South Africa

[Zimzam]

can anyone explain me what's tz? I understand sa.

TZ = Tanzania.

[Vecky98]

Booty Zar Booty is the prototype but Segos got next! Kenyan girls are way thicker than Ghana goes, although there's ass everywhere in Africa but as a chubby chaser, SA is our mecca. It's either TZ or SA at this point. I want to let SA "stretch" it's arms out before buying the ticket. It might be my last spot before going back to the US.

Can anyone explain me what's TZ? I understand SA.

[Zakmo]

Glad you kept calm and no harm came to you, but how about some details of the club and women.

I second this as well, let's get some actual info on the proceedings in the club and what the women were like.

[Confiable]

Nah, they didn't set you up but you made a very rookie mistake. When leaving Royal Park / Summit, just take a taxi from the front of the club and call it a night. It might be a little bit more money but the peace of mind cant be beat. Even better if you can get a private taxi arrangement set up from one of the taxis there. Anytime you want to go to the club they'll be your go to guy.

In Africa you gotta be a lot more resourceful. When I go, I usually try to have 1-2 personal drivers I can call to move me around. Ill still use Uber/Bolt but always good to have a backup.

That's all there is to it. And yea, never walk the streets with your phone on you late at night at Hillbrow.

Other than that, be safe and enjoy.

It's called common sense. I wouldn't walk around Summit or Royal Park at night. You are inviting trouble. The taxis parked out front of these establishments are the best and only option at night. As far as taking a taxi there, I have had plenty of uber drivres warn me about going there. Been to both places numerous times and had no problems and will continue to go and enjoy myself.

[Blakman]

Glad you kept calm and no harm came to you, but how about some details of the club and women.

At midnight on a Sunday night tonight, I busted a dummie move: I ordered an Uber / Bolt to Summit Club!

Three drivers passed up on me live on the app, and I thought they were P*honk honk*ussies.

No man; now I get them. I really do!

So the guy called me that soon after got ambushed by street natives. It's an African thing for Uber / Bolt drivers to call.

To confirm. Called and asked "Hey man are you by Summit?.

[Zakmo]

At midnight on a Sunday night tonight, I busted a dummie move: I ordered an Uber / Bolt to Summit Club!

How many of you guys think the security guard set my sh!t up? I kinda think so.

Nah, they didn't set you up but you made a very rookie mistake. When leaving Royal Park / Summit, just take a taxi from the front of the club and call it a night. It might be a little bit more money but the peace of mind cant be beat. Even better if you can get a private taxi arrangement set up from one of the taxis there. Anytime you want to go to the club they'll be your go to guy.

In Africa you gotta be a lot more resourceful. When I go, I usually try to have 1-2 personal drivers I can call to move me around. I’ll still use Uber/Bolt but always good to have a backup.

That's all there is to it. And yea, never walk the streets with your phone on you late at night at Hillbrow.

Other than that, be safe and enjoy.

[Eirizarryrnb]

At midnight on a Sunday night tonight, I busted a dummie move: I ordered an Uber / Bolt to Summit Club!

Three drivers passed up on me live on the app, and I thought they were P*honk honk*ussies.

No man; now I get them. I really do!

So the guy called me that soon after got ambushed by street natives. It's an African thing for Uber / Bolt drivers to call.

To confirm. Called and asked "Hey man are you by Summit?

"Yeap I'm next to it".

"Hurry up man; they cannot catch me fetching you (picking you up)".

So what fcked it up was the security guard from the Summit Club stopped me from going to the Bolt taxi that was 50 metres away.

The time we spent politicking about my safety I could have made it to the car before the streets started the madness.

The dialogue goes something like this:

"Hey brother you need go back in the club and we'll get you a taxi driver".

"I'm good I'm not afraid of these Jozi punks out there".

"Put that cellphone away or else Jozi will have it!

"What I didn't hear you?

"Jozi man. The streets will take that cellphone from you".

"Man again I'm not afraid of these punks".

"Alright it's your call".

I begin walking towards the car as the cellphone in my pocket is yelling "Hurry the hell up aibo eish (For Christ's Sake in their language)" I didn't hang up the cellphone. The security guard is murmuring something to some other dudes behind me (maybe he drew attention to the shituation?

7 seconds later: Shouting and yelling ". WTF. *Inaudible Xhosa Zulu expletives*.

BOOM! CRACK! BANG! CRACK BOOM!

A big bottle shattered on the Bolt drivers windshield!

I didn't act shocked when that boom happened or else I would have made myself a target.

To become robbed since I would see easily nervous by the loud impact sound of them throwing the first bottle at the car.

3 seconds later 4 dudes came out "plain from the shadows" like Lionel Richie's Running with the night.

Kicking. Breaking a window as the Bolt driver sped off without me.

If I had ran to the Bolt and he would have locked the door thinking I was one of them, I would have been food for those Jozi zombie thugs. Holy fcuk! In my pocket barely able to hide from plain sight, I had a USD $300 32 MP cam phone large phone form factor 2022 edition with a stack of blue Nelson Mandelas. R1,000 on me (60 USD on me convertible) and I didn't get vicc'ed (it would have been a fight on their hands and I was ready for that shit but they don't have the heart like the late James Ingram to step to me but they stepped fearlessly to that Bolt cabbie!

So as I was walking not too slowly but not too quickly to avoid effervescing nervous energy from my pores (I wasn't nervous but I knew to strategically get out of there like the way I've mentioned how I did it), I finally, like CeCe Peniston, got back to the doorway of The Summit Club with the Security guard scoffing at me, "I told you so you thought I was lying, I told you so."

The guard and 3 other security guards that came from their break were laughing their head off at the whole ordeal.

Yeap Hillbrow loathes Uber and Bolt for taking money out of local cabbies pockets! (I really thought that as empty.

As Claim Street was on a Sunday Jesus Wept God Sabbath rest day at midnight South African time that I could pull that stunt off. Yeah I'm crazy af!

Yeap I shall go to Sandton / Rivonia and do the strip club thingy there and fck pro's on prem there from hereon out!

I might not make it the next time I go and try to leave The Summit Club even with a local taxi this time!!

How many of you guys think the security guard set my sh!t up? I kinda think so.

[MarkusH]

Any intel on this area? Seems under reported.

Also, thinking of flying there and doing a road trip to cape town in rented jeep. Smart? Is there any pleasures on that route?

It's hit and miss. The majority of the action in Durban happens at Florida Road which is full of bars and restaurants and is usually jam packed on the weekends. There are street walkers not far from there but it can be dangerous as local cops are often patrolling and looking for a bribe especially if they figure out you are a foreigner. You can get massages from Indian beauties in Umhlangha often with extra's involved. Umhlangha is a posher part of Durban and is served by Gateway mall.

Cape Town is lovely if you take the garden route it would be a memorable trip. Stellenbosch is safe and full of little cafe's etc. Mongering wise the best place is Johannesburg. Get yourself on Seeking and you can find something to your taste. There are lap dancing joints and other places but again you don't want to be in a place which is dodgy and car jackings are rife in Johannesburg as things are far apart. Get yourself to Sandton and visit the mall and you can usually approach a woman and hit things off.

[OldSchool318]

Any intel on this area? Seems under reported.

Also, thinking of flying there and doing a road trip to cape town in rented jeep. Smart? Is there any pleasures on that route?

[Blaq007]

Any more trip report for JHB, I plan on travelling down soon.

I really appreciate the trip reports but they have provided awesome info.

[Univelton]

Uni,

Long time Monger in the US.

This forum so far looks the best but if you can post others within the terms of service that would be great as I am not allowed to PM yet..

Try the web site massage dot co dot za and go to Cape Town CBD. They are Zimbabwean. I remember one day: when I was leaving the place after my session, I found 4 mongers queuing and looking angry at me because I spent too much time. Just the CBD area.

[MikaPeltinin]

Uni,

Long time Monger in the US.

This forum so far looks the best but if you can post others within the terms of service that would be great as I am not allowed to PM yet.

Thanks.

Mika.

I was in South Africa between Christmas and New year day. I had a very cheerful experience especially my four-day in Cape Town CBD and Southern suburbs. Though there are many websites advertising massage and escorting services (you need just to google them), I opted for the more professional massage website where even the ladies (and gents) advertise for massage / adult massage, they most of all offer extra.

The reason is that I realized the ladies on other websites do not really have any knowledge on massage therapy, you enter the room mostly in mansions or villas fully packed with similar sex workers. The lady you called is ready and rushes to have it done with some oil applied on your legs, she moves quickly to the dick, which is already hardened and she wants you to fuck and go..

[Univelton]

I was in South Africa between Christmas and New year day. I had a very cheerful experience especially my four-day in Cape Town CBD and Southern suburbs. Though there are many websites advertising massage and escorting services (you need just to google them), I opted for the more professional massage website where even the ladies (and gents) advertise for massage / adult massage, they most of all offer extra.

The reason is that I realized the ladies on other websites do not really have any knowledge on massage therapy, you enter the room mostly in mansions or villas fully packed with similar sex workers. The lady you called is ready and rushes to have it done with some oil applied on your legs, she moves quickly to the dick, which is already hardened and she wants you to fuck and go.

On this experience for all the type I met, I decided to use the professional massage web site (PM if you wish).

Do you know what? These ladies have nice places mostly in hotels with wide rooms with all facilities and there is a feeling of comfort and hospitality. Privacy should not be a problem in SA, nobody cares.

Now my top list in Cape Town is as follows (all black): Brenda, Tazneem, Patricia, Summer, Kate, and more. Black are more affordable, their prices are negotiable while white and colored have set their prices and do not allow negotiation, which I do not like while value for money leads my decision making.

Try Rondebosch, Claremont an Kenilworth, CBD, and Green Point and thank me later.

Once you settle in South Africa, there is no hassle with the COVID thing. Things are more than normal.

[GregALewis1]

Which Protea? There are five of them in JoBurg.

Finally took the long awaited trip to joberg and boy am I happy I did. Before I go on with the review huge shout out to Zakmo for all the advice and information he gave me before my trip. You made my trip way easier and I was able to move around like a vet despite being a newcomer. That's the whole purpose of this board and I'll be sure to pass on my knowledge to the next brother.

Anyway on to the trip. So I arrive on a Sunday for a week long stay. They didn't even check for my vaccination or a covid test. Catch a Uber to my hotel which was protea hotel. Suite room for 35 bucks a night can't beat it. I'll definitely be staying there again.

[Confiable]

I just left Durban 5 days ago. Your assessment was 100% accurate, except I went to Butterworth on a weekday evening and there were only 12 women (not 30).

If you like massages, I would highly recommend Desi Girls in Umhlanga. A one-hour massage was 1,000 rand. It was an excellent massage and they will do 2 shots (advertised as multiple orgasms). There are 5 to 6 girls there and they were all beautiful: a mixture of Indian, Colored and African for you to select from.

Durban doesn't seem to be the monger town like Johannesburg. You will be terribly disappointed in that regard. However, if you like spending time chasing "normal" girls, Durban is your place as the ratio of men to women in the night clubs is to men's advantage.

I was in Durban last October for a short stay. Florida ave is the place to be. Cubana and it's one other place I can't remember the name maybe it's caled wish. But that's where the women hangout. IG type women. I had to approach them because they were not going to. Also the mall, Legacy yard, and restuarants around Umhlanga have girls that are beautiful and friendly. Also, an Uber driver that is cool will assist you in where to go for a good time. You can always rely on ESA if you are unlucky.