Madagascar

[Pokeris]

I enjoy Antsirabe. In Africa, I always look for places where the Europeans in colonial times chose to locate their settlements. Antsirabe is such a place. As for girls: women can be found everywhere. Anyone who has to ask about that is clueless. Just start talking to any female that catches your eye.

Fiana is supposed to be a stronghold of fundamentalist Christian missionaries. I don't know about that, but it was the only place in the country where people walked up to me in the street and started talking to me in English. Engage in conversation long enough, and they invite you to their church.

Thanks for some update!! I believe womens can be found everywhere at mada, but the more biggest cities you visit the bigger chance you get to find something suits you! I imagine third biggest city with population like antsirabe should have plenty of girls for everyone taste. For me antsirabe sounds good even I wasnt here yet. Close from tana, pleasant climate.

[Golfinho]

Curious about antsirabe and Fianarantsoa. its on my list for February trip. Strange its not much reports on ISG about this two cities with big population!! Will be interesting to read what you will find at antsirabe.

I enjoy Antsirabe. In Africa, I always look for places where the Europeans in colonial times chose to locate their settlements. Antsirabe is such a place. As for girls: women can be found everywhere. Anyone who has to ask about that is clueless. Just start talking to any female that catches your eye.

Fiana is supposed to be a stronghold of fundamentalist Christian missionaries. I don't know about that, but it was the only place in the country where people walked up to me in the street and started talking to me in English. Engage in conversation long enough, and they invite you to their church.

[Neddy69]

You not need to advice me which country I need to go and told I will suffer at madagascar it not my first time here. The question was why advice somebody to go for 1 month and stay in unbearable heat as you said to unlock some mysterious paradise. Maybe is better to kill yourself 13 hours at cottise and after move on if you not like a place instead killing yourself 1 month for waiting the paradise which probably will not happen if it not happen in 2-4 days already.

My advice was. Stay a couple of weeks or don't come at all. And everybodys definition of paradise is different. Some people like Diego. Some not. But after a week if you've shown your face you'll have plenty of chics. Again. This is not Nosy Be. But if you go in February you'll find out if you like the climate.

La Buse.

[GabrielSilva]

Neddy 69 I have made a couple of attempts in enlightening you about your total misconception of what FADY really means, but for some reason those comments did not get through, you have been giving the forum readers a total distorted reality of what you perceive to be the reluctance of the BETSILEO women or girls in performing ORAL SEX because of that being FADY or TABOO. As I said I made two long essays upon that matter and I do not have patience right now to write a third one. But just let me tell you that your sources of information are absolutely devastating in terms of factual reality. If you wish I can develop this matter next time. Since I have not slept yet and it is already broad day light in Lisbon.

[Pokeris]

Did I say it's a ghost town? You can shag more than 4 girls of course. But one week I spent with my hot Betsileo chica. Why should I change? If your goal is to shag as many girls in a 90 days period. Stay in Nosy Be. I am discriminate. If I find something which satisfies me I keep it for a few days. I am not here for a sex-a-thon. I leave that to tourists who fly in for 2 weeks. You can shag loads of girls. I wrote. There's loads of them walking in pairs in the evening. There is only a problem with most of them. If you come to Morondave you'll know what I am talking about.
4 days... sure if you want to kill yourself spending 13 hours in Cotisse at 40C outside temperature without AC....
I don't know if you like Morondave... I liked it. Its the most laid back town in Mada. Good vibez. Good party. Wild vezo fishing girls.
But I love Madagascar... I wrote many times. You'll suffer. If you don't like to suffer for pussy. As Amadeuss put it stay in Angeles City. Madagascar is for the adventure monger. I don't care if I shag 30 girls a month or 4....

La Buse.

Who has no intention to see a malgache prison from inside. So. go figure... LOL

You not need to advice me which country I need to go and told I will suffer at madagascar it not my first time here. The question was why advice somebody to go for 1 month and stay in unbearable heat as you said to unlock some mysterious paradise. Maybe is better to kill yourself 13 hours at cottise and after move on if you not like a place instead killing yourself 1 month for waiting the paradise which probably will not happen if it not happen in 2-4 days already.

[Neddy69]

What kind of paradise you are talking about I not understand? As I follow your reports I read you find just 3-4 diffrent girls in one month here. So what is a point to stay 1 month here if its ghost town. What kind of advantages somebody will get here to wasting 1 month almost without girls in the heat instead to come 2-4 days and if not like just move on!!

Did I say it's a ghost town? You can shag more than 4 girls of course. I wanted to take off after 3 Weeks. But then I met my super hot Betsileo chica. Why should I change? If your goal is to shag as many girls in a 90 days period. Stay in Nosy Be. I am discriminate. If I find something which satisfies me I keep it for a few days. I am not here for a sex-a-thon. I leave that to tourists who fly in for 2 weeks. You can shag loads of girls. I wrote. There's loads of them walking in pairs in the evening. There is only a problem with most of them. If you come to Morondave you'll know what I am talking about.
4 days... sure if you want to kill yourself spending 13 hours in Cotisse at 40C outside temperature without AC.... It takes you 2 weeks to climatize...
I don't know if you like Morondave... I liked it. Its the most laid back town in Mada. Good vibez. Good party. Wild vezo fishing girls. Everybody smokes weed here. maaan.
But I love Madagascar... I wrote many times. You'll suffer. If you don't like to suffer for pussy. As Amadeuss put it stay in Angeles City. Madagascar is for the adventure monger. I don't care if I shag 30 girls a month or 4....

La Buse.

Who has no intention to see a malgache prison from inside. So. go figure... LOL

[Pokeris]

Finally I cut my betsileo kitten loose. Fortunately Cotisse runs 2 busses next morning to Tana. So I went over to book to Antsirabe. Final notes on Morondave. Stay a month and you can unlock paradise. Don't come for 5 days. You'll just be exhausted. Now in November its stifling hot. Well no difference. Its always stifling hot. But the difference is now the temperature hardly drops at night. Indoors its unbearable humid unless you have the ceiling fan run at full speed. Best time where its cool at night is April to September....

What kind of paradise you are talking about I not understand? As I follow your reports I read you find just 3-4 diffrent girls in one month here. So what is a point to stay 1 month here if its ghost town. What kind of advantages somebody will get here to wasting 1 month almost without girls in the heat instead to come 2-4 days and if not like just move on!!

[Member #4673]

. Cyclopousse is 2000 ar.

Let me tell you how price is determine in Mada but also in general.

1. If there is no expense such as fuel or vehicle depreciation then the main factor is time. So for short ride 500 is the price in Mada for PusPus including Toliara. Ansirabe has Also Runner based puspus as well as cyclo but both are based on TIME.

2. The other pricing scheme is according to how the puspus driver perceive your ability to pay regardless of the real price. So if you don't know and ask how much you will be told 2 k or more.

To keep the story short for non speaking guys the best approach is to say one word. 500. Then the driver will ask where to? For me its easy as I can reply but if you can't speak just say again 500 and give him the name of the place. If he refuse move to other driver. Of Course only stop drivers that on the move and never drivers that park as those are waiting for easy money.

Same story in Toliara, Price is 500 up to 1-2 km. Younger the driver cheaper the price they ask. In Tana, same principle apply to Taxi always stop taxi that are in the move, never the one that park. You tell him this.

1. 30 k.

2. "where to"? He will reply.

3. You pull 30 k and say Ivato.

4. he will say: no give me 35 k".

5. show him the notes and repeat 30 k.

6. Since its a moving taxi probably some cars behind are using the horn as he block the road so he will quickly tell you come in.

La Brousse.

Never tell a girl she is from the Brousse even if its true, She will cry and extremely offended. But if a higher class person next to her will hear it he will fall on the floor from laughing and immediately like you. They hate the Brousse girls as they often are bad workers in the hotels, kitchen etc.

[Member #4673]

Cyclopousse is 2000 ar.

Its 500 AR for up to 1 km for French speakers.

[GabrielSilva]

Good report. You took the plunge. But as I pointed out previously. Mada is for advanced Africa mongers. You're just facing the steeper learning curve. Better stick to Kenya next time. About the pousse. Some try to overcharge. I don't care. Never argue with anybody for 50 cents give or take. Bad karma. Taxidrivers all over the world are the same. Same with the girls. I can tell you stories from Mtwapa.... Just pay as you did. That's part of your training fees. There's always some assholes. In Africa just see the witch doctor. He'll put a curse on him all right. I did that with a thieving girl once...

La Buse.
January should be ok. There can be some days of heavy rain and if you're very unlucky you'll experience a passing cyclone.
check this page for updates:
https://www.mtotec.com/page-analyse

First of all my congratulations for your qualities as a mentor despite the fact of a slight and disturbing reaction of preconceited prejudice against your vision of women and taxi drivers in general.

Concerning your protege. I would say that he made me laugh enormously. What a sense of humour. Both the sketch with his regular GF visiting her sister and later at the Hotel with the chicks and the unbeatable scene with the pousse pousse. That one took the cake! I can barely imagine the scene of a pousse pousse driver chasing a VAZHA for the overate of some frugal 3. 000 Ariary. That should be taken as a reference for any future stand up comedian Contest. Even by Madagascar's terms and cost of living! You made my day. Keep it up!

[Amadeuss]

If you plan to go, consider its not an anglophil country. Learn French. . or stay back home.

And it's not a place with bars and mamasans where you can shop like in a supermarket. It's a big savannah to hunt your prey and separate it from the heard before you can catch her.

You like Angeles City? Stay there. Mada is not for you.

[Neddy69]

Finally I cut my betsileo kitten loose. Fortunately Cotisse runs 2 busses next morning to Tana. So I went over to book to Antsirabe. Final notes on Morondave. Stay a month and you can unlock paradise. Don't come for 5 days. You'll just be exhausted. Now in November its stifling hot. Well no difference. Its always stifling hot. But the difference is now the temperature hardly drops at night. Indoors its unbearable humid unless you have the ceiling fan run at full speed. Best time where its cool at night is April to September.

Cotisse departs at 0530. The trip takes around ten hours to Antsirabe.

What a difference. Here at almost 1400 meters pleasantly cool at night. First time since a month I sleep without a ceiling fan. Here the temperature drops to 15 at night.

I checked in in the time honoured Diamant Hotel. The advantage. The premier hooker discoteque Tahiti is part of the complex. The hotel is old like 1970's style. You have three wings. I booked the most expensive room for 60 k. You can go as low as 30 k. But then you have the noise of Tahiti. No thanks. The other advantage is you have a big gym with a lot of cardio machines for workout as well as an indoor swimming pool. The rooms are a bit run down but spacious and cool. The plumbing is a bit run down.

Antsirabe. If you love fin de siecle architecture. Have a look at Hotel de Thermes. Official its a 3* Hotel built in 1896. I looked at the medium priced suites. WTF. In December low season starts and you can get the suites for around 127k ar.

If you find a perfect 10 in Tana and you want to splurge, spend a couple of days in Hotel de Thermes. You can use Premier Classe to ride in style.

The city is extremely pleasant. Not crazy traffic like Tana. The only town where there is real Rikschas pulled by barefooted Malgache. Cyclopousse is 2000 ar.
Eateries. I found a japanese Ramen Resto. As well. Woukd you believe it. A GREEK resto. So I went to dine Moussaka. Turns out that until Ratsiraka took over there were 2000 greeks living in Madagascar.

After dinner I went to check the chicas. There is a about 20 merina SWs plying the opposite roadside of Diamant. There were a few doables. Merinas can be stunners. But most of them are short and tend to get a fat ass very quickly.
After I had a quick look at Tahiti. Again time warp. Like Queens in Tamatave. 80s and 90s Disco music was on. But at around 2200 hrs the place is empty except some expired hookers started to filter in.
I called it an early night as I hv to get climatized going from 40C max in the coastal plains to 15C..
Slept like a log.

La Buse

Who is amazed by the number of churches here... Lutherans Catholics you name they got it. And not to forget an original greek-orthodox village pope in black garb...

[GabrielSilva]

Thanks for the response.

June and July are cooler and might be a bit rainy in the capital Antanarivo. Concerning the Island of Nosy Be. Warmer than Tana but I personally Think NOSY is best by September-November and that also applies for the capital. Just my five cents! Concerning the Beauty of the African women it varies very much from the Islands of Cape Vert to Angola or Mozambique. But you are absolutely right about the beauty of the Eritreans and Ethiopians. But when it comes to the attitude it may leave a bit to be desired. And as a choice Madagascar is fine. Mostly in terms of natural Beauty both of the scenic views and the natural born Beauty of its ladies. And most important. Treat them with respect! Greetings from Lisbon.

[The Tall Man]

Tata Djemba: I didn't like this club very much, visited it around midnight on a Friday. The club itself is pretty basic. One rectangular concrete square. I got the impression it caters mainly to the poorer classes.

LE Robyv: Visited this club twice, once during the week and once on Friday, starts getting busy from 23:00 onwards. Make sure you visit both floors, upper level and lower level. They have a totally different layout and atmosphere.

Tam Tam: This club is trying to survive in my opinion. Was there at half past twelve on a Friday. Club was nearly empty and the owner was offering free drinks to the girls. The waitress told me it gets busy at 3:00 am.

During the day there are always some SW in bar Les Dromadaires. Also saw some in bar restaurant LE Boeuf. Also saw about 10 SW standing in the courtyard of Hotel Lovasoa and a couple at the entrance of Hotel Pamplemousse.

Wow love the photo of the girl! Perfect body for my taste.

The Tall Man.

[Neddy69]

For cheap hotel but good value with balcony try "Nouveau Synchro".

https://goo.gl/maps/7MyXPHPmaMzxNaxe6

Club "VAKI Night" seems to be the leading. https://goo.gl/maps/Jk3tGzdzTdAgydmv7.

Tray Mirana restaurant also used as bakery coffee shop and cheese heaven https://goo.gl/maps/VRsD37tGhH9mEQBi9.

Thanks. I had coffee and cake in Mirana today. Good food too in the resto.

La Buse.