Bali

[VonderJohn]

Hello all,

So I'm heading to Bali at the end of this month, but with the many options available I'm a bit lost and looking for advice, mainly with regards to the combination of proper accommodation + proper variety of ladies available.

Bali has many cities. Kuta, Sanur, Depensar and others. Which city should I choose my hotel in? I want a hotel to be:

1) Near the beach.

2) Girlfriend-friendly. (I don't want to be stopped at the reception if I bring along a lady with me).

3) Clean place with decent service and not overcrowded.

4) Budget is not an issue.

As for the city of choice, I do not want it to be a tourist trap or be over-ridden with dirty drunk abusers in the streets or the beaches, whether local or foreign (and from my follow up in this forum, I concluded Kuta should be ruled out).

It should also be a city with restaurants and bars that have decent service and good food and mood. Even if they're more expensive, it's fine with me.

Finally, a city were mongering and dating between westerners and locals is common and one night stands are the norm and a variety of ladies is actively available and ready for some action. Whether in pubs or dating apps.

Thank you in advance for some guidance.

[Goferring]

Hi all,

Coming to Bali in a few weeks. Wanted to ask the seniors here if any action is available near Amed. Both the map as well as old reports seem to report little or no action. But thought ID still check.

Any other pointers wold be welcome.

There is no P2 P scene in Amed.

The options are try your luck for a yoga loving French tourist at one of the few bars that are open later in the night or BYO from Kuta. Amed is very popular as a weekend destination for cheap snorkelling so you should find it easy to find someone who will go with you as long as she is not from that area and concerned by being spotted by friends and familywith a white guy.

[TomHardy223]

Hi all,

Coming to Bali in a few weeks. Wanted to ask the seniors here if any action is available near Amed. Both the map as well as old reports seem to report little or no action. But thought ID still check.

Any other pointers wold be welcome.

[Wimble]

Ah. Girls on bikes. With girls I met earlier. I don't like because no helmet and usually at night. Even though no traffic. But we are usually going pretty slow as my hands wander.

There are some Western guys who zip around Kuta with bright CREE lights on their helmet at eye level to blind pedestrians to the point one cannot see the pavement. Some local guy is going to figure out how to stop that with a nice thin steel wire.

Ah, the girls on bikes, both in Sanur and Kuta.

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[WazWallaby]

Good to know. Usually find a girl, if they are in the game, know the best places to go. Some play coy to avoid your non poker face reaction. Years ago, I had one take me on her bike to a place that was cheap and clean. Wish I could find the place again.

Ah, the girls on bikes, both in Sanur and Kuta. I was even approached one lunchtime in central Denpasar by a woman wearing the full Muslim mufti outfit. She pulled up in front of me as I was waiting to cross the road and just asked "Massage?" I was completely surprised, shook my head because I was crossing to caff where friends were waiting. She just shrugged and drove off. Another time parked at Kuta beach early morning, lady - 30 something. Pulled up next to me and offered to blow me. That one was too good to refuse hehe. 30 minutes later I was driving off and saw her bike parked next to a little Honda civic. Indo guy was in the drivers seat looking steadfastly straight ahead, saw her veiled head bobbing up on down in his lap! Had to laugh. Keen little worker that one.

Many happy memories, and you are right, they will always know a regular, reasonable in all respects bungalow where they will take you.

[Blanquiceleste]

I did get that far and maybe haven't explained what I was looking for accurately. Or I'm using the map wrong.

I know there's lots of fishbowls and spas out there but I don't want to go out for various reasons.

What I'm looking for is a decent outcall service with listings online that won't completely bait and switch on me when she arrives.

In other cities I've found these easily and was hoping there'd be some here too.

Good luck!

[Wimble]

Good to know. Usually find a girl, if they are in the game, know the best places to go. Some play coy to avoid your non poker face reaction. Years ago, I had one take me on her bike to a place that was cheap and clean. Wish I could find the place again.

Yes in Bali a bungalow is a short time establishment for a short time fuck. They are numerous. Around Sanur they literally are small free-standing buildings; a porch opens onto a room with a bed, a second smaller room is a 'Mandi', a rudimentary bathroom.

[Aruebac]

Evidently you have not read enough. Just a few posts back there was a prolonged discussion about a Bali Monger Map. Did you get that far in your reading?

I did get that far and maybe haven't explained what I was looking for accurately. Or I'm using the map wrong.

I know there's lots of fishbowls and spas out there but I don't want to go out for various reasons.

What I'm looking for is a decent outcall service with listings online that won't completely bait and switch on me when she arrives.

In other cities I've found these easily and was hoping there'd be some here too.

[Blanquiceleste]

I've read through quite a few pages here but can't find what I'm looking for.

Evidently you have not read enough. Just a few posts back there was a prolonged discussion about a Bali Monger Map. Did you get that far in your reading?

[WazWallaby]

I've been visiting Bali for close to 40 years was never aware of that code word. You said you spoke Indonesian so is the code word in English or Indonesian? I'll be trying it next trip!

Indonesian pronunciation for it, as far as I can gather, is "boongahlow" so a bit different from how we would pronounce it in Aussie English.

Any working girl would know it. Works for sure. I. E. If I ever suspect that any girl I am chatting to on the street, in the supermarket or wherever is a chance for a quick fuck, I will slip it into the convo and check her reaction. Like I said in my story, when I picked up that gal in Sanur, when I mentioned it, she laughed. I knew a fuck was on. However, I am conversationally fluent in Indonesian. Lived and worked there for 12 years. That goes a hell of a long way and opens legs that might otherwise stay shut. Haha.

[Eszpresszo]

I've read through quite a few pages here but can't find what I'm looking for. Hope one of you experienced guys can help!

I'm in Bali for a short work trip and don't want to go out looking or chatting up girls on 'dating' apps.

Are there escort sites or providers that are reputable? I totally expect to pay a bit of a premium if they're pros, will just show up at the hotel and I know what I'm getting. Perfectly fine with that.

Bit surprised how hard it's been finding them compared to other cities.

Your question is an all too familiar one. New members are always showing up on various forums, often saying they are on a business trip, don't have time, and want a reliable, good escort service. Yet, they rarely get many suggestions. I think that is because escort services tend to be expensive and often ripoffs, and rarely known for good service. At least that is how most mongers report their experiences. Can anyone here ever recall a credible FR where someone used an escort service and had an above average experience?

So I'm going to tell you this: real mongers use their feet, not the phone. Okay I agree that dating apps work for some people and yes they have them on their phone. But, you won't hear many accounts of mongers dialling up an escort agency and getting what they expected and what they paid for. In other words, you want good results you have to make an effort. Its just like anything else. You're not ordering a pizza here.

You mention that escort services seem harder to find compared to other cities. Bali isn't a city. Its an island. Its an island that belongs to a poor developing nation which draws a lot of tourist, not a lot of businessmen. What kind of work are going on anyways? Locals don't have the income for the kind of services you are looking for. The local men go to the cheap X-houses in Sanur to get serviced and the smart tourists like myself go there too. The other tourists go hang out outside around the island and inside various nightlife venues oriented toward foreigners. I don't know how well they hook up in those places, but evidently they do to some extent. But, my point is that Bali is not an island where anybody sits around in their room and dials up sexual services with the ease of ordering a pizza.

[Aruebac]

I've read through quite a few pages here but can't find what I'm looking for. Hope one of you experienced guys can help!

I'm in Bali for a short work trip and don't want to go out looking or chatting up girls on 'dating' apps.

Are there escort sites or providers that are reputable? I totally expect to pay a bit of a premium if they're pros, will just show up at the hotel and I know what I'm getting. Perfectly fine with that.

Bit surprised how hard it's been finding them compared to other cities.

[WazWallaby]

Hey man,

First of all congrats on that lucky find! Who would've known that a stranded girl on the street would end up as such a good catch.

Second of all, this 'Bungalow' code word is new to me with regards to Bali. You say its a 'fuck pad' . What do you mean? Pad litered in some hidden place where you can just fuck on? Or is it a name of a small motel / building / room where its common to bring in short time fucks? Where can we find it? Would appreciate it if you clarify. Thanks.

Yes in Bali a bungalow is a short time establishment for a short time fuck. They are numerous. Around Sanur they literally are small free-standing buildings; a porch opens onto a room with a bed, a second smaller room is a 'Mandi', a rudimentary bathroom.

The one I took this lady to was called Nyiur. Which means the flesh of the young coconut. Nyiur is a compound, a narrow driveway between two shops on the by-pass opens up into a walled compound with 4 or 5 bungalows grouped around a small garden. You can drive in and walk into an empty bungalow, some guy will come and ask what you want. You literally order girls, 'I want a tall girl, young with big tits. ' or 'small and chubby' or whatever. You bargain a price which includes girl, use of bungalow, towels, condoms, soap. They head out on a bike and bring back the girl, you bang her for 2 hours. In the case of my story, I had already picked up the girl, so only paid for bungalow, towel etc. Sent a guy out to get beer and ciggies while we were fucking.

[Kodja]

"Bungalow is the code word for the numerous short-time fuck pads littered all over Bali."

I've been visiting Bali for close to 40 years was never aware of that code word. You said you spoke Indonesian so is the code word in English or Indonesian? I'll be trying it next trip!

[VonderJohn]

I was driving out of Sanur shops around sunset and I saw a nice piece kind of struggling with an umbrella in the rain. Pulled up and said, "Can I give you a lift?" She had a real cute Chinese-ey sort of face, but a bit big-boned and not too busty. She got in quick, and I asked "Where are you going?" She smiled and said "Where are you going?" I said "Bungalow" and she laughed. Bungalow is the code word for the numerous short-time fuck pads littered all over Bali. She was a working girl and we were on!.

Hey man,

First of all congrats on that lucky find! Who would've known that a stranded girl on the street would end up as such a good catch.

Second of all, this 'Bungalow' code word is new to me with regards to Bali. You say its a 'fuck pad' . What do you mean? Pad litered in some hidden place where you can just fuck on? Or is it a name of a small motel / building / room where its common to bring in short time fucks? Where can we find it? Would appreciate it if you clarify. Thanks.