Jakarta

[MarquisdeSade1]

"I've been reading several posts here that describe experiences very different than my own (and of several buddies who I met up with). I think it comes down to this. If you are American and want a Western mongering experience like the kind you get in Thailand or Philippines you will be disappointed. If you want a girl to play games with you, and flirt and pretend they like you while you buy overpriced drinks, then Jakarta is really not for you. I have lived in Asia long enough to appreciate the Asian style of mongering. The mamasans, the line ups, the fishbowls and green laser pointers are all fine by me and I personally find it fun to "shop" for girls that way. Most of my buddies were Asian American and also comfortable with this. So YMMV is real but it mostly depends on what you expect to find. Jakarta is not Bangkok or Pattaya. You could go to limited places like Malio and get the drinks and fuck experience but it will cost more. The local scene which is cheap and plentiful works in a different way and if that's not for you just go to Thailand. As always, YMMV. ".

Don't let it happen again!!

[Belvaros]

I've been reading several posts here that describe experiences very different than my own (and of several buddies who I met up with). I think it comes down to this. If you are American and want a Western mongering experience like the kind you get in Thailand or Philippines you will be disappointed. If you want a girl to play games with you, and flirt and pretend they like you while you buy overpriced drinks, then Jakarta is really not for you. I have lived in Asia long enough to appreciate the Asian style of mongering. The mamasans, the line ups, the fishbowls and green laser pointers are all fine by me and I personally find it fun to "shop" for girls that way. Most of my buddies were Asian American and also comfortable with this. So YMMV is real but it mostly depends on what you expect to find. Jakarta is not Bangkok or Pattaya. You could go to limited places like Malio and get the drinks and fuck experience but it will cost more. The local scene which is cheap and plentiful works in a different way and if that's not for you just go to Thailand. As always, YMMV.

I do NOT like JK as a destination outside the food. Your analysis = 100/100.

I did have a great time at BATS. Classic, Malio and Sugar massage but the hassle for me of not being able to walk and having the Mamasan overload annoyances means I won't return.

I may go back to other parts of Indo just for the experience but the island of Java, meh.

IMHO.

[BKKguru]

Maybe there are secret hidden forums here where WE are being made fun of.

Yes. The Grab FEEL option was hidden until OS lifted the curtain.
Recommended - but advance booking is required. Tips are optional.

~BKKguru

[MarquisdeSade1]

"Hey, the Marquis is treating you with kid gloves. He's called me a full blown psychopath and thinks I'm trying to bring back slavery. For some reason he also seems to think I'm taking advantage of Asian slave labor and depriving Americans of jobs. That's all be. S. Of course. If anything I overpay Third World hookers.

Good report BTW, I enjoyed it. ".

So Ill try this.

Well here is a report on your favorite place.

https://www.state.gov/reports/2021-r...hina/xinjiang/

If you really want to realize your lifes DREAM of being a SLAVEMASTER you know where to go!!

But remember Karma is a beech.

[GentileBear]

The one to the right in green passes the Light Test. The light test is when you have your lady bend over, turn around so her ass faces you and you can see Light pass thru her ass. This is actually a Fat test. Since only thin or fitness chicks have this attribute. Here are 2 from Bandung. One I taped and one I would like too. Both are thin.

[WhoCaresReally]

Airport is big and people are quite helpful and friendly. They are happy to assist you. Once I landed, visa on arrival was breeze as I had taken it online before travel. It took less than 5 mins. You nees to fill in the customs declaration online by scanning QR code which is displayed all across. Connect to CUSTOMS DEC WiFi and scan the QR code to fill in your details. There was a dog squad that sniffed my arse and that's it. You will find a SIM shop to your left once you exit. No esim is available for tourist. I also checked on IMEI registration with an official and I was told that it is not needed for max 90 days stay.

Departure.

Was again easy at immigration. Took 20 minutes to the final gate. Free WiFi is available only at gate F6. Sit here if you don't have internet on phone. Shops are before security checking and few food stalls near to the gate. My flight was at afternoon and the airport was not busy at all.

Money exchange - Many available in the city.1$ was 153000.A$50 got me 1000 less surprisingly.So, carry 100 bills.

Transportation.

You will find many private and app based taxis like grab, bluebird etc. I didn't had internet, so I used private taxi when I arrived. Cost was 250 K to Santika Premier Hotel near holiday Inn. My return taxi on grab costed 150 k for comparison. Download grab app which is very reliable and can be used for taxi, food ordering etc. You can pay by cash after each ride. I also used grab and gojek motorbike by directly talking to rider from clasic and travel back to hotel. They are available outside the gate usually or ask security to help stop one. Taxi were expensive to 4 times when I checked.

Where to stay.

I stayed at Santika premiere which was an excellent 4 star hotel. 5 minutes to travel and 8 mins to classic. Bes was great. Room service was excellent too. Breakfast was great with a seperate section for Indonesian cusine. Staff were very very helpful in all aspects. There is a restaurant at lobby level and also at 22nd floor. Sky loungue was not great and I did not find any freelancers here as mentioned by someone. Room was huge but there was no jacuzzi if you are looking for one. This property is totally green for girl guests. I had booked for two people. I had multiple girls visiting my room on same day and two guests visited together. I had a guest at 2 am also. No questions asked. Lift need access control but reception was kind enough to guide the guests after you call them and Inorm.

Generic Observations.

Most girls are muslims. Escorts so not wear hijab but you will see most wearing elsewhere. They seriously know how to carry it. Dressing sense is very good. They are quite liberal in thinking. I found many girls as single parents as they tend to get married at a very early age and get divorced equally soon. They are proud about being single and strong and do not feel bad or so.

Body Type. Fair Skin, gym toned bodies and most had great ass including 45 yrs old. You will find short and tall ones. Tits are brown or black. Pussies are brown to pink. Curvy is treated ugly and obese and skinny / slim as sexy. I was with a curvy girl and had many eyes on us.

Attitude. Very outgoing, friendly and GFE material. They do not steal or cheat but be cautious. No dramas.

Where to find Girls.

A) Spa & Massage.

There are massage parlours and Spas everywhere around. Do not hesitate to ask if sex is included. As mentioned by one senior earlier, Sugar Spa was walkable from my hotel. Walked down and was guided to first floor (they call it second floor so don't get confused). There was a seating area where you are showed pics on ipad. I asked to see the girls and they were lined up too. It was 675 k including massage and sex. Rooms are clean with queen bed. Quality of girls was great and the massage was also quite good. You can see the pics of available girls in their WA status.

B) Classic, Travel, Kings Cross etc.

Travel was 4 minutes from hotel and classic was 8 mins. I found that the variety was huge at both places. For classic, take left after you enter the main door to find escalator (not lift). Second floor is where the action is. Procedure is well documented so will not write much. Prices are 365 K for. One and 500 K for two incluses room. Tips can be 100 k but none demanded. I found room attendents at travel little pushy for tips. Heard from a friend that quality at Kings Cross was much better but was far off from my hotel. Let's wait to hear from him. You get a numbered band. Pay cash for girl and rest are billed to the number which you settle finally. At classic, billing is inside and it's at exit for travel. At both the places, I was not asked for any minimum spend. Pais for the girl and that's it.

C) Online.

Tinder does work but need lot of patience. I managed to hook up with four. Price quoted as from 700 K to 3 M depending on your bargaining skills. Most will accept for video call confirmation. If the girl moves to WhatsApp chat, it's likely that she would hookup.

Escort portals- Girls are registered as escorts in many portals. They ask $100-300 per hour. But 500 k-1 M seem ok for 3 hours. List of sites where the girl I met she was registered are devozki, loconto, escort Jakarta,cityoflove.com.

Friends Of Friends- Most girls will not mind to refer their friends if available. So, ask for it. You may end up threesome too. Girls at classic etc do share their numbers to meet outside to make more money. Heard from one girl that she get 150 k from the 365 charged. Few act as agents also.

Hotel on-call Massage. - tried my luck with pinch of hesitation but turned out to be genuine except that girl was not great and didn't match pic. Who cares at 300 k for a quick release though.

Others.

Look around for opportunities including hotel reception etc. If you are little flirty, chances are high. But why waste time when you are here for mongering.

All girls had good DFK skills and it's available by default. None refused DATY too. Girls at Classic etc pretend to be involved but it's more a script based and we cannot complain when they meet 6 a day.

Non Mongering Activities.

City tour.

Beach.

Bandung is a hill station and is 200 km from Jakarta. You can see valcono crater here.

Shopping at Malls.

Eating out.

I felt travelling alone even at late nights very safe. There was no hint of mugging or grab riders trying to take advantage.

Conclusion. I have only visited Thailand before. So cannot compare with others. I likd Jakarta than Thailand but is not as open as pattaya for sure. It's more hidden but available everywhere and you will not regret going here for mongering and good food. You will have great memories. Visit before it become another commercialised pattaya.

[Expat American]

I've been reading several posts here that describe experiences very different than my own (and of several buddies who I met up with). I think it comes down to this. If you are American and want a Western mongering experience like the kind you get in Thailand or Philippines you will be disappointed. If you want a girl to play games with you, and flirt and pretend they like you while you buy overpriced drinks, then Jakarta is really not for you. I have lived in Asia long enough to appreciate the Asian style of mongering. The mamasans, the line ups, the fishbowls and green laser pointers are all fine by me and I personally find it fun to "shop" for girls that way. Most of my buddies were Asian American and also comfortable with this. So YMMV is real but it mostly depends on what you expect to find. Jakarta is not Bangkok or Pattaya. You could go to limited places like Malio and get the drinks and fuck experience but it will cost more. The local scene which is cheap and plentiful works in a different way and if that's not for you just go to Thailand. As always, YMMV.

[HotDog666]

What? Did you see the meter in operation? From CGK to Thamrin, its about 200 k and that's pretty rich. You add about 40 k in highway tolls as you usually pass three booths to save quite a bit of time. So about 130 k meter, 40 k tolls, and another 40 k generous tip.

You have to make sure you're in an actual bluebird. There are light blue taxis with the corporate symbol painted on the car and it's not a bluebird. (Rare) more frequently are just no name cabs and they will 100% rip you off by either over metering you or by pre negotiating a double or triple rate. Also, silver birds are upscale bluebirds and legit cost more.

Interesting, maybe I got suckered. It was (at least I think) a genuine Bluebird kiosk and they told me it was a fixed rate I specified earlier. I eventually chose the Gojek at 260, which also is not cheap relative to your example.

[HotDog666]

Imo 10 pm is a bit late to go to Classic or Travel. Better off going at 6 or 7 pm. Just start walking around to the other groups of girls that don't belong to that mamasan. Just pretend mamasan is an annooying ex-GF who wants you back. The other more sure fire way is to agree to see every single girl from the mamasan who's following you around. After you reject every single one of them she will leave you alone. Once you become a known face at Classic, Travel or any other Jakarta bar mama / papasans are no longer a bother. In fact, they become very useful if you are looking for a girl you liked before or to let you know which girl is brand new.

The nominal cover charge is removed once you buy a drink or two. If you are known to the Classic staff you will also be allowed in and out as you wish with no cover.

Yes, your strategy works. The mamasans were a lot less annoying this time. My experience with Classic thus far is there's nothing wrong with it once you get the hang of the situation, but not entirely sure it's my scene. It is a meat market, and the girls all look bored or not wanting to be there. Bit of a turn off. Think I will broaden my horizons a little by focusing more on the independents. Am in discussion with one who agreed to spend 2 nights for a very decent price. She wants me to pay her train ticket which is taking a leap of faith but I may take the plunge.

[Menteng]

Blowjob bars. Sadly, not anymore. In days gone by you could be fellated whilst enjoying your beer at Dee's Place bar in Blok M. Why OS remebers dumping a load of cum with his big thing into some maiden sitting on a bar stool in the corner there. Then finishing his beer, getting up and leaving. While she squatted over the waste paper basket scooping out all his splooge.

Well, walking down memory lane, who remembers My Place (Bali Hai)? When you sit on a barstool, in a specific corner, you will be approached by several not very young women to give you a massage, a rub and / or a blowjob.

[BenderOver]

the bluebird taxis ask for 450 k

What? Did you see the meter in operation? From CGK to Thamrin, its about 200 k and that's pretty rich. You add about 40 k in highway tolls as you usually pass three booths to save quite a bit of time. So about 130 k meter, 40 k tolls, and another 40 k generous tip.

You have to make sure you're in an actual bluebird. There are light blue taxis with the corporate symbol painted on the car and it's not a bluebird. (Rare) more frequently are just no name cabs and they will 100% rip you off by either over metering you or by pre negotiating a double or triple rate. Also, silver birds are upscale bluebirds and legit cost more.

[GentileBear]

This is who to avoid when traveling in Jakarta. They can also be seen on the way to Classic. Alchemy is illegal in Indonesia. So instead of Gold They make Silver. This is an under-cover Sharia Law Enforcer: Wilayatul Hisbah.

[MarquisdeSade1]

"he was on the Colombian forum a few years back. He has never been anywhere or done anything. Everyone from the Colombian forum were saying the same thing: "troll", "mom's basement", etc, etc, and so on. ADMINs need to delete his access to this entire website!

Its you again that homeless looking creepy stalker that wrote about stalking thetallman in the bushes in Medellin.

Now you are stalking me lololol keep your distance bro, I bite lololol.

And you also wrote how pinay hookers "walk on water" LMAO don't you belong back at that psychotic Medellin stupid shit thread? I'm sure those other whack jobs miss you? LOL NOT.

I'm guessing you don't remember meeting me a few years ago, you were probably in another alcoholic blackout.

You are the filthiest dirtiest nastiest disgusting monger I've ever met, you are even much worse than the homeless druggies rolling around in their own shit in the Bronx in Medellin.

You really need to bathe sometime bro, you give mongering a bad name!!

[Joe Brooklyn]

Hmm, difficult to quantify the risk. Everythings good fun untill they catch you with your pants down. The women are the worst Fat sadists in jilbabs, but the force seems to attract the zealots. They're mean.

Before you come you should sew maybe five US $100 bills into your shirt and wear it everywhere, even if you smell. Don't take it off. If theres a knock on the door when you are with a girl. Put your shirt on first. Don't worry about your dangly old nuts hanging down. When they kick the door in you should be wearing that shirt.

Another trick which OS often does is to dress like them. You can go to Tanah Abang textile market and get yourself some religous robes. There's a whole floor of stalls. OS will dress up like them for a nights partying and instead of handcuffs, the Sharia police are high fiving you when the raid happens.

Another advantage of this kind of robe is it's very easy to relieve yourself without anybody noticing if the toilet isn't clean or simply not available. You can walk up to the bus stop and pretend to be reading the timetable and then just walk away nonchalantly, leaving behind a pile or a puddle depending on your movement.

It sounds scary but with a little subterfuge. The sharia police are quite easy to negotiate.

Thanks for the valuable info.

Would a checkered sarong draw too much attention? If so, maybe I can go with more muted earth tones, like "dust", or "smog"? Want to blend in seamlessly with my drab surroundings.

Also, it's come to my attention that the typical annual salary in JK is about 104 m IDR. That breaks down to less than $130/ wk. I'm rather on the cheap side. Would it be ok if I sewed $20 bills into my shirt instead? $100 bills seems rather extravagant. I'd probably save a bundle this way when dealing with the Sharia police, all while keeping my modest profile.

[Hung Man 1808]

Grab Feel is the best service I've never heard of this year. Actually make that next year as well.

I'm sticking to this service from now on to distract me from the terror of those sharia snipers dotted down the CBD. Lucky they're crap shots eh?

But I'm guessing OS survives his merry jaunts due to his dress sense. Tented up, I suppose you might even be able to play 'On Golden Pond' whilst grabbing a feel on the trip. Cmon OS, we know you have.