drunk or who approach you. Don't overpay the pros and don't skimp on the nice girls.

My understanding about the cities:

Nairobi. Polluted and big. But so big that you can find something for everyone. Cons: Not that appealing as a tourist. Women getting a bit 'spoilt and entitled'.

Mombasa. A good balance between girl availability and tourist hotspot. Cons: over-touristed? Pro to non-pro ratio a bit high?

Kampala. Cheaper, perhaps more authentic? Cons: polluted and ugly. (Bonus. Rwanda looks close?

I also researched Madagascar. Authentic semi-pro / non-pro experiences more common. The young girls look damn hot. Cons: remote, difficult to get around. Limited experience without French .

The plan in my head is to spend a week or so in Mobasa, then another week in Uganda / Rwanda and mix up touristy stuff with as much sex as I can. As a rule of thumb I don't enjoy 'hardened pro' experiences nearly as much as GFE's.

Specific questions: I have some idea about local issues, with Visa, etc, but know little about getting around between the countries and cities above? Would you suggest I fly into Nairobi first or start at Mombasa? I am stopping in Africa on the way from Australia to Europe. Is luggage storage available? Any unknown unknowns?

[FunForever2]

Try "DE POSH" on Muyenga Road (Kabalagala).

Thanks. But it looks like De Posh is closed from February 2019! Guess there must be other clubs to meet bisexuals then in Kabalagala or Kampala?!

[Zimzam]

Hi,

Any clubs with bigger chance to meet bisexuals for a potential threesome? I might be an optimist. But I heard someone say that there are in Bubbles, and maybe in Cayenne on Sundays. Read that there might be bisexuals / lesbians under the pool party there. But I have not much experience with clubs in Kampala. There might also be places other than clubs to meet up with bisexuals. Will be happy for comments.

Try "DE POSH" on Muyenga Road (Kabalagala).

[CoalBurner]

Seems contradictory to me you say you paid some girls 100 k and then you had girls for free. The usual gift is between 30 and 50 k. Never paid more and never will but I will never let them leave without transport money unless you want them to hassle you every day and at the end it will cost you much more. Most of the girls here never ask for transport money but they always expect it. Nothing is free in Africa.

Two things can be equally true. There's lots of free pussy to be had if you understand the culture and know where to look for it. I certainly did and apparently so did he:

That was my territory 2 yrs ago. If you are to please yourself, work by the hour and let go. Go for the next kill. More than 80% of my kill was at close to zero cost. Only spent on booze and chicken.

[FunForever2]

Hi,

Any clubs with bigger chance to meet bisexuals for a potential threesome? I might be an optimist. But I heard someone say that there are in Bubbles, and maybe in Cayenne on Sundays. Read that there might be bisexuals / lesbians under the pool party there. But I have not much experience with clubs in Kampala. There might also be places other than clubs to meet up with bisexuals. Will be happy for comments.

[NorCalKid]

Why is it good for life?

I just got YF shot today. My yellow book actually states for life.

I had trouble finding the shot in the US. Travel clinic wanted over $200 usd. If anybody else visits Pattaya the YF vaccine is 700 b (21 usd) out at the shipping port public health office.

[Muzungufotsy]

Really nice to read these posts. Great stories. I was in Uganda couple years ago. Usually paid around 50 000 to 100 000 for the girls, depending how long they staid at my home. Tinder worked very well and also got lots of girls for a free of charge.

Seems contradictory to me you say you paid some girls 100 k and then you had girls for free. The usual gift is between 30 and 50 k. Never paid more and never will but I will never let them leave without transport money unless you want them to hassle you every day and at the end it will cost you much more. Most of the girls here never ask for transport money but they always expect it. Nothing is free in Africa.

[Slowalk]

Thanks all; it worked.

The World Health Organization determined that one Yellow Fever vaccination is good for life.

My eVisa was approved using a photocopy of my old yellow fever vaccination.

I just hope all African countries accept the change.

[Neddy69]

Hehe thanks for the advice I appreciate it. Any recommendations for a ST hotel downtown? Do they have rate by the hour or for 3 hours here?

Take a normal room in the pacific on William st. ST rooms are there. But frankly too dingy.

[Peetteri1]

Really nice to read these posts. Great stories. I was in Uganda couple years ago. Usually paid around 50 000 to 100 000 for the girls, depending how long they staid at my home. Tinder worked very well and also got lots of girls for a free of charge.

[Muzungufotsy]

Don't forget she might loose her job. Give it more time to work on her. Date her outside for a soda and take her for a ST hotel. Don't talk about money. Let it go with the flow. She is not a hooker. That doesn't mean you can't shag her.

Hehe thanks for the advice I appreciate it. Any recommendations for a ST hotel downtown? Do they have rate by the hour or for 3 hours here?

[Neddy69]

Was staying in this hotel downtown and had the fantasy to get the cleaning lady to clean my pipe during her shift.

In Madagascar it s pretty common and it is often accepted against a small fee. Well here maybe I wasn't lucky but this girl told me she was here to clean the room only. When I asked her why she didn't want the money she said it was against her principles. She said many customers asked her already but she refused it. I asked her how much these guys were willing to pay and she said some were offering her 50 k for ST which is 10 times more than her daily wage. Did this happen to other mongers in Kampala or was I just unlucky? This girl was really hot for a cleaning lady and I wonder if one of you guys didn't sponsor her already.

Don't forget she might loose her job. Give it more time to work on her. Date her outside for a soda and take her for a ST hotel. Don't talk about money. Let it go with the flow. She is not a hooker. That doesn't mean you can't shag her.

[Muzungufotsy]

Was staying in this hotel downtown and had the fantasy to get the cleaning lady to clean my pipe during her shift.

In Madagascar it s pretty common and it is often accepted against a small fee. Well here maybe I wasn't lucky but this girl told me she was here to clean the room only. When I asked her why she didn't want the money she said it was against her principles. She said many customers asked her already but she refused it. I asked her how much these guys were willing to pay and she said some were offering her 50 k for ST which is 10 times more than her daily wage. Did this happen to other mongers in Kampala or was I just unlucky? This girl was really hot for a cleaning lady and I wonder if one of you guys didn't sponsor her already.