Bali

[Lama Di Bali]

Also if you are coming in March, and this goes to all mongers... be careful around Nyepi (March 7 I think this year) as they virtually close down Bali for that day. You cannot leave your hotel, so play smart and find a cute girl to spend the whole day with... most expats tend to go to a hotel or go away during this weekend... can be fun though.

Prof

ProfDesigner is right.

Nyepi is a 36 hour period where Bali is COMPLETELY shut down. Even the airport closes.

NOBODY is allowed out of their hotel or villa into the streets except for dire medical emergencies. Don't imagine you can spend the day at the beach.

You can't use lights, tv, computer, sound system, etc.

If you do transgress, pecalangs (kind of religious enforcers) will throw rocks on your roof, bang on your gate, and if you don't get with the program, they will cut your power off entirely.

If you're in a large tourist hotel, things are a little more relaxed, they serve food, most let you have the lights on and watch tv. Some don't.

If you're in a villa or accommodation where food isn't on offer, you'll need to stock up in advance.

The Prof has the right idea.

Bunk up with some little hottie for the duration (remember to get in an adequate supply of condoms and KY jelly or whatever), otherwise get off the island.

Have fun.

[ProfDesigner]

Guys, I plan to vist Jakarta for 3 days and Bali for 3 days in mid Mar'08. I have been reading this forum for a while but still have a few questions.
1. I is advisable to pay girls in USD or in Rupiyah IN Bali.
2. I want to pick up girls from Mbargo, are there any GF 3 star hotels in walking distance, and thier rates if possible.

Agreed there are many hotels close to Mbargo, you can turn either way or go down Poppies 2 and again many cheaper hotels for ST, for a long time I would suggest White Rose (now doing renovations) or Dewi Sri, both literally behind the monument and both clean good rooms. My preference is Dewi Sri. Prices will range from 150,000rp to 300,000 depending on the room you take.

90% of the girls prefer rupiah, as it is easier for them to go shopping with and it is easy to get money converted during the day. The going rates at the moment is between 500.000rp and 700.000rp for LT and short time between 300.000rp and 400.000rp it all depends on your negotiating skills.

You will find most of the good looking workers wont be out until at least 12 at MBargo so I suggest have a little look at Paddys and Bounty first in case you dont want to be up till late hunting.

Also if you are coming in March, and this goes to all mongers... be careful around Nyepi (March 7 I think this year) as they virtually close down Bali for that day. You cannot leave your hotel, so play smart and find a cute girl to spend the whole day with... most expats tend to go to a hotel or go away during this weekend... can be fun though.

Enjoy the hunt

Prof

[Hatze]

Guys, I plan to vist Jakarta for 3 days and Bali for 3 days in mid Mar'08. I have been reading this forum for a while but still have a few questions.
1. I is advisable to pay girls in USD or in Rupiyah IN Bali.

2. I want to pick up girls from Mbargo, are there any GF 3 star hotels in walking distance, and thier rates if possible.

1. The girls accept all hard currencies.

2. When you leave mbargo walk right (main street), there is a short term hotel for doing your business with the girl. I find this beter than bringing them to the hotel I stay in. Damage is below ard. 15 usd for the room, the girls might ask for up to 50 (already negotiated)

Happy hunting!

[Tercar 66]

Guys, I plan to vist Jakarta for 3 days and Bali for 3 days in mid Mar'08. I have been reading this forum for a while but still have a few questions.
1. I is advisable to pay girls in USD or in Rupiyah IN Bali.
2. I want to pick up girls from Mbargo, are there any GF 3 star hotels in walking distance, and thier rates if possible.

[Lama Di Bali]

What's with Puzzo and Nutze's attack on Jdillahh?

So the man's young, in good shape, and gets along well with women.

What's wrong with him saying so?

Is it because Puzzo and Nutze are flabby old scroats, or otherwise unappealing and inadequate examples of manhood, who can only get an attractive young woman into bed by waving their wallets under her nose?

[Puzzo]

Mate, you must love yourself very much! Why dont you strip and give yourself a bbhj in front of a mirror?

The gay community in this bord might strive for your contact number.

Cheers,

Hatze

Good one you mate! No puffs on this board needed!

[Hatze]

Hello Fellas. So I am making my first trip to Bali in a few days. I will be staying there for about a month from the end of December to the end of January. I am going for surf, vacation, and business. I'll be staying in

A little about me.

I am a 28yo guy from New York. Iam of latino background w/dark skin. I am pretty good looking, clean cut, good shape, bit more on the beefy/muscular side type of guy. Very cool, laid back, and friendly dude. I usually don't have a problem getting women and have had my fair share of beauties. I really am not used to P4P, beyond a few excursions to the asian massage parlour for a body scrub, HJ, and maybe a BJ. Hired a street walker once in Wash. D.C. with a friend but we had more fun videotaping her doing lude acts. lol.

However, I am a definite sex hound like the rest of you mongers and can get down and dirty with the best of em! Which is what brought me to this site. I have spent the past few days reading the EXTREMELY helpful reports from all of you and they are great. I will be sure to take some of your advice.

But what i want to know is for a guy like me (young, not bad looks, good personality, not shy) how easy will it be for me to pull non-working indo girls (if there are any) or get freebies. Is it hard to close the deal fast and get em in the sack? Are they horny? Any tips, as this is a new breed for me? Are they into black looking guys there?

The JDILLAHH

Mate, you must love yourself very much! Why dont you strip and give yourself a bbhj in front of a mirror?

The gay community in this bord might strive for your contact number.

Cheers,

Hatze

[ProfDesigner]

I can honestly say, I have nothing to report was faithfull for a change... Although I did drop into Paddys quickly to meet a friend before going to the airport and there area lot of young cuties in there at the moment...

Maybe next time...

[1Ball]

Catching up on the forum after being out of range for a few days.
Prof, looking forward to reading about your escapades during your 2 nights of bachelorhood............

[Hatze]

hi folks,

i can confirm that most of the massages in bali don't offer any relaxation to the old boy.

i wonder if there are no ads in the local newspapers for call-in massages! there is a huge selection in jakarta (jakarta post) and 99% of the therapists are professional hookers who have many talents but no massage skills. some of them don't even offer "massage" once arrived and paid!

is there any bali-resident or.expert who can lift this secret?

cheers and long turds,

hatze

[Fishfly]

In my experience, getting a happy ending or more at a Spa or Massage Parlor in Bali is the exception rather than the rule. The overwhelming majority are straight.

I guess I was spoiled when I lived in Thailad.

Those that do offer pay for play are well known and more than adequately covered in this forum.

I understand your comment and that is why I asked. We are all looking for more and different places to find a "special" MP. Thanks for your opinion.

[Lama Di Bali]

Hi Guys,

Does anyone have any experiences to share about the Komang Beauty Salon/MP on Jl. Padma in Legion?

Went there recently and had a massage from a cute slim 19 year old Balinese girl. No advances offered and I didn't ask until the end. No dice. Not surprised due to her being such a young Bali girl. Some from Bali will, and some will not. That is normal. But was wondering if it was just a miss on the girl? Or is this normal practice for the MP?

Thanks for any experiences.

In my experience, getting a happy ending or more at a Spa or Massage Parlor in Bali is the exception rather than the rule. The overwhelming majority are straight.

Those that do offer pay for play are well known and more than adequately covered in this forum.

[Menteng]

Tried out the Giriya Bugar MP yesterday. Not 100% sure on the spelling of the name but the MP is located on JL Bypass Ngurah Rai, nearer the airport than Courts Electronic store.
Then I noticed the big signs posted. No Sex!

You may be right about the (no) Sex part, but I haven't visited a single MP where "extra's" are possible, that doesn't show that sign.

[Smoothy]

Some of you may remember me making a few posts about a chick I met a little 2 months ago, spent 10 great days with her-intense phone relationship etc for the subsequent month. Making plans to cruise around Bali together, talking every day then tonight. Whammo. Game over. Some other dude picks up her phone. So I am in exactly the same place as many of you regulars have been and have evolved slightly further on my own little path with all this business. Whatever was between us couldn't be sustained in my absence. Lies deceit and female cunning made her revert to type. I could handle being just a little shattered but 2 days ago I bought a non-refundable ticket back there. Having planned this little trip with her and having taken my annual leave to happen. Always risky but I had my spies out and apparently she wasn't seeing other guys. HA! More fool me. Anyway so I come back a little harder and a little angrier hell bent on breaking some hearts and pelvises. Look forward to catching some of you there in my new incarnation. The 'love' game is over.

I wouldn't worry. That guy who picked up her phone was probably her brother, father, uncle or just some cashier at a shop who answered it when she was looking through her purse to pay the bill. I bet if you ask her, she'll have a story similar to one of those. Give the girl a call when you get there, I'm guessing she still loves you as much as she ever did. (But don't get involved any further than sex and a good time.)

There's an old joke: How can you tell if an indonesian bargirl is lying? Answer: She is speaking

You can still have a good time with these girls, just don't expect too much loyalty. I don't even worry when I catch them with another guy. I'll still see them. It gives me more power over them anyway because then they realize that I know they are not going to be able to sucker me into thinking they will be loyal to me. The girls normally don't mind if they catch you with another girl either. They may try to act like they do care, but normally they don't. Most of them are good actresses and play for what they can get.

Just take it all in stride and enjoy yourself.

[1Ball]

Tigger, sorry to hear about your misfortune, though not at all surprized. After all, you DID meet her in a bar where ayam hang out, and where guys who want to fuck ayam hang out, so it was just a matter of time.

like i said to Pd a few months ago, you want a bad girl, go to a bar, you want a good girl, go to, well, there are so many places. I have a good one, and it seems she has a good one. Am meeting her later this week for a job interview. (No, not what you think, a real job interview, for a real job. She and my gf have been hanging out together a few times.)

So Tigger, go back to Bali. if you want a real GF, stay away from Bounty, 66, Santa Fe, and all those places. Meet a nice waitress, office girl, shop girl, and court her. If she is Balinese, all the better, but i would say your odds are slim to score a nice Balinese girl, if you are there on vacation, staying in a hotel.

Have fun