Jakarta

[WazWallaby]

Guys,

The thoughts of a 60 something monger, housebound in Melbourne post-knee replacement, drift back to Jakarta.

The scene is the Cemara Hotel in Menteng, strolling home from a Menteng watering hole late in the evening. The carpark security would often offer up a ruby-lipped working girl who, for a nominal sum would cock gobble you as you stood between two cars, with the security guy on lookout or more likely, looking on. One time paid the girl to suck off the guard and he was forever grateful, sending girls my way over a memorable week's stay. Girls of every shape, size, type and age. They shared one certainty, Jakarta sluts down to their toe-nails, and often a tad foul-mouthed to boot. Oh, doesn't that type excite a hard-on from us all?

Just round the corner is The Treva Hotel, the Tits and Trivial, as we called it. At night you could dial up a girl from their posse of masseuses, and for a (cheap by Oz standards) fee the chubby darling would ride you cowgirl around the 13th floor rooftop pool. After you had unloaded, she would nonchalantly toss the condom off the roof, to land who knows where, and wash out her fanny by the pool edge. Can't say I ever went for a swim there.  With a bit of bargaining, 30 minutes later she would send up her spinner mate, and there followed a good doggie with lady gripping the glass edged fence railing and yours truly ploughing her bouncy brown buttocks as we both looked 13 floors down to the slums below. Over a couple of years the boys gave those masseuses a huge workout and poured loads of cum and cash into their hot slots.

Truly, Jkta is an amazing place, where, if you are working and get to know the local scene and lingo just a little, you will have fanny thrown in your face on a daily basis. Soon as the knee is right, I am hopping a Garuda from Tullamarine to Bali, and when I have finished with the hostie, aim to fuck myself through Java, from Bali to Banten and back again. See you there.

[BabaLoda]

I know the festive month of Ramadan is under way, so anyone reading the pun in the subject line please do note its unintentional. Or is it?

Anyway, this is a report of SAGI hotel & Spa (named after one of the sun-signs). Went there yesterday, at around 3 pm. I find it to be a sweet spot as there isn't a lot of traffic (on the road, as well as in the hotel). And the thirsts are still unquenched (ours as well as the girls). Its like being the first customer in a hotel room, things are clean, shiny and sparkling. But as the day progresses, room get messy, sheets get crumpled. You get the drift.

But We digress. So coming back on track, met this young cewek. Name is Caca. She is one of the 'super-agents' (another fancy name for their freelancers). Gosh, oh gosh. Slim, gorgeous, not big chested but firm and handful, amazingly firm butts (a rarity in Jakarta), beautiful smile and succulent lips. As I write, can still taste and feel them.

What I have realized, especially with the FLs is that the act needs to be a narrative. Or a theatre. If you will. So I typically would play a nice song on my phone, chit-chat a bit, and just slowly start caressing and fondling (hair) as we speak. Wait for the perfect moment. Before landing the kiss on the lips (no tongue so far). And then the river takes its own course! I will not bore you with the details, but I had an absolutely fantastic session with her.

She was wet, she was horny and she dug her nails in my back, ouch!

So brothers (and sisters, I don't judge) go have her. She is not a meal, but is a delicate dessert.

Cheers,

BL.

[BabaLoda]

Entertaining post like always. Was wondering were the girls topless?

Girls werent topless. They were bored. But not topless.

[BabaLoda]

Entertaining post like always. Was wondering were the girls topless?

No girls were topless. They were bored for sure. But not topless.

[KilledSoul]

Date of review: 26th April 2019.
From Uzbek. Nelly. Stunningly tall girl, small boobs, lovely erect nips and a super cute face. Oh did I mention. Really tall. I think she is around 178 cms if I am not wrong.

Cest la vie brothers. Cest la vie.

Entertaining post like always. Was wondering were the girls topless?

[SteelBaton]

Malio closed tonight on the first night of Ramadan (Sunday), but guard says they will be open as usual on Tuesday.

I'm back to Jakarta after many years of absence and tried to visit Delta spa today but was closed due to Ramadan. Same with Fortune hotel and spa. Is anything open and available during this period?

[Zippos]

Try blocking the contact on your phone! That should stop your viber hidden contact from calling you. You will still get the call if viber app is open and will show you missed call on chat history.

My most favorite is messenger now as you can have second or third profile set and switch between within a sec.

I use Viber now, it has a secret chat function that allows messages to automatically disappear. It can be password protected for certain contacts. That doesn't stop someone from calling you however. I do register that number to an overseas SIM card so that anyone who connects with me doesn't have my home number.

[Charm City Dave]

I'm back to Jakarta after many years of absence and tried to visit Delta spa today but was closed due to Ramadan. Same with Fortune hotel and spa. Is anything open and available during this period?

I was there last year. Big mistake. CJs and Bats were open but sparse. I only had luck with a few regulars I knew and a couple I met on Tinder, but even that was relatively dead as well. A friend (and Jakarta expert) has well intentionally opined that I'd clean up on Tinder as there would be few guys in Jakarta and girls would be desperate. Not my experience.

I was there even a week after Ramadan was over after Eid for a few days and it was still dead, though I'm not a brothel guy so I didn't visit them....

[Lifeingr]

I'm back to Jakarta after many years of absence and tried to visit Delta spa today but was closed due to Ramadan. Same with Fortune hotel and spa. Is anything open and available during this period?

[SteelBaton]

Whatsapp is the most popular these days, but the security options are sub-par. I use Viber now, it has a secret chat function that allows messages to automatically disappear. It can be password protected for certain contacts. That doesn't stop someone from calling you however. I do register that number to an overseas SIM card so that anyone who connects with me doesn't have my home number.

Awesome report! Jakarta always amazes!

On a side note, I block my contacts as well and just realized that on Whatsapp, you can go to privacy and all your blocked contacts are listed!! I am now concerned as the wifey has a tendency of checking the phone and I'm doomed if she figures this one out.

Will appreciate any tips.

Cheers.

[BabaLoda]

What's the price at Malio for imports like her these days?

My setback was around IDR 2.5 mio (approx). But there are different rates. Chinese are 2.2,m Viets are 2. Thai are also 2 I think. Locals are cheap (and horrible).

[ItIsMe83]

A cheap phone costs less than $100. Is it worth $100 or less to you to keep your activities private? How much would a divorce cost you? Buy a burner phone, use it, and if necessary throw it out. I know so many guys that have been caught by their wives cause they did not do this. Cost them a hell of a lot more than $100 per trip away.

Indeed. Also girls are real smart. I was with regular girls in Jakarta while having a GF from states. Once I went on a cruise in FL and the girl I was dating found out about me because one of her indo friends was working on that specific boat (What are the frigging odds.) and told her.

Another time I was walking in BKK on a first date and some girl comes up to me (didn't even remember her) and screamed my name and said: hey remember me from Angeles city. This was a gogo girl who even was with a guy walking around on Sukhumvit. I denied knowing her and told my date I had no clue who she was and got away with it in the end but jeez.

Another time I I was visiting a theme park and told a girl I hanged out with a few times in Jakarta and turned out she was checking the hashtag from that park and my then GF posted a pic of us and through that hashtag she found that pic. Hahaha. I have been really naive sometimes in the past making these mistakes. Also found one girl taking pics of my passport when I left it in the room. Obv. Kicked her out straight away and now lock most things in the safe.

You really need to be careful if you want to hide things these days with social media's etc. If they add your normal number in their phone your insta account and other social media's might also show up to them if you have them linked to the same number. Aka: get a separate phone with a separate number.

[Zippos]

Most apps has a blocking and hiding features such as.

1. WhatsApp. Block under privacy and also archive the message conversation.

2. FB messenger. Mute and hide the conversation. Also, you can add second account on the same messenger and keep all the girls contact there. When needed, just switch the account.

3. Viber. Viber tends to be best as you can password protect conversations and it will not pop-up until you type in the password in search window.

Any girl that I like to intend to visit them in future. I usually ask them to use Viber. Once in a while I would Open the conversation just to keep in touch. Also, viber notifies you if the girl has changed her number.

For iPhone options of keeping a secret folder is limited but for Android, you can even get a hidden folder where you keep all the apps that you don't want anyone to see. Hope these helps. Happy Safe Mongering.

Awesome report! Jakarta always amazes!

On a side note, I wonder if you can help: I always block my contacts as well yet I just realized that in your whatsapp, if you go to privacy, you can see all the blocked contacts! I am now super concerned in case the wifey figures this out (she likes mingling with my phone. I guess she has some doubts).

Will appreciate any tips.

Cheers.

[Ceegee]

A cheap phone costs less than $100. Is it worth $100 or less to you to keep your activities private? How much would a divorce cost you? Buy a burner phone, use it, and if necessary throw it out. I know so many guys that have been caught by their wives cause they did not do this. Cost them a hell of a lot more than $100 per trip away.

[SeaTraveler]

On a side note, I block my contacts as well and just realized that on Whatsapp, you can go to privacy and all your blocked contacts are listed!! I am now concerned as the wifey has a tendency of checking the phone and I'm doomed if she figures this one out.
Will appreciate any tips.
Cheers.

When my Samsung phone is set to LONG battery life, it disables all those unnecessary apps like WhatsApp, but phone, email, camera, maps & text are all still active. That's how I keep my wife's prying eyes at bay.