Jakarta

[CodeName47]

In the event you go, make sure your will allows cremation.

Please wear a condom when in Indonesia to avoid multiplying.

OS.

There are few kinds of trolls in forums in general. But particularly these responses are amazing and entertaining.

Either one should help to answer or if it feels like not making 'Sense' one could ignore and keep moving. There is no reason to respond with gibberish text about politics and rude responses which is not going to assist anyone.

There are plenty of reasons why people seeking others opinions. If one do not want to respond, no one forces to post rude responses.

[Skepti10]

I was interested in knowing more about how others plan during this period.

There are few reasonable responses other than quoting the obvious.

I am not interested in politics or bareback either. .

While I think this is likely just a strain of the common flu, and does not seem deadly unless you have a weakened immune system, I would still rather not risking flying to Asia at this stage.

I'm also concerned that Indonesia has zero reported cases. This seems to be a case of the Indonesian government not testing / reporting cases rather than there being no confirmed patients in the entire country. If northern europe has confirmed cases, a place like Bali has 100% been infected already.

[CodeName47]

In defence of Mr Engine Driver, this question strikes me as particularly dumb. When you lead with your chin you can't be offended when somebody jabs it. Please wear a condom when in Indonesia to avoid multiplying.

Should you be concerned about the coronavirus?


In the yes camp you should be concerned about the coronovirus if:

You live in Wuhan, China.

It spreads to Indonesia.

You can get it from your handphone.

You can get it from toilet seats.

It turns out that the coronavirus was introduced by Trump and the CIA and China responds with the Tsingtao virus.


On the other hand you should not be concerned if:

You recently recovered from the coronavirus and are now immune.

You only use squat toilets.

They discover a cure.

You don't care.

Trump releases the antidote.


Hope that helps.

OS.

I was interested in knowing more about how others plan during this period.

There are few reasonable responses other than quoting the obvious.

I am not interested in politics or bareback either. .

[Offshore Swell]

I am planning for my next trip. I am thinking about March. Should I worry about Coronovirus?

In defence of Mr Engine Driver, this question strikes me as particularly dumb. When you lead with your chin you can't be offended when somebody jabs it. Please wear a condom when in Indonesia to avoid multiplying.

Should you be concerned about the coronavirus?


In the yes camp you should be concerned about the coronovirus if:

You live in Wuhan, China.

It spreads to Indonesia.

You can get it from your handphone.

You can get it from toilet seats.

It turns out that the coronavirus was introduced by Trump and the CIA and China responds with the Tsingtao virus.


On the other hand you should not be concerned if:

You recently recovered from the coronavirus and are now immune.

You only use squat toilets.

They discover a cure.

You don't care.

Trump releases the antidote.


Hope that helps.

OS.

[BenderOver]

Isn't that area very close to the infamous taman lawang IE your ladies may be packing something extra.

Haha, I was in Bali and walked down this one street where the Marriott Courtyard is located. A bunch of sexy gals wearing the most incredibly sexy outfits. All looked like hookers of course. I spoke to one and immediately got the heebee jeebees. I mean RED ALERT on the gaydar. Went to the other, and same thing! By the third one, I was looking around for a hidden camera or some indonesian idiot jumping out of the bushes laughing and yelling suprise! Nope. Instead, I found a few gaybars back to back. Ok. Keep walking. Nothing to see here folks. Damn those dudes are put together well. Ha-ha-ha!

[CodeName47]

How exactly would the mongers on this board know? It's something you will need to decide for yourself.

Thank you for the informative response as usual Engine.

[CodeName47]

In the event you go, make sure your will allows cremation.

Will allows? I am not quite there yet.

[Dg8787]

I am planning for my next trip. I am thinking about March. Should I worry about Coronovirus?

In the event you go, make sure your will allows cremation.

[Engine Driver]

I am planning for my next trip. I am thinking about March. Should I worry about Coronovirus?

How exactly would the mongers on this board know? It's something you will need to decide for yourself.

[Banana Boi]

MC, please clear some space in your inbox please.

[MutantChicken]

WHERE ARE THE TRIP REPORTS?
Has everyone left Jakarta?

Hi friends, I am back today morning after my first 5 days visit to Jakarta. I met with one working lady and one girl who is about to start her job in Jakarta. VIsited all floors in classic, went to the'Heaven in Kelap Gading. Visited Travel, Colosseum club. Went to Bandung for one night. Last two nights stayed in BFashion hotel west Jakarta. As seniors said everything is spread out in Jakarta. Need five or six visits for me to explore places as I won't be able to stay more than 4 days. Missed Blok M,Kotah Indah etcetc. Will again come on March end and the place belongs to my kind of action. Excellent experience except one incident. When I am back from CJ bar with my working girfriend police stopped the car and asked to lower the glass. Said tourist inside. The lady with me told them we are coming after a conference. I showed the passport copy. They let us go. She was dressed in her office dress. I was thinking about giving 100 k to police as we discussed in the forum.

Detailed reports of each days will follows. Now I have to finish the work pooled in 5 days in my office.

Long live mongers.

Regards.

There are no trip reports as after the great informative report by thampi62 who told us not to underestimate him and other tourists mongers what else is there to write about to add to his comprehensive trip report.

[SeaTraveler]

WHERE ARE THE TRIP REPORTS?
Has everyone left Jakarta?

[Menteng]

Smoothy and Seatraveler, I'm baffled! Very few girls that make you have a happy ending in their mouth?

In all those years, when I felt like giving CIM, I always have succeeded. Maybe because the magic words I used were "mandi kucing" or "beso negro".

When they are willing to perform that, you can bet that CIM is included. I agree with Ggekko though, that swallowing is rare.

[Ggekko2009]

What can then happen is a close examination and puzzlement that even though OS is not of the muslim faith, he is circumcised. This can lead on to stories of clients and the horrors of what can lie beneath the foreskin. OS had previously known the name of this type of horror as cheese, but on a recent visit to favourite bordello had a lovely young lady explain how she pulled back a foreskin on a customer and there were mushrooms growing there in a ring around his cock. Her words. "jamur".

It should be a given that one should keep the private area groomed, clean and hygienic down there if you are to expect the girls to go down on you and to expect her to take it in the mouth. If you have a "sunat" or circumcision, girls are usually much more willing to do BBBJ on you.

[Offshore Swell]

OS loves conversation with the girls who populate the many Jakarta bordello's. Some, love a conversation, others are in autopilot mode while some, but not so many are hostile, sometimes from ignorance, experience, or they are just fearful that big bule thing will split them in half.

What OS is always struck with is the humanity in these girls, how much some of them can actually enjoy sex and their ability to make the best of a bad deal which is a general Indonesian attribute and when treated well, how much GFE is out there.

OS of course, is always happy to oblige the ones who like sex. The others however, can require empathy, patience and generosity and a true punter should always be prepared to write off their investment and walk away if the situation with a lady becomes problematic, leave her with some respect and dignity. Certainly, a product of the so many of these ladies of negotiable affections that OS has had the privelige of knowing, is that over time, one begins to understand the rythym's and touch, that can draw them out. Mostly instinctive but so often surprising, it has provided OS with so much enjoyment.

So the conversation in the room can go anywhere. Sometimes it can begin with the size of OS's big thing of which OS, modestly denies all knowledge. What can then happen is a close examination and puzzlement that even though OS is not of the muslim faith, he is circumcised. This can lead on to stories of clients and the horrors of what can lie beneath the foreskin. OS had previously known the name of this type of horror as cheese, but on a recent visit to favourite bordello had a lovely young lady explain how she pulled back a foreskin on a customer and there were mushrooms growing there in a ring around his cock. Her words. "jamur".

OS didn't take the oppurtunity to introduce the lady to the tales of fairies and pots of gold that can sometimes accompany mushrooms is it would have likely confused her, but in the spirit of generosity accepted the broader translation to include mushrooms, toadstools, fungus, mould and things like that, although OS remains curious to see what a ring of happy red and white mushrooms around the chaps penis might have looked like.

Certainly, our lady was horrified and cancelled the booking, as was OS at the rendition of the tale.

OS resolved then and there to be extra nice to his elderly mother some more for her Presbyterian faith but is uncertain how to raise the subject of his circumcision to say thank you. As an interim though, OS recommends a good wash.

Hope that helps.

OS.