Bali

[Hihi Ster]

I've been here for a few months and been playing around a lot, the girls love the fact that I live here and am not just here for a short holiday. Meeting girls is easily done in different ways, both online and by venturing out, making friends, going to parties, starting a conversation at Starbucks etc. It does help if you have some kind of understanding of Bahasa Indonesia, which the girls appreciate a lot.

So far I have found DIA to be a bust, many internet providers block it and that results in very few girls being on there. The ones that are there mostly extremely seasoned with Bules and play around just as hard as we do. Tagged however I found the be a goldmine, although it does require some spare time to invest. Prior to moving to Bali I tried getting in contact with a few girls however mostly had no success. After I arrived however, I send a simple message along the lines of "Hi, I just moved to Bali looking to make new friends" which catches the attention of most I send it to. Few messages back and forth and you get their number for whatsapp or bbm pin, to continue the conversation. Spend a few days friendly chatting about nothing in particular, during this time and depending on how free they come across I start the "Friends with Benefits" subject as a bit of a joke to check out their initial reaction however I found the ones who claimed to "never ever do that" the easiest to close in the end. After a few days try to get them to ask to meet you, which you can do wherever you prefer. I found meeting at Mal Galeria / Beachwalk Starbucks or Coldstone to be a winner, although have taken a few who lived in Denpasar out to Obonk or Steak & Shake, local steak restaurants which most of them love and is amazingly cheap (steak for 2 cheaper then a large Frappucino). After this initial meeting the game is on, most of them thank you with a kiss, if they're willing to meet for a second time it is almost guaranteed to get them into bed.

Now, I personally found the Balinese girls to be much nicer then girls from other parts of Indonesia. Looks wise I prefer girls from Bali, Sundanese or Indo / Chinese, but find the Balinese personality to be much more genuine and sincere, without expecting much in return. An example is as following: one Balinese girl I met (although admittedly comes from a very wealthy family, you don't meet this kind on the internet FYI) , picks me up in her Mercedes and has so far treated me to dinner at Metis and Kudeta, which she insisted to pay for, so far she has allowed me to treat her to Starbucks once although I had to refuse the 100k note she tried to put into my shirt pocket. On the other end of the spectrum I've been sleeping with a girl who works at Skygarden as a "GRO" (the girls on the street in front that are trying to get you to come inside, or once inside trying to get you to open bottles) , who is from Bandung and easily one of the hottest chicks I've seen so far in Bali who is not afraid to keep asking for handouts for flight tickets, motorcycle payments, pay her kost for the month etc. Doing this once or twice every couple of months would still be cheaper then paying any good looking pro for one night so I just go with it, as long as it stays reasonable and I get what I want in the end.

So, freebie fun can definitely be had in Bali, less if you're here as a short term tourist but more then enough for the residents. Just be upfront with them that there will be no future with you, so there is less chance of any drama in the future.

[Member #4414]

There is no need to pay more than 200 000 rp in any cat house in Sanur!

Bookmarked in the mind for future reference, thanks. On my first visit to Sanur (18x) last year, I ended up paying 250, 000 total for the Girl and Room. In mind at the time were web posts saying 200, 000 was the norm, but it seems from your post that my core mistake was actually 'saying' 200, 000 which he probably took that as a 'proposal / question' rather than as a statement, because he started at 300, 000 and then the 'bargaining' began, which in itself sounds like a stage it should never have got to in the first place anyway. Next time I'll use your modus operandi and just hand over the money without comment, and report what happens. My Bahasa Indonesian is very basic, but I'm brushing up on it here in Thailand at the moment in preparation for Indo again. Would you say you have a good command of it, that helps him just accept the 200, 000 perhaps? Or is it truly just the 'way that you pay them'?

[Member #4414]

You're looking at wrong map (the bleak copy).

TT is talking about the original (Bali Monger Map) by Barri, see.

http://goo.gl/maps/wTj1w

Ah, I see now. Many thanks for the link, Shuga.

Looking at that version, I believe it was the one I used last year but I lost the link somewhere along the line.

Bookmarked (thumbs up).

(Enjoyed reading your report from Medan and look forward to an equally eloquent from Bali.)

Cheers. It was a great short time and I was pleasantly surprised how much she enjoyed it all too.

If I remember correctly, she was my first Indonesian and she was a great introduction (smile)

Had another great lay yesterday, here in Thailand, which I'll write a report on soon.

[Shuga]

On the Bali X Map I can only see an 11B listed. Is that the same one, perhaps?

You're looking at wrong map (the bleak copy). TT is talking about the original (Bali Monger Map) by Barri, see.

http://goo.gl/maps/wTj1w

(Enjoyed reading your report from Medan and look forward to an equally eloquent from Bali.)

[Shuga]

Senior Member Happypingpong's latitude and longitude converted into decimal values that can be pasted into Google Maps :

(perhaps someone knowledgable could check that the Happypingpong rough locations are correct)

Sanur XHouses. Latitude and Longitude.

289X = 8°42'22. 93"S 115°15'14. 98"E = decimal able to be posted into Google Maps. 8.706369 115. 254161.

99X = 8°42'20. 76"S 115°15'16. 51"E = decimal able to be posted into Google Maps. 8.705767 115. 254586

Sorry, Vlad, you didn't get it right either. It is impossible to write Google maps coordinates correctly in the forum unless you are a Senior member and can edit your post after posting, see Barri's report:

#2650

As for checking the locations you can do it yourself by opening Bali Monger Map, see my post below #3428.

[Vlad Impaler]

. My procedure is quite simple:

. I never ask 'How much? ', I just hand over the money from left pocket, without looking at them, without counting them. Works every time. If the papasan should protest (which happened to me more than a year ago) I just walk away."

I will be in Sanur later this year and will be partaking in Sanur for the first time.

I will be looking to take out to my clean comfortable air-cond hotel room, a woman for say 2 hours of massage and play and finishing with BBBJCIM.

So I will need to negotiate, rather than just walk in handing over Rupiah.

How best should I go about this at X-houses in Sanur?

And

What price should I expect to pay for this service?

Thanks for help Shuga or any other members with experience of such transactions.

[Shuga]

The other day I was half looking at CNN. I didn't catch all figures but the story was about a super luxury car factory in UAE. They were going to manufacture only seven cars and the price would be like a zillion dollars, but the representative said he had no fear that the cars would not be sold because 'There a many guys here who just love to spend their money'.

From recent posts in this forum it seems there is a fare share of those kind of guys in Bali too:

• One is taking a cab to cross the street and paying 50 k extra because papasan is an old friend.
  
• Another guys is is repeatedly paying 100 k extra or even 200 k extra.
  
• I third guy is recommending hire a driver for the whole stay.
  
• And one didn't know where he was going or where he had been.

Everyone is entitled to spend his money the way he wants, but he should not claim that what he pays is the proper price.

There is no need to pay more than 200 000 rp in any cat house in Sanur!

This week I have been to

• 01 on Sudamala, opposite Magic Hands. Advantage: they have A/C. Went there at 5 PM. Got Itcha (fetched from 11B) from Bandung. Big firm tits, but quite passive. No tip. (Picture of waiting space attached.)
  
• 11X on Danau Poso. Fairly clean, but fan tends to blow open the window curtain. Got Sensi, 26 yo (fetched from 18) from Banyuwangi. No tits at all. No tip.
  
• 889X on Blanjong (continuation of Tirta Nadi). A bit run down. Got Dede, 28 yo (fetched from 11B) from Bandung. Sweet face. Good BBBJ. Tip 30 k.

They all accept 200 000 rp without a question, and my procedure is quite simple:

In my left pocket I have exactly 200 k. In the other pocket I have a few notes: 10 k, 20 k and 50 k if I should feel like tipping.

I never ask 'How much? ', I just hand over the money from left pocket, without looking at them, without counting them. Works every time. If the papasan should protest (which happened to me more than a year ago) I just walk away.

This you can do if you walk in by yourself. If you have a taxi driving you there and you have to pay more, be sure that the taxi driver will come back for his kick-back regardless of how much he is your friend.

[Member #4414]

Gentlemen.

Just returned from a holiday in Bali and as always I stayed in Sanur.

In terms of recreation, I again relied heavily on my friends at 11X located on Jalan Danau Poso.

They also appear to be housed in 88X (see Barri's map).

Many thanks for your report and recent information. On my first visit to Bali last year, I visited one of the Sanur Houses (18x if memory serves) and had a great time time with a slim 23 year old for IDR250, 000 and am considering dipping my toe into some of the other Sanur houses out of curiosity once back in Indonesia in a few months. I see in your report that you mention 11x located near Jalan Danau Poso. On the Bali X Map I can only see an 11B listed. Is that the same one, perhaps? Also, I can't see the 88x housing you mention, listed.

[OneCrazyJoe]

Just on my first leg home after four days in Bali and wanted to give the bare bones take on my mongering successes and failures.

Arrival: got a cab just out of the airport and bargained hard to find I still paid about 5 times too much (lesson—get a cab from the window and ignore the teams of blue shirted drivers telling you they are the best choice). Had booked a hotel in Sanur based on info from the forum and off we went for Rs / 250, 000 (about $25).

The hotel I had booked on line was cheap and looked OK, but when I got there I found it was in a very remote location, on a back lane with little sign of life anywhere. This I learned it pretty much Sanur. The cabbie assured me I was making a mistake by staying there, and claimed there was more action in Katu (I was pretty clear on what I meant by action). So I dumped my $35 booking and went to Katu.

Katu is the main drag for the young Aussie crowd and had a lot more immediate promise than Sanur. The first hotel the cabbie took me too informed me that they would not accept guests, so I left and had him take me to another place. The second spot called the Yulia Beach Inn ($60 per night) had no problem with guests. I ended up giving the cabbie some extra money on top of the already high fare, but was at last in a hotel and settled in.

Girls in Katu.

The bars typically do not have girls lounging about waiting to meet mongering foreigners. Many bars to have hostesses, some of which dance in scanty outfits and who will give you a number or who you can pay to take home, but not really an easy find. Although some were pretty hot, I did not take this route.

There were some street walkers who looked pretty stoned near ground zero, but they wanted upwards of Rs / 1, 000, 000, which I was informed by some older Australian drinkers was way too much, and that I should expect to pay about Rs / 300, 000 (about US$30). Too much for a stung out street hooker in my opinion.

Right around ground zero, after talking to the street hookers, some young enterprising fellow on a motorbike asked if I wanted a young lady. We started the negotiations and he agreed to the Rs / 300, 00 price I offered and took me around the corner to a massage shop. The madam and her girls were friendly and funny and we chatted as she called a girl to come over. Apparently her girls were not that kind of girl.

The girl arrived on a motorbike and was my kind of hot—young, slender, pretty face and spoke English. She was from somewhere else, been in Bali a few months, etc and so forth but I didn't chat her up too much as I was focused on just one thing. My negotiator took me on his bike and she on her driver's bike and we went to the hotel. She went in my room, I paid the guys the Rs / 300, 000 with an extra Rs / 5000 tip. She was good a bit naive and such, but worth the time. She gave her phone number after our work was done, which I tried two nights later. She did not answer so I sent her a text to which she replied 'I cannot come, I am having problems with my pussy'. Fair enough, stay home or simply away.

I tried some massage parlors with poor results. The first I found through a woman on the street who promised me all the glory of Rome for a pittance (always a warning sign) and took me to a place not so far from where she perched. I selected a very cute Balinese girl (or so she claimed) and we went back to the room. She was plenty of fun, but insisted that for the Rs / 300, 000 price I paid up front I could only get a HJ. After several minutes of negotiations and getting her to show me her goodies she agreed to a BJ for all my remaining cash (I had hidden most of my money except for about Rs / 180, 000 which she found by insisting I let her go through my pockets to prove I did not have any more money). I agreed and she did an OK BJ with a condom.

Massage parlor two was on one of the back alleys and I went into it just because one of the girls was so damn cute. Had two of them massage me for an hour while I felt out the possibilities. Cost me Rs / 90, 000 (US$9) for the hour to find out they were not willing to go the extra mile, at least not that time.

Massage parlor three I found when a cutish girl on the main drag, again near ground zero, asked if I wanted a massage (they are everywhere asking this question) and I bluntly said no, but I want sex. She said Rs / 80, 000 and asked me to follow her. She led me down an alley to a back set of rooms where her companion was slouching around on a couch. They both started rubbing me and I asked if they understood what I wanted. 'Yes, of course, take off your clothes and give us the money' they said.

I gambled and of course once they had me in the compromised position they assured me they only thought I wanted a massage, but for an extra Rs / 500, 000 sex with both of them would take me to the heavens. So after fierce negotiations and me threatening to leave (even though they had my initial fee) , they agreed to sex for an additional Rs / 200, 000. I paid and of course they had to again delay. But they were now both giving me a HJ trying to convince me to give more money, so I came just out of spite and went my way. Not bad, and got a double girl massage and HJ for Rs / 300, 000, but was a bit of a hassle.

Sanur: well I had to see what it was all about so got a taxi to take me. He drove over on the meter (about Rs. 140, 000 there and back) and took me to a couple of the aquariums (the shacks with glass windows, with typically about 10 or so girls looking very bored and about 20 local guys lingering about). There were some cute girls, but not really appealing so I didn't indulge. I suppose with more time I could have found more ways of enjoying myself, but that was enough.

So after four days Bali probably has a lot more to offer than what I found, but here is the summary:

• Girls in bars—there are some who will go with you, usually expensive (as per their stated price) and not predictable.

• Discos and clubs—for the big ones, girls have to pay to get in, and are more expensive (about Rs / 1, 500, 000 or $150) ; the ones on the main drag had some lovely girls, mostly foriegn, but it was loud and I ended up sitting in a corner by myself until I just had to leave

• Massage parlors—you can get what you want, but not straight forward and could be more hassle than it is worth-I only got HJs from 2/3 successes.

• Sanur aquariums—very straight forward, and lots of info on them in this forum, but a bit sleazy and hard to get around as they are spread about in a very residential type setting and hard to find.

• Street girls in Katu—they are there, they come out about 11 PM and can be had, but be careful.

• Young Aussie (or other foreign) girls—very hot, but usually with their boyfriends and not really into gentlemen of my character and charms.

• Pimps on bikes—certainly my best experience. Negotiate and tell them what you want. I was not disappointed

I'm very sorry that you did not have a good experience in Bali, It sounds the same as my first trip tp Bali many years ago. If you ever return stay in 3 to 5 star accomadation or a Villa, $25 a day won't get you much especially for a well travelled gent like yourself. Also I would get a driver for the time that you are there, one that knows his way around, and dose not ask for kick backs from papsan's, he just drives you there and waits outside till you finish then takes you to the next destination of your choice, at least till you know your way around the good haunt's. PM me for contact details of a driver. This will take all the pressure off, and give you more time to concentrate on the matters at hand. I figure, if you are going to do it, do it right. BTW it's 'Kuta' not katu.

Happy mongering.

OneCrazyJoe

[Lance-a-Lot]

Just on my first leg home after four days in Bali and wanted to give the bare bones take on my mongering successes and failures.

Arrival: got a cab just out of the airport and bargained hard to find I still paid about 5 times too much (lesson—get a cab from the window and ignore the teams of blue shirted drivers telling you they are the best choice). Had booked a hotel in Sanur based on info from the forum and off we went for Rs / 250, 000 (about $25).

The hotel I had booked on line was cheap and looked OK, but when I got there I found it was in a very remote location, on a back lane with little sign of life anywhere. This I learned it pretty much Sanur. The cabbie assured me I was making a mistake by staying there, and claimed there was more action in Katu (I was pretty clear on what I meant by action). So I dumped my $35 booking and went to Katu.

Katu is the main drag for the young Aussie crowd and had a lot more immediate promise than Sanur. The first hotel the cabbie took me too informed me that they would not accept guests, so I left and had him take me to another place. The second spot called the Yulia Beach Inn ($60 per night) had no problem with guests. I ended up giving the cabbie some extra money on top of the already high fare, but was at last in a hotel and settled in.

Girls in Katu.

The bars typically do not have girls lounging about waiting to meet mongering foreigners. Many bars to have hostesses, some of which dance in scanty outfits and who will give you a number or who you can pay to take home, but not really an easy find. Although some were pretty hot, I did not take this route.

There were some street walkers who looked pretty stoned near ground zero, but they wanted upwards of Rs / 1, 000, 000, which I was informed by some older Australian drinkers was way too much, and that I should expect to pay about Rs / 300, 000 (about US$30). Too much for a stung out street hooker in my opinion.

Right around ground zero, after talking to the street hookers, some young enterprising fellow on a motorbike asked if I wanted a young lady. We started the negotiations and he agreed to the Rs / 300, 00 price I offered and took me around the corner to a massage shop. The madam and her girls were friendly and funny and we chatted as she called a girl to come over. Apparently her girls were not that kind of girl.

The girl arrived on a motorbike and was my kind of hot—young, slender, pretty face and spoke English. She was from somewhere else, been in Bali a few months, etc and so forth but I didn't chat her up too much as I was focused on just one thing. My negotiator took me on his bike and she on her driver's bike and we went to the hotel. She went in my room, I paid the guys the Rs / 300, 000 with an extra Rs / 5000 tip. She was good a bit naive and such, but worth the time. She gave her phone number after our work was done, which I tried two nights later. She did not answer so I sent her a text to which she replied 'I cannot come, I am having problems with my pussy'. Fair enough, stay home or simply away.

I tried some massage parlors with poor results. The first I found through a woman on the street who promised me all the glory of Rome for a pittance (always a warning sign) and took me to a place not so far from where she perched. I selected a very cute Balinese girl (or so she claimed) and we went back to the room. She was plenty of fun, but insisted that for the Rs / 300, 000 price I paid up front I could only get a HJ. After several minutes of negotiations and getting her to show me her goodies she agreed to a BJ for all my remaining cash (I had hidden most of my money except for about Rs / 180, 000 which she found by insisting I let her go through my pockets to prove I did not have any more money). I agreed and she did an OK BJ with a condom.

Massage parlor two was on one of the back alleys and I went into it just because one of the girls was so damn cute. Had two of them massage me for an hour while I felt out the possibilities. Cost me Rs / 90, 000 (US$9) for the hour to find out they were not willing to go the extra mile, at least not that time.

Massage parlor three I found when a cutish girl on the main drag, again near ground zero, asked if I wanted a massage (they are everywhere asking this question) and I bluntly said no, but I want sex. She said Rs / 80, 000 and asked me to follow her. She led me down an alley to a back set of rooms where her companion was slouching around on a couch. They both started rubbing me and I asked if they understood what I wanted. 'Yes, of course, take off your clothes and give us the money' they said.

I gambled and of course once they had me in the compromised position they assured me they only thought I wanted a massage, but for an extra Rs / 500, 000 sex with both of them would take me to the heavens. So after fierce negotiations and me threatening to leave (even though they had my initial fee) , they agreed to sex for an additional Rs / 200, 000. I paid and of course they had to again delay. But they were now both giving me a HJ trying to convince me to give more money, so I came just out of spite and went my way. Not bad, and got a double girl massage and HJ for Rs / 300, 000, but was a bit of a hassle.

Sanur: well I had to see what it was all about so got a taxi to take me. He drove over on the meter (about Rs. 140, 000 there and back) and took me to a couple of the aquariums (the shacks with glass windows, with typically about 10 or so girls looking very bored and about 20 local guys lingering about). There were some cute girls, but not really appealing so I didn't indulge. I suppose with more time I could have found more ways of enjoying myself, but that was enough.

So after four days Bali probably has a lot more to offer than what I found, but here is the summary:

• Girls in bars—there are some who will go with you, usually expensive (as per their stated price) and not predictable.

• Discos and clubs—for the big ones, girls have to pay to get in, and are more expensive (about Rs / 1, 500, 000 or $150) ; the ones on the main drag had some lovely girls, mostly foriegn, but it was loud and I ended up sitting in a corner by myself until I just had to leave

• Massage parlors—you can get what you want, but not straight forward and could be more hassle than it is worth-I only got HJs from 2/3 successes.

• Sanur aquariums—very straight forward, and lots of info on them in this forum, but a bit sleazy and hard to get around as they are spread about in a very residential type setting and hard to find.

• Street girls in Katu—they are there, they come out about 11 PM and can be had, but be careful.

• Young Aussie (or other foreign) girls—very hot, but usually with their boyfriends and not really into gentlemen of my character and charms.

• Pimps on bikes—certainly my best experience. Negotiate and tell them what you want. I was not disappointed

[Shuga]

I tried two places in Sanur.

The one I mainly went to was 289x. I went there a lot, so I won't do individual reviews.

Places in Bali are hard to find. It is roughly here: 8°42'22. 93"S 115°15'14. 98"E.

You are right that places are hard to find, especially new ones. Your 289X first sounded like a new one, but the coordinates (Google Maps coordinates -8°42'22.93" 115°15'14.98") point directly at 889X in the Bali Monger Map, see attached pic. Is 289X an annex to 889X or is it just a typo?

[Mighty Spearsman]

Here are some suggestions from those lists for: "Indon word for pussy. I think breasts is tete."

Hope some members can suggest if any of these words are workable / usuable / enough to get a chaeaper price.

Boobs : toket / tete

Breast : dada

Breast / boobs / rack / jugs = Dada / toket / toked / tetek

Big breast susu gedek.

Big Breast = ToGe (Toked Gede) ; Toge itself means bean sprout, a vegetable.

Big Breast=ToGe (Toked Gede)

Big tits toge (toket gede) = toket (tits) , ge = gede (big)

Big / large besar.

Bit tits sekal.

Large breasts Payudara besar.

Nipple / tits / titties = pentil tetek.

/vagina = Memek / Meki / vagina

I found that one way to make a MP girl laugh is to suck enthusiastically on her tits and then say "Mmmmm, susu segar" which essentially means "fresh milk." Worked every time.

[Vlad Impaler]

I tried two places in Sanur.

The one I mainly went to was 289x. It is roughly here: 8°42'22. 93"S 115°15'14. 98"E.

The other place was 99x. It is roughly here: 8°42'20. 76"S 115°15'16. 51"E.

Senior Member Happypingpong's latitude and longitude converted into decimal values that can be pasted into Google Maps :

(perhaps someone knowledgable could check that the Happypingpong rough locations are correct)

Sanur XHouses. Latitude and Longitude.

289X = 8°42'22. 93"S 115°15'14. 98"E = decimal able to be posted into Google Maps .8. 706369 115. 254161.

99X = 8°42'20. 76"S 115°15'16. 51"E = decimal able to be posted into Google Maps .8. 705767 115. 254586

[Happypingpong]

Everyone seems to indicate that Ubud is a dry area. I only had two massages there where my wife wasn't around, and both times got HJ for 200k. One girl was early 20s, one was late 20s. They both asked me not to mention their names, as there could be repercussions for them if they were found out, so I won't repeat them here.

Don't ask straight out, be tactful; my approach is to talk to them, get to know them a little, then in conversation mention that "a lot of guys must ask for a special massage". That gives them a way to decline gracefully. Above all, be polite and friendly, you'll get better results that way.

Mostly I drove down to Sanur to visit the X houses though, because I could get full service there for 300k, as opposed to massage + HJ for 280k.

Note: the massages weren't erotic; they were just straight massages with HJ at the end.

[Happypingpong]

I tried two places in Sanur.

The one I mainly went to was 289x. I went there a lot, so I won't do individual reviews.

Places in Bali are hard to find. It is roughly here: 8°42'22. 93"S 115°15'14. 98"E.

The road is a narrow one (single lane only) but paved, and it is on the left-hand side as you drive South.

The rate was 300, 000 Rupiah / session. The rate was technically for an hour, but I never used the full hour. It ended when I came, there was no post-session massage or anything. The system is strange. There are no girls on hand, the pimp goes off on a motorbike and picks them from somewhere. Occasionally I made requests like "young" or "Balinese" (the girls are mostly Javanese) and they complied, but mostly I just let them pick. I had no complaint with any of the girls despite hiring them site unseen.

I had a broken condom with one girl; so I had to tip her 200k (I offered 100k and she asked for 2). I realise now she didn't put it on properly, so check they do it right. Some girls asked for a tip, so I would give a few extra depending on what I had on me.

You can expect BBBJ but no CIM, then just standard positions. Some will allow COT. I 69ed one, but she wasn't really into it so I stopped bothering after that. The rooms are basic, and there is a bathroom / toilet for washing. They provide clean towels and change the sheets after each sesion.

The other place was 99x. It is roughly here: 8°42'20. 76"S 115°15'16. 51"E. It is on the South side of the road.

They asked 400k, I talked them down to 350k, then the girl they gave me was exactly the same girl I had had at 289x the day before! There was no real difference between 99x and 289x, except 99x was more expensive, so I stuck to 289x from then on.