Uganda

[Pokeris]

Thanks guys.

Getting around, is Uber a good option in Kampala?

Cheers.

V.

Uber is good option at Kmpala and is cheap last time on August I pay from Kabalagala to Entebee airport 60000 shillings with heavy traffic. Also when going with uber you can take drivers number and make deal with him for next rides little bit cheaper without uber app.

[Vanilla4]

Thanks guys.

Getting around, is Uber a good option in Kampala?

Cheers.

V.

Website seems to be down but it has a Facebook site.

https://www.facebook.com/AmnesiaUg/

[CleanShave]

My memory is somewhat hazy. I believe Thursday. But check here.

http://amnesia.co.ug

Don't expect an easy pull there. Its not Capital. But just walk around. There is fresh meat everywhere.

Neddy.

Who is preparing the great Kigali Report. Enjoy my caf americano at kigali heights shopping centre right now.

Website seems to be down but it has a Facebook site.

https://www.facebook.com/AmnesiaUg/

[Neddy69]

My memory is somewhat hazy. I believe Thursday. But check here.

http://amnesia.co.ug

Don't expect an easy pull there. Its not Capital. But just walk around. There is fresh meat everywhere.

Neddy.

Who is preparing the great Kigali Report. Enjoy my café americano at kigali heights shopping centre right now.

[Vanilla4]

Great report, thanks a lot.

This was at a Friday night I assume? Am interested in the timing of the college night.

Cheers, V.

After tearing myself away from the fleshpots of Kabalagala I moved Ops to City center to explore the low end of the market before my bus to Kigali departs on Sunday. To move to town makes logistics much more easy. I found a surprisingly good hotel. Value for money and relatively quiet. Its the Pacific hotel right on William Street. 50.000 ugx. Just a short stroll from Kampala road. In the evening I walked around 9 pm. Good time as most shops close and the hustle and bustle dies down. As I left the hotel I turned right walking along William towards the roundabout I saw already loads of SWs on the lookout for prey. Quite the most aggressive hookers I cam across so far. They grab you by the wrist. There it pays to know some local lingo. Enda is kiswahili and is polite for go away. Kwenda is the less polite way I. E. F. K off. And in Luganda language its Genda. And ass is gabina. After running the gauntlet I had a club at Top pub. Opposite loads of SWs and there is ST rooms. After I finished the beer I went to famous Rock Garden. Nice and cool atmosphere for upmarket hookers. Only a few good ones around. Chatted with an aspiring actress. She hooks only at Rock Garden. She has her own car?? Anyway no deal as I still recover from my sessions with my H-Class squirter. After a beer I left to go clubbing. As I walked down Kampala rd. I got several offers to hook of sweet young things. And after 9 pm little traffic. Went to club Amnesia. Cool joint near Main train station. College night was on. Primarily male students. But later in the night. Loads of nonpro chica filter in. WTF the place is boiling. In front of me nice chica shakin her homoungus booty. EEEh. Paid Tusker malt. Grinds my dick down for an hour. Money well spend. Got on the pisser. End of the month is very good time. Rent is due and loads of chicas look to make a quick buck. The rooms go for 200.000 ugx. Chica wanted to sell massage. Started with 100 USD. I almost got a fit of laughter. Typical nonpro. I advised her about the going rates. Short time one to two shots I pay 30.000 to 40.000 ugx. LT I had two times 50.000 ugx. So to all you overpaying crackheads. These are the rates. I never negotiate in advance. I never force a girl to stay overnight. Many hook part time and play good girl. So they have to go home. Next night I was highjacked on William Street by a sweet ruandese hooker 23 years B Cups. Topbody. While many SWs are near expiration there is always fresh young meat there. As I am an adventurer I let me take her to the ST rooms. Some advice. If you try this stunt. Go only with 10.000 ugx in your pocket. Thats the going rate in these joints for ST. The girl was funny. Little english. I wanted doggy, she said for 50.000 WTF. Very unexperienced and uninspiring. More money you carry and other valuables will be liberated. Hehe. Here you pay in Advance. Only Standard shag Missionary no BJ. There is a clean sheet on the bed. You can be happy if she takes off the bra. Condom is included. But not my cup of tea as I don't want to be rushed. Next time I take one for 30.000 ugx to my hotel room. Usual safety measures apply. All valuables locked away.

Neddy.

Who was ripped off for 35.000 ugx. Quite my cheapest african trip so far.

[Neddy69]

After tearing myself away from the fleshpots of Kabalagala I moved Ops to City center to explore the low end of the market before my bus to Kigali departs on Sunday. To move to town makes logistics much more easy. I found a surprisingly good hotel. Value for money and relatively quiet. Its the Pacific hotel right on William Street. 50.000 ugx. Just a short stroll from Kampala road. In the evening I walked around 9 pm. Good time as most shops close and the hustle and bustle dies down. As I left the hotel I turned right walking along William towards the roundabout I saw already loads of SWs on the lookout for prey. Quite the most aggressive hookers I cam across so far. They grab you by the wrist. There it pays to know some local lingo. Enda is kiswahili and is polite for go away. Kwenda is the less polite way I. E. F. K off. And in Luganda language its Genda. And ass is gabina. After running the gauntlet I had a club at Top pub. Opposite loads of SWs and there is ST rooms. After I finished the beer I went to famous Rock Garden. Nice and cool atmosphere for upmarket hookers. Only a few good ones around. Chatted with an aspiring actress. She hooks only at Rock Garden. She has her own car?? Anyway no deal as I still recover from my sessions with my H-Class squirter. After a beer I left to go clubbing. As I walked down Kampala rd. I got several offers to hook of sweet young things. And after 9 pm little traffic. Went to club Amnesia. Cool joint near Main train station. College night was on. Primarily male students. But later in the night. Loads of nonpro chica filter in. WTF the place is boiling. In front of me nice chica shakin her homoungus booty. EEEh. Paid Tusker malt. Grinds my dick down for an hour. Money well spend. Got on the pisser. End of the month is very good time. Rent is due and loads of chicas look to make a quick buck. The rooms go for 200.000 ugx. Chica wanted to sell massage. Started with 100 USD. I almost got a fit of laughter. Typical nonpro. I advised her about the going rates. Short time one to two shots I pay 30.000 to 40.000 ugx. LT I had two times 50.000 ugx. So to all you overpaying crackheads. These are the rates. I never negotiate in advance. I never force a girl to stay overnight. Many hook part time and play good girl. So they have to go home. Next night I was highjacked on William Street by a sweet ruandese hooker 23 years B Cups. Topbody. While many SWs are near expiration there is always fresh young meat there. As I am an adventurer I let me take her to the ST rooms. Some advice. If you try this stunt. Go only with 10.000 ugx in your pocket. Thats the going rate in these joints for ST. The girl was funny. Little english. I wanted doggy, she said for 50.000 WTF. Very unexperienced and uninspiring. More money you carry and other valuables will be liberated. Hehe. Here you pay in Advance. Only Standard shag Missionary no BJ. There is a clean sheet on the bed. You can be happy if she takes off the bra. Condom is included. But not my cup of tea as I don't want to be rushed. Next time I take one for 30.000 ugx to my hotel room. Usual safety measures apply. All valuables locked away.

Neddy.

Who was ripped off for 35.000 ugx. Quite my cheapest african trip so far.

[Neddy69]

I love Uganda. Maybe GF sex is better in Kenya. But. The sweetness and diversity of the chicas in Uganda is hard to beat. The food and weather is perfect. The only drawback in Kabalagala are non existent street lighting. Missing potholes, open drainages, obnoxious bodas, traffic noise and smog. But for the chicas. Its all worth it. After the mild flu turned out not so mild I was out of action for 5 days.

Time to update. Capital Pub and the SWs around it. For me a fertile hunting ground. There is always new faces and almost 0 Wazungu hunters on the ground. The best days for hunting are Tuesdays to Thursday. Friday is also good. Sunday nice. Monday absolutely dead. Saturday overcrowded with local males. Avoid. Action starts around 2300 hrs. It never took me longer until 0200 to get laid. What I usually do I go to Robot Bar for warm up. But. Beware its not a tourist joint. But great bongo and dancehall and cheap beer and khat. Always when I have the intention not to take a chica. What can I say. I intended to go only for a beer. Anita attached herself to me and wouldn't take no for an answer. Sigh. A small spinner she gave me a Lapdance and as I found out. No panties. And my last Shag five days ago. So you can imagine. Had a good quickie. Send her on the way with 30.000. A couple of days later. Same thing no intention to a take out from Capital. Saw sweet shy thing sitting besides me. Took her two days in a row. Slim good body. Stayed overnight. Twice. Damage each. 50.000 ugx. And than. I met my squirting Queen. Same story again. To get rid of my cold I chewed khat at robot khat makes you wide awake and relaxing the same time. It curbs appetite and suppresse sleep. The only draw back. Your dick is out of order for like 48 hrs. But back. AT around 0100 hrs I moved back to Capital. And there J. Attached herself to me. It was Tuesday. The session I had lasted 48 hrs. Her Tits are unbelievable 43 H? Does such a size exist?? She is a sweet personality a Busoga from Jinja. And she squirts. I took her doggy then I pulled my dick out and started to beat her pussy. Than a warm shower of squirt covered my dick. Finally a chick which matched my sexual appetite. We almost never left bed except for food and Drink. Sterling Service. She massage my dick with her huge melons. WTF. Paradise. Totally relaxing. Send her on her way after 2 days. Total damage 100.000 cash. An old HTC smartphone and about 20.000 ugx spent on food and drinks. This is a keeper. Friendly and sweet. But time to get away from the fleshpots of Kabalagala. I ll spend few more days in town. Before its off to squirters paradise. Ruanda. And best breakfast in town. Chillies opposite Capital. That's where I ll head now.

Neddy.

Who really enjoyed the waters of the Nile. Look out for Banyankole tribe. They are certified squirters. Its called give water.....

[Tungsten2]

Inspiring! Enjoy those ghetto chicks.

[Balanitico]

Hi Neddy,

Good report!

The south Sudanese girl was Dinka or Nuer (very very tall and dark)?

[Neddy69]

As I am down with a case of mild flu, perfect time to note down my impressions. Kabalagala as defined by me, that means pick up area runs roughly from Ggaba. Muyenga Road junction down along Ggaba Road through Kansanga and Soya on one side and up a bit Muyenga Road. This stretch contains De Posh and Capital Pub as well as the other two joints surveyed called Vision Congo and Robot Bar (was misspelled Rocket bar).

Lets start with Capital. For me the prime pickup spot. While of course there are the hardcores which are here every day. Easily recognized by aggressively pursuing you and shake the ass and dress fancy, they are old by african standards. I can't be bothered with. But. I pay some drinks and befriend them, and they point out fresh meat to me. There is 2 types of fresh meat. Once the fresh muzungu who has no idea about prices and falls easy prey to the hardcores. On the other hand fresh young black meat. For me that is the age group 18 to 23 years more or less. How to identify them. They act rather shy and will usually not discuss prices. They are not dressed up. Some of them do not have even a working phone. Let alone a smart phone. This is the kind of chica I am aiming for. My sweet 19 y/o fell in that category. I was lucky but. She had no phone. I gave her my number. She never contacted me. What a pity. Disappeared in dead ground. I sorely miss her. The second sweet shag I had, was my South Sudanese chica. More like semipro. Hangs out playing pool. Had a blast. Damage 30.000. Will repeat.

SWs. There is ugly ones of course. Loads of chicas filter in and out of clubs. Just walk junction area GGaba Muyenga Rds. But I found a gem squeezed in tight shorts and bra 2 sizes too small. LOL. Took telephone number. Fixed date for next afternoon for more shagging power. Again major comms hickup. The phone was her sisters. Comms is sometimes a real Pain in de A.... But. eventually date worked out. Very sweet, wanted to stay overnight, real nice and attentive good service. 20 years huge but slightly wobbly boobs, nice to play with. Came several times, I shot two loads. Perfect 2 hours spent in the afternoon. Started with 30.000. Slight complain. Ok baby you were really good. upped a tenner to 40.000 ugx. Sent her happy on her way. Will repeat. But. I hv a tall rwandese/kenyan mixed bred on my waiting phone list.....
Tagged. Worked out to be total disappoint. The 2 sweet potentials I have been chatting with since Kenya. blablabla. Oh baby I use ONLY PRIVATE HIRE . I dont use public transport.... EEEH WTF. Oh baby its just 100.000 ugx from Entebbe. I blocked the golddiggers and told them to look for stupid tourists and UN types.... WTF. 100.000 for transport only??? In fact I never made good experience on social networks. I am an avid street hunter. Just sit somewhere on the street corners surrounding Kabalagala where the chicas come out from the not so well to do areas.... Loads of them. I didnt even start to work off my list of telephones collected that way.....

I was stunned by numbers of eritrean refugees around here. Loads of shaggeable chicas. No need to go to Eritrea any more. You can shag yourself through Asmara right here.
Now down to my impressions about the second hotspot down Ggaba Road. Deuces... I went in only one time. Empty. Next time I went in in the morning a few drunkards and ugly leftovers from last night were there. So I am not willing to invest a lot of time in there wait for 4 am in the morning for the drunk leftovers of last night. Loads of regular chicas to be picked up during the day. Just walk down ggaba road for coffee. If you see something nice which smiles at you. STRIKE. Takes about 15 seconds to take the phone number.... And then phone her up for a date....
This is my preferred strategy. I am the classic big game hunter. I am not going for some lame expired prey like a hyeana. I am a Leopard.... Strike and disappear in the dark.....
Neddy
Who will venture soon in the unexplored areas of Kansanga and Soya.... Loads of ghetto chics with baseball caps and single mothers to hunt down.

[Neddy69]

Hi Neddy,

Where you found this club?

Very easy. Its near capital pub. By walking. The name is Vision Congo. And the name of the other joint is Rocket Bar. Good Khat there. The atmosphere is like in the movie blade runner. Hehe. And loads of SWs. Took number of a sweet 20 y/o with big boobs and tiny waist. And they are very happy if you give them 30.000.

[Balanitico]

Friday I slept in. During afternoon I found a Congolese club.

Hi Neddy,

Where you found this club?

[Balanitico]

Received on whatsapp.

[Neddy69]

Time to update what was up the last 2 nights. Thursday I went to Deuces on GGaba road. Absolute dead. Devoid of people. The security told me it's filling up after 4 oclock in the morning?? Eeh. Had a warm Bell and listened to old school 80's Songs. I always feel in a time warp. Africa is stuck in the past. An old Schwarzenegger movie was on. Oh tempos passados. I love it. I the say Deuces is past its prime.

My Intelligence sources tell me there is loads of places you can pull poor university chicas. I went to Pyramidm nice outdoor African joint. Now Shishas hookahs are very popular. Nice place but little in terms of pickup. I moved back with taxi bus to Capital. Loads of chicas. Took number of a sweet tall rwandese chica. Thursday is a good day. Found a nice south Sudanese girl. She is a good snooker player. Paid a drink. Than I asked where I can buy Miraa leaves. To chew a bit. We went to a nearby totally african joint. Down and absolutely dingy. That place is only 50 metres from Capital. I am quite sure I was one of the first white man in there. Nice bongo and dancehall tunes. Got on the pisser. Hookers filter in and out of that place. Dirt cheap. Khat sets you back 2500. A Hookah which can be filled with stuff to your liking 5000. Bell 4000. Had a blast until 5 o'clock in the morning. Took number of my SS chic. I call you. Later. Totally wasted.

Friday I slept in. During afternoon I found a Congolese club. Time to improve on my French skills. Live band was on. Cover charge 5000. Live lingala band. Loove that joint. And sure enough. I saw slim Congolese sharply dressed MILF. Pulled her over. Sat besides me. I chat away in French. We really hit it off. SHE paid 2 bells for me. WTF. This chica has pesa. We enjoyed each other on the dancefloor. Some dumbass NGO types spoiled the dancefloor. Annoying. My sweetheart got tired. Sure babe let's move to my squeaky clean guesthouse room. This is basically a 50 $ room. But I pay 10 $. We hit it off. I gave her good DATY. And in the morning. Money for transport. 50.000. And I have loads on waiting list. South Sudan. Eritrea. Uganda. Congo. Ruanda. WTF. I ll move headquarters from Gambia. She promised to get me a Congolese visa.

Neddy.

Who practiced a lot French this night. And Lyonnaise.

[Neddy69]

I was in both Mombasa and Kampala. I agree totally with you.

Can I ask more info about Chez Johnson hotel? Is it girl friendly? Do they complain if you have different women every day? Do they have safe in the room? Otherwise do they accept to take in their office your money and valuables?

No. The chez Johnson is a crappy run down joint. But quiet and close to the action. What you do is stay 3 nights and walk in the area. There is lots of new squeaky clean hotels and guest houses. Let them show you the room.

In these places taking chicas is no issue. Most of these places do not have safes. I have my own safe. Its an old banged up aluminium suitcase than you buy a padlock and a chain. And chain it to the bed or another suitable furniture. NEVER deposit valuables at an African hotel. In Kenya they steal from deposited cash envelopes. And some hotels in Kenya ask to declare my valuables. So the employees know if its worthwhile to rob from you. I never write anything. Hehe. I only have emergency cash around 500 $ which I don't use. I accept bad Exchange Rate and pull out money only with my visa credit card. Stanbic bank doesn't hit you with a surcharge. Good bank. The ATMs are old NCRs but they work. I never pull more than equivalent of 200 $. When that's used up I pull the next. Hey that's all you really need. Visa card and passport. I had hidden pockets made in Nanyuki. Velcro closure passport size. Sewn on the inside of my trousers.

Neddy.
Who had yet to find a non GF hotel in Africa...
And BTW another long term Swiss resident was killed yesterday in Mtwapa.. Eyes gouged out... And Bamburi Beach Resort burned down to the ground my Intelligence tells me....