Madagascar

[Neddy69]

I'm planning a trip for late April / Early May. I will only have about 3 weeks in-country and my French is extremely basic. As an absolute beginner, should I stick to Tana and Nosy Be or should I venture out somewhere like Morondava? (Some of the earlier postings made it sound like paradise while newer postings make it sound like you won't meet any 18-21 year old hotties unless you can invest a substantial amount of time there.

I guess my 2 questions are:

1. If I only have 3 weeks, am I better served sticking to the 2 main cities?

2. If not, what is the #3 city to visit in terms of availability and variety of girls? (I realize that opinions may vary widely).

For only 3 weeks it absolutely makes no sense to include Morondava. Youll spend too much time on the road. You can do Nosy Be where you'll find loads of well used sex workers. 3 weeks is rather very short. I'd tend to do Tana and Tamatave that's doable. 18 to 21 yo hotties? You'll find them anywhere. If you don't need beach I'd do above combination. Madagascar in general is nothing for the weekend warrior. Arrive with 3 months time. You'll find paradise. 3 weeks will give you a small glimpse only.

La Buse.

One last advice. Book domestic flights well in advance. Otherwise till find yourself out of luck.

[ShadowJ]

I'm planning a trip for late April / Early May. I will only have about 3 weeks in-country and my French is extremely basic. As an absolute beginner, should I stick to Tana and Nosy Be or should I venture out somewhere like Morondava? (Some of the earlier postings made it sound like paradise while newer postings make it sound like you won't meet any 18-21 year old hotties unless you can invest a substantial amount of time there.

I guess my 2 questions are:

1. If I only have 3 weeks, am I better served sticking to the 2 main cities?

2. If not, what is the #3 city to visit in terms of availability and variety of girls? (I realize that opinions may vary widely).

[Neddy69]

Come on, man! This is not an AMEX customer service chat system. This is a forum, where you can have all the answers of your every single questions if you consent to allocate 30 minutes of your time to read the very interesting last 10 pages.

It's not that we don't want to help you, but we already did, by answering to the same questions 10 times recently.

I couldn't have formulated it better. . Was just too lazy to type too much. Now you have this fancy new AI programs integrated in Edge browser. Just type in the questions. The AI chat bot will answer.

La Buse.

[NamasteParis]

Hello,

I will be in Nosy Be for 3 weeks and I speak French. I have some questions:

-Is it better to do the VISA online or at the Nosy Be airport?

-I saw that it was possible to have to pay the police officers on site at Nosy Be airport. Is it true?

-Is it interesting to rent a motorbike to visit the entire island of Nosy Be? Do you recommend motocross or is a scooter sufficient? Is it dangerous to ride a motorbike alone on the island?

-How to get money? Are there ATMs in Anbataloeka or do you have to plan at the airport?

-Is it better to use a 4 G card from Madagascar or take a global plan from our supplier? Where to buy a 4 G card on nosy be?

Now adults questions.

-Are the girls from Nosy Be hot?

-Do they accept anal?

-How much does a nosy be girl cost in general?

-She agrees to have threesomes with two girls?

Thank you all.

Come on, man! This is not an AMEX customer service chat system. This is a forum, where you can have all the answers of your every single questions if you consent to allocate 30 minutes of your time to read the very interesting last 10 pages.

It's not that we don't want to help you, but we already did, by answering to the same questions 10 times recently.

[Neddy69]

Hello,

I will be in Nosy Be for 3 weeks and I speak French. I have some questions:

-Is it better to do the VISA online or at the Nosy Be airport?

-I saw that it was possible to have to pay the police officers on site at Nosy Be airport. Is it true?

-Is it interesting to rent a motorbike to visit the entire island of Nosy Be? Do you recommend motocross or is a scooter sufficient? Is it dangerous to ride a motorbike alone on the island?

-How to get money? Are there ATMs in Anbataloeka or do you have to plan at the airport?

-Is it better to use a 4 G card from Madagascar or take a global plan from our supplier? Where to buy a 4 G card on nosy be?

Now adults questions.

-Are the girls from Nosy Be hot?

-Do they accept anal?

-How much does a nosy be girl cost in general?

-She agrees to have threesomes with two girls?

Thank you all.

Can you read?

Then read.

La Buse.

[Tinte]

Yep! Just flirt as if you were 16 yo. Madagascar is probably one of the last places in this world where it still works. But I must admit that using decent french (and french 'humour') is a royal straight flush in your hand.

It was common practice and I do still use the skill of the non verbal communication at its best. Sadly to some the world has chanced dramatically. LOL.

[NamasteParis]

For what you described, that's a easy one.

Just simply react with a compliment to her, show interest. She will likely accept with a smile and will go one step further and that is signalizing to you, she is all yours.

That works everywhere and you can not do any harm in the first place.

Yep! Just flirt as if you were 16 yo. Madagascar is probably one of the last places in this world where it still works. But I must admit that using decent french (and french 'humour') is a royal straight flush in your hand.

[MxTH9]

Hello,

I will be in Nosy Be for 3 weeks and I speak French. I have some questions:

-Is it better to do the VISA online or at the Nosy Be airport?

-I saw that it was possible to have to pay the police officers on site at Nosy Be airport. Is it true?

-Is it interesting to rent a motorbike to visit the entire island of Nosy Be? Do you recommend motocross or is a scooter sufficient? Is it dangerous to ride a motorbike alone on the island?

-How to get money? Are there ATMs in Anbataloeka or do you have to plan at the airport?

-Is it better to use a 4 G card from Madagascar or take a global plan from our supplier? Where to buy a 4 G card on nosy be?

Now adults questions.

-Are the girls from Nosy Be hot?

-Do they accept anal?

-How much does a nosy be girl cost in general?

-She agrees to have threesomes with two girls?

Thank you all.

[Tinte]

For what you described, that's a easy one.

Just simply react with a compliment to her, show interest. She will likely accept with a smile and will go one step further and that is signalizing to you, she is all yours.

That works everywhere and you can not do any harm in the first place.

[NRandom940]

I would like to know too what the girl thinks what's wrong with her, LOL, if you treat her like that. This is not Thailand, this is emotionally highly sophisticated Madagaskar.

There's sugar daddies, etc. All over the world. You never know until you ask.

But definitely awkward if you guess wrong.

[Tinte]

I wish I knew this answer when I was there earlier this year. There was this sexy bartender obviously showing cleavage. I didn't know how to bring it up LOL.

I would like to know too what the girl thinks what's wrong with her, LOL, if you treat her like that. This is not Thailand, this is emotionally highly sophisticated Madagaskar.

[NRandom940]

As I RTFF, it occurs to me that in places like Nosy be, you might have shy working girls who don't necessarily advertise. Are there some basic questions and phrases I can use to politely suss out whether it's just a girl at the beach or if it's a girl who would be interested in entertaining a vahaza for the day?

I wish I knew this answer when I was there earlier this year. There was this sexy bartender obviously showing cleavage. I didn't know how to bring it up LOL.

[ShadowJ]

I'm planning to study some French before my trip. I expect I will be able to introduce myself and handle very basic conversations by the time I go.

As I RTFF, it occurs to me that in places like Nosy be, you might have shy working girls who don't necessarily advertise. Are there some basic questions and phrases I can use to politely suss out whether it's just a girl at the beach or if it's a girl who would be interested in entertaining a vahaza for the day?

[NamasteParis]

Ocean 501 is a place run by French people. As you say it's far off the action. The ocean looks nice but you can't swim there strong undercurrents and sharks. The only swimmable beach is Foulpointe up north. I'd stay in town. There's a number of hotels. Just take your pick. I never came across a not girl friendly hotel in Madagascar. There's no such a thing as every male malgache takes a bed warmer for the night. The discos well if you RTFF it's all there. The best used to be the Taxi Be. The best Taxi Be IMHO on the island. Look for accommodation around La Terasse. There's also a time honoured real discotheque which I still love. You'll be in a time warp to the 1970's. That's Queen's. If it still exists. On weekends Pandora Shelly's was a great place. But since COVID. Nobody knows. Betsimisiraka Girls are my favourite tribe in Madagascar. There's also the Club Nautique in town with a great pool. Be aware now it's rainy season. The province of Tomasina receives the highest rain fall in Madagascar.

Have fun.

La Buse.

LE dreg the l Ocean Indien.

Thanks a lot for the intel. I'll report all my trip with fresh news. Expect it end March.

[Tinte]

My Hotel of choice was Hotel Joffre, not the cheapest but with that colonial style. Large rooms with balcony and room service, not tested since Tamatave is full of girls.

Perfect within walking distance to La Terrasse and El-Barco for perfect meals.

The New York Bar and Taxi Be just around the corner. The beach in close walking distance.

The IN place to bee was Hotel Neptune. Casino and discotheque with the hottest girls.