Jakarta

[Dorman]

Thanks for the translations gentlemen, I think the "mEt pG. . .sBIMny" was the confusing bit, perfectly obvious now when I see it written properly, honestly sometimes you feel like an Ultra code breaker in Beltchley Park when you try to work out these texts and why do they insist on the upper case/lower case letters? And as for the ones who can't spell! Oh dear I think I'm starting to show my age now. I also see that 'Abang' of course refers to me not the sender, schoolboy stuff really, I have to say he's remarkably polite given the circumstances don't you think?

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to stick to the other 1131 contacts or better yet steal Menteng's handphone, now that would make for interesting reading.

[Smoothy]

"Selamat pagi Abang! Sebelumnya saya mau minta maaf, jangan cari-cari cewek yang pakai nomor 0815******. Itu cewek saya. Terimakasih Abang!"

I'm curious. If cW and Cw are both abbreviations for cewek, what is the abbreviation for cowok?

[Menteng]

"mEt pG Abng sBIMny sY mAu minta mAaf,jN6n cArI2 Cw y6 pAke No 0815****** Itu cW sY.trimA kSh Abng"

The translation is not for Dorman who speaks Indonesian fluently, but for those who don't.

"Good morning, bro. Begging your pardon in advance, but please don't contact the girl whose phonenumber is 0815*******. She's my girl! Thank you, bro."

Dorman, maybe that's an sms from a girl who doesn't want to share your affections with another! A nice way to eliminate competition!
But, she must know better. She should have mentioned those other 1132 phonenumbers that you may not contact

[Traveler1234]

How much did she cost you and was she happy with it?

Cheers

When are you returning my friend?

[Dorman]

First of all I'd like to thank JAD for his helpful translation of my mysterious sms message, it pretty much confirms what I thought.

Hopefully, if I'm not asking too much, he might also help explain a decidedly irritating experience I had in the Malioboro Spa this evening.

It was 10pm and I was watching the go-go dancers do their stuff, nothing special but when one of them approached me I gave her tits the customary rub and nodded for the usual recompense (50,000 per squeeze), I was a bit disconcerted when this was translated into three shots but I'm a big boy and got over it and went on to check out the "local" section in the wine bar (not being particularly enthused by over-priced Ukrainians in the main bar).

Anyway I took my seat and a Mama dutifully arrived, she explained that the girls celebrating a birthday by knocking back a bottle of Johnny Walker in the adjacent booth were her girls. No problem, she insisted that number *** was the best girl, but I didn't fancy her, were there any others? Yes of course but he kept coming back to the same girl, meanwhile I noticed other clients were getting the full "line 'em up and let the punters see the goodies" treatment. At this point I got a little bit irritated and asked Mama why my selection was being so limited.

She said that some of the girls didn't like bules, now remember this is a club that provides Ukrainian and Russian not to mention Thai and Chinese girls on tap. I remained calm and asked whether it was only bules the girls didn't like, no she replied they don't like Arabs either! I remarked that this was a bit out of order, she sighed and agreed and said it was the boss's fault; "they don't punish the girls enough"! As you can imagine I was getting a little annoyed at this point and a male "papasan" arrived and called on his retinue, but it was quite obvious that he was offering me the second eleven and the quality girls were being reserved for the other customers.

Well I am usually an easygoing chap, I accept I'm a foreigner in this town and the same privileges don't apply to me but I have to say this bugged me a bit, I had more than enough cash to enjoy an evening that some of the local clientèle could only dream of but I was getting distinctly second class treatment so I did something I've never done before; I complained. As I was paying I mentioned to the cashier that I was unhappy about the discriminatory practices, a young lad, the boss I presume, heard me and asked for details, he called the male "papasan" and whilst my BI might not be perfect I could clearly hear that he confirmed my story. Anyway the upshot was that I said I wasn't happy, the boss didn't seem terribly concerned, I said I would mention it on the internet, he still didn't seem bothered, so I paid my bill and being a man of my word I'm posting this up.

If Malioboro think I misunderstood their position, they have the perfect forum to contradict me.

[Barson]

Another hotel travel report

This time it was little Malak 19yos from Bogor

I went into the deep end of the joint where the floor is elevated a little from the main floor.

Nice face with beautiful eyes. Small little body but very sexily.

She was very comforting and allow for fingering both holes but while we were on doggie, tried to enter from behind and she cried out of pain so stop. Suppose if well prepare with lube, she would likely allow it since got her all wet.

FJ was very good with her very tight pussy. This girl gave very good attention on BBBJ kept going down for more. I even sttod up on the bed to give her all access and boy that felt pretty good having little thing wondering down there when you were standing up.

There you go my short report. So far travel kept delivering the goods At 285k a pop and its upper standard. Will keep coming back.

Oh. Like other previous monger, donot use the massge service in this place. They are not very well trained to do traditional stuff. Almost ruin my back when I went there the other time. You know that sort of place where they just kill time hurting you until the FJ negotiation. I would go to tropical SPA if for massage.

Cheers

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[Knight 1001]

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Here is the information on Luki:
Body: 7-8
Attitude: 8
Performance: 8
Age: 25-28
Tits 34C, ALL Natural

Thought this would good information to share with other members of ISG.

WOODMAN

How much did she cost you and was she happy with it?

Cheers

[Jkt After Dark 2]

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[Woodman]

I put this under the Jakarta Hotels section, but the information is important for all to know.

I just spent three very quick days in Jakarta and as usual I stayed at the Hyatt. From reading all the posts, I got the definite message on the forum that the Hyatt really isn't GF - I am here to report just the opposite.

My first night in Jakarta I was pretty beat to the long trip from the States. I decided to visit BATS just to see what was going on. I arrived there about 8:30 and other than two other guys, myself, and the bar staff - we were the only people there. Around 10 - 10:30 a few girls started to trickle in. A couple of the girls really were stunners, but my jet lag got the best of me and I called it a night.

The next night I was tied up with business associates until after midnight, and again decided that even though the mind was willing, the body told me to hit the bed - alone.

On my final night in Jakarta, again I was out with clients and returned to the hotel relatively early. My intension was to return to BATS, but decided to check out the bar in the Hyatt called Burgundy. As I entered there were probably 6-8 WG’s strategically located around the bar. There were probably 3-4 guys in the bar and another 10-12 couples. On average I would rate the girls between 6-9 on the 10 scale. I ordered my drink and soon enough one came by, then another. As I took out a cigarette to light it, a girl named “Luki” (spelling probably isn’t correct), approached me and offered me a light. Of course I accepted, and she sat down with me. After about 30 minutes of conversation and a drink, I asked if she would like to see my room. Of course was her answer. I asked what the ST rate would be and she responded that it was up to me – if I was really happy. I said that I have been to Jakarta before and was well aware of the going rates. She responded that would be OK. We retired to my room. For those who are familiar with the Hyatt, Burgundy is located on the 4th Floor – one floor above the Lobby Floor, so you avoid all the normal staff that are hanging around that might make some a bit uncomfortable going to the elevators with a girl.

Once in my room, we sat and talked for about another 20-30 minutes. Then things started to heat up with kissing, and some pretty heavy caressing. From there she suggested we go to the shower where she was very skillful in the parts of both of our bodies she washed and the “attention to detail” on my body. VERY good BBBJ! We moved from the bath to the bed after about 20 minutes in the shower. She was very GFE, and seemed to enjoy what she was doing. We hit all the major positions and she was open to just about everything except DATY. I later found out that she was just finishing her period, and that was the reason.

After we finished round one, we were again having a conversation and she shared with me some very important information. The Hyatt has a new manager, and he has arranged (according to Luki) a few very nice girls to be in the bar for his guests. She said she co-operates with the bar staff, and she only works on Saturday and Tuesday. During the day she sells insurance, and used her income from the Hyatt to supplement her family.

Here is the information on Luki:
Body: 7-8
Attitude: 8
Performance: 8
Age: 25-28
Tits 34C, ALL Natural

Thought this would good information to share with other members of ISG.

WOODMAN

[Dorman]

I normally can pretty much understand the important bits of sms messages even written in txt spk, and even with the added confusion of Jakarta slang thrown in I can usually understand the gist of it but I got this message today from a number that I don't recognise and it's stumped me a bit. I'm getting the broad idea that it's a polite message from Abang telling me I shouldn't call "jN6n" looking for the girl "cArI2 Cw" who uses the number "y6 pAke" 0815etc. because she is his girl "cW sY", but as to who it's from and whether it's just a generic spam type message sent out to someone's contact list I've no idea.

"mEt pG Abng sBIMny sY mAu minta mAaf,jN6n cArI2 Cw y6 pAke No 0815****** Itu cW sY.trimA kSh Abng"

Like I say neither the number it came from nor the number in the text are numbers I have ever come across before (I never delete contacts). Any help?

[Menteng]

They all think we are all bastards.

JAKARTA AFTER DARK

I sent you a mail bro, just in case your PM box is full (like most of the times).

[Oyenk]

Now, that's a neighbourhood that reminds me of long gone days. It used to be the location of a blackmarket and several mongering destinations thanks to the harbour of Tanjung Priok. Any recent information available?

Mentioning Kodja, Kramat Tunggak comes into my mind. Any recent information also on this sleezy mongering destination?

* I admit that some high-end spa are located in North JKT, on the other hand some very low class mongering destination...are also located in North JKT hahaha. Kalijodo is still available until now I think...if I brows some reports here. I rarely gone there...sorry. Last time I was in Kalijodo; the rate was still 40,000 rupiahs in 1999-2000.

** I believe Kramat Tunggak has been closed by DKI JKT Governor or his former. Some rumors said that the land will be built a very big mosque...

[Menteng]

Do you live in Kodja (north JKT ) ?

Now, that's a neighbourhood that reminds me of long gone days. It used to be the location of a blackmarket and several mongering destinations thanks to the harbour of Tanjung Priok. Any recent information available?

Mentioning Kodja, Kramat Tunggak comes into my mind. Any recent information also on this sleezy mongering destination?

[Oyenk]

Sorry bro,

But would you please elaborate on what a monger should be afraid of?

I don't quite follow you.

Hi Bebek,

even you changed your username...I still follow your old posts !

Do you live in Kodja (north JKT ) ?

[Oyenk]

Based on my experiences at Alexis, Emporium, and Golden Crown - all of them use different names that do not show as spa/massage place. Only Classic shows as Classic on the credit card bill.

Yes bro, some spa wouldn't let their customer down. In billing statement only written their company name; for example PT. TSM or some company name.

But I suggest to ask first the staff if you want to use CC, I am afraid it will be written the name of spa / in the billing statement hehehe!

cheers...