Jakarta

[Smoothy]

Of course this includes the famous huge boobs sex machine #33.

Thanks a lot. She is already the most popular girl they have. Getting a booking with her is going to go from very difficult to almost impossible now.

[ABCinLA]

I first went looking for my old favorite original Kimochi which is across the road from Travel Hotel and found its been closed. It seems all the girls have transferred over to New Kimochi Mabes 2 which is easily located on google maps. Of course this includes the famous huge boobs sex machine #33. Their all in pricing for 90 minutes is 540 k. Now there is another new Kimochi "XO" located on the other side of the Mangga Besar commuter train station and beyond Hotel 88 #120 and on the same side of the road as the general hospital. Its not right on the main road but the sign on the building can be easily seen from the main Mangga Besar road. However pricing is slightly higher for 90 minutes at 640 k.

Of course I can't say this will always be a fact; however, I did notice a high number of huge breasted ladies at Star Moon Bar in the Kota Indah area. IMHO its worth a trip to see that many stacked women in one place, who knows how long that will last. Needless to say the area appears more dodgy than what it really is; however, its not for the faint of heart.

[Koperen Klaas]

Cherry Lokasari is no longer with us. I was at lokasari recently and saw a pile of rubbish with the Cherry sign laid on top. Also there was an unusually ladrge number of girls walking the street asking if you wanted a massage. Sad.

[Koperen Klaas]

I feel kind of shock when I read JAD message.

JAD was a prominent agent (agent for women), tour guide in the past.

I don't know what to say about this message.

I am not sure whether it is wise for him to bring in the topics with freemasons, illuminati (secret societies) etc.

I read the message today and when I finished it my eyebrows were at ceiling level. Conspiracy theory at its best.

The mentioning of Illuminati finally convinced me that JAD needs professional help. I politely refused to forward his PM to Jackson.

[SunSmacks]

Hi,

Spending time in Bali but looking to get some better action and considering flying to Jakarta to spend two nights hanging in the Malio club. Never had much success finding girls that are good performers in Bali. My question is if I'm just purely looking to get some really good action should I head to Jakarta or keep flying to Thailand? Never done the Pattaya scene either.

Thanks in advance!

[Irish Mongrel]

tinder sucked donkey balls when I tried it the last time I was there.

Just back from a trip to Jakarta and Tinder was a gold mine. Was very specific on how I picked girls, anybody with those model style pictures and obvious freelancer comments where avoided with a barge pole. Either fake profiles or not what I am looking for. I'm not that picky age wise, but certainly picky for looks, will search from 21 to mid 40's. Some of the best fucks I have had, have been middle aged, no-kids divorcees. My profile description tells it as it is. Looking for company with no commitment. "I'm a kind & considerate man looking for company for those long "lonely" nights in Jakarta" - take them for dinner, drinks and fun afterwards. I spend a lot of time on the road and get fed up eating in restaurants by myself. Tends to cost me a plate of food and a couple of drinks when in Jakarta, most of the women are lonely hearts who just want a night out and a break from the tedium of life. Last trip ended up with a 42 year old ex-model who owns a big home south of the city, she was a little heavier than her pics but she was an absolute nympho so that made up for that. Second one was OK, a little shyer, but still fun to be with.

Third one was the diamond - 21 year old uni student, smile that would stop anybody dead in their feet, high level sports person (so not an ounce of fat) and into lots of whacky things in bed. What she saw in me I'll never know (OK, I did give her a little money, but nothing like what I would have to give a girl in BATS etc. And that didn't come up during any of our chats before I arrived. Her eyes lit up when she saw it so wasn; t really expecting anything). Stayed with me for five nights, although she was having to leave early in the morning for lectures. Had to travel the whole way across town for lectures starting at 7. 30 am. Unfortunately I had to leave just as the term finished, now trying to figure out how I make a return visit before the new term stars early September.

Note that woman 1 and 2 picked me, so they knew exactly what they where getting into. Is amazing the numebr of ladies in Hijab's liked me, and have done a couple of them on previous trips. So if doing a lady in a Hijab is on your hit-list. Go Tinder. I Super-Liked number 3 and was completely surprised that she accepted and initiated the chatting. She had excellent english and has travelled all over with her sport, could even find videos of her on the internet. We did chat extensively before I arrived and was completely honest with her in all chats. That tends to be what they want. Don't go promising them the world if you're not planning on delivering.

I did move on to Malaysia after Indonesia and didn't think Tinder was as useful there, certainly a lot more "normal" ladies in amongst the noticeable professionals and tended to get likes from a lot of Africans, Transgenders and guys when in KL! Went on to Miri and it was useless. So it is pretty country / area specific for my needs when it comes to the P4 P / freebie front. Will definitely look at TanTan, although now that I have found my little Uni Diamond I somehow doubt I will be looking anywhere for a while, especially in Jakarta and even when in Southeast Asia if she is out of term time. Bit of a creature of habit and if she delivers, well why look elsewhere for a while.

[Member #4794]

Also, general protip for Indo girls you want to impress but Singapore and KL are boring and / or expensive and / or she's been there. Cambodia. Cambodia is ASEAN, which means she gets in visa free for 30 days, and as sacrilegious as this is to say, the whole Killing Fields experience. She'll need comforting after that. Flights there are cheaper than to Bali from Jakarta, there's a little island south of Sihanoukville called Koh Rong with Lombok-level diving and nothing else to do but drink and sex, buses from Phnom Penh are $8, and generally speaking, she'll love you long time and be astounded at $18 liter bottles of Bailey's. Try it if you need a destination for nothing but sex food and beaches. I tried it with two freebies, thank me after your balls are dry. No one thinks of Cambodia but they really should.

Cambodia as a whole the USD drives prices closer to par value which was a huge turn off for me since I leverage the strong USD for cheaper bar fines. Myanmar has that problem also where they will peg their rates to a floating exchange rate based on the USD very annoying. Indonesia has a great exchange rate vs the USD and is wonderful for getting more bang for your buck. I find that cambodian women are the most uncouth of the south east asians compared to say indonesians and other neighboring countries. I never understood bringing pussy to another pussy ridden spot like Sihanoukville bringing a woman to a hooker ridden hell hole not exactly the lap of luxury. Other than my differing view on Cambodia I think your reviews are actually very informative hope you keep them coming they are a good read and I will try Tantan becasue tinder sucked donkey balls when I tried it the last time I was there.

[Member #4794]

Massage + FJ 735 k.
FJ freelancer (local) 800 k.

That place specialises in Foot Jobs?

[SomeJerk]

So I posted my last report, and as new things go, it wasn't very substantial, but here's something that might be. You've all heard of and probably tried Tinder, hooray for that. And we've all been to Dragonfly and Basque and Bluegrass Lucy, or CJ's and BATS if you're in the payin' mood, maybe Blok M or Kotah Indah if you're feeling like an adventure and don't mind a non-looker or many. What many hobbyists and horny om-om's in Jakarta may not have noticed is that lately, there's a Chinese undercurrent to things in Indonesia, as there is all over southeast Asia, and that comes with positives and negatives, but what I'm typing up here is one of the positives. That positive is called Tantan, and you would do well to download it from your local app store. Or not.

It's Chinese Tinder, full stop, no further intro required. It's burning up your favorite Indo feckbeddy's phone right now. Right up to the paid options, it's Tinder, which if you download it from Play or Apple's App Market, you'll notice. Doesn't seem to have paid options. This is where, if you're tech-minded and you have a Chinese bank account, you need to download a Chinese mainland app market and do some geolocation fiddling to access, because mainland China and feature releases and they hate Google, so internationally they get it figured out when they get renminbi currency conversion figured out, which is fraught and probably never, see Wechat wallet for the case study there. Those help immensely for immediate access to ceweks, as do the paid options in Tinder. If you have Alipay or Wechat e-wallets set up, you can get all the features, and they're vastly cheaper than Tinder's.

If you don't have a Chinese bank account, download it anyway. You won't run out of swipes on ages set 18-35, and I say this as a paid user with unlimited swipes, but also as someone whose phone insists I'm abroad and updates me to the non-paid "international" version unless I delete and reinstall from a specific Chinese app store every day, which I'm often too lazy to do. I don't know how or when it crept into Indonesia, but they're using it, and since the app is in comprehensible English (if that's what your phone is set to), many of our potential Indonesian mates are using it to meet Chinese men, each other, and bules, because not a few bules have been to mainland China and realized Tinder doesn't work there without a VPN, but Tantan does, as pretty much the first single mainlander you meet will tell you.

It seems especially popular among younger, more smartphone-savvy types, and there I've met a few choice tidbits there, including one sub-20's who is on her way from the provinces to meet me tonight, freebie FDJ type thing, I barely believe it either, but Tinder delivers that kind of thing too. I've also had the Tinder proportion of "massage sir" and other Tinder expecteds. MO is the same as Tinder. Results are the same as Tinder. China gave us Wechat, and that seems to work, so honestly, if you haven't tried Tantan, consider it, because the damn thing works for values of a mid-30's non-Indonesian speaking bule me.

Also, general protip for Indo girls you want to impress but Singapore and KL are boring and / or expensive and / or she's been there. Cambodia. Cambodia is ASEAN, which means she gets in visa free for 30 days, and as sacrilegious as this is to say, the whole Killing Fields experience. She'll need comforting after that. Flights there are cheaper than to Bali from Jakarta, there's a little island south of Sihanoukville called Koh Rong with Lombok-level diving and nothing else to do but drink and sex, buses from Phnom Penh are $8, and generally speaking, she'll love you long time and be astounded at $18 liter bottles of Bailey's. Try it if you need a destination for nothing but sex food and beaches. I tried it with two freebies, thank me after your balls are dry. No one thinks of Cambodia but they really should.

[SomeJerk]

So, I'm a lurker if a lurker ever was a lurker, but I've certainly benefited in groinly ways from the reports here and I appreciate what I've learned. After an absence from Jakarta, I have returned, and my first stop after the airport was be Fashion, where I booked a room on Agoda for $31 USD including tax. As of last night and most of today, which I have spent dicking about the spa, pun intended, I can confirm that they are in operation, the 10 or so freelancers lounging about the lounge are wearing dresses that are long but revealing through the fabric if you know how to look (push-up bras are in full effect), said dresses change every day but are generally to the knee and elbow and batik-themed in the 24-hour window I've been watching, and they are mostly tolerable to look at and sociable and some speak OK-ish English. I've been here since my noon checkout at the hotel, and it's nearly 7 pm, so I've been looking a while. I didn't partake in freelance offerings, but I did dive in and get the massage from the counter past the lockers once or thrice. I wish this post were more, but it's not much other than a reconfirmation of what recent visitors here already know. Charges are, as listed on another website.

Facilities only 150 k.

Traditional massage only 320 k (inclusive of facility charge).

Massage + CBJ 655 k.

Massage + FJ 735 k.

FJ freelancer (local) 800 k.

Services were what it says on the tin. To select a non-freelance masseuse, you choose from a glammed up picture album on the managers' phones. Freelance, you get a line-up of whoever is unoccupied and sitting on the lounge benches. Above fees are not paid at the desk, so for example, massage + FJ is base room fee + tip to girl, 60 minute massage 30 minutes for pop. SOP is like I said, what is says on the tin. Room fees are. I dunno, they're somewhere on a sign around here, but I'm drunk and I can't remember exactly, but nothing over 400 k. No one offered me the "pakets" of yore, and I don't speak enough Indonesian to ask the managers, who flatly deny they ever existed in English. I said I was a first-timer even though I'm not and they remembered me and apparently that information gets passed around and they know who your bule ass is no matter where you go in the joint.

Did not make it to Oppai. I would, but civvies down in south Jakarta call, and airbnb + tinder + previous contacts offer more take-home options than hotels, so.

24 hours and 3 pops don't give me much to offer a forum that told me exactly how to do what I just did at one venue, so this confirmation is all I have to give back at the moment, but if any fellow mongers would be willing to monger with your humble author as I explore further, I'd love some company and pointers. I'm here for an indefinite few weeks and I have nothing to do but this, because it's Jakarta, and what is there to do but women? I'm mid-30's, American Caucasian anti-Trump variety, not particularly on a budget (but I'm careful and not prone to throwing money around, you won't see me offering $700 usd to "meet in my van after work" at a Hooters waitress as I read on another forum (although apparently it worked? Maybe I should be more adventurous), and up for pretty much anything, so invite stands and includes one free bir or shot or something, I dunno, I'm nice and reciprocal and don't bite. PM if you're down, my membership is on.

[SomeJerk]

So, I'm a lurker if a lurker ever was a lurker, but I've certainly benefited in groinly ways from the reports here and I appreciate what I've learned. After an absence from Jakarta, I have returned, and my first stop after the airport was be Fashion, where I booked a room on Agoda for $31 USD including tax. As of last night and most of today, which I have spent dicking about the spa, pun intended, I can confirm that they are in operation, the 10 or so freelancers lounging about the lounge are wearing dresses that are long but revealing through the fabric if you know how to look (push-up bras are in full effect), and they are mostly tolerable to look at and sociable and some speak ok-ish English. I've been here since my noon checkout at the hotel, and it's nearly 7 pm, so I've been looking a while. I didn't partake in freelance offerings, but I did dive in and get the massage from the counter past the lockers once or thrice. I wish this post were more, but it's not much other than a reconfirmation of what recent visitors here already know. Charges are, as listed on another website.

Facilities only 150 k.

Traditional massage only 320 k (inclusive of facility charge).

Massage + CBJ 655 k.

Massage + FJ 735 k.

FJ freelancer (local) 800 k.

Services were what it says on the tin. To select a non-freelance masseuse, you choose from a glammed up picture album on the managers' phones. Above fees are not paid at the desk, so for example, massage + FJ is bottom room fee + tip to girl, 60 minute massage 30 minutes for pop. Room fees are. I dunno, they're somewhere on a sign around here, but I'm drunk and I can't remember exactly, but nothing over 400 k. No one offered me the "pakets" of yore, and I don't speak enough Indonesian to ask the managers, who flatly deny they ever existed in English.

Did not make it to Oppai. I would, but civvies down south call, and airbnb + tinder + previous contacts offer more take-home options than hotels, so.

24 hours and 3 pops don't give me much to offer a forum that told me exactly how to do what I just did at one venue, so this confirmation is all I have to give back at the moment, but if any fellow mongers would be willing to monger with your humble author as I explore further, I'd love some company and pointers. I'm here for an indefinite few weeks and I have nothing to do but this, because it's Jakarta, and what is there to do but women? I'm mid-30's, American Caucasian anti-Trump variety, not particularly on a budget (but I'm careful and not prone to throwing money around, you won't see me offering $700 usd to "meet in my van" at a Hooters waitress as I read on another forum (although apparently it worked? And up for pretty much anything, so invite stands and includes one free bir.

[BabaLoda]

Why PM you? Don't you think there are others on here that would appreciate the same info?

For sure you are right. This is my second attempt to seek this info. First time was to share it in the open, but didn't get a response.

[Stykler]

Please do PM me if there are any places you know of where I can enjoy some import options, other than Malioboro.

Why PM you? Don't you think there are others on here that would appreciate the same info?

[BabaLoda]

Brethren,

Had written a while back, perhaps my note missed attention. Please do PM me if there are any places you know of where I can enjoy some import options, other than Malioboro. Any help would be extremely appreciated and replied with a few contacts I have managed to muster in last couple of months).

Look forward to hearing.

Thanks,

BL.

[Hihi Ster]

I was just in Jakarta and went by the old stadium which was closed an seemed very run down. I never ever got a chance to visit Stadium when it was operational, it closed down just about the time I found out about it in 2013.

But my next visit I will try this new place, wish I had know about it before I left a few days ago.

Don't bother. As is falsely reported in the media, that place is just Illegals with a new name, and absolutely NOT Stadium, or anything like it even. You will probably be able to get drugs, but IMHO you'd better re-consider your life choices if you come to Jakarta for drugs ATM considering. The quality available is absolute shite and the risk.

The only connection with Stadium is that some of their resident DJ's used to play at Stadium back in the day.