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[Member #2468]

For a BJ, someone in Tretes told me that she couldn't do Karaoke!

[Member #2027]

WantoKnow,

I think that you should consider connecting to JKT through Singapore. Return airfare between HK - SING shouldbe about US$400-US$500 at most. ValueAir has return tickets SING-JKT for US$85.

[Wantoknow]

Can anyone provide me with some info on airfares to and from HK and Jakarta? I will be in HK on Oct 5 and I want to monger in Jakarta for about 5 days if the airfares round trip is reasonable.

I checked Cathay Pacific, the airfares round trip from HK to Jakarta is close to $1,000 US. It will be too much for me.

Any suggestions? Someone suggests going to BBK first and go to Jakarta from there. Appreciate any ideas.

Happy Hunting!!!!

[Templar]

.......has taught me is "makan pisang" for a BJ, and "kurang ajar" for fuck off

That's interesting. "makan pisang" for a BJ. I guess it would make sense 'cos the direct (crude) translation is "eat banana".

In a way, you can combine this slang with what Peter wrote below and say "Isap pisang gua" which directly means "Suck my banana".

As for "kurang ajar", I never thot of it as f--k off 'cos "kurang ajar" really means 'ill-mannered'.

T

[Bulai69]

Faguoren - no contest: Jakarta

[Nomadic]

Fellow Mongers:

First trip to Indonesia, travelling alone. Would you suggest Surabaya or Jakarta?

Cheers
Faguo

[1Ball]

a couple of other words my Balinese GF has taught me is "makan pisang" for a BJ, and "kurang ajar" for fuck off.

spelling on the last one might be off.

anopther one is "minum keluar" for CIMTC

[Pete33]

Menteng buddy,

Thanks for the correction. My little notes of Bahasa Indonesia words are intended to be used as a "curse"in the Bahasa Indonesia language. I agree with you that some of those words would sound very very rude should they be expressed towards a girl that you are wooing. For easement sake, can we jointly explain several words in Bahasa Indonesia that would be usable in a wooing situation. I often hears girls mentioned "main" to me; at first I was totally loss, but then it was explained to me that the word "main" means "to play = f**k". There must be several other words, Menteng buddy, can you just publish them. Thanks buddy.

Ciao

[Menteng]

Right Pete33, but I don't think you should use that kind of Indonesian while wooing a girl. An example, I think it is better to use the word "karaoke" for a blowjob.

[Pete33]

Buddies,

Just in case you need to curse in Bahasa Indonesia:

Rule of pronounciation: All words must be pronounced exactly the same like the Spanish pronounces their words. ie. i must be pronounce (e)qual in English, not like (I) am in English.

01. bangsat - bastard
02. bule - caucasian / whiteman
03. cina - Chinese
04. gila - crazy
05. gua - I am
06. isep kontol - blow job
07. isep kontol gua - suck my dick
08. kontol - penis
09. lu - you
10. memek - vagina
11. monyet - monkey
12. ngentot - fuck
13. ngentot lu - fuck you
14. ngewe - fucking
15. nonok - vagina
16. pantat - ass
17. pantat besar - big ass
18. peler - penis
19. pentil - nipple
20. tai - shit
21. tai lu - you are shit
22. toket / tetek - women's breast
23. toket/tetek besar - big breast
24. main dipantat - anal f**king

Ciao

[Menteng]

Bencour,

Wherever I've been in Indonesia, I have always found the naughty girls. Get friendly first with the locals and soon they will tell you where a lonely guy can find some comfort. As a rule the girls will cost you less than in the big cities, but don't expect the skills their sisters in the big cities have. BJ e.g. is not common.

[Bulai69]

Bencour - there is no comparison whatever between KL and Jakarta - Jakarta is best.

[Bulai69]

Just to follow up what Menteng says - face-pic is pretty good if you have the patience to look through a large number - I'm too mean to pay - if I did it would be easier as you can narrow down the search. If I was in JKT all the time I wouldn't bother as it's easy to find girls but I usually search when I'm in UK and line one up before I come. The portal includes a whole range from 100% pro's to devote muslim girls wearing gilbeb. I posted a pic of one pro some months ago.

[Bencour]

Hi guys,

This is my very first post.

I'm going to South Malaysia and Indonesia (Sumatra & Java) for a little while.

I'm looking for information/advices from more experienced people ..

What are the best regions ? JKT vs KL?
What cities (big or small) are really exciting?
What is best for my low budget?
What are the prices ?
Can I just show up in any mid-size village and find girls?
How risky is this (in terms of robery)?

PLEASE HELP:

Send me your feddback or

Tell me about the best recent posts regarding this matters

Thanx.

You'll see the pics!

[Menteng]

I still think facepic is promising to look for non-pro girls. Especially when you're a caucasian, you'll only need a little step more to get a date.