Jakarta

[LoveItHere69]

So instead of impinging on my credibility why don't you actually post a trip report?

EDIT: I went and looked at all your recent posts. You are just a troll. Probably jerking off in mommy basement.

He was on the Colombian forum a few years back. He has never been anywhere or done anything. Everyone from the Colombian forum were saying the same thing: "troll", "mom's basement", etc, etc, and so on. ADMINs need to delete his access to this entire website!

[Offshore Swell]

This was one of the first issues I brought up on this forum, and was lambasted for it. So, now that you mention it, I'll ask again: How much of a danger are the 'Sharia police' to western mongers? Details appreciated.

Hmm, difficult to quantify the risk. Everythings good fun untill they catch you with your pants down. The women are the worst Fat sadists in jilbabs, but the force seems to attract the zealots. They're mean.

Before you come you should sew maybe five US $100 bills into your shirt and wear it everywhere, even if you smell. Don't take it off. If theres a knock on the door when you are with a girl. Put your shirt on first. Don't worry about your dangly old nuts hanging down. When they kick the door in you should be wearing that shirt.

Another trick which OS often does is to dress like them. You can go to Tanah Abang textile market and get yourself some religous robes. There's a whole floor of stalls. OS will dress up like them for a nights partying and instead of handcuffs, the Sharia police are high fiving you when the raid happens.

Another advantage of this kind of robe is it's very easy to relieve yourself without anybody noticing if the toilet isn't clean or simply not available. You can walk up to the bus stop and pretend to be reading the timetable and then just walk away nonchalantly, leaving behind a pile or a puddle depending on your movement.

It sounds scary but with a little subterfuge. The sharia police are quite easy to negotiate.

[HotDog666]

So first impressions: some of the feedback here is great but perhaps a little out of date. SIM Card at airport costs like 350 k, the bluebird taxis ask for 450 k, the app ones charge 265 k. Had some dinner at the Gajah Mada food court, not great. Went to Classic around 10 pm, it's true what they say about how pushy the mamasan are, very annoying. I wanted to get a feel of the place, and they literally won't take no for an answer. Perhaps my expectations were too high but the talent, whilst not terrible, wasn't great. I wasn't even in the mood but just to run the course, I settled for a young lady who was easy on the eye. Not bad service but it's not something you would necessarily want to travel thousands of miles for. Jkk isn't mindblowing. Anyway, I hope to meet a Tinder date and go to some other places mentioned in the forum so hopefully things will get better.

[Joe Brooklyn]

Lastly, beware of the Sharia police, they have a habit of knowing what seedy old farts like you are up to. A lashing at their hands is never enjoyable.

This was one of the first issues I brought up on this forum, and was lambasted for it. So, now that you mention it, I'll ask again: How much of a danger are the 'Sharia police' to western mongers? Details appreciated.

[Offshore Swell]

Was down with covid and in between RTFF done. Thanks expat for your kind words of encouragement. I have a few Q's, please be nice and reply.

1. Need to be vary of ladyboys? Lots of them in SEA.

2. mongers are complaining of the horrendous traffic, any which way to get past this, like grab bike rides.

3. Any BJ bars like in thailand.

4. top 3 punting houses and any for INTERNATIONAL talent.

5. language barrier with ladies.

6. usual scams if any.

Hitting Bali after this.

Hello good sir. OS shall now help you with your enquiries. Please excuse the delay in replying. OS has been busy attending other matters.

1.

Ladyboys. Yes definitely around. Your safest bet is to have the request for no ladyboys saved on your phone in the local dialect " Gue ngilir banci". Show this to any in your circle of assistance, hotel concierges, mamasans, etc etc.

2.

Jakarta traffic can be horrendous. You are correct. OS would recommend the by Grab which is the predominant motorcycle taxi service. They have a new service called Grab Feel. With only young female riders and as the name suggests with relatively modest charge, your hands are free to wander during the ride. This will ensure you arrive at your destination all barred up and ready for action.

3.

Blowjob bars. Sadly, not anymore. In days gone by you could be fellated whilst enjoying your beer at Dee's Place bar in Blok M. Why OS remebers dumping a load of cum with his big thing into some maiden sitting on a bar stool in the corner there. Then finishing his beer, getting up and leaving. While she squatted over the waste paper basket scooping out all his splooge.

4.

Top three punting houses. Classic, Malioboro and Travel For INTERNATIONAL. Go to 1001.

5.

Language barriers with the ladies. Well you're in Indonesia. The girls may speak Javanese, Sundanese, Bahasa Indonesia and if lucky. English. What were you hoping for?

6.

Scams. You may be subsceptible here. The 100 scam is doing the rounds just now. An Indonesian will approach you and ask if they can hold your wallet. After you give it to them they will then ask you to close your eyes and count to 100. The really funny bit is when you open your eyes. There's so many of them and they all look the same. You can't work out which one you gave your wallet to. It's a deceptively simple scam and a number of posters here have fallen for it, some more than once.

Lastly, beware of the Sharia police, they have a habit of knowing what seedy old farts like you are up to. A lashing at their hands is never enjoyable.

We are all really excited you are coming to Jakarta and ditto all those Balinese waiting for you to hit them.

[Amadeuss]

I lived and worked in Jakarta 20 odd years ago. Back then the go to places were CJ's and be. A. T. S to pick up freelancers at around IDR350 K per pop ST, IDR500 k LT and the occasional 9/10's asking for around IDR700 K. Blok M was also very much alive, and there were places like Tiga Puluh (had a few good nights) and also Blowfish, Dragonfly etc.

So this trip was very much a walk down memory lane. Staying in the Harmoni area. Some decent hotels (Yello, Harris, Grand Mercure (around there. Walking distance to Malio and close to Classic, Travel etc.
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I like your report as it is equivalent to my experience from the past and expectations nowadays.

Contrary to other monger destinations, the prices did not change as much. Except the demands of 2 Mio and more of the more mature and "frequently-fucked" ladies at BAT's and Cj's. In the panti pijat you can apparently still find the younger, less professional generation to treat you well as bule.

What is totally gone are the brothel-areas for a 70.000 Rps ST. But well. I still will give it a try again in near future on memory lane.

[Hung Man 1808]

It seems some are finding mommie's basement a bit underwelming over Christmas, so here they are to spread the misery. Once they can venture outside again (or get bored from lack of responses, hint hint people) they'll move on.

Unfortunately that still leaves us wishing for September next year to roll around sooner rather than later. I doubt we'll get a minute by minute report on the most planned three days ever in the history of visting Jakarta though.

Maybe AI can be set up to automatically provide the most appropriate response to the standard "girl friendly hotel / places to find girls / contact numbers / hold my hand and show me" requests: RTFF.

That's enough, need to save my typing quota for the responses to the real genuine girls I've met in Indo in response to 'send 200 k (it's always 200 k) for nude videos / photos' or 'sakit mother / father / child / baby / mami send money' or even 'when you back. I miss you bebe' so my time there is maximised. Which won't be detailed here in a blow by blow report.

[Expat American]

"I found all types there. Interestingly even some very slim girls had decent sized natural tits. But also found some skinny flat chested ones. And many with womanly curves. Didn't see porky ones like in the Phils. Also every girl there was below 25. And no fake boobs and few tats. I was highly impressed. ".

"Also every girl there was below 25" SERIOUSLY.

Probably every venue I visited the MAJORITY was over 25.

Kings Cross CJs BATs KI Travel Classic Malio and some smaller brothels et al.

So you were either very drunk or very blind.

Yes most of these venues are very very dark.



Also every girl there was below 25? But seriously? Now me thinks you are deliberately into fibbing.

Ok Dude. If that makes you happier in your miserable existence to just sit there and criticize my accurate and detailed report of my personal experience, go ahead. If you have actual experience you could post your own TR. But its much easier to take pot shots at other people who actually contribute useful and meaningful reports isn't it? Especially when you probably don't even have a passport. Go to the Pattaya forum and link up with other trolls there you will at least have some company of other losers. LOL.

[MarquisdeSade1]

"Keep those words in mind! They apply to yourself too!

Incoherent much?

[Menteng]

"I know other posters have had different experiences and I don't know why but this was my experience".

Keep those words in mind! They apply to yourself too!

[MarquisdeSade1]

"I found all types there. Interestingly even some very slim girls had decent sized natural tits. But also found some skinny flat chested ones. And many with womanly curves. Didn't see porky ones like in the Phils. Also every girl there was below 25. And no fake boobs and few tats. I was highly impressed. ".

"Also every girl there was below 25" SERIOUSLY.

Probably every venue I visited the MAJORITY was over 25.

Kings Cross CJs BATs KI Travel Classic Malio and some smaller brothels et al.

So you were either very drunk or very blind.

Yes most of these venues are very very dark.

Also every girl there was below 25? But seriously? Now me thinks you are deliberately into fibbing.

[MarquisdeSade1]

"So instead of impinging on my credibility why don't you actually post a trip report?

EDIT: I went and looked at all your recent posts. You are just a troll. Probably jerking off in mommy basement. ".

I rest my case!!

[Krack Jack]

Generic reply and probably of no use. Plus I see you are not from this forum so I see no point, Jakarta members share and participate, knock knock.

1. It is easy to identify. Or you can ask. In my experience, ladyboys never shy from accepting that they are one.

2. Stay close to the hot spots.

3. Read Forum.

4. Read Forum.

5. Use Google Translae.

6. Scams happen everywhere. Just think twice and stay away from shady places.

[Scarer]

Was down with covid and in between RTFF done. Thanks expat for your kind words of encouragement. I have a few Q's, please be nice and reply.

1. Need to be vary of ladyboys? Lots of them in SEA.

2. mongers are complaining of the horrendous traffic, any which way to get past this, like grab bike rides.

3. Any BJ bars like in thailand.

4. top 3 punting houses and any for INTERNATIONAL talent.

5. language barrier with ladies.

6. usual scams if any.

Hitting Bali after this.

1. It is easy to identify. Or you can ask. In my experience, ladyboys never shy from accepting that they are one.

2. Stay close to the hot spots.

3. Read Forum.

4. Read Forum.

5. Use Google Translae.

6. Scams happen everywhere. Just think twice and stay away from shady places.

[Expat American]

Well while this is a well written report I have my concerns with the veracity of it, I suspect at best a huge amount of hyperbole or beer goggles reporting, just add alcohol.

Dark smokey venues loud music with horny guys and you get very inaccurate information.

First off quality is subjective, what he describes as awesome talent is not so awesome to me, but I don't drink, so theres that.

Also I think I'm a decent looking guy in 6' 2" blonde hair blue not fat or old (yet).

And he doesn't mention that many of these girls don't like white guys, especially the better looking ones, I think they have plenty of customers and they don't need a negative rep from the locals that see them going with white guys, nobody will care about the less attractive ones.

This report is so over the top positive it can be read like a paid infomercial.

The BBFS comments are very suspect, I don't like condoms, but will say the chance of this being 100% accurate.

Is likely to be close to 0% if not 0%.

He mentioned hes not a "cheap charlie" well that reads as deliberately misleading, firstly unless you're doing many repeats (the girls wouldn't know this) and you have been around years that might help.

But for just a couple days? I feel that's a completely dishonest comment, and as far as not being a cheap charlie I don't think if Brad Pitt walked into these places throwing cash around, that would make a any difference at least not to the better looking ones, they get plenty of locals and wouldn't care.

In my experience there, all of this seems quite unlikely.

Jakarta has a ton of negatives but he doesn't really touch on them.

"I know other posters have had different experiences and I don't know why but this was my experience".

This comment suggests he doesn't expect this post to be received as very credible, so he won't be surprised when it isn't.

I just wish when guys want to rave about how great a place is, post a few face pics, and please let them be of girls you actually did there BBFS.

In closing lolol some guys like telling big fish stories, this is the perfect format for it.

Go to any bar or brothel or gym in the world.

And you will see them with several gullible guys listening in.

They love the attention.

My policy is take each report with a grain of salt.

There are too many bullshitters in the world, read with caution.

When I started reading ISG I was gullible and took huge expensive trips to places and spent lots of cash only to find out who I listened to.

Either was a bullshitting cheerleader or had way different standards than I.

Do what you want when you read reports like this.

But I operate from the assumption that its all inaccurate / bullshit.

And work from there.

If one monger writes a glowing report about a place, 10000 miles away from your home.

You may want to proceed with caution!!

So instead of impinging on my credibility why don't you actually post a trip report?

EDIT: I went and looked at all your recent posts. You are just a troll. Probably jerking off in mommy basement.