South Africa

[IAmSlobbyist]

I was in Johannesburg for one night, so I searched Red Velvet and called this girl.

https://redvelvet.co.za/escorts/esco...x?userid=46665

She showed up at the room with a "friend" who collected the money. I was a little nervous about having someone else come to the room, but it was just another girl, and she was nice, took the money and left leaving me with Cardi. It was a little bit awkward though. I paid 1200 are plus 100 BBJ and 200 extra for cumming on her body. Despite the annoying overcharges and the "friend" she was absolutely amazing, gorgeous, and sweet. She was super responsive to everything and allowed kissing and DATY. She provided such a perfect GFE experience that I might try for overnight with her when I return to Johannesburg.

[Zakmo]

What's ESA brother?

It's an escort listing site for SA. Read the forum and you'll see it mentioned many times. I always tell people read the forum at least 1-2 years back. Once you do, you'll find likely answer most of your low hanging fruit questions.

[Vecky98]

Great trip report. We need more like these in terms of location, prices and pics.

Good to know ESA prices are still pretty stable from when I went there a while back. I'll be going again in a few months so this really helps.

The ladies you have pics of, where did you get them? Are those your summit dates or ESA or a mix? Some nice asses on there.

What's ESA brother?

[Trick Williams]

Just came back from thick woman big ass heaven. Spent nearly two weeks there. Second time I have been. I'm going to keep the report brief because I would just be repeating the same thing as recent reports.

When I was there the exchange with dollar was 16:1.

I went to Royal Park and Summit, used ESA Joberg and Pretoria site and had over 1000 request on tinder and bumble. Had about 2-3 fucks on average a day. I will breakdown prices below:

Royal Park 200-400 Rand request to fuck and come once. You can negotiate more time. I didn't session here at all though because I found Summit so much better. The couple girls I wanted got scooped up every time I want. The lay out of the club is more spacious than summit but I don't like how the big ass bar is in the middle of the floor and the stripper stage is squish to the side. Majority of the girls are sandwiched over there between dudes. Every time I went there were more guys than girls. Everyone was chill though no problems. The security makes you put on a mask to enter the club which is weird because no has one on when you go in. It's 100 Rand to enter and they stamp your wrists so you can reenter once you leave and come back.

The taxi Mafia there charges 80 rand to go to Summit. I did negotiate down to 60 but that's as far they would go. You can take a bolt or Uber to the club but can't call one to pick you up. I paid 120-150 Rand to get to Killarney area where I stayed from the club. There is a gas station close by which you could have them drop you off there and then call an Uber or bolt. You could stay inside the store and wait for the Uber or bolt without any problems.

Summit girls charge 300-500 to fuck once, 1000-1500 if you want to fuck all night at your place. Multiple girls asked to come stay with me for the night but I never did. I went here so much and fucked so much there it came a point where there was no one else I wanted to fuck LOL. This club has less space but it's designed better in my opinion. The stripper poles are in the middle of the club and there are other rooms you can go to for private dances and fucking and food.

The taxi Mafia here charges the exact same rates.

ESA girls charge anywhere from 400-600 for a half hour and 500-800 for an hour. For all night you can negotiate between 1500 and some asked for like 5000 which was crazy as hell. I found great asses on this site and hits some duds which is fine expected. There were 700 plus girls available in joberg and close to 400 in Pretoria and some of the girls will switch between joberg and Pretoria every other day. In joberg, the girls are spread out everywhere from east Rand, to Randburg to byranston and sandton. Some will be in shared apartments with other girls, some are in motels.

Tinder / bumble girls were dates that most just food and travel to meet up. A few university girls ask for money to school. One girl asked me for 3000 straight up so you could get some crazy requests. By the end of the trip, I stopped going on regular dates because alot of the girls wanted to be stuck to me, wanted to spend the night when I wanted to fuck other girls. So I just used the other options I mentioned above.

Bolt is general cheaper around town but when I went to Pretoria Uber was actually cheaper. Both have food delivery services which I used a ton.

There was load shedding where whole blocks were strategically turned off during different times of the day. So I suggest you look for buildings or hotels that have generators so it doesn't mess up your flow. All in all a great trip with a lot of fucking. Can't wait to go back.

Great report! Good to see your still posting. Was wondering what happend to you. Keep posting those big asses.

[Zakmo]

Just came back from thick woman big ass heaven. Spent nearly two weeks there. Second time I have been. I'm going to keep the report brief because I would just be repeating the same thing as recent reports..

Can you clear out your inbox? Tried to PM you.

[Zakmo]

Just came back from thick woman big ass heaven. Spent nearly two weeks there. Second time I have been. I'm going to keep the report brief because I would just be repeating the same thing as recent reports..

Wondering if you have any more pics of some of the ladies you met there? Great asses so far.

[Zakmo]

Just came back from thick woman big ass heaven. Spent nearly two weeks there. Second time I have been. I'm going to keep the report brief because I would just be repeating the same thing as recent reports.

When I was there the exchange with dollar was 16:1.

I went to Royal Park and Summit, used ESA Joberg and Pretoria site and had over 1000 request on tinder and bumble. Had about 2-3 fucks on average a day. I will breakdown prices below:

Royal Park 200-400 Rand request to fuck and come once. You can negotiate more time. I didn't session here at all though because I found Summit so much better. The couple girls I wanted got scooped up every time I want. The lay out of the club is more spacious than summit but I don't like how the big ass bar is in the middle of the floor and the stripper stage is squish to the side. Majority of the girls are sandwiched over there between dudes. Every time I went there were more guys than girls. Everyone was chill though no problems. The security makes you put on a mask to enter the club which is weird because no has one on when you go in. It's 100 Rand to enter and they stamp your wrists so you can reenter once you leave and come back.

The taxi Mafia there charges 80 rand to go to Summit. I did negotiate down to 60 but that's as far they would go. You can take a bolt or Uber to the club but can't call one to pick you up. I paid 120-150 Rand to get to Killarney area where I stayed from the club. There is a gas station close by which you could have them drop you off there and then call an Uber or bolt. You could stay inside the store and wait for the Uber or bolt without any problems.

Summit girls charge 300-500 to fuck once, 1000-1500 if you want to fuck all night at your place. Multiple girls asked to come stay with me for the night but I never did. I went here so much and fucked so much there it came a point where there was no one else I wanted to fuck LOL. This club has less space but it's designed better in my opinion. The stripper poles are in the middle of the club and there are other rooms you can go to for private dances and fucking and food.

The taxi Mafia here charges the exact same rates.

ESA girls charge anywhere from 400-600 for a half hour and 500-800 for an hour. For all night you can negotiate between 1500 and some asked for like 5000 which was crazy as hell. I found great asses on this site and hits some duds which is fine expected. There were 700 plus girls available in joberg and close to 400 in Pretoria and some of the girls will switch between joberg and Pretoria every other day. In joberg, the girls are spread out everywhere from east Rand, to Randburg to byranston and sandton. Some will be in shared apartments with other girls, some are in motels.

Tinder / bumble girls were dates that most just food and travel to meet up. A few university girls ask for money to school. One girl asked me for 3000 straight up so you could get some crazy requests. By the end of the trip, I stopped going on regular dates because alot of the girls wanted to be stuck to me, wanted to spend the night when I wanted to fuck other girls. So I just used the other options I mentioned above.

Bolt is general cheaper around town but when I went to Pretoria Uber was actually cheaper. Both have food delivery services which I used a ton.

There was load shedding where whole blocks were strategically turned off during different times of the day. So I suggest you look for buildings or hotels that have generators so it doesn't mess up your flow. All in all a great trip with a lot of fucking. Can't wait to go back.

Great trip report. We need more like these in terms of location, prices and pics.

Good to know ESA prices are still pretty stable from when I went there a while back. I'll be going again in a few months so this really helps.

The ladies you have pics of, where did you get them? Are those your summit dates or ESA or a mix? Some nice asses on there.

[CkNice11]

Just came back from thick woman big ass heaven. Spent nearly two weeks there. Second time I have been. I'm going to keep the report brief because I would just be repeating the same thing as recent reports.

When I was there the exchange with dollar was 16:1.

I went to Royal Park and Summit, used ESA Joberg and Pretoria site and had over 1000 request on tinder and bumble. Had about 2-3 fucks on average a day. I will breakdown prices below:

Royal Park 200-400 Rand request to fuck and come once. You can negotiate more time. I didn't session here at all though because I found Summit so much better. The couple girls I wanted got scooped up every time I want. The lay out of the club is more spacious than summit but I don't like how the big ass bar is in the middle of the floor and the stripper stage is squish to the side. Majority of the girls are sandwiched over there between dudes. Every time I went there were more guys than girls. Everyone was chill though no problems. The security makes you put on a mask to enter the club which is weird because no has one on when you go in. It's 100 Rand to enter and they stamp your wrists so you can reenter once you leave and come back.

The taxi Mafia there charges 80 rand to go to Summit. I did negotiate down to 60 but that's as far they would go. You can take a bolt or Uber to the club but can't call one to pick you up. I paid 120-150 Rand to get to Killarney area where I stayed from the club. There is a gas station close by which you could have them drop you off there and then call an Uber or bolt. You could stay inside the store and wait for the Uber or bolt without any problems.

Summit girls charge 300-500 to fuck once, 1000-1500 if you want to fuck all night at your place. Multiple girls asked to come stay with me for the night but I never did. I went here so much and fucked so much there it came a point where there was no one else I wanted to fuck LOL. This club has less space but it's designed better in my opinion. The stripper poles are in the middle of the club and there are other rooms you can go to for private dances and fucking and food.

The taxi Mafia here charges the exact same rates.

ESA girls charge anywhere from 400-600 for a half hour and 500-800 for an hour. For all night you can negotiate between 1500 and some asked for like 5000 which was crazy as hell. I found great asses on this site and hits some duds which is fine expected. There were 700 plus girls available in joberg and close to 400 in Pretoria and some of the girls will switch between joberg and Pretoria every other day. In joberg, the girls are spread out everywhere from east Rand, to Randburg to byranston and sandton. Some will be in shared apartments with other girls, some are in motels.

Tinder / bumble girls were dates that most just food and travel to meet up. A few university girls ask for money to school. One girl asked me for 3000 straight up so you could get some crazy requests. By the end of the trip, I stopped going on regular dates because alot of the girls wanted to be stuck to me, wanted to spend the night when I wanted to fuck other girls. So I just used the other options I mentioned above.

Bolt is general cheaper around town but when I went to Pretoria Uber was actually cheaper. Both have food delivery services which I used a ton.

There was load shedding where whole blocks were strategically turned off during different times of the day. So I suggest you look for buildings or hotels that have generators so it doesn't mess up your flow. All in all a great trip with a lot of fucking. Can't wait to go back.

Sounds like you had a great time brother. I love summit club man. I shared your same opinion. I had a couple at royal Park but eventually I said forget royal park and start going to summit club everyday LOL. I snuck a trip to joberg in April for 4 days because I got a steal of a price with Ethiopian airlines. 560 round trip. One of the dancers with a huge ass named Lerato who I build a relationship with the first time snatched me up and I couldn't bang the whole club like I intended LOL. I mean me and her had an amazing time but still I wanted to go crazy. I'm a have to sneak down there again when she not working that week. I'm a sneak and ask her is she working before I go LOL.

[Global00]

Just came back from thick woman big ass heaven. Spent nearly two weeks there. Second time I have been. I'm going to keep the report brief because I would just be repeating the same thing as recent reports.

When I was there the exchange with dollar was 16:1.

I went to Royal Park and Summit, used ESA Joberg and Pretoria site and had over 1000 request on tinder and bumble. Had about 2-3 fucks on average a day. I will breakdown prices below:

Royal Park 200-400 Rand request to fuck and come once. You can negotiate more time. I didn't session here at all though because I found Summit so much better. The couple girls I wanted got scooped up every time I want. The lay out of the club is more spacious than summit but I don't like how the big ass bar is in the middle of the floor and the stripper stage is squish to the side. Majority of the girls are sandwiched over there between dudes. Every time I went there were more guys than girls. Everyone was chill though no problems. The security makes you put on a mask to enter the club which is weird because no has one on when you go in. It's 100 Rand to enter and they stamp your wrists so you can reenter once you leave and come back.

The taxi Mafia there charges 80 rand to go to Summit. I did negotiate down to 60 but that's as far they would go. You can take a bolt or Uber to the club but can't call one to pick you up. I paid 120-150 Rand to get to Killarney area where I stayed from the club. There is a gas station close by which you could have them drop you off there and then call an Uber or bolt. You could stay inside the store and wait for the Uber or bolt without any problems.

Summit girls charge 300-500 to fuck once, 1000-1500 if you want to fuck all night at your place. Multiple girls asked to come stay with me for the night but I never did. I went here so much and fucked so much there it came a point where there was no one else I wanted to fuck LOL. This club has less space but it's designed better in my opinion. The stripper poles are in the middle of the club and there are other rooms you can go to for private dances and fucking and food.

The taxi Mafia here charges the exact same rates.

ESA girls charge anywhere from 400-600 for a half hour and 500-800 for an hour. For all night you can negotiate between 1500 and some asked for like 5000 which was crazy as hell. I found great asses on this site and hits some duds which is fine expected. There were 700 plus girls available in joberg and close to 400 in Pretoria and some of the girls will switch between joberg and Pretoria every other day. In joberg, the girls are spread out everywhere from east Rand, to Randburg to byranston and sandton. Some will be in shared apartments with other girls, some are in motels.

Tinder / bumble girls were dates that most just food and travel to meet up. A few university girls ask for money to school. One girl asked me for 3000 straight up so you could get some crazy requests. By the end of the trip, I stopped going on regular dates because alot of the girls wanted to be stuck to me, wanted to spend the night when I wanted to fuck other girls. So I just used the other options I mentioned above.

Bolt is general cheaper around town but when I went to Pretoria Uber was actually cheaper. Both have food delivery services which I used a ton.

There was load shedding where whole blocks were strategically turned off during different times of the day. So I suggest you look for buildings or hotels that have generators so it doesn't mess up your flow. All in all a great trip with a lot of fucking. Can't wait to go back.

[Norfolklad]

46 Vissershof Rd, Bothasig.

I am writing this as a warning to anyone thinking of going for a massage at 46 Vissershof Rd, Bothasig. This establishment has degraded from a very decent massage studio offering extras to a den of thieves.

My own experience with this establishment goes back to 2019 when I regularly received a rub, tug and BJ from one of their ladies.

During lockdown, Bonita manned the show and also provided excellent services.

https://massage.co.za/therapist/deta...ofile/id/30032

So much so, that I left her a glowing review on massage. Co. Za.

That was unfortunately, the end of it.

As lockdown restrictions eased, the establishment saw it fit to implement a new business model. Instead of two, three or four ladies being on duty in the salon, suddenly they have a miriad of choice. The only problem is that if you call Jane to make a booking, she tells you she's in Khayelitsha and can only see you in a couple of hours, or maybe the next day. This despite the listings on massage. Co. Za clearly showing when they're supposed to be working.

This was also when prices went up by more than 50%.

I attempted a visit, booked a lady for a specific day and time only to discover a bait and switch. Even though none of them show their faces on the website, if she has an A cup on the site, you expect an A cup in the room. Ditto for if she's a size 8-10 on the site, you do not expect a size 16 in the room with an bum the size of the back of a diesel bus.

After that I avoided the place, until today.

Lo and behold, my old friend Bonita's listing was active again. I called her, confirmed availability, prices and services, made a booking, arrived, was ushered into the room by one lady who then told me Bonita would be with me soon. That was when I discovered their next scam. The women are selling their profiles that have good ratings to newcomers.

Suddenly Bonita wasn't Bonita. Instead, a completely different woman entered the room and tried to con me into thinking she was Bonita. Red flag number one. But when the sack's full, it's full, so I decided to go with the flow, got undressed and lay on the table. What followed was the most pathetic attempt at a sensual massage I have ever had the misfortune of experiencing. First she burned me with hot oil. When I told her the oil was too hot, she took it off the burner, cooled it down and then poured half the oil holder onto my back before spending the next 20 minutes slopping her hands through the oil. She then climbed into my back for what I assume was supposed to be a series of body slides. Lieing dead still on someone's back for 10 minutes, trying to suffocate them, is not a body slide.

Eventually I grew bored of this and asked her to please climb off my back. She then asked me to turn around. I did and. You guessed it. She poured hot oil onto my dick.

That was when I got up to leave, but she begged me to stay. With hidsight, I should have saved myself stress and frustration and left. But, when the sack's full, it's full. I lay down again and lay there while she tried to jerk my burned dick off. After a couple of minutes, I asked her what about the BJ. She immediately retorted with; "that's extra". When I told her that she was not doing what she had agreed to do, at the price we had agreed on, she went to the cupboard, fetched a condom, stuck the thing in my face with one hand while she continued to try to jerk me off with the other.

Over the years I've seen a thing or two while punting, but this next one takes the cake. She then tried to fake a blow job. She put her face next to my dick above my bladder area, hid her mouth with her arm, carried on jerking me off and started making drowning sounds as if she were giving me sloppy toppy. How stupid must this woman think I am?

That was when I lost it and tried to leave, only to discover that suddenly she couldn't get the door unlocked. It was only after I had threatened to call the cops and tell them I was being held against my will that the door magically unlocked.

I paid her for the rubbish massage and left.

As I've said before, this is a den of thieves. If you use massage. Co. Za, avoid any listings for Bothasig, Cape Town North that make mention of Touched Spa. If a woman tries to lure you to 46 Vissershof Rd, run.

[Confiable]

Hi all,

Can I please ask for an idiots' guide to hobbying in Cape Town. I will be there for 5 nights in May and have absolutely no idea where to start? I have had a great time in Mexico, Thailand and Spain, mostly from online contacts like Twitter (Mexico City) and Mileroticos in Cancun, brothels in Spain and street and massage girls in Thailand. Could someone please let me know if they have advice regarding a trustworthy website or explain the best way to approach things when we arrive in Cape Town. I believe we are staying in CBD. Is it through massage parlours or is there a way of contacting local independent freelancers online? I don't want to risk any situation in dodgy areas but am happy to lower my bar of expectations if need be.

I will of course feedback with reports and advice on my return. Thanks very much for your help everyone. Keep safe.

I don't know your age or your confident level but approaching women works. The V&A waterfront, visit long street for bars, Tinder app works, and Escort South Africa website.

[Vecky98]

Hi all,

Can I please ask for an idiots' guide to hobbying in Cape Town. I will be there for 5 nights in May and have absolutely no idea where to start? I have had a great time in Mexico, Thailand and Spain, mostly from online contacts like Twitter (Mexico City) and Mileroticos in Cancun, brothels in Spain and street and massage girls in Thailand. Could someone please let me know if they have advice regarding a trustworthy website or explain the best way to approach things when we arrive in Cape Town. I believe we are staying in CBD. Is it through massage parlours or is there a way of contacting local independent freelancers online? I don't want to risk any situation in dodgy areas but am happy to lower my bar of expectations if need be.

I will of course feedback with reports and advice on my return. Thanks very much for your help everyone. Keep safe.

I think you can try to search in dating apps.

[MackeySasser]

ESA and Redvelvet have been mentioned here extensively. Those are good sites. Read the forum and you'll see more info. Or upgrade your membership and I can pm you some info.

Good info here, thanks.

[ImpressiveWin]

I'm going to be in JNB on Thursday and Friday. Can someone advise me on the best massage parlours offering extras with curvy line ups in town?

Moreover, if anyone wants to link up and hit up the strip clubs I'd also be down.

[Walshy]

Hi all,

Can I please ask for an idiots' guide to hobbying in Cape Town. I will be there for 5 nights in May and have absolutely no idea where to start? I have had a great time in Mexico, Thailand and Spain, mostly from online contacts like Twitter (Mexico City) and Mileroticos in Cancun, brothels in Spain and street and massage girls in Thailand. Could someone please let me know if they have advice regarding a trustworthy website or explain the best way to approach things when we arrive in Cape Town. I believe we are staying in CBD. Is it through massage parlours or is there a way of contacting local independent freelancers online? I don't want to risk any situation in dodgy areas but am happy to lower my bar of expectations if need be.

I will of course feedback with reports and advice on my return. Thanks very much for your help everyone. Keep safe.