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[Live469]

Hi, all,

I've been coming to HK for years, but never stayed at the Conrad. Can anyone tell me if it has a good bar for picking up ladies or at least is it a guest friendly hotel? I'the appreciate any input.
Thanks in advance.

Live 4 69.

[Christian G]

Miss148.com has several working girls who advertise "Ass Fuck" (their term, not mine), but many look suspiciously tranny.

Is that the case?

Some are real girls, some could be post-op Ladyboys. There is also one profile with "ladyboy" written clearly.

[HardInThePants]

Short conclusion. For those looking for the sauna / massage experience, Hong Kong is still a mecca of choice. I walked past tons of other places offering similar services. I like this kind of mongering (as opposed to bar girls our the outcall services) because of its anonymity and professionalism. Others will have their own tastes.

Thanks Jovon, I very much enjoyed your fabulous writing and have to thank you for reporting on the sauna scene.

This time I'm unable to return information from my early September HK trip since my local HK girlfriend stole all my spare time while in the city. I by the way found her on "Blendr" (Badoo) App. Great resource for freebees. As I noticed WeChat fishing is also a nice option, made two, three friends that had shown interest.

Regards Hardy.

[Youssef139]

Miss148.com has several working girls who advertise "Ass Fuck" (their term, not mine), but many look suspiciously tranny.

Is that the case?

[JackTheLad2]

Will it have the old magic?

Nothing is ever the same as it used to be, Chantik.

If it is open next month I will pay a visit and report back but in it's latter days as Laguna or Insiders, it was very quiet.

Back on 7th November. Still looking forward to my visit regardless!

[Chantik]

I am told the space is reopening soon as New Laguna.

Will it have the old magic?

[Uncle Goober2]

The timeline is Pussycats, Laguna and then Insiders and now nothing.

I am told the space is reopening soon as New Laguna.

[MikeTk1974]

Today I repeated Anna (annaanna4 dot escortbook dot com). Just want to fun play her pretty boobs with oil and COB. She is my top WG with 4 sessions, total 5 HR since her HK arrival at May. She will be back Canada at 11th.

[Jovon]

Been a while since I posted here, mostly because I've been out of the mongering business for a while. But a business trip to Hong Kong gave me an opportunity to renew the old hobby, so here follow two trip reports.

Empire Sauna.

Stayed in Tsim Tsha Tsui, and the first night I walked around the Jordan / Temple area to see what was happening. My old favourite, Jordan Sauna, was shut down, which was a disappointment. But as I was standing outside, an old woman shouted "closed, closed" and pointed across the street to a big red banner advertising 'massage. ' So there I went.

Empire Sauna is on the north side of Jordan Rd. Between Battery and Shanghai Streets and next door to the 7-Eleven. You can take the lift or walk up one floor. It was pretty quiet, and at the reception desk I was shown the menu. Brief and to the point – 90 minutes full service for HK $821 or 45 minutes for HK $650. I chose the longer one because I wasn't in the mood for a quickie after a long flight.

The usual routine as I remembered it: you pay first, then a guy takes you into the changing room, hands you a key to a locker, you strip in front of him, take a shower, then he puts you into the ridiculous shorts, and you are escorted through the waiting room (lots of wide chairs in front of a big TV screen) into a dark room with 2 massage tables. Here I was introduced to a young woman I could barely see in the (absence of) light.

Had a momentary thought about taking her out somewhere to look more closely, but then I thought wtf, go for the adventure, a professional can take care of you better than your wife. So I settled into the routine.

Covered with towels for the first 45 minutes. The lady was all business, no English. But a good strong massage. Actually, really good. She took away what British Airways gave me. I touched her occasionally, but I don't paw women in these parlours before we get to the action. It's uncivilized to me.

But we did get to the action. She used oil and got busy on my arse, cock and balls from behind. Smooth strokes, no rush, lots of tender care. No quickie here. If I were younger I would have lost it really soon, but age brings patience, and patience brings rewards.

She flipped me over and then did something I have never experienced before: squatted between my legs, bent open my knees, and then swept oiled hands gently over my entire crotch area, missing nothing, building up a huge tension. And it helped that she was silent the whole time. No chat, no fake whimpers, just business.

Then she motioned a question with her hands – HJ or BJ? I touched her between the legs. I had paid for FS. I wanted it. She got it. Then she left the room for a few minutes. Came back, hung a towel over the door window, took off all her clothes. That's when I realized I needn't have worried. She was fit, young, and sexy. And she didn't mind being touched, pawed, or entered. There's a time for everything, and it was now.

Condom on with mouth, great BJ for a long time, then she laughed a little and climbed aboard. Tight and skilled. She took up a cowgirl position, my favourite, and moved slow at first. When she began to speed up I slowed her down, and she complied right away. No rush to get me out the door. We did this for a long time. I could tell she was getting tired, but she didn't complain.

I asked her to finish me off by hand, and she said "thank you. " Not sure if she thought I was being kind, or if that's the only English she knew. Anyways, she got me off perfectly. Patiently. Never better.

She left the room again, then came back, removed the towel from the window, completed about 20 minutes of arm, leg, and foot massage, and then put the stupid shorts on me again. Done. I asked her name. She laughed and said 'Lulu. ' I shook my head, so she said "Katie. " So. . take your pick.

On my way out I asked for their business card: Empire Sauna, 37 U, 1/ F Po Man Building, Jordan Road, Kowloon. Tel: 2384 1200.

Total cost HK $821 for FS.

Nga Lok Spa.

A couple of days later, I went in search of TST Sauna on Nathan Rd. Hadn't been there before, but a search of HK massage reviews on this Forum showed few results, and mostly old ones.

I found 81 Nathan Rd, just across from the infamous Chunking Mansions (not my scene – 30 hurried minutes with sweaty providers doing 15 clients a day). My research on the Forum had told me TST Sauna was on the 4th floor. But a young woman tout was outside the street entrance with a handful of massage brochures doing the usual 'come see pretty lady' routine. I (wrongly) thought she was a tout for TST. So I went to the lift with her, and she took us up to the 8th floor. To Nga Lok Spa.

Turned out to be one room, with one single provider. I almost backed out, realizing this was not TST. But the room was well lit, and the girl was definitely pretty. So, again, wtf.

No guy to put on your shorts here. The tout went back downstairs and I was left with Eppo. Reasonable English. Willowy, slim build and a sense of fun in her eyes. The shower was in a Japanese tub, and after that she got to work.

Initial menu was HK $300 for 60 minutes, and HK $450 for 90. Before she began, she told me it was HK $200 for HJ and HK $1000 for FS. Totally ridiculous. Tried to bargain, but no success. So I settled for the 60 + HJ.

Even better massage. Really, seriously good. Without being chatty, she made occasional comments in a fun way and I began to like her. We got to the flip and I asked her to take all her clothes off, but she would only remove bra and not panties. And that cost another HK300. No digits, no kissing of any kind. But she was lithe and agile and her hands skilled and we got there, no problem.

Total cost HK $800 for HJ.

Short conclusion.

For those looking for the sauna / massage experience, Hong Kong is still a mecca of choice. I walked past tons of other places offering similar services. I like this kind of mongering (as opposed to bar girls our the outcall services) because of its anonymity and professionalism. Others will have their own tastes.

The Jordan / Temple area seems better priced, if you're on the Kowloon side. Though not if you want conversation. The Tsim Sha Tsui area is pricier (actually, overpriced) but you might be able to find an English speaker.

Whatever. I had a hell of a good time.

[DumpTrump]

Suggest New Makati bar. Can get wild on Sunday.

Cheers.

A158.

Thanks A158, I know it well just wasn't sure if it was the place to go for the Parade. I will be sure to report back.

[Nipav]

Suggest New Makati bar. Can get wild on Sunday.

Cheers.

A158.

Bar 109 is full of beautiful girls on Sunday, from 1 pm.

[A158]

I have been mongering in HK for years but for some reason I've never been there on a Sunday. Well, this month I will finally be in HK on a Sunday. I know things move quickly in Wan Chai so I am looking for any intel on the best place to check out for the Made Parade.

Thanks.

Suggest New Makati bar. Can get wild on Sunday.

Cheers.

A158.

[DumpTrump]

I have been mongering in HK for years but for some reason I've never been there on a Sunday. Well, this month I will finally be in HK on a Sunday. I know things move quickly in Wan Chai so I am looking for any intel on the best place to check out for the Made Parade.

Thanks.

[Chantik]

Pussycat closed 25 years ago.

Most recently was Insiders, but that too has closed.

The timeline is Pussycats, Laguna and then Insiders and now nothing.

[Uncle Goober2]

Lurkers, long time on other threads first time on Hong Kong. Finally getting a chance to come back after 14 years. Last I remember was over in Wan Chai and the Pussycat club to pick up Pinays or others. That area still active? Is it possible to get from Wan Chai to Kowloon after hours? Looking for any recommendations, since as I said my first time back to HK in 14 years.

Pussycat closed 25 years ago.

Most recently was Insiders, but that too has closed.