North China - Beijing

[John Huk]

How are you guys finding this place? I walked around building 13 but don't see any signs for Lemon Tree or massage of any kind?

There are no signs, it is an apartment, if you call her when you are outside she will give you the apartment number.

[John Huk]

No...not this one.

Thats a shame, was hoping someone would take her off my hands.........

[Gajith]

Just remember " Life is like a penis. Simple relaxed and hanging free. Its women who make it hard ".

We should right this wordings on every brothel's fences.

[Cjk3310]

First time visit this afternoon:

All details as per earlier bros' reports. Given directions over phone by Bianca. Easy to find once you know precise location. So many Soho buildings in east and west of area, need to approach from Yong'anli not Guomao Metro (south-west exit) next time.

Met at apt door by Bianca. Lovely chatty girl. Made me a pot of tea and gave me English menu to peruse. Opted for BTB 60 mins at RMB 700. Bit pricey, but safe, clean, western-friendly set-up. Service included HE, more tea, and competent anmo by Lisa. Early-mid 20s, nice boobs, bit on the heavy side around waist. Some touching allowed.

Chat with Bianca afterwards. Offered BJ next time for 100 extra. Will return if service provider is Bianca!

BJM

How are you guys finding this place? I walked around building 13 but don't see any signs for Lemon Tree or massage of any kind?

[FreebieFan]

I've RTFF, but would like updated info on a less seldom discussed topic. I'm an old dood, so please no troll responses to my plight. Because believe me, I wish I were 30 and not having to ask. Thanks in advance.

Theres some good large pharmacies that sell. Whether its the real thing or not who knows but they are sell many imported brands so you assume its real. Theres a very large one on walking street of Wanfujing.

[FreebieFan]

She doesn't happen to be an English teacher who just came back in the last 2 weeks does she haha.

No...not this one.

[John Huk]

Had a one hour lunch with a Filipina yesterday. She's living with a European guy but I guess she's not getting enough, as she clearly wants to sample some of my home cooking. Those were her very words. I told her I'd be happy to whip something up... She smiled knowingly.

She doesn't happen to be an English teacher who just came back in the last 2 weeks does she haha.

[Mike921]

I've RTFF, but would like updated info on a less seldom discussed topic. I'm an old dood, so please no troll responses to my plight. Because believe me, I wish I were 30 and not having to ask. Thanks in advance.

Sorry I can't help you for Beijing, but here in Shanghai, just walk into any Pharmacy (green cross) and ask for it. Price is a bit steep, RMB500 for 5. No scrip necessary. Sometimes there will be a sign in the window advertising it.

[Midwestern]

I've RTFF, but would like updated info on a less seldom discussed topic. I'm an old dood, so please no troll responses to my plight. Because believe me, I wish I were 30 and not having to ask. Thanks in advance.

[FreebieFan]

You are operating entirely within the international freebie rules established by UN commission. For a hound like you, the UN says you first convert your age to *dog years*. Freebies over 18 are therefore all fair game. Thanks for your always amusing posts.

Thanks for that. I was worrying I would have to hang up my...well whatever old mongers hang up.

Last nights friend was an acceptable 33, although it was better than free. She actually bought dinner too and quietly left at 7 am without disturbing me.

Miss 22 will be visiting this evening, and as she's on a diet my outlay may well be a bottle of water.

Sweet girl, she's worried that her diet will reduce her boobs and butt size.

And then its onto to Miss 24 .

Had a one hour lunch with a Filipina yesterday. She's living with a European guy but I guess she's not getting enough, as she clearly wants to sample some of my home cooking. Those were her very words. I told her I'd be happy to whip something up... She smiled knowingly.

Just remember " Life is like a penis. Simple relaxed and hanging free. Its women who make it hard ".

[Fifty Shades]

Happy to be despicable. I guess I shouldn't report on one of my regulars who is 22... That might make me super despicable.

Will see Miss 22 tonight and Miss 24 tomorrow.. Its great to be alive! P.S. Both are totally free.

You are operating entirely within the international freebie rules established by UN commission. For a hound like you, the UN says you first convert your age to *dog years*. Freebies over 18 are therefore all fair game. Thanks for your always amusing posts.

[JayFrank]

Any of the old places still open in this formerly marvelous building of iniquity? RR, my favorite was closed for a while, but I wonder if anyone else knows if the ones in East Tower have reopened?

Thanks

[Cheapy]

Guess Worm hasn't spent much time in Asia, many girls say 25 is considered over the hill and I agree. I prefer low.

Milage and free is the best...

Despicable and happy Cheapy.

Happy to be despicable. I guess I shouldn't report on one of my regulars who is 22... That might make me super despicable.

Will see Miss 22 tonight and Miss 24 tomorrow.. Its great to be alive! P.S. Both are totally free.

[RandyDandy]

Happy to be despicable. I guess I shouldn't report on one of my regulars who is 22... That might make me super despicable.

Will see Miss 22 tonight and Miss 24 tomorrow.. Its great to be alive! P.S. Both are totally free.

Freebie, Nothing in this world is totally "Free" Have fun tonight buddy!

On a side note, I will quote Mr Charlie Sheen regarding prostitutes, "You don't pay them to stay, you pay them to leave".

[FreebieFan]

That makes you disgusting. Don't you know the international rule of dating? Half your age plus 7. That means 34 for you. Anything less is despicable unless you pay for it.

Happy to be despicable. I guess I shouldn't report on one of my regulars who is 22... That might make me super despicable.

Will see Miss 22 tonight and Miss 24 tomorrow.. Its great to be alive! P.S. Both are totally free.