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05-08-14 05:10 #14917
Posts: 882control, paji [brother], control!
i rarely take non-locals but do get away with paying thai chicks in gurgaon not more than 1. 5k to get their tl with hj.
they do fs in 2k generally.
please pay not more.
remember, friendly, polite but firm.
now please return to the crease for the next innings and score.
Originally Posted by double deckers [View Original Post]
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05-08-14 05:02 #14916
Posts: 882Originally Posted by ActionOriented [View Original Post]
Also please let us know the damages as in my experience, AD is not too pocket friendly for the likes of me
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05-08-14 02:34 #14915
Posts: 1123Funny but your courage is admirable
There are many Ayurveda centres in CP, let me know if You intend to visit one.
Originally Posted by Vicious Circle [View Original Post]
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05-08-14 02:32 #14914
Posts: 1123Don't think too much.
Trust me and and open the door, you will get tranquilized soon
Don't pay more than 1k, the figures will start from 3k though. The light bulb in the room is too bright though, ask her to switch that off and the doors of room are half glass, don't want people to see shadows fighting in the room.
Originally Posted by RajMalhotraP [View Original Post]
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05-07-14 21:41 #14913
Posts: 2I am in Gurgaon and looking for company for trying some places mentioned above. Anybody interested?
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05-07-14 19:29 #14912
Posts: 104How I climbed the Mount Everest of KLPD.
hi guys,
they say that you only learn from the mistakes that you make. that too despite the advice from elders (seniors) being available in abundance. so a heady / tragic mix of not wanting to go to any far off locations like gurgaon or rg, the congested traffic situation in central delhi (lajpat & whereabouts) , a spa pulling out 40% discount deal thereby depriving the one-eyed snake of some voluptuous & a sudden appearance of a kerala (henceforth i will term it as kela) ayurvedic spa deal on groupon which was close by resulted in the klpd everest being conquered by yours truly.
what happened with me borders between tragic & laughable. being a vfm guys, i could not resist the temptation of this too good to be true deal at 699- (this is the kairali spa, please avoid it like bubonic plague guys). the location is off-beat & the recent successful conquests of the luminaries of the forum at the kerala (kela?) massage centres made me throw all cautions to the wind & jump headlong into the deal. ouch. it still hurts (& stinks). all the kerala massage experienced fellows know that the strong stench remains with you & if you add some copious amounts of klpd. & voila! you are atop the klpd everest.
my girlfriend was in town (she is in a diff city) so had been out of action for a week or so (hats of to all married senors like lr how do you manage the home front guys?) wanted some naughty bum massage especially where the sun doesn't shine (as someone put it a few days back). had a long work-wise unproductive day (cancelled meetings with me just sitting around doing nothing) & while surfing the deal sites, when i came across the kairali offer, my eyes lit up, chkd the spa site, looked nice & the sight of therapists giving massage dressed in sarees was a kink that made me ignore that sounds that my brain was trying to make that you ought to seek advice do some more research. another thing that gave me the confidence that i have found the right destination for my dark deeds was their tight appointments schedule on a monday eve. thought that most probably fellow mongers must be conducting training / taming sessions with the aunties with their battering rams (read the one-eyed snake).
so with visions of mature love (please do chk loneranger's few yet captivating lines on what they can do to you) i hopped off to the spa. a long line of cars outside & cute receptionist cum manager & 2 hot curvy ladies standing at the reception made a sunami wave of my hopes. i told the snake (one-eyed)"dude, at last we found nirvana closer to home." how disastrously wrong was i. actually later realised that the ladies at the reception in t-shirts & yoga pants were customers who had finished their sessions. so after checking the authenticity of my coupon, before heading for the session, i was asked on the pressure for the massage; & when i replied that i prefer stronger pressure, the manager pointed out that they will only do a light pressure massage (another green light that the snake will spit the protinacious venom).
& from there on started my horrendous experience. turns out that a fat, bearded, mean looking guy & his sidekick are going to give me the therapy. i am led into the room & they latch it, made me let go of the lungi i was told to change into & then proceeded to tie a langot (underwear) of the material that is used to cover therapy table but later opened it when i was lying on stomach & even massaged my glutes. i never felt so violated guys. the jokers even brushed my balls also a few times. but i couldn't even muster up the courage to ask them to avoid it. while lying on the wooden table, i was getting mortifying visions of the fatso taking his tool & [CodeWord125] me there. remember. they even had latched the therapy room from inside. so with a prayer on my lips, i endured the session & was never this happy even with the best of happy endings (very few as of now) than i was with the end of the session.
but you don't scale the everest of klpd just as yet. so the fatso followed me & even came inside the bathroom (was not attached with the terpy room) after the massage & showed me how to use the ugly ayurveda powder instead of soap. as if 2 men & the ayurveda oil fumes didn't kill me, the rotting birdpoop smell of the soap powder did annihilate me. the papa bear kept following me to the change room also in the hope of a tip. in the end tipped the fucker 100- just to have him disappear from my sight.
lessons learnt:
1. obey your elders (read seniors).
2. never be in a rush. don't blindly follow trends.
3. say balls to your politeness (still not sure if i can check if a place gives a cross massage or not. still not sure that i will not be able to back out at the last moment).
4. ask around.
it took me 4baths & 2 days to get rid of the ugly smells & one unhurried hj at a tried & tested place 2 days later for me to finally muster up the courage to compile the fr.
will post the second fr soon.
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05-07-14 19:06 #14911
Posts: 255So the irony is that either way, you are left red-faced!
Originally Posted by AntiKlpd [View Original Post]
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05-07-14 19:01 #14910
Posts: 255Whew! Another centurion on the same day!
Great to see another dear spirited bro being inspired enough (despite being in self-enforced exile!) to complete his 200 posts!
Really, what a day!
Another round of applause. This time for you, AB bro!
Originally Posted by AnonymousBoy [View Original Post]
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05-07-14 18:55 #14909
Posts: 67Originally Posted by AntiKlpd [View Original Post]
BTW, I tried once durex lube its pretty good stuff, warms the little guy up and for the lady, she can enjoy low calorie and comes in 2-3 flavours too [wink]
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05-07-14 18:36 #14908
Posts: 473Originally Posted by AntiKlpd [View Original Post]
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05-07-14 18:33 #14907
Posts: 473Originally Posted by jjamvant [View Original Post]
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05-07-14 18:31 #14906
Posts: 473Originally Posted by double deckers [View Original Post]
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05-07-14 18:28 #14905
Posts: 473Originally Posted by JJamvant [View Original Post]
Besides haven't come across anything yet to make me come out of exile. So it's only work and work with no play.
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05-07-14 17:28 #14904
Posts: 88All hail the Titans
Indeed they are on a spree! Be it the number of posts they jot here, or the number of chicas they leave behind moaning and begging for more, they are the Titans! And don't forget our beloved AO and VVV! They all are knights in shining armour!
Cheers,
Bunny
Originally Posted by FunIsTheWord [View Original Post]
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05-07-14 17:27 #14903
Posts: 18Originally Posted by MRahul84 [View Original Post]
Can you share Rohini's number?
Thanks in advance!