Jakarta

[Banana Boi]

What is the state of the brothels (such as Travel, Classic, Malio club etc) during Ramadan? Are they closed down? Limited hours? Is Jakarta worth a visit during Ramadan or should one visit before or after?

Didn't you or someone else recently ask this question? Short answer. Go some other time if possible.

[Offshore Swell]

This will probably not be up to OS's liking as I am not going to be talking about anything but standard types of experiences. .
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OS is of the opinion that exciting times can be had by all in Jakarta and admits in a token of graciousness to his critics that standard can be a subjective matter. Take Walter Mitty for example. Poor Walter, would consider everything about Jakarta as wildly radical. Standard activities for Walter would certainly extend to securing all valuables in the safe on the premise that she might pinch them while OS would consider standard as having a good feel for the young lady whom he had invited home, with a view to building a relationship however short in duration with her.

Another example would be that OS considers wild nights of BB sex in his favourite brothel as standard and is constantly amazed at how much those girls can get so intensely immersed in their activities with OS and how much fun those nights can be. Non Standard, on the other hand, would be the lovely young 20 yo who upon being selected by OS this week, informed him that tonight OS could partake in the pleasure of taking her arse.

OS thought this most generous offer deserved a BO, (Booking Outside) and retired to his hotel with the young lady for a night of laughing, cuddles and conversation. OS was a little tired from all his activities that night so deferred his taking of her arse untill the morning when he woke up with his big thing of the necessary size. Whereupon our most delightful young lady just reached over for the lube, applied it and backed herself onto OS's big thing in the manner promised. OS is firmly of the opinion that some girls are just class acts!.

For the record, OS would consider this young lady as non standard. OS also indicated that next time he would like her to wear a kerudung while he photographically documents how to have a non-standard experience in Jakarta.

Hope that helps and stay tuned folks!

[Breadman]

What is the state of the brothels (such as Travel, Classic, Malio club etc) during Ramadan? Are they closed down? Limited hours? Is Jakarta worth a visit during Ramadan or should one visit before or after?

[Jimmy Boy 99]

You're complaining that the girl insisted on a BBBJ? Did you actually mean CBJ? If you didn't, you're probably the only poster who has ever complained about getting a BBBJ instead of a CBJ.

[Smoothy]

I checked out Starmoon looking for my ATF in Jakarta, former #88 Nanda but she's either no longer working or working very selective hours.

Here are some pictures of her.

[Dirk67]

This will probably not be up to OS's liking as I am not going to be talking about anything but standard types of experiences. .

First, the really bad. I can count on one hand the number of bad experiences I've had in Jakarta, and my experience at Travel was one of them. It may have been due to a couple of mistakes that I made, the first of which is I set out on the late side (close to 1:30 am). My recollection was Classic was open until 3 am, but when I arrived, ground floor said closing at 2 am (and there was little to no talent on the floor) so I left immediately and went up to 5th floor, but they were already closed, and the elevator guy said the same for 2nd floor. So I left and headed to Travel, arriving near 1:45 am. There, I was told they close at 2:30 am, and there were not too many girls around (maybe 10-15) and all looking very bored. Looks like there were different groups wearing uniforms specific to a mms. The ones wearing blue were brought over first, two young and cute things, but I wanted to see more, so I asked for the ones wearing the more flowery tops (who kind of look like airport employees). I decided to go back with the one with better English wearing blue. Big mistake, as she was friendly but not vibing with me whereas her friend who I thought was a little less cute was. She had massive tits but a kind of pudgy body, and one of her boobs had scars. Looked like maybe had baby damage? Anyway, she was very clinical, insisted on BBBJ, kept wiping with mouthwash (in a way that was distracting), and refused DATY or even much playing with her tits. She also gave a lackluster BBBJ and at that point I said I wanted to cancel if she was not ok to continue. She said she was, but the rest of the session was incredibly clinical and she even did the thing where she tried to put me in soft. I mean, I'm not expecting every girl to be enamored with me (and of course she doesn't want to fuck me and is working), but a minimum level of service is expected, and if BBBJ, then it better be made up for in other ways. At the end I tipped only a token amount, and she complained, but when I explained why, she didn't press it, I think she knew she did not deserve more. I guess I'm a hypocrite because while I feel for the girls for their situation, but I am also not ok with getting taken advantage of or given a poor experience.

The other nights I went to New Sariayu and I think this place is my new favorite in that area. All the experiences were very good. I checked out Starmoon looking for my ATF in Jakarta, former #88 Nanda but she's either no longer working or working very selective hours.

Lastly had two very good experiences at the'Heaven Grand Wijaya, it's easy to get to on the MRT and while the facilities and area are only average, I had one of my top 5 experiences here, with a girl who later met me on her day off for a meal and company. I also gave her some "taxi money" (about 50% more than the tip she would have gotten at the spa), and she seemed genuinely surprised, I don't think she was expecting it. The other the'Heaven girl was brand new and spoke almost no English, and while had a very pretty face (#76), and great tits, she was a little bit on the chubbier side. Still was a great session.

Still, I think the Big Durian is the best value, variety, generally GFE, and easiest logistically in all of SE Asia, though I do prefer Bangkok for infrastructure, food, and public transport.

BTW, do any Bahasa speakers know why there are so many businesses named "the'" something, like "the'Cost"? What's the meaning of it?

[Smoothy]

He says Jakarta is more expensive.

That's all I am saying. Don't expect to be getting free lance girls for 300 K in Jakarta.

[Tommy Suharto]

I find this post misleading. I also speak Bahasa Indonesian and I think you should specify that 300 k is NOT the normal rate for any free lancer in Jakarta, not even for locals. Yes, girls are cheaper in the villages, but I don't care anything about the rates for girls in the villages because I do not go there.

That post makes perfect sense to me, maybe you should read better. He says Jakarta is more expensive. The price points he uses as reference are spot on (I also use 300k as a base). It looks to me he is more active in the social circuit, while you refer to highly commercialized establishments / operators.

[Zippos]

This forum sometimes amuses me and sometimes makes me wonder whether it's a a place to share experience, thoughts, ideas and suggestions! I can definitely sense the desperation of some OS who would rather read stories such as how one banged a chick while his buddy watches that penetration so close-up that he might've been very well licking his buddy's ball-sack! Well nothing wrong with that as long as you don't start projecting your deep down dark fantasies on others.

I for the fact, reads all the comments and each post will have some information for everyone including ball-sack fantasy guy who may have sound like Ozzyman's commentary on thick whining accent, LMAO.

End of the day, it's an open forum to discuss and share, whether CIA tricks or Captain Bob got his phone stolen (which I wouldn't even wish for my worst enemy) and every bit of information is valuable to others. As the wise one says "One mans trash is other man's treasure" that includes Ozzyman's review. And then, there is always the Ignore option. Just my two cents to those warriors!

Happy Safe Mongering Brothers.

[Smoothy]

I am pretty familiar with Jakarta and Tinder did worked for me for the last 2-3 years. Whoever I met in Jakarta, never asked me if they can bring a friend to me.

The last time I paid for sex was 3 years back and it was 700 for LT. I would accept that, Jakarta is expensive compared to other places but there are so many girls compared to the mongers. So, you will have good chances of finding a girl for reasonable price. The standard price for short term all over Indonesia (I had been to all 34 provinces and took services from at least 30 provinces) is 300 k.

I speak bahasa Indonesian.

I find this post misleading. I also speak Bahasa Indonesian and I think you should specify that 300 k is NOT the normal rate for any free lancer in Jakarta, not even for locals. Yes, girls are cheaper in the villages, but I don't care anything about the rates for girls in the villages because I do not go there.

[Offshore Swell]

On my first night in Jakarta, I was still suffering from the jet lag. I was also feeling very lousy because I had just been scammed. It was the first for me and I thought I should have known better than that. I am not going to go into details as I am too embarrassed to talk too much about it, so please don't ask me what it is. However as a PSA, many ads advertised on Twitter on girls at least in Jakarta are scams. I strongly advise folks to stay away especially when it sounds too good to be true..

Oh do tell, please!

Half the fun of this game is listening to the fails. Don't you think it gets a little boring listening to person ABC telling us how they met person CBA, and how they got them back to the hotel and then they (a) got undressed (b) had sex, (c) woke up the morning. We have all been doing that shit forever.

OS likes the kinky stuff, like going down on that lovely little pussy while that disco bass vibrates the walls of his chemical love shack, who cares that somebody else may have been there first. Some of those girls love a good wriggle.

These last few pages are boring as. We have somebody weighing in about how to protect your valuables in a hotel (lock them in the safe), This bloke should join the CIA with security smarts like that. Somebody else enlightens us on how not to buy dinner for your friends friend. As if we care whether they want to buy them dinner or not. OS thinks she probably brought her friend because her friend was interested.

Tell us instead how your date turned up and you put your hands down her pants to find a big stiffy. Or how you transferred the fee and she sent you a photo of her boyfriend ordering KFC with a big shit eating grin on his face.

So captain Bob lost his phone because he drank too much. Full points for telling the story but what about all those stories where he woke up the next morning and she was there making him a coffee. All the valuables still intact where he left them. You got to take risks in this game and listening to all these weekend winners gets a bit boring.

Hope that helps.

OS.

[Dirk67]

Hey friends,

First time visiting Jakarta in January. I'll be staying at the Shangri La. How easy is it to communicate with taxi drives in English to go to a place like Malio or Classic? Thank.

Along with other recommendations for taxi and Grab (personally I use Grab 95% of the time), you can also use the official MyBluebird app to request, or pay using a credit card, where you can also enter the destination. I think they can then rely on GPS, though the only reason to use a taxi instead of Grab is wait time if Grab is taking too long.

[Domainame]

Planning to go Jakarta.

Any connection appreciated.

[Ggekko2009]

Friday night can't come soon enough. I was able to re-connect with a girl that I met two visits ago from CJ and whom I was pissed at in my last trip because she stood me up. Anyway I got in touch with her again and I was surprised that she could actually go out with me that night. Why hold a grudge since among the things that I can remember with her was a fun and memorable night. Plus she just turned 23 years old last week.

Anyway, she asked me where I would like to meet and I let her made a recommendation. I know she has a nose for fine places and recommended Leon. I said good and made a reservation for that night via google maps. Shortly after the reservation, I received a WhatsApp message from Leon to remind me that there would be a minimum charge and dress code. Duh.

I got to Leon slightly after 9 PM, and was quite surprised to find the place to be still relatively empty. People did not actually stream in after 10 pm. I was thinking WTF. Is this place supposed to be a fine dining, a bar or what? Anyway, there was live music and then DJ after that. I felt both were just Meh.

The girl has actually reached Leon before me but was circling around outside the place in her car before I was in there. She had got herself a new car since I last saw her, and must be doing well with these freelance side gigs. I am pretty sure owning a car is not possible solely on the back of an office salary working in a bank. Besides her freelance rate is on the higher end of 3 million, but I would gladly pay her that amount if I am getting an experience that I would expect from her. In a way, I was not disappointed since she does make me feel young again and treat me rightly like a loving girlfriend for the night.

Leon was actually a pretty nice place to chill out on a date. Over wine, drinks and appetizers, I learned that she still kept all our historical WhatsApp chat that I had with her. The reason why she stood me up in my last visit was she was just involved in a relationship with a guy and had difficulty carving out a time for these side gigs. Besides she still lives with her parent east of Bogor and would usually need to find an excuse to stay at her friend's place in Jakarta for the night etc. At least now with a car, it is convenient for her to make these trips. Besides, her boyfriend who is a policeman has been stationed in another province outside Java and that's why she has more freedom of movement lately.

One comment that she made greatly amused me. She said that all police, in her own words, are "nakal" or naughty. However, she mentioned he did not realize that she can just be equally "nakal". I laughed out loud and that suits me just fine.

After a while, we wanted to go to Colosseum and I texted them to see if there is any table left. Unfortunately, it was full, not surprising given that Andrew Rayel was DJing that night. We headed over to Dragonfly instead and had a great night partying that way. We would be all over each other on the limited dance floor and all the drinking definitely helps, hehe. I personally prefer this kind of experience since it is memorable and makes me feel alive.

The next morning before she left, I handed her a stack of bill and she asked me how much. I said 3 and she smiled and stuffed it into her purse without a second thought. By the way, later that afternoon, she texted me with a palm face emoji saying that I left the leftover bottle from Dragonfly in her car. Good thing that she was able to discover it first before her mom can see it. I can only say "Oops!" with a smiley face.

[Ggekko2009]

Malio was my favourite place when they used to remove everything. For past couple of years they are not removing panties. Were you lucky to have the full nude show recently?

No nude shows, dancers were up on stage and circling the customers in their lingeries. I don't really like them to bother me and would politely shoo them away. If one wants to have sex with them, it will be more economical to just straight ask them if they want to go to the room for sex instead of buying all these ladies drinks.