Bali

[Wimble]

IMHO, FS is better than a HJ in Bali. In most of the places I go, if I want release, I would ask FS. One of my older regulars does a great massage with full service, but not at her work place.

My few cents regarding massage with happy ending in Seminyak.

[Tagalog2016]

My few cents regarding massage with happy ending in Seminyak.

Unfortunately I didn't read this forum before the trip, so I was not aware of real statement of affairs and prices, but instead I found on web apparently outdated statement, that it should cost 100-150 k, and in any case a one shouldn't pay more than 200 k per session.

I didn't know where exactly to look for happy ending, so my tactics was simple. I just walked around the streets and if a cute girl approached me to offer a massage, I asked her straightforwardly right away, whether she offers happy ending or not. I inquired about 15 girls in total within 2 days, and five of them confirmed they do.

The first one, who offered me happy ending was a girl at jl Arjuna (double six street). Approximate GPS coordinates -8.696975,115.163768.

Please allow difference +/- 15 meters from that spot as I have a hard time to locate that exact place on google maps. She said yes, and when I inquired about price, she refused to discuss it on the street and asked me to proceed to her parlor first, which was located on the smaller street 10-15 meters away. In fact nobody discusses such things right on the street, but I was unaware of that, and assumed that was a scam, when she doesn't want to negotiate price in advance so that to squeeze me out afterwards, so I refused to follow to her parlor. Gal's appearance was 7/10.

The second one, who said yes was located at jl Camplung Tanduk. Approximate GPS coordinates: -8. 690952,115.166270.

She has small one bed parlor right on the street and apparently works alone. When I asked about happy ending, she winked at me and asked to proceed inside. Then she locked the door, pulled down the blinds and asked how much would I offer. I said, 100 k, and she considered it was a joke and said 500. Her last price was 300, but I didn't want to overpay and said, my last offer is 200 and proceed towards the entrance to get out. Finally she agreed 200 k, but she said it will be just happy ending without ordinary massage for that money.

I laid down on the couch, and she started to caress my hips and member under the shorts. When I was ready, she took off my shorts and started to jerk me off with some oil. I was wondering, when she will undress, but she didn't, so I asked her to take off her skirt. She said, she doesn't do it being undressed, so it was so disappointing. I couldn't even imagine, that they could do such kind of intimate massage being dressed. It was my mistake that we didn't agree all the details in advance, but everything I wanted that moment was to empty my balls, so I didn't argue. She was just staying beside couch and jerked me off and I groped her butt.

As soon as I cummed, I realized it was total disappointment and BS. I felt overcharged. Nevertheless girl's appearance was 8/10.

A couple of hours later I walked again on jl Camplung Tanduk and found another happy ending place some hundred meters away from the first place down the street towards the beach.

Approximate GPS coordinates: -8.691178, 115.164754.

As previously, girls (they were two) just said they do happy ending and invited me to the side street some 20 m away to their parlor to discuss the conditions. I chose one of two girls, which I liked better (8/10) but the other girl (6/10) said, she expected me to choose her and asked whether I like her to do it threesome with no extra charge. It seemed suspicious for me, but I agreed. I clarified, whether they will undress, and they nodded in reply. They wanted 600 k and I offered 200 k in return. Of course they didn't agree and my last offer was 300. But they didn't want less than 400 k. Since I was sure 200 k is an upper limit for happy ending plus I was released just few hours ago, I didn't accept 400 k and walked away.

To be honest I regret, that I didn't try with them. After some research through the web that night, I found out 400 k is pretty normal price for plus plus these days.

On the following morning I headed to jl Drupadi, which I read was full of happy ending massage parlors. In fact I found just three of them to be opened at 11 am. The first girls, said they don't do happy ending. I didn't ask at the second parlor, as girls there looked ugly, and at the third parlor a girl nodded against my question and invited me inside.

We agreed 300 k for feet massage plus HJ. Then I told her, that I want her to undress when she will perform HJ and to sit on me. She said no, but I assured, I won't touch her. Finally we agreed 400 k.

The massage was just average. When she finished, she took off her clothes and sit on me, so that I could see her from the behind. When she started to jerk me off, I started to grope her butt and she didn't resist, whereas I promised not to touch her. I started to rub her **** and she became wet quickly. Then I started to lick her **** and asshole and she started BBBJ in return. I CIM quite quickly and that was it.

She went somewhere for a while (I assume to spit out) and then returned to wipe my member and feet. She then gave me a cup of water and said, she will be waiting for me to return. I handed over money and walked away.

Overall it was good and the girl was 8/10.

Approximate GPS coordinates: -8.689667,115.163831.

Later on that afternoon I found another spot at jl Arjuna (double six street). Approximate GPS coordinates: -8.697033,115.166652.

There were 3 gals (7/10) and and old bitc# sitting on the crossroad and offering massage. I asked about happy ending, and a girl said yes and invited me to proceed up to her parlor on the side street. When we came inside, there was one more girl (9/10) sitting, so sure thing I left the first girl and asked 9/10 about happy ending and she said yes and took me to a room (normal room for fucking with double bed). Then things went wrong. The old *****, which was sitting on the street before, entered a room and said I should discuss everything with her. I didn't get, whether she was mama san or what. I said I want a girl to be naked, she said no. Then wtf she took me to that fucking room? I then inquired about boom boom and she said no again. Just a massage with HJ. I started to lose my temper. The old bitc# asked how much would I want for what I asked but I said, I don't want anything anymore and left the parlor. They asked to come back, but I went away. Strange place. I don't know how to comment it.

That was all I managed to get within two days. My final thoughts are, that if you want to get normal service in Seminyak, the price should be around 400 k these days. Yes, it's possible to get 200 k price, but according to my experience it was BS. Another thought is, that it is not necessary to know particular spots in advance. Just walk around and ask. All girls understand meaning of "happy ending", even those who speak 5 words in English. I had some particular circumstances, that was unable to walk for a long time. And if you look at the map I covered just 2-3 km in total and still managed to find 5 spots. And I didn't ask multiple girls, who offered massage, but looked ugly in my opinion. I am sure there are much more spots left unlocated.

[Wimble]

True. But there were some exceptional ones with exceptional experiences that still linger in the mind. Maybe one of those stunners would have been up there if I had kept my trap shut! LOL

I look at it as an endless supply coming from Java and the other islands. I know a bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush but I'm an inquisitive cat so I don't mind looking in the bushes. I have used the same methods on numerous occasions so I don't second guess my self. Don't queue bro go with your gut. LOL.

[Rob Jones]

As for the stunning fish that got away, I question my methods all the time. Some are real catches and I see them work their way though multiple bules. I often want to the queue and dump my ethics.

I look at it as an endless supply coming from Java and the other islands. I know a bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush but I'm an inquisitive cat so I don't mind looking in the bushes. I have used the same methods on numerous occasions so I don't second guess my self. Don't queue bro go with your gut. LOL.

[Wimble]

Congratulations! I like the Indo girls because of the culture and religion. It makes them more accepting of a compensated relationship and multiple girls in the picture. And they are very sweet and caring. Also, I like the general body built of the Indo girls with their knockers. Most of the time, there is no metoo BS.

As for the stunning fish that got away, I question my methods all the time. Some are real catches and I see them work their way though multiple bules. I often want to the queue and dump my ethics.

Yes it only happened once to me. Same as you now I make it clear that I am not interested in more than one encounter and I have let some stunners go thru the net but not worth the hassle. I think the important thing is not to play with their feelings in the pursuit of free sex, this when you do them off. In fairness to the girls if you don't make your intentions clear they may feel like they have been mislead as they see marrying a bule as hitting the jackpot and, if they like you, will pursue a more permanent relationship. I am married to an Indo and I have a small understanding of how they work, maybe after another 15 years I will have a 50% understanding of them LOL.

[Rob Jones]

I am surprised that there are not more posts about such encounters. I had something like that when I was younger with a GF. I tend to always make it clear that I am looking for fun. And as such, I have missed many opportunities but have not had many Klingons.

Yes it only happened once to me. Same as you now I make it clear that I am not interested in more than one encounter and I have let some stunners go thru the net but not worth the hassle. I think the important thing is not to play with their feelings in the pursuit of free sex, this when you do [CodeWord140] them off. In fairness to the girls if you don't make your intentions clear they may feel like they have been mislead as they see marrying a bule as hitting the jackpot and, if they like you, will pursue a more permanent relationship. I am married to an Indo and I have a small understanding of how they work, maybe after another 15 years I will have a 50% understanding of them LOL.

[Wimble]

I am surprised that there are not more posts about such encounters. I had something like that when I was younger with a GF. I tend to always make it clear that I am looking for fun. And as such, I have missed many opportunities but have not had many Klingons.

And yes I had to change hotels once because every time I left or returned for 2 days this girl I meet online was waiting for me and it became embarrassing and annoying for both myself and any other companions I had with me, to the point there was almost a fight in the lobby!

[Rob Jones]

Hello Rob,

Thank you for the feedback.

Well my choice of a female driver is because she may be a potential hook up yes, I'll let her drive me and I"ll pay her for that, but I'll also try to court her and transform her into a date. Especially that a lot of these drivers are females and on Tinder. Go figure.

Now if I find that impossible, I'll try Blue Bird Taxi as you recommended.

Sky Garden looks good. But it seems to be very big with multiple places within. What is the best spot to pick up freelancers? Is it the rooftop? The lounge? The Irish pub? Somewhere else?

"To avoid unnecessary confrontations at your hotel you can possibly book a cheaper hotel for your meetings to avoid unplanned ambushes by "smitten" ladies."

Okay, when I mentioned something about 'clingy' ladies I admit I was exaggerating, since I do not expect it to happen. I mean why would a Balinese or a westerner or any Bali resident or tourist cling herself to a tourist? After all she knows I'm staying for a short time so what's the point of following me? Has this happened to any of you guys?

Finally, I go to Bali in Mid April. In the Easter break. The thing is, I'm monitoring the weather there and it looks to be rainy with thunderstorms most of the time. Very unattractive for a vacation. How do you think it will be like in mid April?

Hi John.

All levels of Sky Garden should be explored. I have seen and chatted with some drivers who I have met on social media and they do seem interested in hook ups but remember they are female and it may get uncomfortable after you bed them to have them take you to meet someone else. I think the point I am trying to make with the "clingy" thing is that even if they don't see you as a potential long term long distance partner they will try to have you spend all your time and money on them instead of sharing your wealth and DNA with others. And yes I had to change hotels once because every time I left or returned for 2 days this girl I meet online was waiting for me and it became embarrassing and annoying for both myself and any other companions I had with me, to the point there was almost a fight in the lobby! April will see you on the cusp of the dry season so it shouldn't be too bad and when it does rain it usually for an hour mid afternoon so it shouldn't impede on any tourist activities you may have planned.

Enjoy your holiday.

Rob.

[VonderJohn]

Hello Rob,

Thank you for the feedback.

Well my choice of a female driver is because she may be a potential hook up yes, I'll let her drive me and I"ll pay her for that, but I'll also try to court her and transform her into a date. Especially that a lot of these drivers are females and on Tinder. Go figure.

Now if I find that impossible, I'll try Blue Bird Taxi as you recommended.

Sky Garden looks good. But it seems to be very big with multiple places within. What is the best spot to pick up freelancers? Is it the rooftop? The lounge? The Irish pub? Somewhere else?

"To avoid unnecessary confrontations at your hotel you can possibly book a cheaper hotel for your meetings to avoid unplanned ambushes by "smitten" ladies."

Okay, when I mentioned something about 'clingy' ladies I admit I was exaggerating, since I do not expect it to happen. I mean why would a Balinese or a westerner or any Bali resident or tourist cling herself to a tourist? After all she knows I'm staying for a short time so what's the point of following me? Has this happened to any of you guys?

Finally, I go to Bali in Mid April. In the Easter break. The thing is, I'm monitoring the weather there and it looks to be rainy with thunderstorms most of the time. Very unattractive for a vacation. How do you think it will be like in mid April?

[Rob Jones]

John.

Good work. Very close to my game plan when I'm in Bali. I have found that if you are there for 7 days have 21 contacts, the girls can be unreliable and if you only use 10 then so be it. In regards to dining them, if they are Free Lancers and have negotiated a price I wouldn't wine and dine them, buy them a drink or have one in your room but I wouldn't over capitalise on P4 P. Instead of using an escort try Sky Garden or The Bounty Disco to pick up a Free Lancer, it will be cheaper and you see what you pay for.

I would use Blue Bird taxis over a driver unless you are going on a full day tour and sometimes you can get a taxi to drive you around for 1/2 to a full day cheaper then a driver particularly if you know where you are going for the day.

To avoid the clingy ones let them know you are a "butterfly" so they know where they stand. If you "court" some of these girls they may misunderstand your intentions and it will cause you problems. To avoid unnecessary confrontations at your hotel you can possibly book a cheaper hotel for your meetings to avoid unplanned ambushes by "smitten" ladies.

All in all I think you have a good plan and you should have a great time. When do you go?

Thanks.

Rob.

[Gatsby67]

I stayed at the Candi Dasa Beach Resort and spa earlier this month.

As I was discovering the immediate surroundings, I exited the property and turned left onto a small dirt road, which according to Google Maps is called Jalan Mendira. Walking westwards from the resort, about 125 metres along, next to a small restaurant, was a sign for massage. Since the daily rains were about to begin, I decided to walk in. It was a very small establishment, just two massage tables in one single room. I asked the price for a one hour massage and was quoted 100 k. I wanted HJ, and asked if the massage would be complete. The woman, probably about 40 years old with nice boobs nodded, but it wasn't clear yet that she understood exactly what I wanted. I undressed completely and laid face down on the massage table as requested. As she worked on my legs and upper thighs and buttocks, she occasionally touched the crown jewels. After the "flip" I let her continue with rubbing the oils into my legs and wondered if and when the HJ might begin. I guided her hands and she knew what to do. Clearly well-versed and experienced in these matters, she changed her grip a few times each creating different sensations. Her movements were slow, yet firm. Very enjoyable and the relief I needed was delivered. I happily tipped her another 100 k, so 200 k all in (About USD 16) and well worth it. A lucky find.

[VonderJohn]

Alright so when reading through this forum, I came up with the following steps that can be a practical guide for anyone wishing to visit Bali and enjoy its sex scene adequately. Your feedback is appreciated:

Before going there:

1) Use Tinder and Badoo (or other similar apps) to browse through the available ladies in Bali. When chatting to any lady, make it clear that you're intending to date her and you're open to sex. Some may request money or gifts in return, so prepare a modest budget for that. Some may be escorts. Use them as backups, and don't pay more than $100 for any escort. Line up your matches based on the number of days you're intending to stay. Its recommended if you're staying for 7 days, line up at least 10 ladies, and make sure you get their whatsapp numbers.

2) Choose a girlfriend friendly hotel. Some hotels in Bali do not accept you to bring along your girl to your room if she's Indonesian. They may even charge you for it. So make sure the hotel you choose accepts that.

3) Choose the bars / nightclubs / restaurants which you plan to take your girl on a date to. Use tripadvisor and facebook to check their reviews. Some of the popular ones are Char-Char (good for drinks, not food), Engine Room (mostly for groups) Finns Lounge (upscale) and several rooftops. This saves you time when choosing while being there.

4) Be aware of tourist traps and scams. You don't want go get financially raped.

5) Find a driver, some of whom are on Tinder and they're ladies. They can drive you around for an affordable price. You can shag them too if you know how to court them.

Once you're there:

1) Chat up your ladies and agree on a time and date with each one of them, at least for the first 3 days. To save time, meet up with each lady in the early afternoon, over a drink in a decent place. If things go well (she speaks good English, is pleasant, looks acceptable and clearly open for some fun), spend the rest of the day with her. Could be the beach, or the pool of your hotel.

2) Invite her to your hotel room and enjoy the fun. If it fails for any reason (she refuses, she has her period, she has ridiculous demands), call up one of the escorts you saved as a backup and enjoy your night (although with an extra fee).

3) All while there keep browsing through Tinder and Badoo for extra matches and possibly better options than those you have. Then weed out the bad options and include the better ones.

4) Worst case scenario: If nothing works, head to the massage parlors identified and reviewed by this forum.

5) Repeat steps 1-4 until the final day.

When you leave:

1) Make sure none of the ladies are clingy to you or keep wanting more of you. You don't want headaches and needless nagging. No strings attached.

2) Identify the matched ladies that live there, and stay in touch with them for your next visit.

Again, tips, modifications, improvements and added information on the above is appreciated from all experienced mongers.

[Danny911]

Hello everyone.

A quick request for recommendation on how to hook up / date western ladies (who are plentiful in Bali and Tinder). Especially that many of them are looking for an adventure thanks.

[Wimble]

I read on this forum about Haitian cocomordan and women with kegal muscle control. Have not had a Haitian.

Nice! Good first trip and namesake. I was a lot older when I found my first "Madura" and then the girls who can clamp onto you and pulsate. They are great finds.

[Wimble]

Nice! Good first trip and namesake. I was a lot older when I found my first "Madura" and then the girls who can clamp onto you and pulsate. They are great finds.

Kodja beach In was the first losman I stayed in on my first trip to Bali in 1979 hence the name. Back then I remember riding a motorbike to Sanur one evening and met up with a local pimp that brought a lady from Madura to have sex with me on the beach. It was my first experience of "goyang Madura". Nice memory.