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02-16-20 23:02 #15218
Posts: 145Originally Posted by OffshoreSwell [View Original Post]
There are few reasonable responses other than quoting the obvious.
I am not interested in politics or bareback either. .
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02-16-20 12:29 #15217
Posts: 489Originally Posted by CodeName47 [View Original Post]
Should you be concerned about the coronavirus?
In the yes camp you should be concerned about the coronovirus if:
You live in Wuhan, China.
It spreads to Indonesia.
You can get it from your handphone.
You can get it from toilet seats.
It turns out that the coronavirus was introduced by Trump and the CIA and China responds with the Tsingtao virus.
On the other hand you should not be concerned if:
You recently recovered from the coronavirus and are now immune.
You only use squat toilets.
They discover a cure.
You don't care.
Trump releases the antidote.
Hope that helps.
OS.
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02-16-20 10:05 #15216
Posts: 145Originally Posted by MutantChicken [View Original Post]
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02-16-20 09:59 #15215
Posts: 145Originally Posted by EngineDriver [View Original Post]
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02-16-20 09:56 #15214
Posts: 145Will allows cremation:(
Originally Posted by Dg8787 [View Original Post]
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02-14-20 23:45 #15213
Posts: 3244Originally Posted by CodeName47 [View Original Post]
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02-14-20 22:05 #15212
Posts: 2116Originally Posted by CodeName47 [View Original Post]
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02-14-20 20:26 #15211
Posts: 6257MC, please clear some space in your inbox please.
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02-14-20 16:40 #15210
Posts: 656Originally Posted by SeaTraveler [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Thampi62 [View Original Post]
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02-14-20 14:49 #15209
Posts: 159Missing
WHERE ARE THE TRIP REPORTS?
Has everyone left Jakarta?
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02-12-20 21:13 #15208
Posts: 1652Cim
Smoothy and Seatraveler, I'm baffled! Very few girls that make you have a happy ending in their mouth?
In all those years, when I felt like giving CIM, I always have succeeded. Maybe because the magic words I used were "mandi kucing" or "beso negro".
When they are willing to perform that, you can bet that CIM is included. I agree with Ggekko though, that swallowing is rare.
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02-12-20 20:54 #15207
Posts: 533Originally Posted by OffshoreSwell [View Original Post]
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02-12-20 16:44 #15206
Posts: 489On the subject of CIM.
OS loves conversation with the girls who populate the many Jakarta bordello's. Some, love a conversation, others are in autopilot mode while some, but not so many are hostile, sometimes from ignorance, experience, or they are just fearful that big bule thing will split them in half.
What OS is always struck with is the humanity in these girls, how much some of them can actually enjoy sex and their ability to make the best of a bad deal which is a general Indonesian attribute and when treated well, how much GFE is out there.
OS of course, is always happy to oblige the ones who like sex. The others however, can require empathy, patience and generosity and a true punter should always be prepared to write off their investment and walk away if the situation with a lady becomes problematic, leave her with some respect and dignity. Certainly, a product of the so many of these ladies of negotiable affections that OS has had the privelige of knowing, is that over time, one begins to understand the rythym's and touch, that can draw them out. Mostly instinctive but so often surprising, it has provided OS with so much enjoyment.
So the conversation in the room can go anywhere. Sometimes it can begin with the size of OS's big thing of which OS, modestly denies all knowledge. What can then happen is a close examination and puzzlement that even though OS is not of the muslim faith, he is circumcised. This can lead on to stories of clients and the horrors of what can lie beneath the foreskin. OS had previously known the name of this type of horror as cheese, but on a recent visit to favourite bordello had a lovely young lady explain how she pulled back a foreskin on a customer and there were mushrooms growing there in a ring around his cock. Her words. "jamur".
OS didn't take the oppurtunity to introduce the lady to the tales of fairies and pots of gold that can sometimes accompany mushrooms is it would have likely confused her, but in the spirit of generosity accepted the broader translation to include mushrooms, toadstools, fungus, mould and things like that, although OS remains curious to see what a ring of happy red and white mushrooms around the chaps penis might have looked like.
Certainly, our lady was horrified and cancelled the booking, as was OS at the rendition of the tale.
OS resolved then and there to be extra nice to his elderly mother some more for her Presbyterian faith but is uncertain how to raise the subject of his circumcision to say thank you. As an interim though, OS recommends a good wash.
Hope that helps.
OS.
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02-11-20 18:19 #15205
Posts: 533Originally Posted by Smoothy [View Original Post]
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02-11-20 12:43 #15204
Posts: 3497Originally Posted by SeaTraveler [View Original Post]