East China - Shanghai

[Mnpnu]

After looking in the abbreviations section, I couldn't locate the necessary terminology to describe various Shanghai mongering moments, things, and situations. Accordingly, I had to consider some new terminology to, well, describe things.

PHP. Pommel Horse Practice – When the girl playfully swings her leg across the top while you're on your back as if she's going to 'mount-up' for cowgirl. Instead, she fakes the mount and sits between your legs for a hand job. The move looks a lot like a gymnast mounting a pommel horse.

PHE. Pommel Horse Event – Same as pommel horse practice except the girl quickly and playfully swings across the top of you and mounts up for cowgirl.

Bare Jam – Usually takes place as an unexpected part of a pommel horse event. Girl playfully swings her leg across the top early in the session. You've got no raincoat yet, and you're definitely not controlling the fast-paced action. As she quickly swings across, she "jams home your bare dick". Hence, Bare Jam.

Wow - I have so much to learn.

Haha, thanks.

[Beijing ABC]

White Dragon,

Can you provide exact directions to this Wuzhong Lu BBS strip. Much Obliged.

Tried Wuzhong lu strip today just near Songyuan lu. There are about 4 or 5 salons there. Looking more like legit hairdressers than massage. I went into the 1st one closest to the volvo store. Picked a mombshell. Man she was goreous. Tall shaply body, nice breasts, great skin, hair and legs. Incredible cute and sexy. 9. 5/10

Her name was Wu Xiao Lian I think. 24 from Fujian. She wore a slinky blue dress and in the room took it all off so I could touch her wherever. No lame pulling down skirts but completely nude. Nice.

She proceeded to give me a nice slow massage and HJ cuddling and kissing the whole time. No rush, no treating junior like a construction jackhammer. Very GFE. It was a suprise change from the usual bbs girls you find. Normally I leave once done but I stayed as long as I could to enjoy this beauty. She really enjoys hugs at the end. Maybe she thought I could be her boyfriend la. Damage 200rmb for about 1 hr. Expensive for a bbs but worth it considering the girl. I saw some other stunners along that strip on the way out.

[Formerlybnc]

Guys,
I saw a few posts about Happy town. From what I have been noticing, it is pretty much closed down except the BBBJ shop which is open only until 7pm.

Sometimes shops have girls in and they are "closed" but if you can see thru the doors and see if anyone is inside maybe you can get lucky.

If anyone finds it back open please post on here so we can all know.

fbnc

[White Dragon]

After looking in the abbreviations section, I couldn't locate the necessary terminology to describe various Shanghai mongering moments, things, and situations. Accordingly, I had to consider some new terminology to, well, describe things.

PHP. Pommel Horse Practice – When the girl playfully swings her leg across the top while you're on your back as if she's going to 'mount-up' for cowgirl. Instead, she fakes the mount and sits between your legs for a hand job. The move looks a lot like a gymnast mounting a pommel horse.

PHE. Pommel Horse Event – Same as pommel horse practice except the girl quickly and playfully swings across the top of you and mounts up for cowgirl.

Bare Jam – Usually takes place as an unexpected part of a pommel horse event. Girl playfully swings her leg across the top early in the session. You've got no raincoat yet, and you're definitely not controlling the fast-paced action. As she quickly swings across, she "jams home your bare dick". Hence, Bare Jam.

CGlide. Canyon Glide – While doing a face-to-face body-to- body soapy slide, your hard dick magically slips between her thighs and "glides into her canyon". This can also happen in massage parlors when you're doing naked body-to-body body glides with massage oil.

MHTO. Mile High Thigh Oil – Prior to a face-to-face body-slide using massage oil, the girl puts extra oil the tops and insides of her thighs. This facilitates a good thigh fucking, or the occasional Canyon Glide moment.

All Pro – Providers who are clearly a cut above the rest. Technique, attitude, looks, never complaining about size, these girls are in a different league, always aiming to please. Many of them carry a Pro Tool Kit.

PTK. Pro Tool Kit – Contains just about everything: Pop Rocks Candy, Lube in a squirt bottle, Baby Oil, Condoms, Beaver Bullets, Vibrating Toys, Handy Wipes, KY in a tube, Mouthwash in a spray bottle, and Gum, among other things.
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[Applecrate]

after looking in the abbreviations section, i couldn't locate the necessary terminology to describe various shanghai mongering moments, things, and situations. accordingly, i had to consider some new terminology to, well, describe things.

php. pommel horse practice – when the girl playfully swings her leg across the top while you're on your back as if she's going to 'mount-up' for cowgirl. instead, she fakes the mount and sits between your legs for a hand job. the move looks a lot like a gymnast mounting a pommel horse.

phe. pommel horse event – same as pommel horse practice except the girl quickly and playfully swings across the top of you and mounts up for cowgirl.

bare jam – usually takes place as an unexpected part of a pommel horse event. girl playfully swings her leg across the top early in the session. you've got no raincoat yet, and you're definitely not controlling the fast-paced action. as she quickly swings across, she "jams home your bare dick". hence, bare jam.

cglide. canyon glide – while doing a face-to-face body-to- body soapy slide, your hard dick magically slips between her thighs and "glides into her canyon". this can also happen in massage parlors when you're doing naked body-to-body body glides with massage oil.

mhto. mile high thigh oil – prior to a face-to-face body-slide using massage oil, the girl puts extra oil the tops and insides of her thighs. this facilitates a good thigh fucking, or the occasional canyon glide moment.

all pro – providers who are clearly a cut above the rest. technique, attitude, looks, never complaining about size, these girls are in a different league, always aiming to please. many of them carry a pro tool kit.

ptk. pro tool kit – contains just about everything: pop rocks candy, lube in a squirt bottle, baby oil, condoms, beaver bullets, vibrating toys, handy wipes, ky in a tube, mouthwash in a spray bottle, and gum, among other things.

bob are. – that's the name she's calling you. i think of it as chinese for "daddy" (baba). when they slur the word "baba" while your banging away, it sounds just like they're saying "bob-are".

bb. beaver bullets – rendell's contraceptive pessaries. they are rounded on one end for easy insertion in the xiao didi. they are about the size of the end of your thumb. active agent is nonoxynol 95%. beaver bullets are also called "governors mints" after current pennsylvania governor, ed rendell.

prop & load – one foot on the floor and one foot on the massage table to "prop and load" the beaver bullets.

dburn. daty o'burn – dining at the y if the provider has been using beaver bullets. nonoxynol has been known to irritate things.

ng. ninja grease – providers who use the squirt bottle lube in a very skillful way. many times, unless you're watching closely, you'll miss the fact that its used at all. many of the girls will put the lube in the upper right hand portion of the massage table under the edge of the towel on the pillow. it's easily accessible from here without causing a distraction. if the girl is on her knees giving a bj and you're in the side of the table, she can ease her right hand on the to the lube bottle, get a squirt, and lube her canyon walls while she's squatting. kind of sneaky, hence ninja grease.

p&s. peel & sniff – provider peels off the condom and gives it a quick whiff to make sure you shot your load. if you're exhausted and don't shoot, or a condom is too tight and you can't shoot, they'll figure it out. if you've got a super pro on your hands, then see wait indy.

call for pitchout – when going bareback a girl pats on her stomach thus indicating to shoot the load on the outside. three pats on the stomach is usually the hand signal for a pitch out. also referred to as "dit dit dit" for the morse code letter "s" for stomach.

wait indy – stands for wait i'm not done yet. maybe you're rally tired, jet lagged, whatever. but for some reason, you're not able to pop. your provider happens to be a super pro and takes it personally, so their task is to get you off. hence, wait indy. typical sequence follows: peel & sniff the raincoat, pitch it, prop & load beaver bullets to a bare jam pommel horse event, and call for pitch out. this kind of super pro will get you off.

ling lin san – okamoto 0. 03 condoms are among the thinnest, if not the thinnest latex condom around. much better than the small standard issue raincoats that the girls use.

ling ling ling – 0. 00 means that you are now going bareback.

cowgirl snack – when the provider is going cowgirl and leans over and starts sucking your nipples. also called lilly pad snack because the girl looks like a frog on a lilly pad leaning over for a snack.

hc. hammer commander – similar to a sommelier, but for a sauna. recall that a sommelier is a restaurant employee who orders and maintains the wines sold in the restaurant and usually has extensive knowledge about wine and food pairings. the hammer commander in a server-type sauna knows the the girls very well and can select the right one depending on your specific requests.

sps. seventh planet scientist – providers who really get into ar. recall that the seventh planet form the sun is uranus. hence, the seventh planet scientist is really into ar.

lcm. leather cheerio milk – ky in a tube that's squirted on you arse before they begin the seventh planet scientist begins the ar experiment.

pile carpeting – hemorrhoids with hair on or around them.

mc. mud check – while sitting on one of those split-bottom stools before a soapy session, the provider not only cleans your arse, but sticks her finger in your arse hole to check for any mud residue.

mcgb. mud check gone bad – while performing a mud check, the provider's fingernail gouges your arsehole. long fingernail plus improper mud check equal big sad face.

lhs. lee high salute – chinese word for professional, adept, skillful, proficient is li4 hai4. pronounced "lee high", a lee high salute is when the provider looks at you and says hen3 li4 hai4 (very proficient). usually means the provider acknowledges your abilities.

tao. ten against one – similar to five against one except it's a two-handed hand job (2xhj) usually performed by the girl while you're on your back and she's sitting between your legs. by the way, the urban dictionary defines five against one as "a very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which madame palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle kojak. the game ends when you make the bald man cry.

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[Bier 8]

Can someone help here with regards to Happy town location?

I tried the below but still not sure if this is right.

Thanks!

Reading the forum I exit at Lian Hua Lu Subway station. Took the North exit towards carrefour. However I could not find anything around this big (shopping) building.

Then tried my luck at the other side of the subway line (I would call this east, looking at the map). I walked down Luo xiu Lu and then after a few 100 meter you find many BBS. I walked into one with many young pretty girls. I chose one which was a stunner, wow, never seen that in BBS downtown. She did regular massage, allowed touching, FIV and finished with HJ. All for 50 RMB, not bad at all for about 40 min. FS was not available in this BBS.

It was good, but still don't know if this is what you refer to as Happy town

Anyone advise?

[Dragon D]

forgot...

that paying for sex in Shanghai article is quite outdated...

Shanghai Daily printed an article interviewing Renai Hospital which was the hospital in question... they said it is not in any way true...

just to let u all know

[Dragon D]

Finally back after getting a proxy server....hate the China firewall..

Good to see Blacklisted and other senior members are still around. Business is still going as usual... hope thats the same for all members...

Just to let ppl know, sauna across from Crowne Plazza is on the corner of fahuazhen road and Panyu Road.

Also I believe the whole Ji Yuan group is done with... Ji Yuan 3 changed names.

Many handjob places on Wuzhong Road past Guilin road....100RMB

Village is still around at 150 a shot....

As for TRL, enjoy it well it lasts... When Shangri-la opens its moviing... girls go down in price after midnight... 600 or so max 1000... now with Visas getting very very hard to get for the girls they are trying to go for the bigger kills...

Cheers all...

[Eaglestar]

100RMB LT is absolutely not a first in China.

I have even scored 70RMB ... or 50 for happy ending only.

Anyone sticking with KTV, SPA, flashing neon lights clubs, or downtown large cities will never have a change to experienced China's generous sexual freedom.

Take your car, drive miles and miles; trust me paradise is at the corner.

Sure you can find RMB100 poontang many places in China if you "drive miles and miles", but not at XTD!

ES

[Lao Ma]

Hey Boulaman:

welcome to Shanghai. We are all here to make sure your trip is pleasant. Sorry you don't have much time.

For a full service sauna, I suggest going to a website called "International Sex Guide". You can go to a forum dedicated to China, and even more exciting - there is even a folder dedicated only to mongering in Shanghai ! I know, pretty freaking amazing.

Anyway, in that Shanghai folder at the "International Sex Guide" website, you will find plenty of field reports that give you exactly the information you are looking for.

Have an amazingly awesome time, dude ! bu-bye !

[Blacklisted]

Dudes,

Anyone keen on joining some senior members for a KTV night this Weds pls. PM me for details.

Will be checking a lower priced place in Jing An.

Cheers,

-BL

[Mnpnu]

Made my virgin trip to China. I have never been to Asia and speak no Chinese. Here is my trip report for Shanghai.

I visited a foot massage place by the IBC coffee located fifth floor at 5F. It’s mentioned here a few times, or at least I think this was the place. It was one of the few times in mongering that I have been refused at least a HJ. I walked in and asked for the oil massage for an hour. I was worried that this might not be the right choice but I could not communicate with the gal at the counter. I figured a big white guy coming in alone and asking for an oil massage was pretty obvious what I wanted. I get to the room and massage begins. After about 40 mins of the massage she still had not given me any hint of going near the boys. I started to grab at her ass, offered tips, and even stuck her hand down my pajamas at one point to give her the hint. She gave me a playful squeeze and was a good sport about it all but in the end just said "No. Get in trouble". She kept trying to upsell me for 2 hours and I kept asking if the second hour include HJ but she always said no. I was stunned – I had gotten shot down in a Shanghai massage parlor. Wow. I got dressed paid the 200rmb and left completely blue balled and slightly sticky from the oil. Obviously I did something wrong but I cannot recommend this place for nubes.

Had a beer at the café right next door and pulled out plan B. Plan B was some rough directions I had written down to a place called 999. Our hotel was on the Pudong side so I had initially ruled this place out as being too far away. However, after the previous experience I needed to go with a sure thing. I resolved myself to find the subway and get to this place. It took me a while but I finally found it. The poster who gave directions saying take the subway train 4 and use exit 3, walk past the stadium until you see 999 on your left is the guy who saved me. I thank him for what turned out to be a great monger experience for me.

It took me about 90 mins to get there and I was hot and tired as I walked up the steps. Before I even made it to the door I was wooshed inside and immediately taken to the dressing room. Wooshed is a good word because I bet in less than a minute they had me in the dressing room with all my clothes off. All that was said was "This way, please take off clothes for shower" I liked the efficiency, although it was weird having three young guys "help" you disrobe. I had no idea how this place worked, how much this place even cost or what was the menu or anything. I showered and was led upstairs where I had my first fishbowl experience. I’m a newbie so to the veterans this must be not be a big deal but I was blown away. They open a curtain and reveal about 16 girls all standing Miss America style in two rows. I’m overwhelmed, its great. They had a nice mix of shapes, sizes, age, etc. It took me about a minute of looking up and down before I began to get nervous that I was taking too long. I wondered if the girls could see me and started to feel a little embarrassed that I was taking a while. There was a cute one that appeared to be smiling right at me. I asked the guy if any of them liked white guys and he said he didn’t speak English. So I picked the girl who was smiling at me. She was number 903. She was petite but had a little cleavage showing and was wearing this little tiara. As soon as I say the number the guy calls her name, the curtain closes, and I can see all the girls begin to disperse behind the glass.

My girl comes out and seems a little stunned when she sees me. I’m 6’3" and about 220 and she looks to be about 5"1 and 110. But she smiles, grabs my hand and away we go. We make it to the room and she speaks zero English. Nothing. I give up telling her its my first time here and just let her lead the show. She starts to undress and has a nice body. She then takes off her high heels which were very tall, almost stripper shoes. Without her heels she is now under 5 feet tall! We laugh as she puts herself up next to me and we look in the mirror. Shes naked now except for her earrings and the tiara. I’m glad she kept the tiara on. She is like a little princess and looks very sweet. We start off in the shower and she rubs herself all over me with soap. We then go to the air mattress and we are all slippery with soap suds. My body is long and hers is so small that I am literally like a slip and slide for her. She slides her naked body all the way down to my feet and then flings herself up so she slides along my body all the way passed my head. The first time she did this I was not ready and let out a "wow" when she did it. At one point she straddles me and starts grinding her little hairy pussy on the shaft of my dick. She then takes my dick and tucks it under her ass and then grinds again on the shaft. With the warm soap and her wet pussy on my shaft it feels like I’m fucking her. Its great.

She indicates we are done here and dries me off and leads me to the bed. She starts with a massage that quickly turns into BBBJ with her using some hot water. She then ties a scarf to the top of the bed and does red rope. This is also a first for me and one of those things I’m glad I got to experience. She is so small but strong. While she was doing the performance I kept saying "wow" because I was just in awe of what this little girl could do. She comes down and begins repeating that word back to me – "Wow". I then point at her body and repeat it back to her. We have some playful banter with this and she slowly goes back to BBBJ. I think it would have been a struggle for me to get inside her because she is so petite and she seems to know this too so she is very committed to this BJ, which is what I prefer anyway. After some time I’m about to blow and as a courtesy I try to tell her in case she does not want cim. I squeeze her arm and warn her again but instead of pulling away she dives back down on it. Either she misunderstood or was hungry. So I now get to add BBBJCIM to my list which is something I have not had in years. After she finishes me I think shes a little surprised by the volume of the release. Remember I had that 5F experience prior to this so I was a little pent up. She looks at me and says WOW. We both laugh.

She takes me back into the shower and once again cleans me from top to bottom. We dry off and while I’m sitting on the bed still catching my breath she climbs in my lap and we cuddle. I can look at her closely now and she has pretty eyes and still has on her tiara. I’m stuck by how lucky a person I am to get to do this and how this is going to be one of those memories I will hold with me for a while. I tell her thank you. She leans over and makes a call on the phone and the girl on the other end asks if everything was good. Oh, yes. I get dressed back in my pajamas and my girl takes me downstairs and says goodbye. I’m not sure what is tipping policy here. I certainly don’t want to be rude but all my clothes and money are in the locker so I can't give her a tip even if I want to. I’m taken to a little waiting room with recliners where I sip tea and eat little cherry tomatoes. I’m the only one in the room. After this I go back and get my clothes, get dressed, and go pay. I was quoted 650rmb I think. I’m short of cash so pay most of it in cash and they put the remaining on my credit card. I catch subway back to pudong where I tell family I had a great time site seeing.

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[Haokool]

100RMB for a XTD girl LT????? Surely you jest ! !

ES

100RMB LT is absolutely not a first in China.

I have even scored 70RMB ... or 50 for happy ending only.

Anyone sticking with KTV, SPA, flashing neon lights clubs, or downtown large cities will never have a change to experienced China's generous sexual freedom.

Take your car, drive miles and miles; trust me paradise is at the corner.

[White Dragon]

Outrageous ...

http://slamxhype.com/blogs/shanghai-that-extra-mile/

Crazy, don't know i'd want to be on a bench right next other men like the photo though. Some privacy would be appreciated. Some of the girls look cute - wonder if you can feel them up.

[White Dragon]

Tried Wuzhong lu strip today just near Songyuan lu. There are about 4 or 5 salons there. Looking more like legit hairdressers than massage. I went into the 1st one closest to the volvo store. Picked a mombshell. Man she was goreous. Tall shaply body, nice breasts, great skin, hair and legs. Incredible cute and sexy. 9. 5/10

Her name was Wu Xiao Lian I think. 24 from Fujian. She wore a slinky blue dress and in the room took it all off so I could touch her wherever. No lame pulling down skirts but completely nude. Nice.

She proceeded to give me a nice slow massage and HJ cuddling and kissing the whole time. No rush, no treating junior like a construction jackhammer. Very GFE. It was a suprise change from the usual bbs girls you find. Normally I leave once done but I stayed as long as I could to enjoy this beauty. She really enjoys hugs at the end. Maybe she thought I could be her boyfriend la. Damage 200rmb for about 1 hr. Expensive for a bbs but worth it considering the girl. I saw some other stunners along that strip on the way out.