Uganda

[BeardShaver]

My greetings to all especially the self proclaimed hidden king Neddy the great.

I am new to this forum.

Will be visiting Entebbe and Kampala.

I have read the forum but still need to know about girl friendly A/C hotels budget range 50 -60 USD.

Talked to Jumia Travels regarding Airtickets and Girl friendliness.

They shortlisted two hotels HBT Russel in Kampala and Albert Suites in Entebbe.

HBT goes around for 75-80 dollars and the Albert suites costs around 55 USD.

They have quoted me return fare Copenhagen to Entebbe 730 USD.

Still need help from seniors.

Visiting for 15 days.

I do not know the climate of Kampala, a couple of my friends recently returned but according to them they stayed in hotels without A/C, they used ceiling Fan instead and the hotels used by them costed less than 30 Euros.

Expecting help from all.

Beard Shaver.

Who will be visiting Kampala / Entebbe for fun. Beardshaver not Neddy.

[Neddy69]

Another development:

http://www.kakensamedia.com/gossip-t...line-kimansulo

Well camsex is evolving in subsaharan Africa as broadband prices drop. But usually the girls don't have the money to furnish equipment and pay bandwidth. There is enterprising businesspeople also Europeans. This sort of thing falls under distribution of pornography and is illegal in Kenya and Uganda which boasts an own Minister of ethics. He recently jailed ugandan singer panadol for 5 years for recording explicit music videos. Thats why all ugandans purporting to be south africans as there is no problem with the laws. But most of the profit is taken by the operators of these websites and the businesspeople and for the girls there remains a pittance. And I am not into camsex. I prefer live sex. Hehe.

Neddy.

[CleanShave]

Probably a typo. 30 million ugx. Don't use these websites in Africa. Just overpriced scams for clueless westerners. The system in Africa is different. Internet only for tourists.

Neddy.

Totally agree. Although in countries where WGs are cheap and plentiful there is always a market for the discreet well-off tourist or businessman who wants to be visited in his (or even her) room. The standard rate usually seems to be $100 (in Uganda, Thailand and elsewhere) - the price of discretion.

Another development:

http://www.kakensamedia.com/gossip-t...line-kimansulo

[Neddy69]

9 1/2 dollar for one hour. Do you think that is expensive?

Probably a typo. 30 million ugx. Don't use these websites in Africa. Just overpriced scams for clueless westerners. The system in Africa is different. Internet only for tourists.

Neddy.

[AskeAske]

I have a gut feeling that at a mere $9,630 per hour, Queens Escort Africa, who are advertising Uganda-based 'Shasha' (aged 23) on the Massage Republic website, is not going to attract many clients.

9 1/2 dollar for one hour. Do you think that is expensive?

[Terry09]

http://mycampusjuice.com/2017/05/02/...es-in-kampala/

A very informative article.

[CleanShave]

I have a gut feeling that at a mere $9,630 per hour, Queens Escort Africa, who are advertising Uganda-based 'Shasha' (aged 23) on the Massage Republic website, is not going to attract many clients.

[Neddy69]

No offence. But please don't compare London prices to subsaharan Africa. Rock Garden is near 5 star hotels so the girls hooking there operate on a different priceline / market as say Kabalagala. I found no correlation in paying higher prices giving better service. If you are happy you can always tip her after or give her a used smart phone. I never took a girl out of Rock Garden. If you take the same chica out of Capital pub she going to cost you 50.000 A NIGHT. And as none of them are hookers I do not negotiate in advance.
But I am a low cost cheap charlie budget monger not a loaded businessman or travelling on a good company per diem
Neddy.

To find squirters is nothing special in Uganda and Rwanda. Its squirters paradise.

[CleanShave]

You paid WAY too much mate. But Rock Garden is for Business people. And the girls adjust their prices according to the environment. And the currency is UGX not USD. No way I pay in forex. My sqirter cost me a total of 100.000 ugx for 2 nights. Of course she wanted to marry. By paying a month wages of a night watchman.

I totally accept that I overpaid and I apologise for upsetting the free market mechanism that dictates prices. However, in my defence, I would argue that if you try to barter WGs down too much then you invariably get a lesser service.

I know that the relationship with the girls ultimately a financial one but that doesn't mean you can't show them some respect.

As someone who travels to many countries and partakes in the "hobby" I know that in order to get the best service and minimise any risks it is important to carry out as much research as possible. In some countries, or parts of the country, it is a straight financial transaction. Rather like buying a Big Mac. But in others, paying above the odds can often result in a dramatic improvement in the level of service.

I paid less than a tenth of what kind of service would cost in London and it was truly memorable. Indeed, most of the several hundred WGs who I have met and can remember offered a superior performance as a consequence of offering more money. In Thailand for instance, it is possible to get a girl from the street for $15 but if you want one who offers more than eight words of English, OWO, GFE etc, you need to be thinking in the region of $120. And so on.

The experience of Rock Garden, to which I intend to return, was as good as some of the top punting locations in the world such as the Del Rey, seedy clubs in Phnom Penh, parts of Pattaya, and so on. All I was suggesting is that not bartering them down too far, and making it clear that you had deliberately chosen her and are expecting a good service, then the favour was returned. And in her case in a spectacular fashion that most WGs are not capable of doing.

[Neddy69]

I stayed in the Speke Hotel a few months ago and inevitably ended up in the Rock Garden Cafe.

It was, to quote Top Gun, a "target rich environment". There were about 35 WGs and I was the sole white face. The only other customer in the bar was an Indian businessman who was being ignored by girls because he had apparently "demanded discount".

The atmosphere was friendly and they were not too pushy. When I spoke to one the others backed off. There were girls from Uganda, Kenya, DRC, Tanzania and Cameroon. And they came in a variety of shapes and sizes. And I think every taste was catered for. All spoke good English.

I then went outside and sat down with a beer and was surrounded by about ten of them. Again all very friendly. There were two security guards watching from a distance.

I eventually chose a girl from southern Uganda. Hair died blonde, pretty, small arse but greats breasts. She asked for $100 but settled for $50. The problem was getting out of the bar because the other nine tried to follow and security stopped all of them. A guard then asked me which one I wanted brought to my room. I told him, gave him 5000 shillings and asked for 5 minutes.

She duly arrived but looked a bit embarrassed. She explained that she squirted. Er, not a problem for me, I responded.

After a shower we got into the bed and I started to lick her. She was shaved and tasted good. And then suddenly she started shaking and I was hit in the face with the most amazing squirt. There must have half a litre and it soaked the bed. And me! She was again very apologetic but I assured her I would be disappointed.

After then we tried a number of positions, she clearly came two or three times, soaked the bed again and told me that she wanted to marry me.

We slept for a while and she left at about 6.00 pm. I paid her Boda (taxi) money as well.

You paid WAY too much mate. But Rock Garden is for Business people. And the girls adjust their prices according to the environment. And the currency is UGX not USD. No way I pay in forex. My sqirter cost me a total of 100.000 ugx for 2 nights. Of course she wanted to marry. By paying a month wages of a night watchman.

Neddy.

Who is dating a sweet fula non pro in TG. With big perfect rounded breasts.

[BobBlack]

I stayed in the Speke Hotel a few months ago and inevitably ended up in the Rock Garden Cafe.

It was, to quote Top Gun, a "target rich environment". There were about 35 WGs and I was the sole white face. The only other customer in the bar was an Indian businessman who was being ignored by girls because he had apparently "demanded discount".

The atmosphere was friendly and they were not too pushy. When I spoke to one the others backed off. There were girls from Uganda, Kenya, DRC, Tanzania and Cameroon. And they came in a variety of shapes and sizes. And I think every taste was catered for. All spoke good English.

I then went outside and sat down with a beer and was surrounded by about ten of them. Again all very friendly. There were two security guards watching from a distance..

Great report mate and honestly I thought the whole of East Africa is dead as there have been no reports for ages from anywhere, Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania and to a point Rwanda. Thank God it's still alive living and kicking there. I never doubted it wasn't but it's been so long of logging in daily to see some report from somebody to let us all know all is still in perfect condition. I'll be there in April to test the waters and see what's on offer. Stayed in Kla for a year and miss it lots. Seems like nothing much has changed a few new faces but thanks from the majority for great reports and those help us all in our League of Gentlemen. Happy New Year to all.

[CleanShave]

I stayed in the Speke Hotel a few months ago and inevitably ended up in the Rock Garden Cafe.

It was, to quote Top Gun, a "target rich environment". There were about 35 WGs and I was the sole white face. The only other customer in the bar was an Indian businessman who was being ignored by girls because he had apparently "demanded discount".

The atmosphere was friendly and they were not too pushy. When I spoke to one the others backed off. There were girls from Uganda, Kenya, DRC, Tanzania and Cameroon. And they came in a variety of shapes and sizes. And I think every taste was catered for. All spoke good English.

I then went outside and sat down with a beer and was surrounded by about ten of them. Again all very friendly. There were two security guards watching from a distance.

I eventually chose a girl from southern Uganda. Hair died blonde, pretty, small arse but greats breasts. She asked for $100 but settled for $50. The problem was getting out of the bar because the other nine tried to follow and security stopped all of them. A guard then asked me which one I wanted brought to my room. I told him, gave him 5000 shillings and asked for 5 minutes.

She duly arrived but looked a bit embarrassed. She explained that she squirted. Er, not a problem for me, I responded.

After a shower we got into the bed and I started to lick her. She was shaved and tasted good. And then suddenly she started shaking and I was hit in the face with the most amazing squirt. There must have half a litre and it soaked the bed. And me! She was again very apologetic but I assured her I would be disappointed.

After then we tried a number of positions, she clearly came two or three times, soaked the bed again and told me that she wanted to marry me.

We slept for a while and she left at about 6.00 pm. I paid her Boda (taxi) money as well.

[CleanShave]

There are numerous articles in the Uganda press about prostitution and the government's inability to control the situation. Most of the articles include a lot of useful information and, in some cases, photos. I have attached three examples.

I am likely to be in Uganda at the end of January and should be able to submit some accurate reports and photos. Girls willing.

[CleanShave]

Welcome to yet another edition of we dey catcha. Once again we reveal the growing sextainment industry in Uganda and how the industry of prostitution is being modernised.

So here is where to find Ugandan prostitutes.

1. IN BARS.

These could be in Makindye, Wandegeya, Kireka, Kabalagala and Kampala bars. Have you ever noticed that one hot girl sipping on her soda usually a fanta and seated usually by the counter? If yes, you may have seen a prostitute. Go to Rock bar or Top bar and you are certain 90% of every lady there is selling her body.

These bar prostitutes will give you a suggestive look inviting you to take action. They give off sexual indicators of interest. Most of the time, you buy her a drink and you are allowed to finger her. Two more drinks, you get a dark spot and she will allow you to enter her meatpie.

If possible, she will ask you to take her home. These are the cheapest prostitutes around.

2. Red Light Zones.

In Makindye at a place called Ewa Kiiwa, in Wandegeya at Ground Zero, in Kabalagala bars and clubs, industrial area, along speke road and at William street. There are permanent and makeshift lodges nearby.

Parts of upper Kampala like Katonga road, Shimoni road and along the Tanzanian embassy. These ones will allow you to fuck them on spot for less than 10 K. In Ntinda, near Bubbles and behind Tuskys and Ntinda market, in Kireka near Crane bank and along the railway.

For 24-7 prostitutes then try Kimombasa in Bwaise.

3. In Massage Parlours.

When I visited a massage spa, the girl inside confessed that for 30000 she will have protected sex and 100 k unprotected with a client.

For every Kampala massage parlour, that's a prostitution area. Many disguise it as erotic massage.

During massage, you are required to take off all your clothes so you can imagine.

4. SEX ESCORTS.

These are always a call away, you only have to break through their circle to know them. These ones usually work under pimps. They also go by the name of erotic or bikini dancers and pole dancers.

5. Mobile masseuse.

These are ladies who find you in the comfort of your home to give you massage aka sex in disguise. They charge between 30 K to 100 k.

6. On top of most Kampala arcades.

Most top floors of Kampala arcades house lodges. But these are difficult to notice. Only regular clients are aware.

It is possible to find a shop claiming to deal in computers with lodge rooms at the back. These arcade lodges are used by men and women who cheat in the famous lunch time sex. Most Kampala lodges are fully occupied from 12 noon to 3 pm during which sex sessions take place.

Bankers aka the female tellers are most cited in this lunchtime prostitution and most notable Stanbic bank tellers. Top hotels also have call away sex escorts at the request of a hotel client.

6. Facebook Prostitutes.

The ssengas and other girls who upload obscene photos are sex traders in disguise. It only takes the right words in their inbox to get to a conclusion. They always prefer to meet at your home.

[CleanShave]

http://mycampusjuice.com/2017/05/02/...es-in-kampala/