New Delhi

[MRahul84]

Tried miss R of F spa last week.

Milky boobs.

Milk will come when you press her boobs. Confirmed.

Good B2B & BBJ. She will have bath with you. & wash you.

Extra 1 k.

See pic.

[JJamvant]

lol! lol!

mongering is a journey, does not always turn out the way you expect.

you somehow taste the sour, and the sweet to develop the palate.

its the uncertainty that adds spice, thrill and fun.

hi guys,

they say that you only learn from the mistakes that you make. that too despite the advice from elders (seniors) being available in abundance. so a heady / tragic mix of not wanting to go to any far off locations like gurgaon or rg, the congested traffic situation in central delhi (lajpat & whereabouts) , a spa pulling out 40% discount deal thereby depriving the one-eyed snake of some voluptuous & a sudden appearance of a kerala (henceforth i will term it as kela) ayurvedic spa deal on groupon which was close by resulted in the klpd everest being conquered by yours truly.

what happened with me borders between tragic & laughable. being a vfm guys, i could not resist the temptation of this too good to be true deal at 699- (this is the kairali spa, please avoid it like bubonic plague guys). the location is off-beat & the recent successful conquests of the luminaries of the forum at the kerala (kela?) massage centres made me throw all cautions to the wind & jump headlong into the deal. ouch. it still hurts (& stinks). all the kerala massage experienced fellows know that the strong stench remains with you & if you add some copious amounts of klpd. & voila! you are atop the klpd everest.

my girlfriend was in town (she is in a diff city) so had been out of action for a week or so (hats of to all married senors like lr how do you manage the home front guys?) wanted some naughty bum massage especially where the sun doesn't shine (as someone put it a few days back). had a long work-wise unproductive day (cancelled meetings with me just sitting around doing nothing) & while surfing the deal sites, when i came across the kairali offer, my eyes lit up, chkd the spa site, looked nice & the sight of therapists giving massage dressed in sarees was a kink that made me ignore that sounds that my brain was trying to make that you ought to seek advice do some more research. another thing that gave me the confidence that i have found the right destination for my dark deeds was their tight appointments schedule on a monday eve. thought that most probably fellow mongers must be conducting training / taming sessions with the aunties with their battering rams (read the one-eyed snake).

so with visions of mature love (please do chk loneranger's few yet captivating lines on what they can do to you) i hopped off to the spa. a long line of cars outside & cute receptionist cum manager & 2 hot curvy ladies standing at the reception made a sunami wave of my hopes. i told the snake (one-eyed)"dude, at last we found nirvana closer to home." how disastrously wrong was i. actually later realised that the ladies at the reception in t-shirts & yoga pants were customers who had finished their sessions. so after checking the authenticity of my coupon, before heading for the session, i was asked on the pressure for the massage; & when i replied that i prefer stronger pressure, the manager pointed out that they will only do a light pressure massage (another green light that the snake will spit the protinacious venom).

& from there on started my horrendous experience. turns out that a fat, bearded, mean looking guy & his sidekick are going to give me the therapy. i am led into the room & they latch it, made me let go of the lungi i was told to change into & then proceeded to tie a langot (underwear) of the material that is used to cover therapy table but later opened it when i was lying on stomach & even massaged my glutes. i never felt so violated guys. the jokers even brushed my balls also a few times. but i couldn't even muster up the courage to ask them to avoid it. while lying on the wooden table, i was getting mortifying visions of the fatso taking his tool & [CodeWord125] me there. remember. they even had latched the therapy room from inside. so with a prayer on my lips, i endured the session & was never this happy even with the best of happy endings (very few as of now) than i was with the end of the session.

but you don't scale the everest of klpd just as yet. so the fatso followed me & even came inside the bathroom (was not attached with the terpy room) after the massage & showed me how to use the ugly ayurveda powder instead of soap. as if 2 men & the ayurveda oil fumes didn't kill me, the rotting birdpoop smell of the soap powder did annihilate me. the papa bear kept following me to the change room also in the hope of a tip. in the end tipped the fucker 100- just to have him disappear from my sight.

lessons learnt:

1. obey your elders (read seniors).

2. never be in a rush. don't blindly follow trends.

3. say balls to your politeness (still not sure if i can check if a place gives a cross massage or not. still not sure that i will not be able to back out at the last moment).

4. ask around.

it took me 4baths & 2 days to get rid of the ugly smells & one unhurried hj at a tried & tested place 2 days later for me to finally muster up the courage to compile the fr.

will post the second fr soon.

[HinduStani]

third time got little lucky. enough for me though, can easily call myself a beginner in front of you all giants.

went to the third floor spa, as was suggested by globadesi. booked ne therapist in advance.

paid 1k at counter, went inside, waited for 5 mins and here comes the beauty. (i always had this something for ne girls)

started the massage. asked her to give a good bum massage and she obliged by pulling down the disposal.

i asked her, if she wants she can remove it all together. when i didn't get the reply, i myself pulled it down (getting bolder after every visit to mp).

asked her if she is shy and she readily refused. ahhaa for the first time since adulthood was lying naked in front of an unknown chick.

she gave me a nice bum massage, climbed on my bum and gave good back massage as well. thinking that lets not waste time, i asked her if extra service is on offer.

she said only hj and that also at 1500.

i tried to negotiate and asked her if she will remove her top. but she didn't agreed. i asked her for b2b but she said not allowed. .

anyways after lots of talking she came down to 1k for hj. i know its still high for all stalwarts here. during whole massage we chatted alot.

she asked me several questions like where i am from, my age, whether i am married, where i got hj in 500 (i lied) , who gave massage before in this mp (though it was my first visit) blah blah.

she even asked me whether i am budhist. don't know why she asked this. she told me she is frm manipur, have a bf and hate even doing hj.

anyways, once massage done she again asked me for hj and i said ok for 1k.

and then i got the best hj till date. actually i am yet to get grt bj till now.

she used lots of oil, knew where to touch (even i also came to know now some of the unexplored territory in my own body which are very sensual )

then i came with in 5 mins. i don't remember if i had came so much while masterbating in long long time.

she cleaned me, took the tip and left.

one confusion, actually at counter receptionist told me that 1k includes shower. does that mean the therapist will give shower or i have to take on my own.

came out satisfied, though it was only a hj. women's touch at johny after 3 months and i was feeling very energised.

end result:

1. bought subscription of isg as soon as got back home, as i know i could have never experienced this without isg (globadesi)

2. was so much energised, that cleaned my ac which i never did before (i am one of those big lazy asses that if possible won't even go to office)

3. for last 3 days haven't watched any bf.

i hope in my next visit i will get something more there.

guys please help me out for taking next step by suggesting some trusted sp or indies active somewhere around gurgaon or nearby places like mahipalpur.

i am actually afraid of calling numbers given in locanto after reading the fraud cases in some of the previous threads.

[JJamvant]

Atleast you gave her valuable match practice before the big match. You are doing social service, so you should be proud.

Thanks. Now I feel better. Let me go back to check if she trained all right. I owe it to her husband.

JJ the philanthropist

[JJamvant]

control, paji [brother], control!

i rarely take non-locals but do get away with paying thai chicks in gurgaon not more than 1. 5k to get their tl with hj.

they do fs in 2k generally.

please pay not more.

remember, friendly, polite but firm.

now please return to the crease for the next innings and score.

went to ggaon spa in one of the emptiest mall i've seen on the mile mall road! it was spooky empty!

had been thr earlier though. was in the vicinity so booked a thai therapist.

paid 1600 upfront. and went in the room waiting. i never wear the disposables. so creepy! lol.

in came the thai bomb. hot body and pretty face. massage started. and it was all a nice massage. she was pretending to be all pro. but asked to dig deep in the bum. she obliged. and digged she did. time to turn around. with flag on full mast. again she pretended to be all pro. almost 15-20 mins were left. asked her for extras. quoted 4k for b2b. obviously declined. but then her games started. full touching to make me desperate. still refused and didn't budge. in the end came down to 3k for b2b + hj+ bbj. and man she had awesome rack and a wet hole! had a great time. but since it was almost at the end. it was almost hurried. but fun none the less.

very few visits to ggaon, so didn't really knw too many places with guaranteed fun. so went thr. but i prefer s. delhi to any other place.

but i would prefer the earlier thai therapist. although her body was avg. but she was more open and fun from the beginning!

body: 8/10.

face: 7/10.

wir: yes.

damages: 1600+ 3k b2b. hj. bbj. and fingering and all!)

[JJamvant]

Thanks for the generous two liner bro, I am sure your PM must have got flooded with requests.

Would you mind writing up a detailed FR (a little more than 2 lines would be helpful)? Thanks

AO is correct bro, a little more for the benefit of us Horney langoors [monkeys] please?

Also please let us know the damages as in my experience, AD is not too pocket friendly for the likes of me

[LoneRanger1976]

Funny but your courage is admirable

There are many Ayurveda centres in CP, let me know if You intend to visit one.

Hi guys,

They say that you only learn from the mistakes that you make. That too despite the advice from elders (seniors) being available in abundance. So a heady / tragic mix of not wanting to go to any far off locations like gurgaon or RG, the congested traffic situation in central Delhi (lajpat & whereabouts) , a spa pulling out 40% discount deal thereby depriving the one-eyed snake of some voluptuous & a sudden appearance of a Kerala (henceforth I will term it as KELA) ayurvedic spa deal on Groupon which was close by resulted in the KLPD Everest being conquered by yours truly.

What happened with me borders between tragic & laughable. Being a VFM guys, I could not resist the temptation of this too good to be true deal at 699- (this is the Kairali Spa, please avoid it like bubonic plague guys). The location is off-beat & the recent successful conquests of the luminaries of the forum at the Kerala (Kela?) massage centres made me throw all cautions to the wind & jump headlong into the deal. Ouch. It still hurts (& stinks). All the kerala massage experienced fellows know that the strong stench remains with you & if you add some copious amounts of KLPD. & voila! You are atop the KLPD Everest...

[LoneRanger1976]

Don't think too much.

Trust me and and open the door, you will get tranquilized soon

Don't pay more than 1k, the figures will start from 3k though. The light bulb in the room is too bright though, ask her to switch that off and the doors of room are half glass, don't want people to see shadows fighting in the room.

A very valid suggestion! Yet don't think any one has scored any thing at tranquilize.

[RohanS]

I am in Gurgaon and looking for company for trying some places mentioned above. Anybody interested?

[Vicious Circle]

hi guys,

they say that you only learn from the mistakes that you make. that too despite the advice from elders (seniors) being available in abundance. so a heady / tragic mix of not wanting to go to any far off locations like gurgaon or rg, the congested traffic situation in central delhi (lajpat & whereabouts) , a spa pulling out 40% discount deal thereby depriving the one-eyed snake of some voluptuous & a sudden appearance of a kerala (henceforth i will term it as kela) ayurvedic spa deal on groupon which was close by resulted in the klpd everest being conquered by yours truly.

what happened with me borders between tragic & laughable. being a vfm guys, i could not resist the temptation of this too good to be true deal at 699- (this is the kairali spa, please avoid it like bubonic plague guys). the location is off-beat & the recent successful conquests of the luminaries of the forum at the kerala (kela?) massage centres made me throw all cautions to the wind & jump headlong into the deal. ouch. it still hurts (& stinks). all the kerala massage experienced fellows know that the strong stench remains with you & if you add some copious amounts of klpd. & voila! you are atop the klpd everest.

my girlfriend was in town (she is in a diff city) so had been out of action for a week or so (hats of to all married senors like lr how do you manage the home front guys?) wanted some naughty bum massage especially where the sun doesn't shine (as someone put it a few days back). had a long work-wise unproductive day (cancelled meetings with me just sitting around doing nothing) & while surfing the deal sites, when i came across the kairali offer, my eyes lit up, chkd the spa site, looked nice & the sight of therapists giving massage dressed in sarees was a kink that made me ignore that sounds that my brain was trying to make that you ought to seek advice do some more research. another thing that gave me the confidence that i have found the right destination for my dark deeds was their tight appointments schedule on a monday eve. thought that most probably fellow mongers must be conducting training / taming sessions with the aunties with their battering rams (read the one-eyed snake).

so with visions of mature love (please do chk loneranger's few yet captivating lines on what they can do to you) i hopped off to the spa. a long line of cars outside & cute receptionist cum manager & 2 hot curvy ladies standing at the reception made a sunami wave of my hopes. i told the snake (one-eyed)"dude, at last we found nirvana closer to home." how disastrously wrong was i. actually later realised that the ladies at the reception in t-shirts & yoga pants were customers who had finished their sessions. so after checking the authenticity of my coupon, before heading for the session, i was asked on the pressure for the massage; & when i replied that i prefer stronger pressure, the manager pointed out that they will only do a light pressure massage (another green light that the snake will spit the protinacious venom).

& from there on started my horrendous experience. turns out that a fat, bearded, mean looking guy & his sidekick are going to give me the therapy. i am led into the room & they latch it, made me let go of the lungi i was told to change into & then proceeded to tie a langot (underwear) of the material that is used to cover therapy table but later opened it when i was lying on stomach & even massaged my glutes. i never felt so violated guys. the jokers even brushed my balls also a few times. but i couldn't even muster up the courage to ask them to avoid it. while lying on the wooden table, i was getting mortifying visions of the fatso taking his tool & [CodeWord125] me there. remember. they even had latched the therapy room from inside. so with a prayer on my lips, i endured the session & was never this happy even with the best of happy endings (very few as of now) than i was with the end of the session.

but you don't scale the everest of klpd just as yet. so the fatso followed me & even came inside the bathroom (was not attached with the terpy room) after the massage & showed me how to use the ugly ayurveda powder instead of soap. as if 2 men & the ayurveda oil fumes didn't kill me, the rotting birdpoop smell of the soap powder did annihilate me. the papa bear kept following me to the change room also in the hope of a tip. in the end tipped the fucker 100- just to have him disappear from my sight.

lessons learnt:

1. obey your elders (read seniors).

2. never be in a rush. don't blindly follow trends.

3. say balls to your politeness (still not sure if i can check if a place gives a cross massage or not. still not sure that i will not be able to back out at the last moment).

4. ask around.

it took me 4baths & 2 days to get rid of the ugly smells & one unhurried hj at a tried & tested place 2 days later for me to finally muster up the courage to compile the fr.

will post the second fr soon.

[FunIsTheWord]

So the irony is that either way, you are left red-faced!

Tried Viagra version suhagra once, got a terrible headache and very warm and red face. For the first time in my life I did not enjoy sex, my suggestion is that take it only if you can't get it up without help

[FunIsTheWord]

Great to see another dear spirited bro being inspired enough (despite being in self-enforced exile!) to complete his 200 posts!

Really, what a day!

Another round of applause. This time for you, AB bro!

Antiklpd using Viagra. Hard to believe as I thought you were born with superpowers. Guess Viagra acted as a Kryptonite for you.

[Houndd]

Tried Viagra version suhagra once, got a terrible headache and very warm and red face. For the first time in my life I did not enjoy sex, my suggestion is that take it only if you can't get it up without help

Yep, correct, it does nt feel like a pleasure, its more of a man-working girl type stuff as if we have to service 5-6 clients a day [hehe]

BTW, I tried once durex lube its pretty good stuff, warms the little guy up and for the lady, she can enjoy low calorie and comes in 2-3 flavours too [wink]

[Member #4706]

Tried Viagra version suhagra once, got a terrible headache and very warm and red face. For the first time in my life I did not enjoy sex, my suggestion is that take it only if you can't get it up without help

Antiklpd using Viagra. Hard to believe as I thought you were born with superpowers. Guess Viagra acted as a Kryptonite for you.

[Member #4706]

since all of you are my brothers, i would like to share my act of indiscretion and lessen my burden.

i was at a mp a few weeks ago and persuaded [with charm, not mulaa] a therapist to have willful sex despite she telling me that she was to wed the next day.

she had run off with a guy and was to marry him in a temple the next day. no kidding, the mp staff had invitations!

i feel so damn guilty. bad, bad me! where is that bottle now.

atleast you gave her valuable match practice before the big match. you are doing social service, so you should be proud.