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06-16-17 03:40 #5342
Posts: 765Raids
Originally Posted by AffMat [View Original Post]
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06-14-17 11:25 #5341
Posts: 317Chalk and Cheese
I spent 28 days in Bali. My first visit in almost 20 years. Since it was a working holiday, I confined myself to Denpasar. Or more accurately, Seminyak.
I'd love to regale you with tales of lusty nights, but I'm not up to creating fiction today, so you'll be fed the truth, cold soup as it is.
Let me say right now, I have plebian tastes. I was raised on a farm in Wisconsin and was almost 18 before I discovered by chance (thanks Annie P) that one could copulate with females, and not just female farm animals. It was a wonderful awakening since I was days away from entering Holy Cross Seminary and a life of abiding tragedy.
Enough of that. Back to Bali. I liked the place. Except for its San Francisco-like retail and restaurant prices and filthy beaches. Actually, I highly recommend two Seminyak restaurants: The Corner House and The Organic Cafe (it's actually in Petitinget). Food generally there is delicious, lots of vegetarian choices and a fair good bit of Indian and Italian, though as noted, not cheap.
To pussy. I'd forgotten how sweet the Balinese are. Truly they are, especially the women, but then, I can only speak of surface interactions. I did make a trip to a massage parlor out in Sanur. A total waste of a trip. I'd better entertained my hand at home than taken the perilous 30-minute motorcycle trip to partake of that beyond the pale mindge.
Ah, but there's redemption. Being of a certain age, I still scan Craigslist. This trip was no exception. Out of 3 responses I made, only one replied, but it might take the Czech Chowder for these first 5 months. The details: A 40-ish North Sea oil rig worker offered a good time with his 22 year-old East Java GF. He was mostly a voyeur and Felliniesque director and enjoyed seeing the beautiful young lass roundly rogered (wishing she could have been rogered by the Wicked Roger).
She was about 5'4", slim, long legs, and hair blacker than the south side of Chicago at midnight. With piercing eyes and bullet-pointed nipples on a solid chest, she was the best sweat I worked up on the whole trip. While her English was limited, my Japanese-trained fingers elicited all the communication we needed. Grunting and panting is as universal as Esperanto, and this little princess exhibited fluency unseen in months by me.
We went a worthy two rounds and I made my required double deposits (they insisted on bareback and the through the wall deposit). I left a happy man.
The funny thing: the friendly and kind mick said he'd send me pics the following week. Three weeks have passed, and I'm still waiting. Oh well.
Poly.
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06-11-17 21:52 #5340
Posts: 4Raids
Just got back from and while I wasn't looking as I was meeting a young Indonesian GF I did hear that there are raids happen ATM including places like Riverview. I didn't have much luck with a RnT in Kuta and the girl spoke too was a bit worried about it. Likely something to do with Ramadan and new president.
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06-08-17 11:09 #5339
Posts: 489Originally Posted by RobertLong [View Original Post]
Hopefully some of you get the irony in that. It's why I like to treat Indonesian WG's with respect.
Unfortunately those tattooed BBW's from the South as they like to so euphemistically call themselves are beyond salvation. And OS has a no cellulite rule.
Hope that helps.
OS.
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06-08-17 07:22 #5338
Posts: 1074Originally Posted by OffshoreSwell [View Original Post]
Sanur sounds great though. Any suggestions on a good time to go and good time not to go? I start a new job next week, and my team is in startup mode. I might not get free for another year (though the last 20 months have seen four mongering destinations in four countries and it was a good run). Trying to learn Bahasa Indonesia in the meantime, as it is supposed to be very easy to learn (it least it seems that way). Do you guys suggest a stopover in Jakarta first to taste the fruits there, or fly straight to DPS?
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06-07-17 18:56 #5337
Posts: 641Well Put Swell
Originally Posted by OffshoreSwell [View Original Post]
RL.
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06-07-17 12:26 #5336
Posts: 489Originally Posted by Eszpresszo [View Original Post]
Hope that helps.
OS.
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06-06-17 18:38 #5335
Posts: 641Sa'nore
Originally Posted by Kodja [View Original Post]
Take your pick.
RL.
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06-06-17 15:20 #5334
Posts: 1074Best Time to Visit
Originally Posted by Kodja [View Original Post]
So is there a most pleasant time to visit Bali? When is the weather most advantageous? Any period to avoid? I will be starting a new job next week and I think my mongering will be off for a full year. But, my plan is to hit Indonesia in July (when the weather is supposedly the coolest) and they are done with their Ramadan nonsense.
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06-04-17 12:55 #5333
Posts: 76Hotels in the Kuta Beach area
G'day everyone.
I am on my way to Bali over the northern summer, for the first time since 1983. I am sure it has changed just a dot since then!
Actually I have the read the forum but I haven't seen a lot of information about reasonably priced hotels in the down town Kuta beach area.
Sorry to trouble any of you long time users, but I would appreciate if some of you old Bali hands could point me in the right direction of a nice girl friendly centrally located hotel with good buffet breakfast.
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06-04-17 11:05 #5332
Posts: 183Seminyak. Clubbing
Originally Posted by TimTimGuy [View Original Post]
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06-04-17 07:17 #5331
Posts: 765Night Life in Sanur
Originally Posted by Kodja [View Original Post]
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06-04-17 05:41 #5330
Posts: 508Just my view.
Originally Posted by CheechChong [View Original Post]
I think you'd do well to get a room in Kuta the first night and move elsewhere (or not) the next day. Good luck! TTG.
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06-02-17 14:26 #5329
Posts: 183Originally Posted by OffshoreSwell [View Original Post]
They claim everything closes at 8:00 PM.
I know a bar or two that's open to about midnight.
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05-31-17 15:30 #5328
Posts: 489Originally Posted by CheechChong [View Original Post]
Hope that helps.
OS.