North China - Beijing

[Zhuren]

To make a long story short, I not succeeded in Maggie's Bar. As I told you before I never drink while going out for mongering and therefore I cannot count on the "beer goggles".

I was at M's the same time as you (from 11 to 1). Most surely were on the zaftig side, but there were some quite nice ones. I was accompanied by my (very skinny) wife and her (equally skinny) girlfriend. You may have propositioned both. Did a guy show you two wedding rings on his finger? That was me.

[Captainb]

Hi mates

Yesterday I arrived in Beijing. As I traveled without any wife (neither married nor second) I decided to do a brief mongering.

I RTFF much at home and as I was afraid to get fighted by some forum members, I did not ask any question beforehand or even asked for companionship.

After RTFF I booked the Zhao Long Hotel near workers stadium.

Really nice Hotel. Not new room furniture but quality materials and large room.

When I walked in, a guy gave me a card with phone numbers and asked me if I like nice Lady's.

Off course, I like!

When I went out again to buy a recharge card for my mobile, the same guy talked to me again and offered help for all my problems.

He offered to drive me to a place where I can buy my recharge and very near he suggested having a short look at a Bar/KTV/Massage place. I told him that I like girls but that I don't like neither to get in his car nor to visit a KTV.

The guy was very friendly and eventually he convinced me to only have a brief look inside this bar where we can walk to. The cost is only 100 Yuan and it's ok to only have one beer.

OK, now the nightmare began:

We walk in and when we enter a small KTV room, about 10 to 14 girls followed and I was asked to take witch girl? I never went to a KTV before and the same moment I felt excited about the girls but also had a feeling of not being able to escape any more.

The girls were rather good looking and very young and eventually I took Nancy from Dalian because of her smile and the pretty face and I also took Lisa from Harbin because of her good English.

The girl's attitude was really good and soon I felt like in seventh heaven. The girls told me that I'm a very handsome guy (I'm a 50 year old German guy who look like 50 years old!!) and that they are very happy to be together with me.

They touched my nose, giggled and guessed that my xiao didi may also be that long. The girls begun to touch me all over and put their hands under my shirt and so on. I also got many (light) kisses and I also let my hand wander under girls t-shirts.

As I'm from Germany and I normally monger in the very clean and almost antiseptic FKK-Clubs I felt uncomfortable as I did not take a shower after the 9 hours flight and an afternoon at customers office.

I told the girls that I like to take them to my hotel rather than to do "nice things" in the KTV.

Both nodded and told me that they also like to go to hotel and take a shower before and brush teeth (oh, oh, maybe that means DFK!!).

I asked about the prize and the "modus Vivendi".

Lisa declared everything but I did not understand a bit. 100 for mamasan, 300 tip for each girl, but she can offer me 500 for both and Lisa herself come to my hotel for free because she likes me too much. But I must also pay the manager and therefore I must buy some "Lady-drinks" now in the KTV because otherwise they get fired and they need the money because everything is too expensive and, and and.

OK I bought two brandies for 150 each. I myself ordered only coke, because I never drink while going out for mongering. When the waiter brought the drinks he also brought a fruit basket and some baskets with different nuts. Oh, Oh, "morituri te salutant" I was thinking.

Girls also told me to tip the waiter, to get rid of him and they ordered three new brandy and another coke for me.

Now I asked ultimately for the check and eventually the girls made me pay 400 Yuan tip to each and presented a bill of 4000 Yuan for the drinks and the food.

I told them that I was not willing to pay that much and asked for the manager.

The manager walked in and I told him that I never pay that much and that I offer to pay 2000 because I don't have more money in my pocket.

He told me that I can pay with credit card, or that I can go to an ATM and that he can give me 4 "fapiau" for "business lunch".

The words go back and forth and after showing the inside of all my pockets and after I told him that my credit card has been closed two days before because of an Internet abuse (really the truth) he took all my 100 Yuan notes (only 17 pieces because I "tipped" the girls before) and eventually let me go (I'm a nice guy he told me and he "likes" me,.oh I'm sooo soo happy to be loved by this guy).

OK mates. I take all this like a "sportsman" but I'm very much ashamed now.

The same thing I read so often in the forum happened to me (the "wise" old man) now. No, no, no, no, no, I never understand how stupid I was.

Later this evening I decided to play safe now and headed to "Maggie's".

I was reading so many "dream stories" about the "northern sisters" that I was thinking I "must" go there and try this "seventh world wonder" by myself.

OK, as I walked in I was a little bit disappointed. The girls I saw were almost all not really "my cup of tea". Again I read the forum before, but I not read "between the lines".

I was reading the definition "the Mongolians are Chinese with tits and buts" some days before and that must have made all my alarm clocks ringing!

The "Vollweib" (as we use to say in Germany) is not my thing and my Chinese girlfriend (er nai), for example, is (nearly) 160cm tall and in the 45 Kg range and (now) I'm really, really happy with having her.

My wife is also about 160cm tall but she comes near the 70Kg now and I'm really, really happy with having her (eehm, again the er nai, I'm talking about).

To make a long story short, I not succeeded in Maggie's Bar. As I told you before I never drink while going out for mongering and therefore I cannot count on the "beer goggles".

While I watched some guys (and also girls) playing pool, "Michelle" from Beijing talked to me. I bought her a drink (60 Yuan) and we talked a bit. Maybe I would have taken her home to my hotel, because she was nice with good attitude, but first she also (in the body department) was not exactly for my liking, second the 1500 Yuan she asked for I was not willing to pay and finally she told me when I'm not really sure that I take her to my hotel that she "must" go finding another customer because she need the money and, and, and so on!!

I took her number. Maybe I call her tomorrow.

Or I call the two cute, young little KTV bitches (I also took Lisa's number).

Ohhh, I always must think of these two teenies now. Itching, itching itching!

And I think, despite the fact, that I'm not drinking, not smoking, not singing, I like to go to KTV's again.

It's a pity that BSD is only working down south.

Now I would be really happy about a "tour guide" (even when I have to pay a fee for this package).

Otherwise,. Maybe I urgently must visit the "canton fair" later this year. Tomorrow I tell my wife's about my Idea to make "business" down south in the future!

OK, this was the first part of my Beijing mongering experience now.

To be continued.

If some Beijing locals go out for mongering tomorrow (Sunday the 24th) or on Monday and are willing to take an "old, wise? German" as wingman, please PM me.

Cheers

Captain B.

[Alex Smith]

thanks to the info given by andreas, I mongered looking for bbs.

You can google Chunxiu road. OR it's near April gourmet for those who knows.

There are like 4 bbs in a 60m distance range. From xingfucun road you got 3 if U-turn right, and 1 if you go on your left.

It's my second time going to bbs only so I wasn't very confortable at doing this.

I went to the one located most north. 5 girls inside, all apparently from wenzhou and all looking in their early 20's. I picked a very cute one, not too slim.

I asked the price when I got in and they replied 50rmb, I was like it's too expensive (thinking that they mentionned 500 LOL), they were like this is the cheapest price already. They may have thought how cheap I am haha

Anyway, I agreed for 50 for a full body massage. I know I should have asked how much for the special service, but I didn't.

Massage was not bad actually. I started to be afraid that the place might be legit! But at the end she started to touch my tits and Johnnie, asking whether I wanted a HJ. She first quoted 200 but we agreed for 50. No possibility of FS (she said it's the same for all the girls). She could just use a fake pussy to HJ me but I refused.

She took off her bra so I could molest her. Very cooperative and she finally made me cum without complaining (it took quite a time)

I will def retry.

Alex

[Jonas John]

No problem: if you look at the Northern 2nd Ring Road, there are the subway stations JiSHuiTan and GuLouDajie. In the middle between them: DeShengMen (the gate, not a subway station). From DeShengMen to the South goes Deshengmen Nei DaJie. On the Crossing of this street with the second ring road, there is another smaller street that goes off to the South-East. That is GuLou Xi DaJie (maybe referred to in your map as GuLou West Street, or Drum Tower West Street? These english maps are useless.). Into this street, after some metres on the right (South) side of the street is the massage shop.

Any chance for a bit of location clarification? Being a geogrpahic and linguistic dolt, I cannot locate Gu Lou Xi on any map, no matter how detailed. Is there a nearby hotel or landmark I could use for navigation purposes?

Thank you!

[Mcsfo2004]

Any chance for a bit of location clarification? Being a geogrpahic and linguistic dolt, I cannot locate Gu Lou Xi on any map, no matter how detailed. Is there a nearby hotel or landmark I could use for navigation purposes?

Thank you!

Location: The first place I ever went to: near the crossing of gulou xi dajie with deshengmen nei. From that intersection walk ca 100 metres into Gu Lou Xi, on the Southern Side of the Street. Well-lit entrance with reception counter. Has English "Spa" words in the window.

massage almost as much as I did enjoy hers.

[Meiguoguizi]

I know Aimee. She is one of the girls I qualify as a "freelancer", and has only been working out of the pig for a month or so. I do not know anyone who has taken her out yet. I have told her that 1200 RMB is too high, but as with most freelancers she seems to be firm on her price.

I'll PM you her number, as well as mine. Text me next time you are in the pig and we can chat.

Sammy

This is her chatting on the phone with Sammy... on my dime !

[Waldeck2]

Sense is that if she doesn't like the feel of your cock in her hands/mouth/pussy best to leave. Early. I speak no mandarin, do it all with hand motions and pointing. The girls have cell phones and can give you the number. Some times no price, just the HJ. Tip after. 50 can get the job done. Smile a lot, be friendly. It's a game.

Bbs are these the shops with pink lights and girls sitting inside.

I enquire at 2 shops 50rmb.

Is the 50rmb for massage or HJ is well?. When to one shop, as soon as I lay down she offer HJ and feel boobs with clothes on for 300rmb, or top off for 400rmb. 600rmb for HJ and feel whole body for 600rmb. She would not lower price I said too much in my limited manderin and just wanted my massage. Massage no skill just pretense, she keep pestering me for HJ every 20 second. After 5 mins I accepted a HJ for 150rmb just for the hell of it and to see if it is any good. She was useless no HJ skills, bored look on her face, 5 mins late complain that her hand is tried I told her to use her other hand. She complain that I have not cum yet, she is tried etc. 5 more mins later I was sick of looking at the expression on her face. Did not cum and just leave.

[Oskar Tee]

Bbs are these the shops with pink lights and girls sitting inside.

I enquire at 2 shops 50rmb.

Is the 50rmb for massage or HJ is well?. When to one shop, as soon as I lay down she offer HJ and feel boobs with clothes on for 300rmb, or top off for 400rmb. 600rmb for HJ and feel whole body for 600rmb. She would not lower price I said too much in my limited manderin and just wanted my massage. Massage no skill just pretense, she keep pestering me for HJ every 20 second. After 5 mins I accepted a HJ for 150rmb just for the hell of it and to see if it is any good. She was useless no HJ skills, bored look on her face, 5 mins late complain that her hand is tried I told her to use her other hand. She complain that I have not cum yet, she is tried etc. 5 more mins later I was sick of looking at the expression on her face. Did not cum and just leave.

[WooVictor]

How un-Japanese!

You either were slipped fake JP girls (Koreans often look Japanese, also some Taiwanese) or you got JP girls who were banished from Japan for giving lousy service.

.........

Also, FYI, Japanese girls don't moan, they squeek. It's like fucking Minnie Mouse. Did she say "itai itai" (pain, pain) when you did her?

Couldn't agree more with you, Zhuren. She was totally un-Japanese. She didn't make any noise when I did her, not a moan, not a squeak, certainly no "itai itai". May be I didn't get a real Japanese, who knows?

WooVictor

[Engjoe]

Yeah, working now so must have been technical gremlins, Chinese gremlins. Cheers

It comes up okay in the US. You might try a proxy.

-J

[Joinem]

http://maria2050.blog.com/ doesn't seem to come up and gives weird errors "Unable to connect to any available database server for the required dataset".

Wondering if this is happening for others and if this is technical glitches or censorship. Cheers

It comes up okay in the US. You might try a proxy.

-J

[Engjoe]

http://maria2050.blog.com/ doesn't seem to come up and gives weird errors "Unable to connect to any available database server for the required dataset".

Wondering if this is happening for others and if this is technical glitches or censorship. Cheers

[Bad Boy Billy]

"Vote early, vote often" is an American pun, my Australian friend. Dating back to the old Chicago party machine.

Sorry mate - I should have known better than to question the wisdom of someone of your advancing years.

Understandable that somebody as young as myself would be 'unaware' of these ancient terms.

[Zhuren]

Thank you, flying man. Maria's shop is very good.

Duplicate of http://www.InternationalSexGuide.nl/forum/showthread.php?p=973531 ... how stupid do you think are we?

[Zhuren]

Why?

My reading of that post was that it sought 'nominations' for 'Best Bar in China' - I don't think it was really a poll.

So how do you 'vote often'?

"Vote early, vote often" is an American pun, my Australian friend. Dating back to the old Chicago party machine.
Possibly to the new one also.

Of course, you should register only one vote here.