Jakarta

[Goferring]

Cucumber. Thanks you for the post. But why did you apply for business visa?

A Tourist Visa on Arrival allows entry into Bali only not Jakarta. To enter via Jakarta a Business or Residency Visa is required.

After entering Bali and passing the required checks anyone is free to travel to other areas.

[Banana Boi]

really pretty. However the price is 3 million rupiah for an hour. Some were so gorgeous I was considering giving it a shot,

Wow that's around 8 girls at Classic / Travel / Kota Indah, etc. Too rich for me.

Anyone been to one of the Kimochi Mabes lately?

[United1]

Cucumber. Thanks you for the post. But why did you apply for business visa? Why not just take the tourist visa so there is no big hassle? I am curious, because I am planning to come Jakarta in a few weeks from UK and while I have some work meetings, I will just apply tourist so avoid taxes and the fees.

And please keep us update with your activities. I hope Jakarta will be fun for monger when I arrives.

I got to Jakarta. The business visa process is expensive (6-700 USD for the express (five working day) service) and really cumbersome). Lots of documentation and forms are required. One has to download an app. Etc, etc. I was stuck three hours at the airport going through their extremely strangely organized system. Then taken by a dedicated driver to my pre-booked quarantine hotel. I reached the hotel at about 9 pm and was released again at 1130 am next morning. I would have needed that time to sleep off the flight anyway. So the quarantine is not a problem now, however the visa is a pain in the neck.

Today I went to Classic Hotel. Only the second floor is open. I got there at 10 pm and it was too late. There was a huge crowd, guys outnumbered women, dense smoke and a loud local rock band. I ended up getting cajoled into taking two chubby girls (which I generally I am not a big fan of). Ok service but nothing great. I guess I am out of practice when it comes to selection and negotiations. And I was too impatient. On the other hand, three different women hit on me as I was leaving after closing. In the many times I have been to Classic, I have never been able to pick up a girl on the outside after closure when they all flood out to go home. I look forward to further exploration..

[BenderOver]

I got to Jakarta. The business visa process is expensive (6-700 USD for the express (five working day) service) and really cumbersome). Lots of documentation and forms are required. One has to download an app. Etc, etc. I was stuck three hours at the airport going through their extremely strangely organized system. Then taken by a dedicated driver to my pre-booked quarantine hotel. I reached the hotel at about 9 pm and was released again at 1130 am next morning. I would have needed that time to sleep off the flight anyway. So the quarantine is not a problem now, however the visa is a pain in the neck.

Today I went to Classic Hotel. Only the second floor is open. I got there at 10 pm and it was too late. There was a huge crowd, guys outnumbered women, dense smoke and a loud local rock band. I ended up getting cajoled into taking two chubby girls (which I generally I am not a big fan of). Ok service but nothing great. I guess I am out of practice when it comes to selection and negotiations. And I was too impatient. On the other hand, three different women hit on me as I was leaving after closing. In the many times I have been to Classic, I have never been able to pick up a girl on the outside after closure when they all flood out to go home. I look forward to further exploration.

I learned that Classic now opens at 2 pm and closes 1130 pm. Most girls arrive by 3 or 5 pm. Most guys come by 9 pm, maybe as early as 6 pm. So my plan is to go at about 4 and hope to hit the sweet spot.

My favorite restaurant, which used to be open more or less 24 hours, now closes by 12 pm. Things are generally open, but the scale is not the same as pre-pandemic. Face masks are widely used.

Nice going, Cucumber. Yes those services are pricey. I got my visa through a work associate and it only cost him in total 950 k IDR. That about 70 USD. But if you don't have the contact, then those services are the only way to go.

Go check out be Fashion Spa on the 9th floor if you get a chance. It's at the be-Fashion Hotel near taman anggrek mall. About 700 k for an in house masseuse, 1. 1 M for a freelance. Their selection have hot young ladies in both categories, and while I stick pretty exclusively with the in house masseuse, I've seldom been disappointed. I promised myself the next time I go there, I won't cheap out on picking a freelance if she's the hottest in the room.

those prices are without tip, but do include 90 minutes, half in massage and half in making love. I reserve another 100k to 200k for tip after cfs or 300k to 400k for tip after bbfs.

[Cucumber]

Went to Malio. Both parts of the complex are open and operate as usual. However, there are fewer girls and fewer customers. One can cross between the two parts via the corridors on the third floor, as previously.

Some of the girls in the club side (where there is scantily clad dancers and a mezzanine) are really pretty. However the price is 3 million rupiah for an hour. Some were so gorgeous I was considering giving it a shot, but the two most beautiful ones claimed to be on their period. So I gave out a few lady drinks, flirted, kissed and messed around a bit and moved on to the other part. When I got the other part I was immediately approached by waitresses and mamasans. I said I wanted to wait and look a bit, so they left me alone. The problem was that after that it was almost impossible to get their attention again. And negotiating directly with the girls there doesn't work so well. But in the end I managed to re-engage one of the mamas and she found me a girl. Not such a pretty face but nice body and since I was getting desperate I went with the flow. She was 20 years old, body even better naked than I had expected, rock hard. Said she had never been with a foreigner before and seemed a little nervous. Very willing to French kiss, but didn't know how. Would stick her tongue out as far as possible through closed limps and let me suck on it. I got her to open her mouth, but then she opened it and withdrew her tongue. Evidently she needs to watch more Hollywood movies! I still enjoyed it as it was clear that she genuinely didn't have a lot of experience. She seemed to enjoy my DATY and was nice and tight. One of those Indo girls who naturally has very sparse pubic hair. Got to love it.

They closed at 24:00 and I finished with the girl at 23:45 and was going to leave, but then one of the mamasans got hold of me and started encouraging me to take another. Said it was ok to stay for another hour as long as we went to the room before 24:00. Came up with a very beautiful girl. Apparently it was the girl who had encouraged the mama to get hold of me. Again I went with the flow. She turned out to be 24,2 kids, but still a lovely body and really pretty face. Big and quite saggy breasts, which is something I have started enjoying recently. Another one with sparse pubes. Super enthusiastic, eager to blow me, eager for DATY, happy to kiss. Also super talkative. But only in Indonesian. I tried to intervene with Google translate whenever I had a chance. Turned out she lived very close to my hotel, and she wanted to come back in my taxi. So we met up again outside Malio, went back to our neighborhood, had a late dinner, some beers and smoke together and then parted ways. She wanted to come back to my place, but I had important work to do (write this report!) - so I had to give it a miss this time.

[Cucumber]

Does anyone know what nightlife spots are open and good for picking up girls at the moment. I used to drop by CJs, but it seems it is closed. BATS seems to be open, but I never had much luck there before. And my impression of what is open and not may be wrong.

[Banana Boi]

I learned that Classic now opens at 2 pm and closes 1130 pm. Most girls arrive by 3 or 5 pm. Most guys come by 9 pm, maybe as early as 6 pm. So my plan is to go at about 4 and hope to hit the sweet spot.

Even pre-COVID I used to arrive at Classic between 4:30 to 6 pm, depending if I went to Kota Indah and/or Travel before of after. I found that the girls were there with much fewer guys.

My favorite restaurant, which used to be open more or less 24 hours, now closes by 12 pm.

Jonisteak?

Looking forward to your reports.

[Axel Heyst]

I got to Jakarta. The business visa process is expensive (6-700 USD for the express (five working day) service) and really cumbersome). Lots of documentation and forms are required. One has to download an app. Etc, etc. I was stuck three hours at the airport going through their extremely strangely organized system. Then taken by a dedicated driver to my pre-booked quarantine hotel. I reached the hotel at about 9 pm and was released again at 1130 am next morning. I would have needed that time to sleep off the flight anyway. So the quarantine is not a problem now, however the visa is a pain in the neck.

Today I went to Classic Hotel. Only the second floor is open. I got there at 10 pm and it was too late. There was a huge crowd, guys outnumbered women, dense smoke and a loud local rock band. I ended up getting cajoled into taking two chubby girls (which I generally I am not a big fan of). Ok service but nothing great. I guess I am out of practice when it comes to selection and negotiations. And I was too impatient. On the other hand, three different women hit on me as I was leaving after closing. In the many times I have been to Classic, I have never been able to pick up a girl on the outside after closure when they all flood out to go home. I look forward to further exploration.

I learned that Classic now opens at 2 pm and closes 1130 pm. Most girls arrive by 3 or 5 pm. Most guys come by 9 pm, maybe as early as 6 pm. So my plan is to go at about 4 and hope to hit the sweet spot.

My favorite restaurant, which used to be open more or less 24 hours, now closes by 12 pm. Things are generally open, but the scale is not the same as pre-pandemic. Face masks are widely used.

Great reportage Cucumber. It was almost like being there: the good & the bad. I am sure things will get better since you know what you are doing and seem quite capable of adapting to the current situation. Therefore I am looking forward to reading your following reports.

Thanks,

A. H.

[Cucumber]

I got to Jakarta. The business visa process is expensive (6-700 USD for the express (five working day) service) and really cumbersome). Lots of documentation and forms are required. One has to download an app. Etc, etc. I was stuck three hours at the airport going through their extremely strangely organized system. Then taken by a dedicated driver to my pre-booked quarantine hotel. I reached the hotel at about 9 pm and was released again at 1130 am next morning. I would have needed that time to sleep off the flight anyway. So the quarantine is not a problem now, however the visa is a pain in the neck.

Today I went to Classic Hotel. Only the second floor is open. I got there at 10 pm and it was too late. There was a huge crowd, guys outnumbered women, dense smoke and a loud local rock band. I ended up getting cajoled into taking two chubby girls (which I generally I am not a big fan of). Ok service but nothing great. I guess I am out of practice when it comes to selection and negotiations. And I was too impatient. On the other hand, three different women hit on me as I was leaving after closing. In the many times I have been to Classic, I have never been able to pick up a girl on the outside after closure when they all flood out to go home. I look forward to further exploration.

I learned that Classic now opens at 2 pm and closes 1130 pm. Most girls arrive by 3 or 5 pm. Most guys come by 9 pm, maybe as early as 6 pm. So my plan is to go at about 4 and hope to hit the sweet spot.

My favorite restaurant, which used to be open more or less 24 hours, now closes by 12 pm. Things are generally open, but the scale is not the same as pre-pandemic. Face masks are widely used.

[BenderOver]

Has anybody got any adventures to tell?. What about you all tell us about your biggest punting fails. Get things moving again.

I was in Jakarta during the Covid and was just too damn busy to report about it. Generally speaking, most of the the punting locations that survived the pandemic were open. I spent most of my time at KI and be-Fashion where the massage area is covertly open again. Tinder was a a failure for me, and that's where I'll spend this post talking about punting fails.

I have my Tinder filter set to 18 to 22 and I purposefully fucked up my search this way. As an older guy, I'm pretty sure I was just going to get flakes, ho's, or just total messes swiping right with me, and I wasn't wrong. If you've heard stories of success and massive amounts of cheap if not free sex found on Tinder, I'm pretty sure the person was filtering 28 to 40 year old. Under the 18 to 22 category, I ended up getting hits where the young ladies are asking for 3 M for ST. After over 30 matches, I ended up connecting with 2. Those are shitty odds!

Why the shitty odds? Over half of the matches stop chatting after the first few lines of dialog. They send you how much, how long, what they do and won't do. You reply back "Can I get a recent photo?" Answer is NO. And from there silence.

Of the two, I had one pretty good success. She was 22 and looked it. But damn she told me she popped out a daughter with her ex-husband at the age of 15. Single mother with a 7 year old daughter, no husband. Her face was smoking hot, in photos (which I won't post) and in person. She was an utter goddess. However, her body while looking like a smokeshow in her tight elegant dress turned out being quite out of shape and soft even though she wasn't at all heavy or fat. Her body just showed torment from having a kid so young, most of the damage was done to her boobs and hips. Her BBBJ and her moves were like the most erotic porn. Super sexy. But the BBFS vag was coarse and felt like a leather hole I was slipping into lubricated with spit. I couldn't salvage the situation with anal as she already told me should couldn't do it. I did finish the session and she offered to extend to LT "for whatever I wanted to give extra". In the morning, the sex was really pretty good. All in all, I liked her personality and her face, so I completely overtipped her and was happy about it (I gave her 3 M). She was shocked to receive that much from me and I was happy to do it. I would recommend, and possibly repeat, but I'm an addict of tight bodies, so "no baby" is my preference when in Jakarta.

The other session was a total cluster fuck. The photos this 18 year old sent to me were very pretty. I even video called her and she was very pretty. This is where it gets fucking unbelievable. She wanted 400 k for transportation round trip to come visit me. Now she's in jaksel and I'm in jakpus. What the hell 400 k round trip? But she looked so good, I relented. Then she wanted a gift of 400 k and she had told me that she wanted a boyfriend and no sex. I was willing to sacrifice a little bait to see how this would end up, so I relented to that also. So far 800 k committed to just her coming by and having dinner with me (which I'm paying for of course). Well this date happens (she didn't take a Bluebird, she motor'd over to me) and she hung out for 3 hours. When I first saw her, I was shocked as how ugly and how dark she turned out to be in person. I was shocked because I had seen a dozen photos of her and VC live with her. What kind of fucking filter exists on whatsapp now a days? Hanging out for 3 hours, we ate, and went back to my place for some kissing and heavy petting. No hands down her pants and she wouldn't take off any clothes, but I roamed UTC north pretty freely. No body to speak of. So I left it at that, except for the fact that she message bombs me everyday thereafter asking me for more dates and more money. I reply no, I'm too busy. She even ultimately relents to having sex if I would see her again, but for 1 M. I'm no interested, so I delete her profile. She creates a new profile and hits me up. OMG. Stalker. We never connected again after that first time.

[BenderOver]

You need to take a pcr test on day 3 and waiting for result, so you can flight out day 4.

"If the second test is negative, you can check out the next day and then go to other hotels or other islands".

https://bali.com/news/corona-updates...ulations-bali/

Thanks for the info!

[Christian G]

I am not 100% sure about this, but this is my impression:

1) Yes. But I am not sure whether it is day 3 or 4 you can fly onwards to Jakarta.

You need to take a pcr test on day 3 and waiting for result, so you can flight out day 4.

"If the second test is negative, you can check out the next day and then go to other hotels or other islands".

https://bali.com/news/corona-updates...ulations-bali/

[Goferring]

Yup!,too true. Unfortunately all those nice policemen have families in the provinces too. You should consider it an environment of elevated risk and reward.

It has been some time since we heard any stories of actual bonking here, I just can't get excited about this state of endless visa hypotheticals. Has anybody got any adventures to tell?. What about you all tell us about your biggest punting fails. Get things moving again.

OS.

Again, your correct. Don't ask how I know its not a good look to be driving back from a disco at 4 am with a GF and a slew of her buddies in the car, 1/2 oz of clothing between all of them, and straight into a road block. Even I thought we looked guilty. In a fit of Imperial Superiority I was refusing to pay anything, the girls screaming at the cops 'Don't call me a hooker!' The 70 k 'fine' for not handing over my passport was cheap entertainment.

Punting fails? What do you mean?? In 30 years nothing has ever gone wrong. LOL.

Perhaps you are thinking of staggering home, girl in tow, forgetting my hotel's name and taxi-ing around Bandung for a couple of hours trying to find which Room 37 was mine.

Or having a girl disappear into the bathroom, injest some magical pixy dust and start running laps around the room, bouncing from desk to drawer to bed to chair, lap after lap. I had to crash tackle her just to get her to stop. While fucking her, she would not shut up, yapping away about God knows what. The night was so bad that it was laughable. I bumped into her a second time years later. She was obviously totally wired again: eyes the size of dinner plates and stabbing her nasi goreng with a vengeance that Ted Bundy would be proud of. I was with business associates so I prayed that she didn't recognise me before I bid a hasty retreat.

Enjoy. G.

[Offshore Swell]

You're correct that Ramadan generally and Idul Fitri can be very lean times. Especially for those without existing contacts. However, the couple of weeks before the exodus can be very good as part timers are keen to make some money to fund the trip and the gifts that are expected of a well to do city girl when she arrives back in the province.

Yup!,too true. Unfortunately all those nice policemen have families in the provinces too. You should consider it an environment of elevated risk and reward.

It has been some time since we heard any stories of actual bonking here, I just can't get excited about this state of endless visa hypotheticals. Has anybody got any adventures to tell?. What about you all tell us about your biggest punting fails. Get things moving again.

OS.

[Cucumber]

...
1) I can bypass a B211 A visa for Indonesia by landing in Bali, follow test and quarantine procedures there, and fly to Jakarta from Bali on day 3?
2) If this is allowed, is quarantine still required in Jakarta?

I am not 100% sure about this, but this is my impression:

1) Yes. But I am not sure whether it is day 3 or 4 you can fly onwards to Jakarta.

2) No I don't think you need to quarantine in Jakarta if you come via Bali.