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  1. #4660

    Jad

    Welcome back JAD. I must confess that the entire franternity missed you out here.

    Cheers

  2. #4659

    Bulai 69

    Welcome back Bulai 69. I must say I missed your reports and the pictures. Incidentally, I have had 2 nights out with the bisexual girl and her lesbian partners whom you introduced from Friendster. Hope you find some good ones this time. Try Hotel Classic out. Its good. You will love the place. Go to the second floor Classic Terminal and not the classic club in the ground floor where you will be ripped apart with drinks charges

    Have fun.

    Cheers

  3. #4658

    Txl Muc

    Quote Originally Posted by Txl Muc
    I will be on my first (ever) trip to Jakarta next week. While I appreciate there have been earlier reports like the ones on Ramadhan 2007, can any Jakarta resident provide insight into 2010?

    Are Alexis and Hotel Travel open? Any restrictions to their operations (opening hours, girls)? Much appreciated.
    Hi Classic hotel is open and its going full flow from 1pm till 5 am the next day. Had a whale of a time this weekend. Am sure Alexis and Travel will be hotel since all the bordellos functioning out of the hotels are open. 6th floor Girls are around and am being hounded with SMS after SMS asking me to come over. They are incidentally in the 6th floor itself, but in the rooms. Am being discreet about the room number. Try the second one out

    Cheers,

  4. #4657

    Recent Return

    I returned to Jakarta recently after a 6 month absence, the longest ever. The reason was my heart stopped beating which is as good an excuse as any I suppose. I was in my London office at 10.30am; by 15.00 that day I was on a life support machine with heart, lungs, kidneys and liver not functioning. Fortunately no vital organ was affected but it did take a while to recover from the heart operation. It was a rare unpredictable spontaneod event which can happen to anyone you'll be pleased to know.

    I did think what if it happened when I was in Jakarta? Tough, it didn't stop my trip and it won't stop any future ones.

    I did notice a couple things which were different which I've not seen reported (but may have missed it): first, they re-introduced the fixed 25USD Visa and dropped the 10USD option for short trips which is irritating, also I noticed that the Silver Bird fare has more than doubled to 300k. Probably worth hunting a taxi upstairs which has just dropped someone off. Finally I noticed many many than usual ayam heading into 30 bar which hitherto has been abysmal. I'm not sure if that was a one-off - cheap night or whatever.

    I "met" a girl on the net before coming out and she turned up (on time!) at my hotel on the first night - even better than I expected having just seen her on cam. She told me, nervously, that she had a bule boyfriend she was going to marry who is working outside Indonesia and did I mind a purely sexual relationship? Errr.....OK then....... Some things never change.

  5. #4656
    Quote Originally Posted by Panya
    The great thing about trips to Jakarta is that the journey’s beginning pre-dates the physical embarkation … a mental secretion that takes root in the mind once the passage is booked and accommodation confirmed… fertilized hourly … by memories of eyes unfocused in pleasure, lips stung swollen by gentle suction, liquid richness bursting from every pore, sensual caresses of skin on skin … the little deaths from shuddering ejaculations and drowning breathlessness … until the rational mind becomes a suffocated headache of porn movie scripts.

    I was a walking paraplegic 2 days before my departure … and the fact that I will arrive on the eve of Ramadhan bolstered my confidence that it will be a grand trip … working ladies standing in line to milk the last rupiah of my sperm … a pussy embargo on the 1st and 2nd day of the fasting month imposed by the government usually stokes the desperation … but, I expected to be well-drained by a regular companion, Via, by then.


    Best,
    Panya
    Excellent written FR, brother! It was very funny also! Glad that JAD has also made his comeback!

  6. #4655

    Panya

    Quote Originally Posted by Raverboy
    Enjoyed reading your FR, Panya. Kudos for finding an oasis on the 1st day of Ramadhan.

    Small technicality, but Indramayu is located on the northern coast of West Java, east of Jakarta. The view is of the Java Sea, not the Indian Ocean.
    Oh, c'mon Raverboy! You won't correct Gabriel Garcia Marquez either when writing with such a joy caused some trivial inaccuracy.

  7. #4654
    Great read Panya. Felt like I was there !

    My neighbor is a stunning Madura woman, married. I have heard of the Madura effect many times, never experienced it.

    keep 'em coming.

  8. #4653

    Open during Ramadhan 2010: Alexis, Hotel Travel?

    I will be on my first (ever) trip to Jakarta next week. While I appreciate there have been earlier reports like the ones on Ramadhan 2007, can any Jakarta resident provide insight into 2010?

    Are Alexis and Hotel Travel open? Any restrictions to their operations (opening hours, girls)? Much appreciated.

  9. #4652
    Quote Originally Posted by Panya
    The great thing about trips to Jakarta is that the journey’s beginning pre-dates the physical embarkation … a mental secretion that takes root in the mind once the passage is booked and accommodation confirmed… fertilized hourly … by memories of eyes unfocused in pleasure, lips stung swollen by gentle suction, liquid richness bursting from every pore, sensual caresses of skin on skin … the little deaths from shuddering ejaculations and drowning breathlessness … until the rational mind becomes a suffocated headache of porn movie scripts.

    … I shot a torrent so hard … it felt that the force sucked parts of my brain matter out with it .. leaving me totally oblivious to the identity and names of my children …

    I almost blacked out … threw myself to the side … whilst wheezing so hard to breathe that it unclogged the arteries of my heart … I felt that I had cummed enough to last me 6 months !! … but there was a repeat performance … 3 hours later … imagine, discovering an oasis in the Ramadhan desert.

    JAD, my brother, you saved my life !!

    Best,
    Panya
    Bro......... it's clearly been too long! You had me killing myself laughing on the floor - all the more because I know you too well and can imagine the thoughts running through your head. In future, you have to follow what another of our esteemed bros advised before: have a plan, have a back up plan, have a back up to the back up... Glad to see you're still alive.

    MD II

  10. #4651
    Quote Originally Posted by Panya
    Esi from Indramayu … located on the western coast of Java … across the mountains of Bandung … great view of the Indian Ocean …
    Enjoyed reading your FR, Panya. Kudos for finding an oasis on the 1st day of Ramadhan.

    Small technicality, but Indramayu is located on the northern coast of West Java, east of Jakarta. The view is of the Java Sea, not the Indian Ocean.

  11. #4650

    It's been awhile ... a long, long while

    The great thing about trips to Jakarta is that the journey’s beginning pre-dates the physical embarkation … a mental secretion that takes root in the mind once the passage is booked and accommodation confirmed… fertilized hourly … by memories of eyes unfocused in pleasure, lips stung swollen by gentle suction, liquid richness bursting from every pore, sensual caresses of skin on skin … the little deaths from shuddering ejaculations and drowning breathlessness … until the rational mind becomes a suffocated headache of porn movie scripts.

    I was a walking paraplegic 2 days before my departure … and the fact that I will arrive on the eve of Ramadhan bolstered my confidence that it will be a grand trip … working ladies standing in line to milk the last rupiah of my sperm … a pussy embargo on the 1st and 2nd day of the fasting month imposed by the government usually stokes the desperation … but, I expected to be well-drained by a regular companion, Via, by then.

    Via hails from exotic Bali, born a Muslim … took the path of Hinduism … preserving an uncircumsized clitoris that my tongue has now memorized in ridged detail … works in a karaoke where she is an outstanding 5ft 4in … sultry vocals that is like a hand job in your mind … and 34-caliber C cups that gives you a different wet dream with every look … most of all, a multi-orgasmic blessing that she will give herself … but only if she likes you.

    So, as I flew from my office to KLIA … my mind was already re-editing the most X-rated porn movie that ever burst into every teenager’s tissue screen … contact with Via having been established on my arrival details … I looked forward to living an ejaculative memory that I wanted to ache for a week.

    At the airport in Kuala Lumpur, I armed myself with the necessary tools … Durex Play Vibrating Condom … and Fetherlite of the standard 52.5mm width … paying the lady cashier with a look of pity that she would not be the companionable pleasure of my mission … I also loaded up with a bottle of perfume as oli oli (translation : gift or souvenir) …

    After arrival at Sukarno-Hatta… while in the taxi to my hotel … things fell apart …

    Phone calls to Via were answered … 3 times … but voiceless … only vague background sounds could be heard … was it someone quietly sobbing that I heard? … or echoes of my mind crying? … followed by the shock of a recording informing that the phone is not active or out of coverage area .. from the 4th … 5th … 6th call onwards … what happened?

    Being a fully-prepped, lean, 49-year old fucking machine .. I refused to let this be the beginning of a nightmare of sperm containment … I punched numbered digits … only to receive confirmation from 8 karaokes that they are all closed … I was defeated in my quest … Jakarta is a pussy desert on the eve of Ramadhan … a self-regulatory practice of insanity – their practice, my insanity …

    Compounded by a 3-hour snarl of traffic from the airport to the hotel … I was suffering from a throbbing headache … swallowed 3 tablets of Panadol Actifast when I reached my hotel … and laid down on my bed … I felt like committing sexually-deprived suicide by suffocating myself with the pillows …

    As my headache eased … I rang for in-room massage … fearfully expecting that the answer would be negative … my heart lifted when told it was available … requested for Irma … an “old flame” … a lady divorced because she couldn’t conceive … a 34-yr old milf … looks like a 26-year old high school girl because of her petiteness and B-cupped frame …

    She came … and I was surprised … she had put on some weight .. I was incredulous to learn that she got married a 2nd time a year ago … divorced again six months into this second marriage … gave birth to a baby girl 3 months ago … wow! … visions of being breast-fed suckled my imagination … but, she had produced milk only for a week after birth … and the glands ran dry …

    As I looked forward to re-visiting our sexual past … she informed me that she is now traumatized against men … there has been no sexual contact since she gave birth … as I caressed her breasts … she looked sadly at me … and professed to feeling NOTHING … the milf lust has gone … so I settled for a helping hand instead.

    The following day .. the azan call of the 1st day of Ramadhan woke me … tried to call Via .. no success.

    Then, the heavens rewarded me for my penance … called a fellow ISG bro in Jakarta … he joined me for dinner … and after a few calls .. confirmed that he can arrange a package for me … went up to my room for a half-tablet of AP-CALIS SX …and off we went to Mangga Besar …

    Was briefed by him that the OKT at Taman Sari (old Jakarta hands should know this area) … is now moving the girls around in a van … due to police raids of places operating during this period of abstinence. We went to the lobby of Hotel Travel, another notorious flesh-pot … hotel operating but pots emptied of flesh … for these 2 days.

    A rickety van pulled up to the parking in front … headlights flashed twice … and we went out … OKT with glasses hanging from the edge of his nose … slid the door of the van back … and there were 6 girls inside …

    I was told that one of them was labeled PSE (that’s Porn Star Experience) … but they all looked like under-aged domestic Indonesian maids !! … told the OKT “sorry” … and went back to the lobby … my friend received a call from the OKT that a second van of meows could not be contacted … so I twiddled my thumbs … and had a telekinetic, one-sided conversation with Junior … he reminded me that he had a half-tablet of enhancers running through his veins … so, called the OKT to come back … and settled for Miss PSE … Rp 300,000 for ST .. and Rp 600,000 for LT till 10.00am the following day.

    Esi from Indramayu … located on the western coast of Java … across the mountains of Bandung … great view of the Indian Ocean … 23 years old … 5ft 0in … 32-B … what followed in my hotel room?? … well … I will lay roses on the grave of the man who said “good things come in small packages” …

    As I laid my tools on the side table … Esi brought out a tube of KY … and when she saw the package of Durex Play vibrator condom .. she shivered in sexual anticipation … aahhh !! … she knows what’s coming, having experienced it before ….

    She delivered an oral polish … with the infamous Linda Lovelace technique that had her nose blow-drying my pubic curls on the swallow … a crafted ‘O’ shaped that immersed me in hot, salivary suction that had no sides … and tongue-insulated teeth … I felt engulfed in a twirling, generously lubricated oral vagina that enlightened me to the meaning of the second coming …

    I reciprocated … the infamous lick to release the floodgates … moaning wails of a female tigress resounding from a 22-year old … followed by thighs that gripped me in a headlock and ground my ears to a new aerodynamic slant …

    You will not believe me … the best was yet to be revealed …

    As I capped, and murmured to Junior that with this vibrator ring I thee wed … she positioned me at the entrance of her holey grail … I gently … slowly … eased in until only didi’s head was in … and paused in absolute wonderment and delight !!! …

    It was my 3rd experience of empot empot Madura in 15 years !!! …. for those of you who have never experienced this … you MUST before you lose all erectile capabilities … I do not believe that I can describe it accurately … nevertheless, I will try …

    It is a STRONG, continuous gripping-relaxing-gripping, peristalsis-like vaginal action that is NATURAL … not induced in anyway through muscular action on the girl’s part … it travels like a sequence of running, pulsating neon lights that goes from your did’s head, sliding down the shaft, a gripping anchor at the base, and travels up again … once again, it is NOT INDUCED … a natural reaction from the girl’s heightened sexual pleasure ….

    I went for fully extended, toes pushing, pelvic grinding penetration … switched on the vibrator function … and just laid there … surrendering myself to the explosive cocktail of sensory flashes rippling through every nano-pore of my cock skin … I was groaning … ahh-ing … ohhh-ing … in a sexual bliss … and total liquefied muscle surrender … she was on her own journey to her orgasmic peak from the vibrator … my didi expanded like it would burst and split like a sausage from its own skin … with just a few millimeters of thrust … I shot a torrent so hard … it felt that the force sucked parts of my brain matter out with it .. leaving me totally oblivious to the identity and names of my children …

    I almost blacked out … threw myself to the side … whilst wheezing so hard to breathe that it unclogged the arteries of my heart … I felt that I had cummed enough to last me 6 months !! … but there was a repeat performance … 3 hours later … imagine, discovering an oasis in the Ramadhan desert.

    JAD, my brother, you saved my life !!

    Best,
    Panya

  12. #4649
    Quote Originally Posted by Smoothy
    That new band at CJ's sure sucks. The one they just replaced was fantastic - maybe the best I've seen in my 10 years in Jakarta other than Asia Reforms band at HRC back around 1999.
    What a great place was HRC in those days. Great band indeed. I have some great memories there.
    I still remember my first step inside. When I passed a cute 19yo girl, she asked me "do you want to see me naked?".

  13. #4648
    That new band at CJ's sure sucks. The one they just replaced was fantastic - maybe the best I've seen in my 10 years in Jakarta other than Asia Reforms band at HRC back around 1999.

    Does anyone know where the band that was playing CJ's just recently is playing now?

  14. #4647

    Intro - Mulia and Club 36

    Hey all, have been a lurker here for a while now and am a regular visitor to JKT and all its earthly pleasures.

    Am currently here during the fasting month and am pleased to say that after the first two days there are certain aspects that appear to be maintained vis-a-vis the scene (well the Mulia anyway...)

    I'll just give a quick update on happenings at Hotel Mulia where I was staying

    - CJs continues to operate until 3am every morning

    - The spa has now changed management. Where it used to be an expected norm that a proposition would take place after the massage, now the massage ladies have changed and I've registered two out of three negatives over the last couple of days. Mileage may vary, but hopefully this isnt an indicator of things to come. I have never paid more than 500k after some bargaining, but again, your mileage may vary.

    Would very much like to know if Club 36 is still active during this month, earlier reports indicated this was the case. For those not familiar with the modus operandi of 36, the running order goes

    - band playing local and English songs (and pretty damn good they are too)
    - Ladies removing their garments completely
    - A guest artist of some sort
    - Repeat three to four times between 10pm and 5am

    Personally I really enjoy the atmosphere at Club 36, its a great mix between rock songs, Indo songs, kota techno and friendly debauchery.

    The relations officers are Thai but can speak English and Indo (which is disconcerting!). They will push you for LDs at IDR50k a pop and they cannot be escorted from the premises, so please be careful (pleasant though they are)

    The crowd is largely local Chinese but extremely friendly and drinks prices are reasonable (IDR1 mil minimum spend if you want a table with a view). They had good guest artistes the last time I was here (last week before the fasting month) including some big names like ST12 and Nidji. A couple of westerners around too.

    One big no no, never take pictures of the performers or you will be bundled out and may disappear never to be seen again

    Thanks all!

  15. #4646

    How is this weekend

    Just wanted to check whether Hotel Classic and Club 36 are open this saturday. How about other bars around town. Am heading off home next week to beat the Ramadhan holidays, so thought will have a plunge this weekend before the break. Any info would help.

    Cheers

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