Botswana

[SameerClient]

Please provide structured leads, inbox me please with numbers too I m reaching on 17th Feb.

[Lover Africa]

Was recently in Francistown, one can still get SW for 100 Pula (10 $) for short time without negotiating.

[Loso69]

After seeing way too many pictures of faceless Pretoria escorts, I was ready for some live action. I was looking forward to shaking my white buns to African rhythms, surrounded by tall & slender gazelles undressing me with their eyes as they were vying for my attention. It was Saturday night in Gaborone, and I was expecting fireworks.

My first stop was the Bull & Bush Pub. As I ordered an early dinner, a bunch of white guys were watching rugby on TV. Apart from the wine-guzzling middle-aged woman at the table next to mine, there were no unaccompanied females. Oh well. It was still early.

The winter night got colder & colder. I was shaking like a leaf. Not to mention utterly bored. Eventually, the middle-aged woman invited herself to my table. Even though I made it abundantly clear I had no interest in her, she wouldn't stop talking. She disapproved of my decadent lifestyle, traveling the world for the sole purpose of chasing pussy. She said I wouldn't find true happiness until I found true love. No thanks. I just wanna fuck… hot, young bitches!

I escaped granny & took a cab to Zoom. It was still early when I arrived, but the club soon got busy. There were only 2 white guys in the house, and plenty of honies were eyeing me up. There was just one slight hitch… they were all fat!

I kept moving around, surveying the talent, looking for the sexy body that would inspire a night of lustful debauchery. But the quality in Zoom was downright awful, and the tall & slender gazelle remained elusive.

I needed to get laid, so I grabbed an overweight chick with a cute enough face. As soon as we'd hooked up, she wouldn't leave me alone for a second, even following me into the toilet! At closing time, I took her home. I snapped some pictures that put Botswana on the map. I banged her a couple of times. Still, I wasn't exactly a happy camper.

Loso

[Loso69]

bull & bush

bull & bush is often mentioned as a p4p venue. unless you're into middle-aged fat chicks, it doesn't deserve a mention! and if you do happen to spot a sexy young cutie she's most probably on a date with her boyfriend!

having said that, on monday night ribs night, a cutie waiting for take-away offered me her phone number. when i invited her to my room the next night, she called me naughty & politely declined. after i met her in the mall the next day, and bought her some cheap clothes, she finally agreed to accompany me to my hotel. she was young, didn't have a baby, and looked much better naked than the hoes i pulled from zoom. she was also inexperienced & complained she hurt as i pounded her tight snatch. and she couldn't spend the night mommy expected her home!

zoom

just about every time i mentioned zoom, people warned me zoom was a bloody dangerous place. i witnessed a fight in zoom, where a guy stomped his foot on another guy's face after knocking him down. i'm not sure if he was still alive, but he damn sure wasn't moving! more disturbingly, nobody seemed to care. his motionless body was eventually dragged out like a sack of potatoes. while i sensed no animosity towards white people, the incident left me feeling vulnerable.

on saturday night, there were plenty of girls, though none were to my liking. on weekdays, there's hardly any talent.

forget about all night partying in zoom. they close at 2 am on weekends & midnight on weekdays. gaborone is party pooper central!

the cover charge is 20 bwp. beers are 25 bwp.

o'hagan's & boulevard

when i asked my bull & bush semi-pro where she liked to party, she mentioned 2 places. the first was 0'hagan's, an irish pub in game city mall, which turns into a disco on weekends. when i checked the place out on a weekday afternoon, it was deserted.

the other place she mentioned was boulevard, a disco in the suburb of phakalane. the granny from my 1st night at bull & bush also recommended boulevard. the expensive taxi fare (100 bwp) prevented me from checking the place out. if boulevard is indeed the premier hooker disco in gaborone, it might be a good idea to stay in the area. alas, there are no hotels nearby, except for an expensive golf resort.

malls

i had lunch at a mall almost every day of my stay. i went to main mall, rail park mall & game city. some people have recommended chatting up non-pros in malls. i never hooked up with anyone. then again, i didn't make much of an effort. picking up girls in a mall is simply not my style. hooker discos are my natural habitat.

conclusion

gaborone is a spread out city lacking a true city center. the p4p options are located all over town. taxis don't cruise for passengers.

based on my research, i'd identified bull & bush and zoom as the premier p4p venues. bull & bush was a total bust. the quality of the talent in zoom was appalling. i didn't fancy spending 200 bwp on return taxi fare to check out the hoes in boulevard or trekkers on a weekday.

on paper, gaborone sounded better than windhoek. in reality, i hated gaborone, and liked windhoek. you live, you learn!

loso

[Loso69]

Intercape Bus

I traveled to Gaborone from Pretoria on an Intercape bus. I made the reservation through the Internet & paid 290 ZAR for the 6 hour trip (1 PM - 7 PM).

Metcourt Inn

I made a reservation at the Metcourt Inn (at the Grand Palm) through Agoda (around 50 EUR / night). The rooms are tiny, but very functional. The hotel is perfectly girl-friendly.

Combis

During the daytime, I only traveled by combi (minivan). My hotel was close to busy Molepole Road. In the direction of town, all combis were going to the bus rank. From there, you can get anywhere in town. Just ask a friendly local which combi to take.

Right in front of the hotel, I could catch a combi to Game Mall.

Combis are available until around 8 PM. The fare is 3.50 BWP.

Taxis

Unlike in most African capitals, taxis don't drive around looking for customers. Surprisingly, there were never any taxis at the Grand Palm (2 hotels & a casino). You either need to call a taxi or go to a taxi stand (bus rank, malls, night spots).

The standard taxi fare seemed to be 30 BWP. The range was 20-40 BWP. While taxi fares were generally reasonable, I was quoted 100 BWP for out of the way destinations like Boulevard & Trekkers.

Loso

[Loso69]

I'll be spending a week in Gaborone from tomorrow (Aug 22 - Aug 29). If anyone wants to meet up, PM me.

Loso

[Hummel178]

Hummel,

A year is a long time in Francistown in my opinion. It may be small for you, depending on how you like to spend your time. Lots of opportunities to hobby though. Easy access to Gabs for the weekend and Zim on occasion.

NS.

Thanks for your advices guys. At the end I declined the offer and opted for the opportunity to go to Maputo, where I will go this summer.

Best wishes,

Hummel

[FoxesHunter]

I mean sex with no-pro and semi-pro. Thank you!

[Lover Africa]

Is there any pussy here because I cannot find any, or is it where I'm looking or the time I'm looking?

If you can not find pussy in Gabs then you are doing something wrong.

[Jamie69]

Is there any pussy here because I cannot find any, or is it where I'm looking or the time I'm looking?

Yes but you need a bit of local knowledge. Bull and Bush pub for a start or the large hotel bars.

[HardDic]

Is there any pussy here because I cannot find any, or is it where I'm looking or the time I'm looking?

[Westcoast 1951]

Hi everyone,

I am in Gaborone for a few and I am staying at Cresta President Hotel. Is this hotel girlfriendly? Secondly, where can I get good Tswana women. Pros or non-pros. Even semi-pros.

Just check the bar, no problem. Had a couple of pussy's there.

[Hunter Bakwipi]

Hi everyone,

I am in Gaborone for a few and I am staying at Cresta President Hotel. Is this hotel girlfriendly? Secondly, where can I get good Tswana women. Pros or non-pros. Even semi-pros.

[Sex Bunny 69]

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[Westcoast 1951]

Hummel,

A year is a long time in Francistown in my opinion. It may be small for you, depending on how you like to spend your time. Lots of opportunities to hobby though. Easy access to Gabs for the weekend and Zim on occasion.

NS.

you're balls will stay empty!