Jakarta

[Hilo77]

Now to important business. Dating apps and one particular pitfall therein, photos.

Allow me to digress, a few years ago I was looking to buy a second-hand car, I had planned on a reasonably priced sedan but saw a very nice BMW within my budget. The salesman said it was a great car but was going cheap due to a problem with its electronics, a problem that could probably be sorted out for no great expense. A friend I had brought along dissuaded me from buying it, "It's a screw" said he before moving on. Intrigued I asked him what a "screw" was (in that context obviously), he explained that his father had been a cattle dealer, and said that if you bought ten healthy looking beasts the probability was that one of them would turn out to be sick, a screw in other words, so knowing this one should never buy an animal that you can already see is a screw, the BMW was just one such screw.

So what's my point? Well I was engaging on and off with a lady from Tinder the other week, a divorcee early 30's, not usually my age range but I like hitting on the bored housewives from time to time. She was recovering from a painful divorce and hadn't seen anyone since the break-up and was originally very reserved about meeting me. Eventually however the dam broke and she agreed to meet me, the agreement was plain, sex in a hotel room just for the sheer hell of it, she got quite excited with the idea and I got keen on the idea of bringing a nice MILF suburban housewife over to the dark side.

Having committed myself I then decided to examine her photos a bit more closely. Most of them were unclear (warning sign) but from what I could see she was a well-stacked pleasantly cheerful woman in a nice home, although there was something odd about the features of her face. Who cares? Thought I, photos can never really capture the beauty of Indonesian women, even if she's only a 6. 5 she's a freebie and mad keen for it, I can pick her up on the way home, what's the worst that could happen?

Well the worst that could happen was a hefty, overweight (never mistake well-stacked for obese) frankly ugly woman in frumpy clothes stepping into my car with a lascivious leer on her face looking to play hide the sausage with her first bule stud. I smiled weakly as I pulled into the traffic but inside I was appalled at my stupidity, I had committed the basic schoolboy error of not arranging to meet in daylight prior to agreeing a hook up, and now I had this heffalump alongside me as I cruised through the rush-hour traffic of South Jakarta, who was expecting me to transport her into raptures of carnal delight. I couldn't do it, I simply couldn't.

Fortunately at that moment my phone received a couple of spam SMS messages from my telkom provider, the urgent ring tone gave me my out, "Oh no, it's my wife, she saw me pick you up outside the mall, oh God, what have I done? She's going to kill me, quick we need to get out of here!" I dropped her off at a taxi rank with enough cash to get her safely home, shouting my undying love and sincerest apologies as I sped off.

Gallant? No. A moment to be proud of? Certainly not. But a lesson well-learned, check the photos guys, if she looks like a screw, and not in the good sense, swipe to the right.

[Hilo77]

A few issues that have been raised and which have been more than adequately addressed in the forum in the past (very recent past in the case of the Busway) but which for the sake of convenience can be dealt with briskly before I want to discuss an important issue on the dating sites.

1) Last week in Ramadhan: Why on earth anyone would have any reason to visit Jakarta on that particular week I have no idea, it would be like going to the City of London or Wall Street on Christmas morning looking to cut some business deals. There is neither need nor reason to be in Jakarta that week, it is without question the worst possible time to visit Jakarta unless you have some mad desire to drive up and down traffic-free streets looking at closed up shops, offices and bars. Nuff said.

2) Muslim ladies: Go visit the photo gallery, scroll back as far as you like, there are over 3000 photos posted there of naked and scantily clad Indonesian women engaging in fornication and other haram activities. At a best guess 99.9% of those ladies are Muslims. I hope that sets anyone's mind at ease on that score.

3) Busway: As stated by myself and another senior poster only a page or so back the Busway, Koridor 1 particularly, used to be a hobbyist's dream form of transport, not so now. It is over-crowded, clapped out and due to the never-ending roadworks no faster and less comfortable than a taxi.

[Psychman]

Same here. Works for me. I even post my own photo's on the dating sites. Explaining the situation beforehand, never problem. Girls can be surprisingly flexible.

But, if I was a 24 yo good looking bloke in Jakarta, I would definitely go to the bars. It is just too much fun. Check the Jakarta 100 bar site, Koopoen.

Indeed. The talent at the trendy midtown bars is outstanding. A few of the best looking women I have ever seen were at Lucy in the Sky and a couple of the trendy bars in the same complex- I plan on hitting them again in August. A bit of youth and game would yield wonders if someone wanted to work for it (a big if). Even at near 50 (much younger looking though, and I do lie about my age, tee hee), I was able to score several freebies during my last trip, both from dating sites and the real world.

As I mentioned in my trip report last month, it was one of the best trips of my mongering life.

[Joel Goodsen]

I do however normally chat beforehand, so they do know what the situation is regarding our meetings before ever meeting in person. I don't see problems as long as you don't mislead them or make false promises (like someone who was previously posting here did).

MD II.

Same here. Works for me. I even post my own photo's on the dating sites. Explaining the situation beforehand, never problem. Girls can be surprisingly flexible.

But, if I was a 24 yo good looking bloke in Jakarta, I would definitely go to the bars. It is just too much fun. Check the Jakarta 100 bar site, Koopoen.

[Talion]

To get to the point. If your main objective is to monger, you've chosen the single worst week of the entire year to visit Jakarta!

There's been numerous posts written by me and others in the past about this topic. Virtually all of the free-standing MPs shut down totally for Ramadan, with most of the female workers travelling back to their home villages until after the Eid (Lebaran) celebration is over. The MPs that are located in hotels, such as Malioboro and Alexis, remain open during Ramadan but are decidedly more low-key, with few girls working as well. The hotel bars / clubs also keep a much lower profile.

The last week of Ramadan is the quietest week of the year, with even fewer girls available and most of the night action is hidden. Unless you're in town for your job (highly unlikely since you won't get much done or find many Indonesians available to meet with you), you may want to consider flying to Bali for the week. Yes, you may be able to hook up with some girls using Tinder and other web / smartphone apps, but even that will be low-key.

Good luck! And I look forward to reading your trip report on what happened to you during your visit.

Yeah, I was afraid it might be something like that. I have never been in a Muslim country during Ramadan and didn't know what to expect. I'll look at my options to see what I can do, and maybe add Bali into the mix, but I have to be in Indonesia for those dates so it's a case of making the best of a bad situation. Any other guidance you guys can provide will be greatly appreciated, and yes, I'll be reporting back on the results, one way or the other.

[Menteng]

Ok, so I'm a nerd and I had to investigate! I don't know when this star was applied, but it turns green when the member is on line / logged into ISG. You can look at your old reports without logging into ISG and the star is "off" log on and, voila, it's green.

Probably only you and I give a rat's ass about it! TTG.

I think you're confused. Well, at least in my account it is the small dot next to my handle that changes colors. And I think MD refers to the stars at the right side of the rosette under the handle.

Maybe the number of stars is linked to the number of postings.

[TimTimGuy]

Just noticed some kind of star rating next to the poster's name. When did that start?
MD II.

Ok, so I'm a nerd and I had to investigate! I don't know when this star was applied, but it turns green when the member is on line / logged into ISG. You can look at your old reports without logging into ISG and the star is "off" log on and, voila, it's green.

Probably only you and I give a rat's ass about it! TTG.

[Master Diver II]

Can you give some further details about Travel and Classic?

And respond to the question about my age: I am 24, and good looking, especially in Asia I am aware. But I don't like the hassle and games that come along from scoring one night stands. I've grown to old for these things. That is why prostitution is suited for me, just a fun night without a whole play upfront.

BTW, I've set tinder to Jakarta just to see how my market value is. I have got a list of 250 matches in one week, but most of these girls appear to be Muslim? So I doubt that I can get them to join me for an bedroom adventure before a wedding ceremony.

As others have said before me, religion is not a barrier at all here. I even have women wearing the hijab telling me what they will do to me that you would definitely not expect. They will normally remove the headscarf before any action, although I have had a couple of occasions when things started before the removal thereof. There is no problem or hassle with freebies (hell I'm 50, married with kids, upfront about it all and have had no problems as such). I do however normally chat beforehand, so they do know what the situation is regarding our meetings before ever meeting in person. I don't see problems as long as you don't mislead them or make false promises (like someone who was previously posting here did).

As for Travel and Classic, there's been so much written here that you should just use the search function and just RTFF. Their rates fall well within your budget if you wish to try them out. If I was in Jakarta for 6 months I know which route I would take. Good luck.

Just noticed some kind of star rating next to the poster's name. When did that start?


MD II.

[Fast Eddie 48]

Has anyone taken the Transjakarta busway. Seems to be cheap and said to have own dedicated bus lane to avoid the traffic. Is this worth using?

Also, my departing flight for upcoming trip will depart at 6 am. Which would mean I have to arrive at airport at 4 am. If I allow about 1 HR travel time that means leaving hotel at 3 am. Will there be a problem getting a taxi that will go to airport at that time? I know some taxi will be reluctant to go to airport at that time as they may not get a return trip with passenger at that hour. Any thoughts if problem then I may have to head to airport earlier ex. 11 pm or 12 midnight when more taxi available.

To Freezone.

The busway is good during off hour but during rush HR is too crowded and a lot of pick pocket I have my smart phone stolen last yr, just take the taxi is very cheap but again avoid rush HR, I have the same issue on early flight if you check out 3 am from the hotel taxi is about 45 min from Mangar besar area cost me 110 k with toll why do you want to stay at the airport for 6 HR and waste a night there.

Fast eddie 48.

[LA Guy 5]

Indonesian girls, the vast majority of whom are Muslim, are (in my limited estimation) are perhaps the most PSE of the Asian women I've had the pleasure of renting; Go figure the religion deal (indeed, considering the sad state of world affairs, we should enjoy it while we can, since the fundamentalists are swarming their way across the planet unchecked). To quote one of my favorite Wan Chai Indo DH / freelancers: "I don't eat pork, but I love to eat cock!

Sounds right to me.

[Mighty Spearsman]

I will be in Jakarta from the 11-16th of July this year, which I gather is also the last week of Ramadan. Since Ramadan is a month long I'm not sure how devout everyone is during this entire period and whether there are some parts that are more intense in the observance than others. I'm also unsure how this would impact a club circuit since presumably (I'm very ignorant here and I know it) the more devout Muslims wouldn't be out drinking anyway. Should I expect some complete closures during this period or only a significant decrease in girl volume?

To get to the point. If your main objective is to monger, you've chosen the single worst week of the entire year to visit Jakarta!

There's been numerous posts written by me and others in the past about this topic. Virtually all of the free-standing MPs shut down totally for Ramadan, with most of the female workers travelling back to their home villages until after the Eid (Lebaran) celebration is over. The MPs that are located in hotels, such as Malioboro and Alexis, remain open during Ramadan but are decidedly more low-key, with few girls working as well. The hotel bars / clubs also keep a much lower profile.

The last week of Ramadan is the quietest week of the year, with even fewer girls available and most of the night action is hidden. Unless you're in town for your job (highly unlikely since you won't get much done or find many Indonesians available to meet with you), you may want to consider flying to Bali for the week. Yes, you may be able to hook up with some girls using Tinder and other web / smartphone apps, but even that will be low-key.

Good luck! And I look forward to reading your trip report on what happened to you during your visit.

[Double Shooter]

Day 4 was the Shooter's last night in town. He arranged to meet the horny Tagged chick from day 1. He asked her to bring her friend for the Accountant.

They met at 9 in the Marriott bar. The Accountant was delighted by his bllnd date: tall and slim with model looks. She was not a pro but a workmate of the Shooter's chick.

The Marriott bar is classy but quiet. There were a few WGs at the bar, older chicks and not tempting.

The girls wanted to see some live music. They suggested CJs. It is interesting that Indo girls don't seem to mind hooker bars, provided there is an upmarket vibe. The Shooter preferred to try out BATS, so off they went.

BATS was busy but not overwhelming. Some stunners there but a lot of average material also. Not as much choice as CJs. Having said that, most guys only have one dick, and there is no obligation to shag the entire bar.

BATS has better lighting than CJs, so the General can survey the field of battle and assess where to engage the enemy. Also the band is better, they have been there for years. It is clear that the big black singer is enjoying the perks of his employment: he is popular with several of the ladies at the bar.

Meanwhile the two girls were enjoying themselves, getting sozzled on caipiroskas and bopping to the music. They even dragged the Accountant to the dance floor, where he attempted some form of body motion that might be loosely interpreted as dancing. It was evident that the girls led a humdrum daily existence and a night on the town was an exciting experience for them.

Back in the room, the Shooters girl was well up for it. She declared that she loved sucking cock and was ready to do it all night if he wanted. Fucking hell. To prove it, after 10 minutes of BJ she put his hand on her pussy and sure enough she was soaking wet.

It was a great night and the Shooter's CDS stayed unopened on the bedside table. The highlight was her reverse cowboy. While the Shooter watched her fantastic ass bouncing up and down on his cock, she frigged her clit and squirted onto his balls. The sensation was tremendous and he squirted his own seed into her pussy.

She was ready to go all night but he needed a rest after that. In the morning she insisted on a BBBJCIM. That took a long time, but she was very patient and eventually she milked his dick with her hand with the head in her mouth. He came copiously and she swallowed the lot. Fucking brilliant.

Of course, no money was discussed. He put a million in her bag.

The Accountant also had a great experience. His chick was inexperienced and submissive. Just how he likes them. Her body was exactly to his taste. He had restrained himself in the bar, consuming mostly unfortified colas, in order to conserve his energy to fuck her senseless. And that is what he did. A perfect ending to the week.

[Double Shooter]

The Shooter's afternoon meetings were cancelled, so he wandered down to the Ambassador Mall for a stroll. It's a fairly shitty place, so he didn't stay long. No signs of interest from any local lasses.

Upon exiting he noticed a spa to the right, so he popped in for a pedicure. After leaving there he noticed another spa to the left. There was a tiny entrance leading to an elevator. Upstairs he booked a massage and scrub for an implausibly small sum.

After disrobing in a well-appointed locker room, and donning baggy shorts and a dressing gown, he went upstairs to the massage rooms. It was basically a large room with partitioned massage cubicles and curtained entrances. Mattress on the floor with a face hole.

The masseuse came in after a few minutes. She was a fat old lady, so any lingering thoughts of hanky panky immediately disappeared. The massage was very good, she had strong hands.

On the flip, the Shooter was surprised when she pulled his leg out to 45 degrees and reached under his shorts massaging all the way up to his inner thigh, occasionally brushing his Johnson. He was amazed when she massaged his testicles, not sensuously, but with a degree of vigour like a massage of any other body part. He was astonished that his body responded to this stimulus with a raging boner. Keeping his eyes closed was probably a factor.

When she popped the question of extras, he assented out of pure curiosity. She wanted the ridiculous amount of 400 k. Eventually they settled on the unreasonable (by local standards) amount of 300 k. He knew he could negotiate lower, but he couldn't be arsed.

The HJ was skilfully executed. She clearly had had a lot of practice. Yet she could not quite bust the nut. The interesting part was when she pushed him onto his side, propped up on elbows and knees, while she reached under his arse to execute the HJ from that unusual position. That almost did the trick but not quite because it was an uncomfortable position to maintain.

Eventually after 20 minutes or so the Shooter called time on the HJ and preserved his resources for the evenings activities. She continued with the scrub, which was an odd affair with sachets of powder that she rubbed into his body. Afterward he relaxed in the steam room, plunge pool and jacuzzi. Soft drinks were included.

The Accountant told the same story: an unattractive masseuse, a great massage and a skilful HJ.

He emerged relaxed and energized, ready for the evening activities.

[Talion]

I will be in Jakarta from the 11-16th of July this year, which I gather is also the last week of Ramadan. Since Ramadan is a month long I'm not sure how devout everyone is during this entire period and whether there are some parts that are more intense in the observance than others. I'm also unsure how this would impact a club circuit since presumably (I'm very ignorant here and I know it) the more devout muslims wouldn't be out drinking anyway. Should I expect some complete closures during this period or only a significant decrease in girl volume?

[Double Shooter]

The Shooter was on a short business trip and had no time for peripheral adventures. So after a hard's day slog and a business dinner, he and the Accountant grabbed a bluebird to CJ's.

CJ's is actually the Shooter's favourite in Jakarta. It is well designed, with 3 bars and a "quiet area" for chatting. There is a live band that is pretty good albeit not as talented as the one in BATS. Above all, it's a big place and there are hundreds of hotties.

Of course, it's not the cheapest place in Jakarta, yet at around $100 for the night it's not going to break the budget of the visiting businessman. 150 k to enter (including 1 drink) and about the same for drinks.

As it happened, it was Wednesday night, which is Ladies Night, so there were a lot of semi-pros. The Shooter was immediately accosted upon entry by a SYT. She was pretty good, a beautiful boat race with a slightly dumpy body. Unfortunately her personality while pleasant was a bit flat. He took that as a warning sign of a flat performance in the sack, so he ditched her and went in search of fresh pastures.

He chanced upon some girl from the provinces, plainly dressed in jeans and top, an anomaly compared to the other girls in nightclub gear. The Shooter instinctively knew she would be a tigress in the sack. Yet her body was just not good enough in this company, so he had to let her go.

Next interview was with a tall girl with a spectacularly pretty face. She was very sweet. Undoubtedly would be a good lay if you like the submissive type. Unfortunately up close he noticed that her hips and thighs were very big, so he made his excuses. The look of disappointment on her face was almost heartbreaking.

Like a day in the life of a rock star.

He headed back to the quiet bar. 4 girls got off their stools and stood in a vogue style pose for his benefit. All pretty as hell. He chose an older one with a banging body under a great dress. The clincher was her naughty smile.

Amazingly she was 38 years old. Totally refreshing in her attitude and an intelligent conversationalist. Ran her own little business. A lot of guys won't touch a girl above 25, but the Shooter loves Asian MILFs. He was smitten.

Meanwhile, the Accountant had taken the first girl who approached him. As usual. She was probably in the bottom 30% of the CJ population. Yet she had exotic features which at the right angle were very seductive. She glanced over at the Shooter. It's funny how a single look can communicate so much. This one said "I can fuck you sideways for a week without pausing for breath". So perhaps the Accountant's choice was not so poor.

Back in the room the MILF was hungry for white sausage. She pulled down his pants and started gobbling. No time for shower or even full disrobing. Her body was perfect: hour glass figure, big boobs and flat stomach. Not an ounce of fat.

She declared she wanted to swallow his cum. He tried his best but could not deliver his payload via the oral channel. So she insisted on bareback cowboy. Her pussy was incredibly tight. He could not hold back and he CIP'd.

It was another great session with a horny Indo girl. At no point was money discussed. In the morning he put a million in her bag, which she accepted without comment. What a great city!