Madagascar

[Vhaza]

but a lot of unscheduled time changes, they postpone the same flight many times or simply cancell it if they don't get the plane full and I had to take the next one 3 days afterwards.

Don't forget they are expensive not to mention that stop over will cost a fortune. So if you want to fly from Bangkok to mada and stop in Addis they will charge a lot of money for that stop. Kenya airways allows to book very flexible "multi destination" without any fee for stop over. So you can stop in Nairobi in your way to Mada and get a cheap flight of VIP seat at the "Modern coast bus" to Mtwapa to get a good meal at "El Mansure" restaurant.

But lets stop to talk about flights and see what Tana has to offer. And yes don't bring any clothes to Mada its bed idea.

[SceticoBlu]

Ethiopian Airlines has very hospitable flight attendants, brand new aircraft, and a wide network. I have never flown first class on Ethiopian but it looks nice. The only downside is that a 12 hour layover overnight is sometimes required if one arrives in Addis in the evening, but the airline will put you up in a local hotel gratis

Well yes they have the new Boing 787 now but as already before with the old planes I thought I fly in a fridge and got a flue afterwards.

In addition they not only have the scheduled layovers but a lot of unscheduled time changes, they postpone the same flight many times or simply cancell it if they don't get the plane full and I had to take the next one 3 days afterwards.

[Amadeuss]

Mada is being hit by a cyclone almost every year.

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- and in China there is a bicycle accident every 10 minutes.

Now, where is the popcorn, mate?

[Axel01]

This is not a sexpat destination. You can go anytime. Go now if you prefer cooler weather; January if you like it hotter.

Hi everyone,

Keep in mine that summer is also the cyclone / hurricane and raining season. Basically from November to May, the weather can get very very bad. And it's also the mosquitos season.

If you want to visit the country-side (of Mada '), it can be quite difficult due to the generally bad road's conditions, if it's raining. (Sorry for my syntax).

Mada is being hit by a cyclone almost every year.

Take care and have fun.

[Naked Gunz]

It would be great if Delta could fly direct from US to East Africa destinations, but the security standards would have to be raised in order for any US carrier to fly directly to East Africa.

Hi Jiggy,

Does it have to be Delta, who gives shitty service and old ugly, crusty grandma flight attendants? Kenya Airways was approved for flights out of O'Hare to Nairobi. Am seeing a price of 1000 bucks on their site.

[Golfinho]

I have to get to Mada and spend a month touring the country.

Its funny how everyone comes all eager with that idea- after having read guidebooks or seen some show with exotic animals and trees. The reality is another thing that will wear you out- as if this country could be 'toured' in a month.

[Jiggydus]

I have flown quite a bit over the past decade and I can say that I prefer flying KLM and Singapore Airlines. I have flown Kenya Airways, Ethiopian, Air France, and Delta. Kenya Airways was not so great years ago but I have noticed drastic improvement in timeliness and onboard amenities. Additionally, their service in first class is quite nice no matter the duration of the flight, and one can upgrade from cattle class to business class if you are willing to pay a small fee (of course, some would scoff at doing such since they expect to receive first class service for free when they have only paid coach class price). Ethiopian Airlines has very hospitable flight attendants, brand new aircraft, and a wide network. I have never flown first class on Ethiopian but it looks nice. The only downside is that a 12 hour layover overnight is sometimes required if one arrives in Addis in the evening, but the airline will put you up in a local hotel gratis. KLM is actually quite good but they don't fly to most of the francophone African countries. Ditto for Singapore Airlines. Air France is okay but I am not impressed by their business class product. It would be great if Delta could fly direct from US to East Africa destinations, but the security standards would have to be raised in order for any US carrier to fly directly to East Africa. I would say flying Ryan Air or Norwegian Air or Easy Jet is a bad experience. I don't fly budget airlines if I can help it.

I have to get to Mada and spend a month touring the country. I totally believe in stimulation and not in mooching off poor people. So I won't be bringing stuff that people don't need.

Opinion on weather varies: you ever been to Tulear or Sambava when it wasn't hot? Or Tamatave when it wasn't raining too much? Cyclones no one wants to be there for that, but they don't exactly show up every day. Tana in July can be warm in the sun afternoon, downright cold rest of the time- and the girls are all covered up, and not bathed as frequently.

You think Kenya Air is bad, try Ethiopian (and the stop in Addis). Be nice if the Air Mada to Bangkok route comes back, even if it continued on to Guangzhou on an old plane with Chinese, that flight was most always half or more empty. Its been said a Chinese airline will get a route; for now Chinese taking the Turkish air flight. Now, best option for BKK is the Airlink / South Africa flight. Air Mauritius had bad connection last we tried.

About Mada, in general this is no sex tourist holiday or destination. It's just a really, really impoverished place where really poor people- women- have to do things for money to survive. Its funny when you see regular tourists after a week of their exotic holiday where they expected to see things that exist no where else on earth, after they experienced the reality of a no infrastructure country. And these are the French ones with money who ought to know better and can speak the language.

[Amadeuss]

Opinion varies:
You think Kenya Air is bad, try Ethiopian (and the stop in Addis). Be nice if the Air Mada to Bangkok route comes back,

I agree with your observations.

However, lately I took Kenya / KLM from Europe 2 times and was quite happy with the flights and price: about 700 EU Rtn.

Took before SouthAfrikan, Air Mad, AirFrance, Turkish, AirSeychelles / Etihad. Whereas AirSeychelles had the best service. But now they got expensive. And the Turks I don't want to support anymore.

Yes, it does not much matter which time you go. The country got so many climate zones. You got the choice. But if you stick to Tana and the discos at night, then winter time from June to Sept is not a good choice. Can be ice cold at night and the girls are cold as well. But typical Tana-only sex tourists they don't deserve better.

[Pedros Needs]

If you fly with Kenya Airways you can stop in Nairobi without additional cost then take a low cost flight with jumbo jet to Mombasa. From December first to Jun 15. The girls from all Kenya will be there. Clubs will be full and pussies will be wet.

Then fly to Tana with the same ticket. Its called Multi destination in their website. The problem in Mada is that there are no plenty of girls in the street as daytime street mongering is impossible in all cities of Mada. But it is very possible in all towns in Mada and very easy. In Mada cities there are no pretty or sexy or anything worthy in the streets. So in Tana you can get something online or go try to get something from the clubs / bars. Alternately you can try Anthalaha, Saint Marry, Mangily / Ifaty etc.

For Mada the best time is from September to Feb but for Tana December to Feb is the best as the temperature get warmer. There are no competitor mongers both in Mombasa and Mada. No one wants to get there.

I am typing this post from sukhumvit nana in BKK and you see more sexy African at night then you will see in Mada. Around Asok BTS and Soi 4. So you can ask yourself why should I fly to Mada and Mombasa? Well the answer is all about the experience and let me explain.

In Mombasa you need to come for two months or so every night and day from Dec to Jun you will see more girls in the streets then you can imagine. At night the area around Catolic churce to Casaurina club is well lighten. One bar next to the other so just sit get a fried chips enjoy the music and very soon you will not be alone. Try to get the new girls that come for a job as they are far better then the one that stays long time in Mombasa. You can girl a girl from No COST to 1000 bob. If you look nice. If not then 2000 bob. In casaurina clubs you will meet unbelievable bodies simple as that. So its not just about sex its about the overall experience. If it was only for the fuck I would tell you to stay around Asoke / Nana BTS.

For Mada things get a bit more complex.

I come from a totally different part of the world and maybe have a different approach but I find what you do to be deceiving and something I would never do.

Always upfront so the lady knows where she stands, if I need to bullshit and trick people I rather give it a miss.

An opinion only.

Pedro.

[Golfinho]

Kenya airways is a shitty company and stop at Nairobi airport sucks big time. As for the best season to go to Mada it s the dry and cool seasoonIt means May to October period. From December to March it s too fucking hot and humid everywhere and besides it s cyclone season..

Opinion on weather varies: you ever been to Tulear or Sambava when it wasn't hot? Or Tamatave when it wasn't raining too much? Cyclones no one wants to be there for that, but they don't exactly show up every day. Tana in July can be warm in the sun afternoon, downright cold rest of the time- and the girls are all covered up, and not bathed as frequently.

You think Kenya Air is bad, try Ethiopian (and the stop in Addis). Be nice if the Air Mada to Bangkok route comes back, even if it continued on to Guangzhou on an old plane with Chinese, that flight was most always half or more empty. Its been said a Chinese airline will get a route; for now Chinese taking the Turkish air flight. Now, best option for BKK is the Airlink / South Africa flight. Air Mauritius had bad connection last we tried.

About Mada, in general this is no sex tourist holiday or destination. It's just a really, really impoverished place where really poor people- women- have to do things for money to survive. Its funny when you see regular tourists after a week of their exotic holiday where they expected to see things that exist no where else on earth, after they experienced the reality of a no infrastructure country. And these are the French ones with money who ought to know better and can speak the language.

[Muzungufotsy]

This is the Madagascar thread so if you want to talk about Kenya go to the Kenya thread and stop comparing both countries since they are totally different.

Kenya airways is a shitty company and stop at Nairobi airport sucks big time. As for the best season to go to Mada it s the dry and cool season unless you are masochistic.

It means May to October period. From December to March it s too fucking hot and humid everywhere and besides it s cyclone season.

As to bring clothes from Thailand it s completely useless since Chinese people do that already and your Tana girl can find the same clothes that you will bring in behorirka anyway.
And if you think she doesn't know you bought them for cheap you are dreaming.This is 2017 there is access to internet everywhere.

Besides the girls always prefer money so they can buy what they really need instead of you fuck them for free and give them clothes that they don't need.

[Vhaza]

Can you recommend an airline from BKK and best time of year where there are plenty of girls but not so many punters?

If you fly with Kenya Airways you can stop in Nairobi without additional cost then take a low cost flight with jumbo jet to Mombasa. From December first to Jun 15. The girls from all Kenya will be there. Clubs will be full and pussies will be wet.

Then fly to Tana with the same ticket. Its called Multi destination in their website. The problem in Mada is that there are no plenty of girls in the street as daytime street mongering is impossible in all cities of Mada. But it is very possible in all towns in Mada and very easy. In Mada cities there are no pretty or sexy or anything worthy in the streets. So in Tana you can get something online or go try to get something from the clubs / bars. Alternately you can try Anthalaha, Saint Marry, Mangily / Ifaty etc.

For Mada the best time is from September to Feb but for Tana December to Feb is the best as the temperature get warmer. There are no competitor mongers both in Mombasa and Mada. No one wants to get there.

I am typing this post from sukhumvit nana in BKK and you see more sexy African at night then you will see in Mada. Around Asok BTS and Soi 4. So you can ask yourself why should I fly to Mada and Mombasa? Well the answer is all about the experience and let me explain.

In Mombasa you need to come for two months or so every night and day from Dec to Jun you will see more girls in the streets then you can imagine. At night the area around Catolic churce to Casaurina club is well lighten. One bar next to the other so just sit get a fried chips enjoy the music and very soon you will not be alone. Try to get the new girls that come for a job as they are far better then the one that stays long time in Mombasa. You can girl a girl from No COST to 1000 bob. If you look nice. If not then 2000 bob. In casaurina clubs you will meet unbelievable bodies simple as that. So its not just about sex its about the overall experience. If it was only for the fuck I would tell you to stay around Asoke / Nana BTS.

For Mada things get a bit more complex. If you like comfort stay in Tana and go to the clubs. If you like SSS (Sun, Sex, Surf) then go to a small town / village on the beach by means of flight or get a seat next to the driver (in the windows side) in Cotisse Transport but book one week a head. In Mada you will get extra benefit over Mombasa as more GFE is possible, Some girls has lighter skin, and food is better. However Mombasa has it all in one place without the need to travel 24 hours in a car, the beach in Mombasa is fantastic and you get super hot bodies tall with big butts in ridiculously low cost. Also if you will be based in Mtwapa you will need no taxi at all as you walk 5 minutes from your rented apartments to Casaurina clubs and no time to many street bars.

My recommendation is if you can speak some French go to both, if not, take a 600 usd flight to Mombasa with Kenyan airways exactly on December first. Outside of Dec to Jun there is nothing there.

OK and how Mada look like. Take a look of my Tana girl. My best advice is to go shopping at soi buakhao Pattaya and bring sexy clothes for ladies you can fuck or free with it just stop any girl in the street tell her you came for selling clothes and open a few shops show her the photos on your mobile phone. When she will come to your house to see the item tell her its very expensive so she can not get it for free. Then keep playing and have a nice fuck. I come fully loaded with every sexy item possible from soi buakhao.

[Golfinho]

Can you recommend an airline from BKK and best time of year where there are plenty of girls but not so many punters?

This is not a sexpat destination. You can go anytime. Go now if you prefer cooler weather; January if you like it hotter.

[Gin And Tonic]

Thailand is cheap but sex is expensive and no need remind me that SEX its just 1000 bht ST. The problem is that every minute you are temped to stop at 7/11 and visit Central Festival for shopping. Fuck youngish non Pro is very hard if you over 30 years old. (unless you hit 35 years old girls).

In Africa pussies are nearly free if you are not old. Cost of living is insanely low. But the are other severe limitations that prevent you from living there permanently. (Sex and cost of living are not the only factors). So Thailand now comes again to the top list as retirement destination. Don't forget that you can fly round trip from Bangkok to Kenya as low as 600 USD and fuck around the clock as you rent an apartment as low as 100 usd per month with no commitment or deposit.

However after 3 month for most you will run as fast as you can back to Thailand. Mentioning sex in Kenya the trick is to identify those new comers to Mombasa from other provinces in Kenya. If you hit native or one that already few years in Mombasa / Mtwapa you will discover that she is totally fucked up and you will not survive two days with a girl. So in average its all about one night stand as the gap in culture is to wide. Tana girls are more relax and you can stay with them longer and they are not that problematic. But then you need to spend a month online to get them or get a Pro. In Mombasa they will hit you like flies. 24/7 or if you like 7/11, in Tana you will see nothing daytime.

My take: Live in Thailand and once a year visit Mombasa or Mada and stay the entire time at one place without travelling. (In low cost monthly rented apartment). After you get to back Pattaya take your time to heal from your African adventure.

Can you recommend an airline from BKK and best time of year where there are plenty of girls but not so many punters?

[Vhaza]

The only cheap in Mada are the Pussies So in the end Pattaya is one of the best price destination if you look what you spend per day - if you know the place and the prices!

Thailand is cheap but sex is expensive and no need remind me that SEX its just 1000 bht ST. The problem is that every minute you are temped to stop at 7/11 and visit Central Festival for shopping. Fuck youngish non Pro is very hard if you over 30 years old. (unless you hit 35 years old girls).

In Africa pussies are nearly free if you are not old. Cost of living is insanely low. But the are other severe limitations that prevent you from living there permanently. (Sex and cost of living are not the only factors). So Thailand now comes again to the top list as retirement destination. Don't forget that you can fly round trip from Bangkok to Kenya as low as 600 USD and fuck around the clock as you rent an apartment as low as 100 usd per month with no commitment or deposit.

However after 3 month for most you will run as fast as you can back to Thailand. Mentioning sex in Kenya the trick is to identify those new comers to Mombasa from other provinces in Kenya. If you hit native or one that already few years in Mombasa / Mtwapa you will discover that she is totally fucked up and you will not survive two days with a girl. So in average its all about one night stand as the gap in culture is to wide. Tana girls are more relax and you can stay with them longer and they are not that problematic. But then you need to spend a month online to get them or get a Pro. In Mombasa they will hit you like flies. 24/7 or if you like 7/11, in Tana you will see nothing daytime.

My take: Live in Thailand and once a year visit Mombasa or Mada and stay the entire time at one place without travelling. (In low cost monthly rented apartment). After you get to back Pattaya take your time to heal from your African adventure.