Burma vs. Laos

[Monkla]

Anyone going to be around?

[Bellerophonv]

Does Google Maps gives the good location of emperor?

https://goo.gl/maps/9w0LM

Let me give the most accurate description of the location of Emperor Club. It is NOT on Shwedagon Pagoda Road near the corner of Mahabandoola Road. Yes, it is on Shwedagon Pagoda Road, but half way BTW Mahabandoola Road & Anawrahta Road which is quite a distance from the junction. I wasted a lot of time and energy walking all four corners of that junction.

[FunMan13]

This report is my PERSONAL opinion. Everyone has the right to his opinion. If you disagree, I will accept your point of view. But please do not get ugly with me.

For our hobby, I think Myanmar is not much fun although it is cheap compared to Bangkok (I have never mongered in other cities in Thailand). I didn't find anything in Mandalay and Bagan. In Yangon I only went to Emperor Club three times. The girls were okay, didn't see any stunners. I paid 50, 000 kyats each time as Mamasan negotiated. Sex was okay with Enjek but the other girl was nothing to write about. The girls (actually all Burmese) have a certain body odor which, although was not foul smelling, was a turnoff for me.

Food in Yangon was terrible. I am Chinese. I stayed in Chinatown expecting decent Chinese food and hawker stalls like any Chinatown in Southeast Asia. I found only one Chinese restaurant a few doors from Emperor which was extremely expensive. The street food was so dirty I dare not try. I ended up eating a lot of Indian food.

However, I will recommend the Min Lan Rakhine Seafood Restaurant: 45 Baho RoadatKhattar St. Sanchaung. Take the very, very slow but fun Yangon Circle Line train to Pann Hlaing Station. Exit station, turn right, walk to end of the road, turn left at T-junction (you will see Asia Royal Hosp) , walk 5 minutes more, you will see the big restaurant carpark on the left. They have super excellent, fresh and cheap seafood cooked several ways.

I stayed at the Chit Sayar Hotel: 646 Mahabandoola Road, BTW 21st / 22nd, Chinatown. www.chitsayarhotel.com. I booked on Agoda. Com for $165 for 3 nights. This hotel is only 3 blocks from Emperor. It is very clean, comfortable and GF (girl friendly). The front desk will take the girl's I'd card like in Bangkok. I found that Agoda. Com had the best deals in all three cities I visited.

All the Burmese people I encountered were very nice, pleasant and friendly. The Buddhist temples and monuments were very impressive. I am not Buddhist but I like to see places of worship. Some of the religious buildings in Bagan were as massive as cathedrals in Europe. The Shwedagon Paya in Yangon is unequaled, more impressive than any temple in Bangkok.

Will I go back to Yangon? Probably not.

Funman13 OUT.

[FunMan13]

I am so sorry for this late report. As soon as I returned to USA, I got very busy with work and other personal stuff and kept putting off writing this report. Luckily I had made notes on my smart phone. I want to thank 2 brother mongers who PMed to remind me that I owe the thread a report.

I arrived in Yangon Thursday, Feb. 20. Went to Emperor Club around 7:30 pm. There was only another customer. The place was so dark I just could not see the faces of the girls. The other guy was smart (or very tacky). He used his mobile phone light on the girls' faces and selected one. I just couldn't make myself do that. At about 8:15, more guys came in. They were all kinds: Caucasians, Japanese, Chinese, Malaysian / Singapore Chinese and locals. The place quickly got busy. Some guys used the private rooms which have better lighting. The girls would line up outside the room then parade inside. One is expected to make a choice immediately.

Finally at about 9:30, I selected Enjek who could not speak good English. MMS Saung Thazin (whom someone PMed her name to me) came and negotiated. We agreed on 50, 000 kyats LT until around 8 AM the next morning. Enjek was very GFE and orgasmic although her BBBJ skill was average. But she came so many times I felt like I was servicing her instead of the other way around. Luckily I took ½ tablet of V and was able to stay hard. Her command of English was better than when in the Club so we hit off. We had another session in the morning then went down for complimentary breakfast provided by my hotel. She left around 9:30 AM. I gave her 5, 000 kyats tip.

On the second night I went back to Emperor (my hotel is only 3 blocks away) about the same time. It was busier than Thursday and Enjek was not there. I picked another girl (forgot her name) who was less fun, I. E. Less GFE. Again, she left around 9 AM after breakfast and no tip.

On the third night, again I went to Emperor. Street lights in Yangon are not very bright and almost all shops close at dusk. I was not very keen to go further out of my part of downtown. I also figured that other clubs would be just like Emperor. Enjek immediately saw me and came over. I told her I was very tired (which was true) and will go back to my hotel to take a nap. I had found out from Enjek 2 nights ago that Emperor closes at midnight but the girls can leave after 11 PM. So I told her to come to my hotel after work. She agreed. I went back to my hotel, told the doorman to let Enjek in, and went to take a nap. My room phone rang about 11:15 PM and someone said 'lady friend here'. I said 'good, let her come up'. Enjek came up and told me she was very tired and asked if I could let her take a nap before we boom boom. What can I say but okay? Well, she was so tired that she could not wake up until 6 AM. We had an average session and she wanted to leave. I was already kind of turnoff by her change of attitude and was also keen to go out and do some last minute shopping before leaving for the airport. So I gave her 30, 000 kyats. She wanted 50, 000 kyats like the last time. I said NO as I did not intend to pay her to sleep. I also know that she is getting a lot more by bypassing the MMS. Anyway, she was not happy but left when she knew I wouldn't bulge. Oh, needless to say, NO TIP.

Let me give the most accurate description of the location of Emperor Club. It is NOT on Shwedagon Pagoda Road near the corner of Mahabandoola Road. Yes, it is on Shwedagon Pagoda Road, but half way BTW Mahabandoola Road & Anawrahta Road which is quite a distance from the junction. I wasted a lot of time and energy walking all four corners of that junction.

Myanmar RECAP to come. Thanks.

[ConquerorVal]

What is up with the lack of reports. Yangon is full of pussy-so where are the posts? #13, where are you and where is the much anticipated (at least by me) report on Yangon. Has the one who shall not be named got to you?

[Kerrstar]

Fellas,

Sigh, so far, it does not look promising.

I can give you an update on Nay Pyi Daw, I moved here about 2 weeks ago after 4 years in Singapore. There is absolutely nothing happening here from what I can see. I haven't even found a decent bar. The city itself is spread right out so without a car you're pretty much stuck at your hotel. I have a car and drive to share with others from the office but I haven't ventured out far as I've just started a new job with a different company and I'm seeing how the lay of the land is first.

Been to a couple of good restaurants for dinner and a few beers but there's nothing happening in them. I have heard of some bars in the old part of the city but have only been there during the day and I read that the police closed a lot of them down.

I'll try to get around a bit more over the next few weeks, especially if I change hotels to somewhere nearer the centre of town.

On the bright side, golf here is much cheaper than Singapore.

[ConquerorVal]

Sigh, so far, it does not look promising.

I am sure you will have fun with the girls, especially in Yangon. Don't know about other destinations. I wish I could have spent a whole night with one of the girls. Of course, I suspect English is non existent with most of the working girls. I am looking forward to reading yours and other mongers' reports. The Burmese people are the nicest, kindest people I have ever met. There is certain sweetness and gentleness to them. They have not been jaded by tourists yet, and you will notice the difference.

[Sir Lancelot]

My Myanmar adventure begins on Wednesday.

Have a great time, I look forward to read about your experiences on this page. I will also be visiting Myanmar soon so your report will be very useful.

[FunMan13]

Fellas,

PLEASE, we need to get back to the subject of mongering and stay focus. The Myanmar thread is already very weak. Let's not discourage potential contributors.

I do agree on one thing: We should NEVER post face pictures of the girls without their consent and most of them will NOT consent. It will ruin them, especially if they did something like meeting you after work to avoid BF. Some of them are in relationships and their pictures on the internet is not right. Come on, if you provide a name and the location, the mongers will find them.

Of course this does not apply to the bad ones like runners, star fishes and liars. By all means, get them off the market. If I have my way, I'd nail them to trees!

My Myanmar adventure begins on Wednesday. Sigh, so far, it does not look promising.

[Golfinho]

Quote Originally Posted by Golfinho [View Original Post]-

God Bless, and keep the barbarians at the gate.

A groupie! How flattering.

[ConquerorVal]

Quote Originally Posted by Golfinho [View Original Post]-Madagascar
I've driven motorcycles through the countryside where girls see you coming and lift their shirts and skirts to show you what they have. Stop if you want, spend a week with her or keep going. This would traumatize you? Go back to Pattaya. For hotels, sorry if you have no money and enjoy your mosquitos. Regardez, what is to debate? We know what this country is. Enjoy the way you want, and while your at it you can tell all the world and invite them to come. Wouldn't that be nice.

While checking out the Madagascar thread in one of the responses I came across my favourite members, namely Mr. Golfinho. Unfortunately, my evil twin has put this wonderful individual on an ignore list, and I can only catch glimpses of his wisdom and good will through replies to other members. It seems that he feels that there are some potential sex tourists lurking in this forum. Oh the shame! I am pleased that Mr. Golfinho's mission is worldwide and his efforts in preventing places turning into another Pattaya, continue. One cannot have hordes of fornicating, child molesting, infidels ravishing virgin lands. Oh to be so worldly and enlightened-I could only wish.

In the other reply on the Burma thread, the esteemed Mr. Golfinho remarked that my evil twin booked the hotel close to a cheap brothel. Apparently, according to (classless) Val he booked the hotel because it was the cheapest / most affordable option mentioned on the trip advisor. The fact that the brothel (he did not know it was cheap at the time) was close, was just a bonus. But what do I know. Also in the defence of my evil, douche bag twin, I guess he compared booming construction to other places he has visited and it was not as evident to him. Forgive his blindness and ignorance, and let it go. To forgive is to be divine. Nobody even you(even though you may be close to it) is perfect. It seems that on one hand you call these Burmese angels enslaved girls(would not doubt it) and on another hand skanks(I am sooo disappointed with you). I think that must have been a slip. Also, get a life you bully, contribute something worthwhile and relevant or get the f@#$% off this forum. Sorry, sorry, sorry that was my evil twin!

God Bless, and keep the barbarians at the gate.

[John Traveller]

TB is endemic in all third-world countries, nothing special about Burma. Just stay away from people that caughs or sneezes, and you will be fine. (Even in restaurants, if somebody opens their mouth at the other tables. Run away! Joking! But seriously: in theory it is contagious that way also.)

Source: wikipedia.

Just giving accurate information. You would be advised about the TB, don't take one that's coughing. What's so hard about understanding that? It has not been so long ago that any girl caught out night with a foreigner would receive the gang treatment by the boys in uniform. Some changes, but still girls for whatever reason won't be seen with you other than getting in cab from brothel to hotel. Want to post a girl's picture on the internet? Just first ask her how she'd feel about that. And, also correcting inaccurate information, like 'there's no investment'. Still can't believe someone actually said that. Just goes to show. Clueless. And classy: parking the family in the closest hotel to the brothel.

[Golfinho]

and girls having TB.!

Just giving accurate information. You would be advised about the TB, don't take one that's coughing. What's so hard about understanding that? It has not been so long ago that any girl caught out night with a foreigner would receive the gang treatment by the boys in uniform. Some changes, but still girls for whatever reason won't be seen with you other than getting in cab from brothel to hotel. Want to post a girl's picture on the internet? Just first ask her how she'd feel about that. And, also correcting inaccurate information, like 'there's no investment'. Still can't believe someone actually said that. Just goes to show. Clueless. And classy: parking the family in the closest hotel to the brothel.

[FunMan13]

Hi Lancelot,

We communicated about AC a couple years ago. I am also going to Myanmar later this month. I hope our dates jive and we can finally meet for that beer I promised. I will PM you my itinerary.

Funman13.

[Tim Bone]

golfinho did exactly the same to me. several aggressive emails and incredibly his main problem seemed to be people like me sharing our experiences on this forum (or in his words 'bragging')! surely that's the whole point of isg, people gaining information before their trip and then sharing their experiences afterwards, whether good or bad. i have to question the intelligence of someone with his views being a member of this site. when i took him to task he did what children do in the school yard, he resorted to name calling and ridiculously implied that i seek **** girls. on to my ignore list he went. i agree with you, he has an agenda and is actively discouraging anyone from visiting burma for his own personal gain.

val, occasionally on this forum you will encounter people like golfinho. don't take it too personally because for every person like him there will be dozens who are very grateful for the information you provide. i will be visiting burma soon and i enjoyed your reports and found them very useful.

hi lancalot,

having read very good trip reports by you from other places i'm really looking forward to yours from burma. i'm really looking forward to being back in yangon next month. not sure where i will be accomodated this time either so i have to wait and see if i can partake in my favourite hobby.