Burma vs. Laos

[Bardamu 92]

Hi,

I've a 3 week trip planned at the end of August and was wondering about drink I was reading some travel blogs last night in work (nothing better to do) and they all talked about bear which I cannot stomach and wine which costs 30 dollars a bottle do they sell any other spirits if so are they as expensive as there wine.

If you go to Royal Park Hotel for diner, buffet 13 $ + as much wine as you like 6$.

[El Mujerista]

Does anyone have intel on the Hotel Sedona? I can't find any mention of it in a forum search. I understand it's probably away from the action but I may not have much choice for my trip there next month. Any asssistance will be greatly appreciated.

[Phordphan]

Thanks for the props, BearMan. I appreciate it.

Yeah, not a day goes by where I don't think about Ms. A for a minute or two.

We exchanged a couple of e-mails, but she started back to University in June and I haven't heard from her since. She asked for a small gift, just some perfume and some photos. I sent them, but have absolutely no idea if packages from the USA ever even make to a Burmese recipient.

Oh, well. I'll just have to wait until next year. Maybe I'll find a rich young Mon lady who wants to keep me in the manner to which I've become accustomed. :-)

PP

[Bearman10]

Phordphan

Wow! Really enjoyed your book, that’s a joke BTW. I can’t believe you took the time to type so much info.

I just finished reading all the posts. Usually I wouldn’t want to read such long posts (mostly we just want details)

But this was great reading. I cannot believe how lucky you were on your last trip. Meeting Ms. A the day you arrive and arranging for her to be a tour guide and companion before you even leave the club or spend the first night with her. The way she helped you negotiating on your behalf. And the fact that she knew everybody and was very outgoing. Everything seemed to flow so well for the 2 of you until the end. Sad ending. Still a great story. I think it would be easier to win a lottery then to have an experience like that.

I also enjoyed your pictures; they fit in nicely and were great quality.

Thanks for taking your time to share.

[Wolfy81]

Hi,

I've a 3 week trip planned at the end of August and was wondering about drink I was reading some travel blogs last night in work (nothing better to do) and they all talked about bear which I cannot stomach and wine which costs 30 dollars a bottle do they sell any other spirits if so are they as expensive as there wine.

[Cactus J]

I sure like it! Will be there mid January for a week of golf.

Cactus J

[Sakaundeh]

Assume you stayed at Panorama?

Yep, had a few nights at the Panorama and a few nights elsewhere. But Panorama wins hands down when it comes to their breakfast buffet.

[Cactus J]

Great report! Not my style but to each his own. Assume you stayed at Panorama?
Cactus J

[Sakaundeh]

Next month I get to trace your footsteps in Rangoon and look forward to it after hearing about your travels there

Biz99, you'll have a ball, I'm sure. You can't go wrong picking up girls from either the Emperor or the Palace. If you'd like to try some upmarket girls, try the Pioneer Club located in the grounds of the Yuzana Garden Hotel. The Pioneer is one of the few clubs in Rangoon that stay opened until the wee hours of the morning, around 3am.

My choices for newbies to Rangoon would be;

1. Emperor
2. Pioneer
3. Palace
4. Asia Plaza
5. Channel V
6. JJ

... I've never been to the Park Royal Hotel disco (almost opposite Yuzana Garden Hotel), but there's one report here suggesting that it's a good place to pickup as well. Hope someone checks this out and report back.

[Sakaundeh]

Sakaundeh,

That was a cool story, mate.

But I always try to remember "Stay the hunter, not the hunted."

Very good advice Mr Meaner. I generally do, but FG was an exception, and for a very good reason as well.

[Biz99]

Sakaundeh-

Really enjoyed the trilogy and look forward to your next trip report. Next month I get to trace your footsteps in Rangoon and look forward to it after hearing about your travels there

[Mr Meaner]

Sakaundeh,

That was a cool story, mate.

But I always try to remember "Stay the hunter, not the hunted."

[Sakaundeh]

I can’t believe I actually received my first money back guarantee from a working girl! LOL! I had already picked a girl from the Palace for the evening but decided to go down to the Emperor to catch up with Dewi and Yin Yin whilst my girl does the catwalk at the Palace. As I enter the Emperor, again a group of girls come up to me and ask me to take them for the night, even after I emphatically say to them that I already have someone and that I wasn’t interested. One girl, was very persistent and followed me around the club even when I went to the loo! LOL! She wasn’t too bad looking herself; a tiny, slim body and a beautiful sweet smile not to mention a nice set of tits. She was joined by another girl, whom I knew from 12 months ago. This girl acted as her pimp and I was amazed by the improvement in her English as she says to me, about her friend; “If no good, no pay” hahaha! Well there you have it … my first money back guarantee ever, from Burma of all places! LOL!

I had to physically push this girl away as I was leaving to head back to the Palace where my fashion girl (whom I’ll refer to as FG) was waiting. FG is a regular at the Palace and in my humble opinion; she’s the best looking out of all of them, with a super slim body and lovely long hair and a beautiful face. I’m sure all mongerers who are regulars to the Palace will know her quite well. A very popular girl amongst the local scene crowd and known not just for her gorgeous looks, but great attitude and politeness as well.

Unlike my last trip, where I spent most of my time with the one girl (my yizar), I’ve decided to explore a range and variety of beautiful Burmese girls from all ethnicities and religion this time. No way was I going to stick to the one girl for the entire trip as I did last time. After all, discovering a completely different naked body next to me each morning as I wake up is so damn exciting! And furthermore, it fascinates me how each different girl responds differently to the initial moment of penetration; some take it gasping; some have this “oh no, it’s gonna hurt” expression; some close their eyes and smile; some turn their head away and have no reaction.

Well when I entered FG for the first time, she was looking at me intensely, a look that I’ve not seen since I had a serious relationship with my real ex-girl friend many years ago now. As I went in deeper into her, she kept on looking into my eyes and then she started kissing, first lightly on the lips and then it was deep throat. I naturally increased the vigor at which I entered her whilst she hugged me and continued on kissing. This escalated into to deep throat kissing with her tongue firmly embedded against mine. It wasn’t long before I completely blew my load and judging by her reaction, she was close to climaxing as well, if not already there herself. Well, this was one encounter that completely blew me away. Never in all my experiences with a working girl in Burma have I experienced such a passionately authentic GFE love making experience as this. And rarely do I get girls looking intently into my eyes as FG does, whilst I’m screwing their brains out! LOL!

I’ve known of FG for at least 12 months before, me being a regular at the Palace and so too her, but this is the first time I’ve actually had her. If I only I knew how passionate she was about her job, 12 months ago! LOL! When I was last here, I was too preoccupied with my Yizar (who, by the way, is FG’s very very good friend) and as a result, did not get a chance to engage in this way.

The next day I had to leave to venture up country, so it was good bye to FG for a week or so, but she agreed to keep in touch and, each day as I was away, without fail, she would call me at my hotel. When I returned to Rangoon again, she met me at the hotel where she pretty much stayed with me for the remainder of my trip, and apart from two days where she returned home briefly to give money to her family, she was with me for pretty much 24 hours a day. As for LT goes, well , this had to be the ultimate LT GFE experience and the interesting thing was that she did not ask for more than the standard overnight rate of 20,000 kyat. I ended up paying her much more than this, of course to be fair to her.

During the day I’d leave her at the hotel room whilst I went about with my daily routine. Sometimes, we’d go shopping at near by Dagon Shopping centre, but otherwise we’d spend quiet afternoons embraced together, watching TV or listening to music on my laptop where sometimes our touching, feeling of one another lead to deep throat kissing and passionate hardcore fcuking! Again, this would have to be the ultimate of all the GFE’s I’ve had in the past.

Well, so much for my desire to seek a variety of different girls on this trip! FG was it for the remainder of my trip. When I was about to leave, I couldn’t believe that she was actually crying. There were infact real tears streaming down her cheek and after we had one last fling for the road, she gave me her phone number and asked me to keep in touch. When girls do this in the past, I’ve often not bothered but with FG, she's different and I’ve called her on 4 occasions since arriving back home.

Well, never have I ever taken a relationship with a working girl to this level, but guess FG is different and not your average working girl. Those of you who visit the Palace regularly would definitely know who FG is. She’s one fine girl!

[Sakaundeh]

It was back again to the Emperor the next day. There’s surprisingly quite a number of Burmese working girls who are Muslims and this girl (I’ll call her Yin Yin, although not her real name) is about the fourth or fifth one I’ve had overall. Quite often they’re the product of mix marriages where one of the parents is of Indian Muslim descent and the other is Burmese which often gives rise to quite a stunningly attractive offspring.

After paying my 3000 kyat entry fee at the door, I turn around, only to be surrounded by a group of girls’s pulling on my arm and asking me to sit with them. Usually in such circumstances, I ignore all offers and just keep walking and only after I’ve had a chance to peruse what’s on offer do I approach anyone. But on this instance, as I walked in, Yin Yin grabbed my arm, pressed her body against mine and says ‘hello Mr, you alone?’. She’s quite a good looker, probably about an 8 on the Sakaundeh scale, so my immediate reply to her was ‘not anymore, how much?’.

This must have been the quickest time I’ve ever taken from paying at the counter, to finding someone I’d like to spend the night with, all within 60 seconds. On the couch as we watched the fashion show, she becomes quite playful licking my ear and whispering into my ear that she loves me everyday (everyday cik’ teh) LOL! Hahaha Before heading back to the hotel, Dewi the girl from the previous night sits with us. Yin Yin and Dewi apparently know each other quite well; she tells me this is her ‘thein gey jin’ (friend) and assures me that she ‘seik kaung deh’ (has a very good heart). Although I don’t mind girls with a very good heart, I’d much prefer it if they had a very good pussy as well.

Back at the hotel now, and it’s the same deal .. Yin Yin undresses in the bathroom, wraps a towel around herself and then lies on the bed where I attempt foreplay, leading to unwrapping the towel, donning the condom and then away we go. Again, kissing was nothing more than light pecks on the mouth and cheeks, nothing too affectionate. And I could have done without her fake cries of ‘oooohh .. arrgghhh .. yes, yes, I love you, I love you ..’ which sounded like something she learnt from watching a few western style porno movies (possibly her mamasan’s training videos! LOL!)

In the morning before she left, the same conversation about what she preferred to eat was raised again. Like Dewi, she seems to adhere to her religion somewhat and doesn’t eat pork but she doesn’t mind a glass of beer or two.

Again, like Dewi, I’d have no trouble recommending this girl. A fun girl to be with, and if you’re after a good GFE, then Yin Yin wouldn’t be far from it. Price paid was 30,000 kyat .. again on the steep side for girls at Emperor, but really couldn’t be bothered to negotiate this time.

[Sakaundeh]

During this trip, I had the pleasure of having Burmese girls from the country’s three major religions, Buddhists, Muslims and Hindus. I'll report on each encounter with each type, but of course, I won't be making any generalisations about them. But it just goes to show how diverse the girls in Burma can be from all race, cultural ethnicities and religions. And they were all very pleasant to be with, as always.

I'll start with Dewi (not her real name), a Burmese Hindu of Tamil descent. She’s a regular at the Emperor and I’m sure many mongerers who go there would have come across this cutie. Her skin is almost jet black and she likes to wear white making it easy to find her in the dimly lit nightclub. She also sometimes participates in the fashion parade as a fill in when other girls are taking a break or have “customers” to attend to.

I spotted her 12 months ago for the first time, and then again during my last trip but this is the first opportunity I’ve had to acquire her services for the night. No more small talk for me these days; I think many of the working girls at the Emperor and Palace know me quite well by now (by face) and know what my intentions are. After confirming that she was available for the night, we negotiated a price which was a little high to begin with, but managed to bargain it down to 25,000 kyat.

Dewi surprisingly spoke decent English and seemed to enjoy practicing her English with me, whilst I practiced my Burmese language skills with her. She understood quite well when I asked for a BJ in Burmese (a phrased I learn from my Yizar during my last trip) and back at the hotel, her ‘Li sok’ skills wasn’t too bad although I thought she did end it a little too quickly. Anyway, ‘Li sok’ was a good primer to what happened next. I’ve become quite accustomed to the standard services delivered by Burmese WG’s and this encounter was nothing more than standard. She goes off to the bathroom to bath, wraps a towel around herself and then jumps on the bed lying down. I proceed on top, unwrap the towel, make sure the little fella is capped, and then away we go. No real kissing .. just like pecks on the cheek, she grunts a little and then says ‘na deh’ which means “it hurts” .. sigh … so I pull out, and we have a little rest before we go at it again.

The sex was nothing special with Dewi but I have to admit I did enjoy her company. I’ve taken it upon myself to learn more about the lives of the girls I’m with, more out of curiosity than anything else. Dewi seems quite a strict Hindu; I asked her if she’d like to order anything to eat from room service in doing so, we talk about things she likes to eat. Well, being a Hindu, she says she doesn’t eat meat (from a cow I presume, because she had no trouble swallowing my meat for a decent BBBJ), nor does she like to eat chicken, but she does eat fish. Before we hit the sack again, she says she has to leave at 7am as her mum gets worried if she doesn’t get home before 8am. Before she left, I asked her about her first time screwing. She said it was about a year ago, and deflowered to a Japanese client for $500 USD. Now, that's a pretty high price for someone's virginity! I think I'll leave the deflowering to others who enjoy that kind of thing. In my experiences, Burmese girls all tend to be pretty tight anyhow even if they've been working for some time.

As she left, she asked whether I’d be back again at he Emperor this evening to which I replied in the affirmative. A really nice and friendly girl she is and one which I’d recommend to anyone, although the sex part of it could have been a little more exciting. Hopefully this will come with a little more experience.