Jakarta

[Turgid]

Everyone I know learnt from the girls. Grab your favourite and take her somewhere for a week (end) but tell her not to use English for the whole trip. You will be surprised how quickly you will learn. ...........

Excellent idea, I must give it a try in my international destinations. Cheaper than going to language classes and with a reward not available in these classes.

[CodeName47]

I bought Pimsleur's language lessons. Not cheap, but works much better than the "memorize this" approach taken by all the usual websites.

I am going to take up this lesson. Thanks for the suggesion.

[WombatEd2]

I really feel I could learn bahasa faster. The amount of cute girls I am losing because I can't continue the conversation in whatsapp after a drink is pi $$ing me off.

I bought Pimsleur's language lessons. Not cheap, but works much better than the "memorize this" approach taken by all the usual websites.

[Gern]

OS thinks that Blitz massage is probably not for him.

Love this, OS! I visit mostly lower end massage places like this all over Jabodetabek. The thrill sometimes lies in the mystery, but I give you significant props for walking away to save your reward for a more worthy recipient. At the sort of prices that are available, it is almost like walking out of a movie that is not what you expected and buying a ticket for another one rather than saying to yourself, "I hated that move, why did I stay?

Blitz is not on my list. But I'll keep reading your reviews to find new exciting places in your part of the city!

Gern.

[CodeName47]

Everyone I know learnt from the girls. Grab your favourite and take her somewhere for a week (end) but tell her not to use English for the whole trip. You will be surprised how quickly you will learn. It's an introduced language so very simple to pick up the basics. Certainly enough to grab a taxi, order a meal and have a simple conversation.

Enjoy. G.

Great suggestion. Will do.

[Goferring]

I really feel I could learn bahasa faster. The amount of cute girls I am losing because I can't continue the conversation in whatsapp after a drink is pi $$ing me off.

I love the girl's willingness to meet foreigners.

Everyone I know learnt from the girls. Grab your favourite and take her somewhere for a week (end) but tell her not to use English for the whole trip. You will be surprised how quickly you will learn. It's an introduced language so very simple to pick up the basics. Certainly enough to grab a taxi, order a meal and have a simple conversation.

Enjoy. G.

[CodeName47]

I doubt it is. The exact same question has been posted in the Philippine board under another psuedonyn.

When's the last time you saw an Indonesian guy unfamiliar with red light areas or without 1000 local buddies he could ask.

Apologies to the OP if I'm wrong but I doubt I am.

I really feel I could learn bahasa faster. The amount of cute girls I am losing because I can't continue the conversation in whatsapp after a drink is pi $$ing me off.

I love the girl's willingness to meet foreigners.

One doesn't need to have very high IQ levels to play in Indonesia (I get better results in tier 2 cities. Malang, Bandung, etc.).

If coronavirus isn't active now, I would be busy in booking flights and hotels.

[Koperen Klaas]

Smoothy and Seatraveler, I'm baffled! Very few girls that make you have a happy ending in their mouth?

In all those years, when I felt like giving CIM, I always have succeeded. Maybe because the magic words I used were "mandi kucing" or "beso negro".

When they are willing to perform that, you can bet that CIM is included. I agree with Ggekko though, that swallowing is rare.

It is also a matter of acquiring a taste. A number of my Jakarta friends now happily allow me to come in their mouths and have started to like swallowing too. They do go to the bathroom after that to brush their teeth.

[Offshore Swell]

OS had a day to himself as lady OS had gone touring with her club. For those who don't understand the role of clubs in Indonesia, you can make a club from anything. The Honda Monkey club, The Suzuki Swift club, The Ride on Lawnmower club etc etc. The list goes on. Most important thing is it becomes a network by which you engage with others in a very densely populated place. Even OS belongs to a motorcycle club and it's fun.

But OS is drifting, Given that OS had nobody to answer to for two days he obviously deserved a massage and went on down to Blitz Massage which sits in a ruko complex in Kelapa Gading with a number of other massage joints plus travel agents, churches and Indomaret's. It's how you mix your sin and salvation, Blow your load, clean yourself up and straight next door to salvage yourself. One time, OS was even humping away with a young lady while the churchgoers were singing away on the other side of the plaster wall, fortunately the lady was not a screamer.

OS walks in through the creaking door into a dark room and theres a couple of these alley cats that are always a sign of a downmarket massage joint. OS hadn't set out for downmarket but that what was inside. Out comes the ipad with some glazed old boiler as the lady of recommendation for OS's pleasure, OS was having none of that and demanded a lady who had not yet owned a baby. Some swipes and three ladies appear, two of which OS suspected were fatties so he picks the first who at least doesn't have a fat face and the paket which includes a BJ with CIM.

Alley cat number two leads OS up two flights of stairs to a room that smelt of piss where OS relaxes on a mattress on the floor and tries to coax some cold air out of the air conditioner. After a considerable wait, the lady comes in and damn if she isn't a fattie too.

OS showers with his lady, all the while marvelling at the contradiction of physics and gravity that are her breasts. Shortly afterwards, OS is face down on the mattress with his face buried in a pillow of dubious provenance, sweating under the non existent air conditioner and enjoying the smell of piss in the shower while said fattie massages the back half of his body.

After a while she asks OS to turn over and get on all fours while she rims him, and then on to the BJ. OS enjoyed it briefly but then when she wanted 200 K to take off her shorts, he decided that in a city like Jakarta there are ladies far more deserving of his seed than this one and calls time. A quick shower, a quick pee. (What the heck) and back down the stairs where some more shady characters have taken up station on the sofa, smoking away and wishing they had enough to go upstairs.

OS thinks that Blitz massage is probably not for him.

Hope that helps.

[VictorHugo99]

Hi TR2011,

Thanks for the successful FR.

I am also into friendship, romance before bed activities, great to hear that it is still possible.

If it is not too much trouble, do PM me your contact.

I will return the favor if you come to Europe.

Victor.

A big thanks to Sea Traveler, Zippos and other contributors who shared their experience with Badoo App. I got myself a premium account a couple of weeks prior to my visit to Jakarta and get a few matches. Most of girls will propose to switch to Whatsapp. Among those matches, this nice looking c, about Mid-20's and quite up to meet me for a meal. I didn't make clear directly my intention but soon or later she brought up the money matter, asking me if I could buy her a gift, pay for a taxi since she is coming from out of town, etc. For the time she will spend with me. We finally agreed that she will visit me to my hotel for 1,500,000 IDR and that fee will cover the taxi and the gift she can buy later by herself. I was quite astonished by the relative ease of setting up the whole thing. Although we were going for a pay-for-play arrangement we kept the whole thing romantic and exchanged photos and chatted almost daily prior to my arrival. On the day, she showed up on time, in casual but nice clothes. She knows how to arrange her hair and make up to look nice, good and fair skin, quite classy looking. Things went quite straightforward, after some hugs and kisses, we were both naked in the shower. She is more the quiet and shy type, she won't take the lead although she initiated blowing me without me asking it. She was quite skilled to that. She was quite accommodating with regular sex position, although I didn't push the boundaries too far. We had two sessions, hugged and rested in between and I let her go with her money that she will surely spend for shopping. I kept her number and will mostly repeat when I got a chance to be in Jakarta again.

Two photos she shared with me.

[Catire]

Or they could be worried that you went satisfied and will complain to their handlers.

Ouch. This is the dark side, girl unwilling to actually engage in sex work, sexual exploitation / human trafficking lens.

But one cannot dismiss it. It may also be correct. (depending on venue) - which is why I never deal with girls who have "handlers"of any kind.

[Goferring]

The most logical speculative answer to your Q is that girls at that age are supposed to be at power power of sexuality, attractiveness, tightest pussy, body, etc etc etc.

So if they cannot make a guy cum (and let's face it, for most guys the problem tends to run the other way around, they cum too quickly), then it completely shatters the (sexual) world around them as they understand it.

Or they could be worried that you went satisfied and will complain to their handlers.

[Goferring]

Hi.

Is this question for real?

Good luck.

I doubt it is. The exact same question has been posted in the Philippine board under another psuedonyn.

When's the last time you saw an Indonesian guy unfamiliar with red light areas or without 1000 local buddies he could ask.

Apologies to the OP if I'm wrong but I doubt I am.

[Datiao]

Not so much of a report but more of a funny story to tell.

Went to one of the seedy places near the train tracks on Jl R. E. Martadinata (I always mix up the names. Any of the locals can help me with name? Went over the tracks and through the hole in the wall. It was unfortunately raining cats and dogs before, so I had wet shoes after 2 minutes. Anyway. Went to one of the local places, picked a cutie and there we go. All good. The challenge I have in general is that I don't come.

KeenGerle.

Did they give bjs? That will help to arouse you and easier to finish.

[Catire]

Here is the thing: Most girls in their 20's have issues with me masturbating to finish off after it. It is not about time. It is like they hate it to the core. Likely. Seriously hating it. Interestingly, it was not a one-off, but it happened with about 5 girls yet. I never experienced this in Indonesia other than this area. Even more weirdly, when I pick a girl in their late 20's / early 30's, they were perfectly fine with it. Only those in their early 20's had issues.

Ever anyone experienced this? Sorry for not sharing earlier. It is not really a report but more like a weird story. To make it up a bit, adding a pic.

KeenGerle.

The most logical speculative answer to your Q is that girls at that age are supposed to be at power power of sexuality, attractiveness, tightest pussy, body, etc etc etc.

So if they cannot make a guy cum (and let's face it, for most guys the problem tends to run the other way around, they cum too quickly), then it completely shatters the (sexual) world around them as they understand it.

The structure and their position in it (at the top), the way they understand it.

So makes them defensive and question themselves? I? ME? I cannot make a guy cum? When a sock or a hand or a plastic doll does?? LOLOL.

I'm more interested in your other problem. Your dick stays hard non stop and you retain full sensation without being to cum?? That must be quite the feat.

You should send in your resume to the porn industry. (even with small dick, you can be a stunt cock, they will work the camera angles to get it to the size they want) LOL.

A lot of women (well, at least some?) would like the company of a cock like yours too.