Jakarta

[Blanquiceleste]

The use Listerine to do weird shit like after the shower girl pour Listerine on tissue and wipe your nipples, belly, balls, dick. One time saw girl wash her pussy with Listerine after sex, wft!

Great report. Thanks a lot.

Before Listerine became a world famous brand for mouth wash, its original use was for the treatment of gonorrhea.

https://www.jwatch.org/na43217/2017/...rine-gonorrhea

[Banana Boi]

DimKO, thanks so much for the review. Thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Thanks also for your information on the Almaty thread.

I thought the girls made 1/3 of the money, split evenly between bar, mamasan / pimp, and girl. I guess that varies from bar to bar. Is a tip necessary, absolutely not. However, unless the girl is horrible I always give a tip only because I feel bad they make so little. If they are good and allow photos I would max out my tip at 200 k.

Unlike Thailand, girls do not make money for ordering lady drinks. I think this is a positive. Girls will sit with you for a while before you room but unless you are a regular more than likely she isn't going to sit with you long after a session. I always assumed girls who sit with those Indo guys all night long are because the guys are paying the girls and mamasan.

I've never seen New Sari Ayu with only 20 girls. Place is usually packed with girls. Abnormal to see Starmoon with few girls as well. Looks like Starmoon service standards has gone down the shitter. My friends and I have had terrible sessions there of late. I find the girls at Grand LA and Royal to be more service oriented than the other bars in Kota Indah.

Re. Walking Classic, Travel, Starmoon are in the slums of Jakarta. If you want to walk go walk in the Neo Soho area, up in Ancol, or even around Grand Indonesia Mall.

One thing I am not sure you figured out in the bars like Classic / Travel is that if you use a mamasan to get girls for you she will ONLY bring you HER girls. She does not make money if you go with another mamasan's girl. Best to walk around and if you see a girl you like to ask her grab her mamasan.

Question for the experienced Classic guys. What is the best time to go to the 5th floor of Classic? Whenever I go up there it is seemingly dead.

[DimKO]

Hi,

I've been to Jakarta for the 1st time for 6 days, just before Ramadan started. Came from Pattaya as a visa run and to check out the Indonesian capital.

Stayed at Citi M Hotel, in Central Jakarta, 5 minutes walking distance from Mona's monument, 15 mins to Hotel Classic. Can recommend this hotel for a budget stay (paid 400 k / night, good breakfast, fast internet, located in the quiet street).

Went to brothels only, spent around 650 $ for girls (13 in total), drinks, food and taxi.

First night went to Classic 5th floor, many girls to choose from. Asked mamasan for young, slim girl with no baby (the best way as for me, someone here wrote that mamas are too pushy, which is true, and you better order beer and spend time to search girl yourself. But the problem is girls don't give a fuck about you while seat on couches: no eye contant, no smiles, just sit in their phones / you can't see figure also when they sit. So better call mamas.) Got 18 years old nice girl, looked really young, 365 k, went to good clean room and had regular sex with nothing extraordinary. In the end she asked for selfie with me, LOL, usually it's the other way around. I ask for photos. Tipped her 100 k (question: Is it expected to tip 100 k every time no matter the service in places like that or only if the service was good? Once I didn't tip at all because girl was bad, 2 times gave 50 k for also not very good service.).

After we returned to the main hall I suggested to sit together and drink few beers but girl refused. Like most of the others, seems they aim for short times only. But I saw locals drinks with them for long time. What's wrong?

Next day I went to Travel, had 3 girls there /370 k each + tips, also many young girls there but again only short time and run to search another customer. One girl said she gets only 100 k from what I pay to mama. Is that true? Wtf they are so willing to get back in line? Stay with me for 30 minutes, drink some beer and I will give you same 100 k tip.

Then next day I decided to go to Starmoon by foot. Only 3. 5-4 km, so no big deal I thought. After 500 m pedestrian walkway dissapeared and you basically walk on the side of road, then after few turns the big road finished and I was walking in narrow road in some kind of slums, got dark and I already regret about my choice, mobile internet also disappeared so I couldn't grab a taxi. Then I remember as someone here said this is the real Jakarta, away from the main streets. Fortunately I didn't get robbed and actualy people were friendly there. Waving hands, smiling, saying Hello,. Also local cats are gangster, they slowly walked in the middle of that narrow road not giving a fuck about motorbikes. In Indonesian Jakarta motorbikes are afraid to get run over by a cat.

I came to Starmoon around 7 pm it was Thursday, the place was almost emty. As I walked in mama told me the price was 370 k, I hoped for lower, but anyway checked fishbowl with girls, picked young one, ask about babies. The answer was no, so we went to pay at cashier. I gave them 400 k and recieved change 80 k, so the actual price is 320 and mama tried to fool me. Rooms here worse than in classic or travel but still ok "soi 6 style". Girl was lazy, didn't want to go on top, BJ was weak and short, and she was complaining all the time about my big size (which is not big) and how she "sick". I managed to cum eventually and at first didn't want to give her tip but as they gave me lower price than I was told first, girl recieved 50 k and was pretty happy about it.

After that I visited next door bar New Sariayu. It was empty too. I order a beer and looked around. About 20 girls were seating on the long tables facing each other. None of them showed any sign of interest in me, looked in phones or talked to each other. I asked mama to find me a young slim girl, after few minutes she brough one girl, which I didn't like and then next 18 yo tall busty girl with great ass, who was the most beautiful in this trip. Paid 380 k (again maybe overpriced tourist price). Room was nicer than in starmoon. Great performance in bed.

The next day I wanted to repeat her and came about 9-10 pm to the bar and it was Friday. Sooo the place was jam-packed with local customers, no free space to sit and literally every one except waitresses was smoking and it was like fog no ventilation at all. My eyes started crying and head aching. I couldn't find my dream girl and called taxi to Classic.

I liked 2nd floor Classic more. Seemed to have more girls, more tables. One accident happened there though. Same as always I asked for a girl with no babies, mama brought me one she had nice face, 22, was smiling, so we went to the room where I found out that she has a baby, her belly was soft and saggy tits. Fuck. It's hard to tell when you see them with tight clothes covering the belly, push-up bras and lying mamasan. I quickly got back to change the girl, the time on room was ticking, luckily mama found a good change, nice 19 yo with good ass. Liked the session with that girl so in the end I was not angry with all the situation.

" In general Jakarta's girls have better body than Thais, more curvy; almost no tattoos; whiter skin; more girls in one place; cheaper than soi 6.

First 2 days I was under good impression. Even wanted to spend 2-3 month here next winter. But then cooled down and now think it is better for short visits 5-6 days.

" Terrible road traffic, one time at 3 pm I spent 20 mins in taxi to simply pass one intersection, traffic lights were working fine but people don't care about rules there. Girls almost don't speak English, at least young ones. City is not suitable for walking, and I like to walk. I saw once in the main road they have zebra, crosswalk sign, traffic light and still it was not safe enough for pedestrians so they have to put policeman to regulate it. 70% BJ are covered in brothels. The use Listerine to do weird shit like after the shower girl pour Listerine on tissue and wipe your nipples, belly, balls, dick. One time saw girl wash her pussy with Listerine after sex, wft! The attitude, Thai girls are head above in this aspect.

[WazWallaby]

Guys,

The thoughts of a 60 something monger, housebound in Melbourne post-knee replacement, drift back to Jakarta.

The scene is the Cemara Hotel in Menteng, strolling home from a Menteng watering hole late in the evening. The carpark security would often offer up a ruby-lipped working girl who, for a nominal sum would cock gobble you as you stood between two cars, with the security guy on lookout or more likely, looking on. One time paid the girl to suck off the guard and he was forever grateful, sending girls my way over a memorable week's stay. Girls of every shape, size, type and age. They shared one certainty, Jakarta sluts down to their toe-nails, and often a tad foul-mouthed to boot. Oh, doesn't that type excite a hard-on from us all?

Just round the corner is The Treva Hotel, the Tits and Trivial, as we called it. At night you could dial up a girl from their posse of masseuses, and for a (cheap by Oz standards) fee the chubby darling would ride you cowgirl around the 13th floor rooftop pool. After you had unloaded, she would nonchalantly toss the condom off the roof, to land who knows where, and wash out her fanny by the pool edge. Can't say I ever went for a swim there.  With a bit of bargaining, 30 minutes later she would send up her spinner mate, and there followed a good doggie with lady gripping the glass edged fence railing and yours truly ploughing her bouncy brown buttocks as we both looked 13 floors down to the slums below. Over a couple of years the boys gave those masseuses a huge workout and poured loads of cum and cash into their hot slots.

Truly, Jkta is an amazing place, where, if you are working and get to know the local scene and lingo just a little, you will have fanny thrown in your face on a daily basis. Soon as the knee is right, I am hopping a Garuda from Tullamarine to Bali, and when I have finished with the hostie, aim to fuck myself through Java, from Bali to Banten and back again. See you there.

[BabaLoda]

I know the festive month of Ramadan is under way, so anyone reading the pun in the subject line please do note its unintentional. Or is it?

Anyway, this is a report of SAGI hotel & Spa (named after one of the sun-signs). Went there yesterday, at around 3 pm. I find it to be a sweet spot as there isn't a lot of traffic (on the road, as well as in the hotel). And the thirsts are still unquenched (ours as well as the girls). Its like being the first customer in a hotel room, things are clean, shiny and sparkling. But as the day progresses, room get messy, sheets get crumpled. You get the drift.

But We digress. So coming back on track, met this young cewek. Name is Caca. She is one of the 'super-agents' (another fancy name for their freelancers). Gosh, oh gosh. Slim, gorgeous, not big chested but firm and handful, amazingly firm butts (a rarity in Jakarta), beautiful smile and succulent lips. As I write, can still taste and feel them.

What I have realized, especially with the FLs is that the act needs to be a narrative. Or a theatre. If you will. So I typically would play a nice song on my phone, chit-chat a bit, and just slowly start caressing and fondling (hair) as we speak. Wait for the perfect moment. Before landing the kiss on the lips (no tongue so far). And then the river takes its own course! I will not bore you with the details, but I had an absolutely fantastic session with her.

She was wet, she was horny and she dug her nails in my back, ouch!

So brothers (and sisters, I don't judge) go have her. She is not a meal, but is a delicate dessert.

Cheers,

BL.

[BabaLoda]

Entertaining post like always. Was wondering were the girls topless?

Girls werent topless. They were bored. But not topless.

[BabaLoda]

Entertaining post like always. Was wondering were the girls topless?

No girls were topless. They were bored for sure. But not topless.

[KilledSoul]

Date of review: 26th April 2019.
From Uzbek. Nelly. Stunningly tall girl, small boobs, lovely erect nips and a super cute face. Oh did I mention. Really tall. I think she is around 178 cms if I am not wrong.

Cest la vie brothers. Cest la vie.

Entertaining post like always. Was wondering were the girls topless?

[SteelBaton]

Malio closed tonight on the first night of Ramadan (Sunday), but guard says they will be open as usual on Tuesday.

I'm back to Jakarta after many years of absence and tried to visit Delta spa today but was closed due to Ramadan. Same with Fortune hotel and spa. Is anything open and available during this period?

[Zippos]

Try blocking the contact on your phone! That should stop your viber hidden contact from calling you. You will still get the call if viber app is open and will show you missed call on chat history.

My most favorite is messenger now as you can have second or third profile set and switch between within a sec.

I use Viber now, it has a secret chat function that allows messages to automatically disappear. It can be password protected for certain contacts. That doesn't stop someone from calling you however. I do register that number to an overseas SIM card so that anyone who connects with me doesn't have my home number.

[Charm City Dave]

I'm back to Jakarta after many years of absence and tried to visit Delta spa today but was closed due to Ramadan. Same with Fortune hotel and spa. Is anything open and available during this period?

I was there last year. Big mistake. CJs and Bats were open but sparse. I only had luck with a few regulars I knew and a couple I met on Tinder, but even that was relatively dead as well. A friend (and Jakarta expert) has well intentionally opined that I'd clean up on Tinder as there would be few guys in Jakarta and girls would be desperate. Not my experience.

I was there even a week after Ramadan was over after Eid for a few days and it was still dead, though I'm not a brothel guy so I didn't visit them....

[Lifeingr]

I'm back to Jakarta after many years of absence and tried to visit Delta spa today but was closed due to Ramadan. Same with Fortune hotel and spa. Is anything open and available during this period?

[SteelBaton]

Whatsapp is the most popular these days, but the security options are sub-par. I use Viber now, it has a secret chat function that allows messages to automatically disappear. It can be password protected for certain contacts. That doesn't stop someone from calling you however. I do register that number to an overseas SIM card so that anyone who connects with me doesn't have my home number.

Awesome report! Jakarta always amazes!

On a side note, I block my contacts as well and just realized that on Whatsapp, you can go to privacy and all your blocked contacts are listed!! I am now concerned as the wifey has a tendency of checking the phone and I'm doomed if she figures this one out.

Will appreciate any tips.

Cheers.

[BabaLoda]

What's the price at Malio for imports like her these days?

My setback was around IDR 2.5 mio (approx). But there are different rates. Chinese are 2.2,m Viets are 2. Thai are also 2 I think. Locals are cheap (and horrible).

[ItIsMe83]

A cheap phone costs less than $100. Is it worth $100 or less to you to keep your activities private? How much would a divorce cost you? Buy a burner phone, use it, and if necessary throw it out. I know so many guys that have been caught by their wives cause they did not do this. Cost them a hell of a lot more than $100 per trip away.

Indeed. Also girls are real smart. I was with regular girls in Jakarta while having a GF from states. Once I went on a cruise in FL and the girl I was dating found out about me because one of her indo friends was working on that specific boat (What are the frigging odds.) and told her.

Another time I was walking in BKK on a first date and some girl comes up to me (didn't even remember her) and screamed my name and said: hey remember me from Angeles city. This was a gogo girl who even was with a guy walking around on Sukhumvit. I denied knowing her and told my date I had no clue who she was and got away with it in the end but jeez.

Another time I I was visiting a theme park and told a girl I hanged out with a few times in Jakarta and turned out she was checking the hashtag from that park and my then GF posted a pic of us and through that hashtag she found that pic. Hahaha. I have been really naive sometimes in the past making these mistakes. Also found one girl taking pics of my passport when I left it in the room. Obv. Kicked her out straight away and now lock most things in the safe.

You really need to be careful if you want to hide things these days with social media's etc. If they add your normal number in their phone your insta account and other social media's might also show up to them if you have them linked to the same number. Aka: get a separate phone with a separate number.